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kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.


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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS



So THAT's where the off-ramp is.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Ozz81 posted:

Not quite as funny as some of the other pictures, but pretty drat clever either way:



http://www.opposingviews.com/i/money/jobs-and-careers/tasty-exit-man-resigns-job-letter-written-cake

BBC News posted:

In unrelated news, dozens of Stansted Border Force management staff were hospitalised today in a suspected mass ricin attack. Experts are working hard to determine the source of the poison. More updates as the situation develops...

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

I'd guess it would start as someone wanting to fix children's cleft lips and repairs crash victims faces, but those things don't pay the bills like plastic breasts.

I know this was a few pages ago, but there's nothing that prevents a plastic surgeon from practicing both cosmetic and reconstructive surgery. Quite a few do both.




MagnumLode
Apr 10, 2004

Have some Kool-Aid, dipshit.

The real life Smeagol?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Palpek posted:

image that isn't here anymore.

Last page, dude, and was even quoted on this page.

Edit: Well drat, that was a fast edit.

Double edit: Someone needs to put some cookies in that bottom bin.

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 14:48 on Apr 17, 2013

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Jonny Retro posted:

I know this was a few pages ago, but there's nothing that prevents a plastic surgeon from practicing both cosmetic and reconstructive surgery. Quite a few do both.

You can pay for a lot of cleft pallets with one really good boob job.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

MagnumLode posted:

The real life Smeagol?

My name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is
Gaunt Gollum

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012





:horse:

Favela Flav
Dec 24, 2009

That horse looks like me on a fit-ball.. How come everyone can stand up on it but me? One day we'll both make it, horse, with all our clumsy appendages. :unsmith:

edit: Wait, that's not a semen collecting device? Please tell me it isn't.

Favela Flav has a new favorite as of 02:59 on Apr 18, 2013

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

Favela Flav posted:

That horse looks like me on a fit-ball.. How come everyone can stand up on it but me? One day we'll both make it, horse, with all our clumsy appendages. :unsmith:

edit: Wait, that's not a semen collecting device? Please tell me it isn't.

It's a sculpture and the horse is taxidermied. Not sure if that's better or worse.

edit: http://www.soheila-sokhanvari.com/sculpture.html

ought ten has a new favorite as of 03:31 on Apr 18, 2013

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ought ten posted:

It's a sculpture and the horse is taxidermied. Not sure if that's better or worse.

edit: http://www.soheila-sokhanvari.com/sculpture.html

Aww, I genuinely thought it was a fun horse on a ball. Now I'm sorta bummed out.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



When I die I want to be stuck on a ball like that.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Horses love balls, to the point of obsession. My uncle's old horse use to get pissed, like ears pointing backwards pissed, if you tried to take her ball.


Not mine

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.

Favela Flav
Dec 24, 2009

Manslaughter posted:

When I die I want to be stuck on a ball like that.

Never give up on your dreams :unsmith:

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012




+



=

http://youtu.be/CcXXQ6GCUb8

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
You would get the same result showing the cat a blank paper, though.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

The ultimate life goal of the modern man: front page of Reddit.

Alternatively dolphinhood.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Some of those are actually really cool. Mixed in with all the 'change the world' stuff there's some really good ones.

'be a dad' :unsmith:
'play Javert in a production of Les Mis'
'come out to my parents'
'live in a sea of puppies; :3:
'steal chalk'
'Be an avenger'

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MindlessHavok posted:

Some of those are actually really cool. Mixed in with all the 'change the world' stuff there's some really good ones.
'steal chalk'

I stole chalk once as a kid but then I put it back about half an hour later because let me tell you stealing chalk isn't all that it's cracked up to be :smith:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

KHOO-KEY!

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




I saw one of those on the way to work today up here in Canada, one of the people just put a big "gently caress YOU!" on it.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

MindlessHavok posted:

'steal chalk'

I have a feeling that this person already accomplished their dream.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Argh, how do you mess up the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song :argh:

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Vintersorg posted:

I saw one of those on the way to work today up here in Canada, one of the people just put a big "gently caress YOU!" on it.

"LIKE AN ANIMAL"



Presenting: a ranch fountain. Welcome to heaven, goons.

Buzkashi has a new favorite as of 18:22 on Apr 18, 2013

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Spotted in the YOSPOS pictures thread

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008

reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Argh, how do you mess up the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song :argh:

Hopefully by being five and barely able to write.

That's my hope, anyway. :(

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Kinderprison?

Terminal Entropy
Dec 26, 2012

Aleph Null posted:

Kinderprison?

Sing Sing sing-along school for kids.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Aleph Null posted:

Kinderprison?

New band name found.

E: Including the question mark.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Whoops, thought that was at my university because we had an article about it in our paper, but our trees are still bare, nevermind!

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

Things to put on that board:

Kill God
Kill Superman
Stop Perry the Platypus

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LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Random Number posted:

Whoops, thought that was at my university because we had an article about it in our paper, but our trees are still bare, nevermind!

My guess was UMD, since I saw that board there on Tuesday, but maybe a lot of Unis are doing it.

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