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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA

New K-Mart ad. I'm a child and was giggling like one through the whole thing.

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

MindlessHavok posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA

New K-Mart ad. I'm a child and was giggling like one through the whole thing.

That should not be nearly as funny as it is.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Gaunab posted:

The Kia forte ad that plays the Human Being song from Drive make me laugh. I feel like Ryan Gosling should appear at the end and beat the guy to death with a hammer or something.

I love you because this is, word for word, what went through my head. <3

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

MindlessHavok posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA

New K-Mart ad. I'm a child and was giggling like one through the whole thing.

my faith in humanity is renewed.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Choco1980 posted:

my faith in humanity is renewed.

it's awesome but I'm still never ever going to Kmart

mwells_cubed
Aug 7, 2003

WOW
I was amused until the bed part, and then I lost it. Ahaha

Plastic Mick
Feb 12, 2013

Stuck in the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EasGy8YHU50

A jingle and an anthropomorphic animated automobile.
It's somehow worse than you'd expect.

Kem Rixen
Aug 6, 2007

With this turnip I am become death, the destroyer of worlds!

Plastic Mick posted:

A jingle and an anthropomorphic animated automobile.
It's somehow worse than you'd expect.

I read that description and was thinking, how bad could it be, I underestimated just how...lousy it was.

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO
It's not so much that I hate the ad, but on Hulu, there is one ad for Whisky with Christina Hendricks, that is LITERALLY twice as loud as anything else. I was watching something pretty loud admittedly, and one ad came on, then that one, and holy crap it almost blew out my speakers. I was scrambling for the remote. Ads being louder than a show is an old cliche, but this one is insanely loud. Scared the poo poo out of my dogs...

It's been on a few times, and it is not fixed.

DoggPickle fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Apr 13, 2013

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
Yeah, now that they can't do it on TV I have noticed they're really ramping up the volume on internet ads.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Plastic Mick posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EasGy8YHU50

A jingle and an anthropomorphic animated automobile.
It's somehow worse than you'd expect.

For some reason I can't explain I looked up the website of this place. What's up with vehicle prices in Australia? 1st new vehicle listed on site was a Mazda bt-50 crew cab for 51,000 aud, 53,000 usd. I don't even think we get mazda pickups in the US anymore but I googled again and a Tacoma or Colorado crew cab here is < $30k no matter how you equip. ??

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
As of last year, it's now illegal for broadcast and cable TV commercials to be louder than the program that they accompany.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commercial_Advertisement_Loudness_Mitigation_Act

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/12/tv-commercial-volume-to-calm-down/

http://www.fcc.gov/encyclopedia/loud-commercials

If you find a commercial that is in violation of this, write down the name of the company, what show you were watching when you saw it (and which channel it was on), and the time it happened, then call the FCC and tell them. They employ a staff of people dedicated to enforcing this statute.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Apr 13, 2013

RMZXAnarchy
Sep 9, 2011

*Insert Sailor Jupiter joke here*

Plastic Mick posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EasGy8YHU50

A jingle and an anthropomorphic animated automobile.
It's somehow worse than you'd expect.

Looking at it I expected some lovely CGI Cars-looking knockoff.

Instead its a poorly flash animated Cars-looking knockoff.

My expectations were already low, but even then I was still impressed at how bad it was.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


I know it's good to spread awareness about allergies and stuff, but I'm already getting really sick of hearing about how pecans make some kid's face feel funny.

Plastic Mick
Feb 12, 2013

Stuck in the 80s

Wagonburner posted:

For some reason I can't explain I looked up the website of this place. What's up with vehicle prices in Australia? 1st new vehicle listed on site was a Mazda bt-50 crew cab for 51,000 aud, 53,000 usd. I don't even think we get mazda pickups in the US anymore but I googled again and a Tacoma or Colorado crew cab here is < $30k no matter how you equip. ??

Literally everything is more expensive in Australia.
I took a holiday in the states and was absolutely floored by how cheap everything was, especially with the exchange rate.

