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A dog that knows english and can use a computer is a pretty good dog. edit: Also gin and tonics are good because you can't taste the gin.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you're not actively a pirate (the swashbuckling kind, not the nerd kind), then rum is a terrible drink. I used to feel this way until we got some cats and now I think they're pretty hilarious dumbasses with weird little personalities.
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My cat likes to lick the windows and massage my backpack.
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mysterious frankie posted:I used to feel this way until we got some cats and now I think they're pretty hilarious dumbasses with weird little personalities. See? They turn you into cat zombies with their T-virus turds. Now you're a cat lover / cat zombie plague carrier.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:See? They turn you into cat zombies with their T-virus turds. One day I'll get the urge to climb up to the roof of my building and then cat fungus spores will burst from my head, blanketing the northside.
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SC Bracer posted:Those aren't dogs. The only dogs are the awesome ones that can drag you along when they try, and are basically the happiest chillest things. With nice barks. Not the loud yappy kind. Terriers are objectively terrible. They are ratter/mouser/rodent-chasers and not acceptable as pets. Unless you own a granary or a farm you should not own one, much less take it out in public. Not mad at the terriers but they should know their place. 
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SC Bracer posted:Those aren't dogs. The only dogs are the awesome ones that can drag you along when they try, and are basically the happiest chillest things. With nice barks. Not the loud yappy kind. Where do pugs fit on this scale? Pugs are hilarious. Post pugs please.
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Apr 18, 2013 23:19
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Dr Snofeld posted:Pugs are hilarious. 
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Dr Snofeld posted:Pugs are hilarious. Post pugs please. 
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Pugs are horrible creatures that pee and crap on the carpet during their seizures and require regular cleaning of their face folds or they'll get infected by disgusting pug poo poo and die, or if they lay down weird they'll just suffocate because they're born with sleep apnea
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Pugs are horrible creatures that pee and crap on the carpet during their seizures and require regular cleaning of their face folds or they'll get infected by disgusting pug poo poo and die, or if they lay down weird they'll just suffocate because they're born with sleep apnea Sorry for your loss.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:If you're not actively a pirate (the swashbuckling kind, not the nerd kind), then rum is a terrible drink. Rum is only useful because you can buy a 20 oz bottle of Coke, drink a little bit of it, fill the rest of it with rum, put it in your purse, and then sneak it into a movie theatre! No one will ever know (except they probably will, which is why you should only do this for sparsely populated showings of not-very goo movies). My dog is a terrier-chihauhau mix, which mostly means that he is really insane and really stupid looking. I love him.
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:My dog is a terrier-chihauhau mix, which mostly means that he is really insane and really stupid looking. I love him. 
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:Rum is only useful because you can buy a 20 oz bottle of Coke, drink a little bit of it, fill the rest of it with rum, put it in your purse, and then sneak it into a movie theatre! No one will ever know (except they probably will, which is why you should only do this for sparsely populated showings of not-very goo movies). I have only once snuck alcohol into a movie but that was Jackie Chan's Drunken Master so it was cool. I think it was a 22oz. Mickey's and I also think I laughed at something and kicked the empty bottle so it rolled down the floor making a tremendous racket but there were enough people in there that it couldn't be pinned on me. Security by obscurity for inappropriate drinking. And pugs are adorable little poo poo monsters who should all be loved and taken care of but also sterilized to the last and anyone puppymilling those genetic freakdogs should be sternly admonished and not allowed to do that anymore.
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Yesterday when I was on my way home my sister called me and asked if I could take her dog for a walk when I got home. This is all she wanted to do when I took her out:
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Apr 19, 2013 00:47
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"Queer pugs run this town" .. uh what?