With zero authority on the matter I'd guess that it's because our manufacturing sector is nonexistent, so all of our goods are imported and subject to ridonk transportation costs and some pretty nasty tariffs (to encourage that non existent local manufacturing).
Also I'm pretty sure our minimum wage is comparatively massive.

But yeah, surprisingly terrible ad. Got blasted nonstop on TV for a bit. Ugh.

EDIT: For the sake of the thread here's another one from a few years back. Everyone here kind of hated it, but I think it's flippin rad. :cheers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfkh0OojxY

Plastic Mick fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Apr 14, 2013

Tin Miss
Apr 8, 2009

Meow
I'm not sure if I love or hate the poor bastard in the WaxVac infomercial who nearly kills himself with a q-tip.

http://youtu.be/3VkuSRQzq2k

OW!

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Tupping Liberty posted:

Yeah, now that they can't do it on TV I have noticed they're really ramping up the volume on internet ads.

Has that been put into place? I notice my local NBC station the volume varies wildly.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Tin Miss posted:

I'm not sure if I love or hate the poor bastard in the WaxVac infomercial who nearly kills himself with a q-tip.

http://youtu.be/3VkuSRQzq2k

OW!

I've never seen a commercial so perfectly demonstrate why that commercial loudness act is needed.

DoggPickle
Jan 16, 2004

LAFFO

computer parts posted:

Has that been put into place? I notice my local NBC station the volume varies wildly.

I'm on FIOS in DC metro area and haven't heard a noticeably loud ad on television in years. I only mentioned the HULU one because it was insane, like double the volume of anything else, and it's obviously a mistake. If I were a guy I'm sure I wouldn't care because "hot red head" and "whiskey".

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The terrible Subway "you WILL be fat if you eat elsewhere" ads are back again. :fuckoff: Subway

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
I always hated Ana Gasteyer on SNL, and I hate her Weight Watchers commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olBwkjCjorI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LDZXdGYr1M

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

I know this is in TVIV but Spotify has the worst loving commercials in their free mode and it's driving me bonkers.

"If you mention 'Offline Mode' to a Spotify Premium user, they'll start to smile. And here's why:" Yes, a conversation that will come up all the time in public.

A Kraft macaroni bowl commercial featuring a guy with an awful lisp saying "You missed dinner with the fam? Bummer." in the most obnoxious way possible.

And now a McDonalds commercial that includes the phrases "The best thing to happen to your mouth since teeth" and "The Big Mac tastes like the smell of success." I'm convinced McDonalds has the worst ad agency on Earth and they should all be out on their rear end.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
gently caress your dolphin ice sculpture

Although I guess if any place is going to have first world problem commercials it's The Masters

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I just saw the most insane commercial. It was Hugo Weaving doing an ad for GE's medical equipment division doing it all in an Agent Smith costume.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

muscles like this? posted:

I just saw the most insane commercial. It was Hugo Weaving doing an ad for GE's medical equipment division doing it all in an Agent Smith costume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loinY8MmVq8

I can't believe that this isn't a 30 Rock sketch.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

gently caress all ya'll, that was awesome :colbert:

It is puzzling why, almost ten years after the last film, they decided to bring up The Matrix. 'Oughties nostalgia?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It's never a bad time for more Hugo Weaving.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
GE must have the most clueless marketing department on the planet. "Clean" coal commercial set to 16 Tons? Why not. Ad about how machines are going to start automating our healthcare and we should be fine with that? Why not use the agent of a system bent on the destruction of humanity as we know it.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Young Freud posted:

gently caress all ya'll, that was awesome :colbert:

It is puzzling why, almost ten years after the last film, they decided to bring up The Matrix. 'Oughties nostalgia?