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Francostein posted:Yesterday when I was on my way home my sister called me and asked if I could take her dog for a walk when I got home. This is all she wanted to do when I took her out: Haha when I was pledging two kids had a dog, it was a pit bull puppy and they'd make me take her for walks every day but the joke was on them because sorority girls loved that poo poo and I brought her everywhere.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Pugs are horrible creatures that pee and crap on the carpet during their seizures and require regular cleaning of their face folds or they'll get infected by disgusting pug poo poo and die, or if they lay down weird they'll just suffocate because they're born with sleep apnea Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure your owner still thinks you're a pretty good dog.
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Noni posted:Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure your owner still thinks you're a pretty good dog. Is the joke here that he's a dog?
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I have a ten pound terrier/chihuahua mix that growls at children and wears dresses. 
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Pugs' eyeballs are prone to popping out of the socket, and that put me off owning one forever because if that happened to me then Pugsy would just have to sit and and wonder why is master puking and screaming and taking medicine instead of putting my loving eye back in my loving face
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Apr 19, 2013 02:50
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It's a pug, dressed as a pug. A metapug.
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Apr 19, 2013 02:52
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bunnybean posted:I have a ten pound terrier/chihuahua mix that growls at children and wears dresses. Why do you dress it up
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Apr 19, 2013 06:16
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Sometimes dogs want to look pretty, don't hate.
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A teacher once told me a story of a friend of hers who had a little poodle with a little pillbox hat. The poodle loved that hat. Put it on one day when company was over and strutted proudly into the living room. Naturally everyone cracked up, but poor doggie ran away and hid the hat and never wore it again.
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I want a dog when I move into my new place, and I find the idea of pugs hilarious. I'd hate to own one because of all the health issues that they have, but I'd love to own one because they're just so drat silly looking! I'd spend all my time making the pug excited so I can laugh at the snuffly sounds they make when excited, and then I'd be horrified when it dropped dead of breathing too hard or something. I also like cats, but I want to have a pet that isn't generally indifferent, I've already got three small parrots who are generally indifferent to me(although one will sleep on my shoulder and climb all over me which is adorable as hell)
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Pugs are sweet and cute but in my experience (I have never personally owned a pug but my sister has two) they are complete idiots who are impossible to train. They are some of the sweetest dogs I have ever met and will always let you pet them at any time but they constantly poo poo inside the house and will never, ever listen to you when you are trying to call them. To be fair, the pugs my sister owns are probably inbred as gently caress, but whatever they're still dumb idiots.
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Pugs are cute mostly out of pity rather than actual looks. That is one unfortunate looking animal.
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Never judge a pug by its cover, I suppose. I've heard they're pretty nice. I really like parrots, and other talking birds. I wouldn't want to own one, but I like talking to them. My girlfriend has a really old bird named Peaches, who breaks up her normal routine of "Hello! Peaches! Who're you?" with muttering dirty words under her breath and cackling with a really old laugh. Or impersonating an air raid siren. That bird is a badass. She has another bird next to her that dances if you start dancing. It is fun.
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Youremother posted:Pugs are sweet and cute but in my experience (I have never personally owned a pug but my sister has two) they are complete idiots who are impossible to train. They are some of the sweetest dogs I have ever met and will always let you pet them at any time but they constantly poo poo inside the house and will never, ever listen to you when you are trying to call them. My pug is fairly well housetrained, but only for my apartment. I brought her over to my mom's apartment and she had three accidents in less than half an hour.
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Maybe someone could invent pug goggles that keep their eyes from leaping out of the sockets at irregular intervals... but then, knowing pugs, the eyeball would probably just burst against the lens, like a bug on a windshield.
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tbp posted:Hello . Calm .
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Shine posted:Calm . How are you today
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tbp posted:How are you today I ate a bigass hamburger so pretty great, thanks. How are you today?
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bunnybean posted:I have a ten pound terrier/chihuahua mix that growls at children and wears dresses. I wish our dogs could be friends and just bark at strangers and be super cute together! I have never put Buster in an outfit, but that is mostly because just because he is fat and stupid-shaped.
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Shine posted:I ate a bigass hamburger so pretty great, thanks. How are you today? What kind of hamburger?
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