GE has had an ad campaign featuring iconic movie computers/robots running for a while now.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I just saw a ad for some Credit Loan place with the old Ditech fat bank manager arguing with himself as his mom in drag.

rjsnyde
Nov 20, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
I'm enjoying this Wheat Thins commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qu6d0lE1z8

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax

muscles like this? posted:

I just saw the most insane commercial. It was Hugo Weaving doing an ad for GE's medical equipment division doing it all in an Agent Smith costume.

That single commercial is better than both sequels combined.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Saw this commercial the other day and couldn't stop laughing at how funny it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFGdf0inkAc

This isn't exactly the same as the one I saw though, as that one pretends to be another commercial before cutting back shouting about how great it is.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Rirse posted:

I just saw a ad for some Credit Loan place with the old Ditech fat bank manager arguing with himself as his mom in drag.

Ah, Ditech guy. I'd forgotten all about him and his endless defeats in mid-day cable ads.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Rirse posted:

The terrible Subway "you WILL be fat if you eat elsewhere" ads are back again. :fuckoff: Subway

Christ, I just came to post this. The worst thing is the use of "badonkadonk butt." Obviously they don't understand that, because it ain't about being fat -- it's about having a big-but-shapely rear end, and a normal waist. You don't get that by binging on fast food. And this isn't even touching the real crux of the issue, which is that (I'm saying this as a former "Sandwich Artist") Subway food is every bit as unhealthy and disgusting as any other fast food chain. The sheer number of people who would order various footlongs with disgusting amounts of extra mayonnaise is still enough to give me nightmares.

PT6A fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Apr 20, 2013

Obeast
Aug 26, 2006
Õ_~ ANIME BABE LOVER 2000 ~_Õ

Critical posted:

I know this is in TVIV but Spotify has the worst loving commercials in their free mode and it's driving me bonkers.

"If you mention 'Offline Mode' to a Spotify Premium user, they'll start to smile. And here's why:" Yes, a conversation that will come up all the time in public.

A Kraft macaroni bowl commercial featuring a guy with an awful lisp saying "You missed dinner with the fam? Bummer." in the most obnoxious way possible.

And now a McDonalds commercial that includes the phrases "The best thing to happen to your mouth since teeth" and "The Big Mac tastes like the smell of success." I'm convinced McDonalds has the worst ad agency on Earth and they should all be out on their rear end.
Good god, this... The Kraft one is especially bad for me since saying "fam" instead of "family" is a huge pet peeve of mine.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


PT6A posted:

Christ, I just came to post this. The worst thing is the use of "badonkadonk butt." Obviously they don't understand that, because it ain't about being fat -- it's about having a big-but-shapely rear end, and a normal waste. You don't get that by binging on fast food. And this isn't even touching the real crux of the issue, which is that (I'm saying this as a former "Sandwich Artist") Subway food is every bit as unhealthy and disgusting as any other fast food chain. The sheer number of people who would order various footlongs with disgusting amounts of extra mayonnaise is still enough to give me nightmares.

But... their parent company is called "Doctor's Associates"! Does that sound like the name of a company that would make things that are bad for you??

Bible Ian Black
Jul 16, 2009

I'M THE GUY
WHO SUCKS

PLUS I GOT
DEPRESSION
Ugh this loving radio ad for McDonald's. I think it's for a new wrap they have? I'm not 100% sure. Whatever it is, apparently random obnoxious sound effects play whenever you take a bite of it, making it the least appealing sandwich possible.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Obeast posted:

Good god, this... The Kraft one is especially bad for me since saying "fam" instead of "family" is a huge pet peeve of mine.

God yes. I'm so tired of shorthand poo poo.

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Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Capn Beeb posted:

God yes. I'm so tired of shorthand poo poo.

"Veggies" is the worst, go ahead you all and accuse me of spergin again for hating this one but it's horrible. If you're a child under 3 or talking to a child under 3, maybe acceptable. If you're not one of those people and you use it you probably also buy the adult footie-pajamas out of skymall which one day will evolve into full-on ab/dl type crap.

edit: "footie" was pretty painful to type as well.

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