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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
My two favorite hamburgers are either from my own creation (I make kickass burgers) and the Five Guys. Who could hate burgers? Probably people who hate liberty.

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Five Guys is great, Fatties is amazing & Butcher and The Burger is doing God's work.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

I haven't had Five Guys in a while. I liked getting the bacon cheeseburger with hot sauce on it. Maybe I can get it tonight. Or pizza.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I like the kind of burgers you queue for an hour at a no-booking hipster resturant to get.

Seriously though there are some pretty amazing burger places in London and if you go to a decent place to get them then at least you're able to pretend they don't contain horse.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Five Guys is the poo poo. There's one like two blocks from where I live and it is the best thing.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Five Guys is gross as poo poo compared to this one local place where I live, http://www.fatcowburgers.com/menu.php
I always get the same thing, just without mayo because holy gently caress is mayo gross.

quote:

THE 120 BURGER · PETITE–$7.75 REGULAR–$8.75
A toasted bun with a hand ground angus burger topped with Benton’s apple smoked bacon, Gruyere cheese, caramelized onion, fresh arugula, sliced tomato and horseradish mayonnaise.

Also they serve beer.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
When I've got Five Guys in my mouth, it's like I've died and gone to heaven. RT if you love that thick juicy meat.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I was never huge on beef, but I love the gently caress out of a good chicken sandwich.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
My favourite lovely takeout burger is the A&W Mozza Burger.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
If Five Guys merged with In-N-Out, it would be the greatest name for a burger franchise ever.

dead in a motel
Sep 10, 2000
Five In-N-Out Guys? Five Guys In-N-Out?

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
The great thing about Five Guys, at least at the two of them that I've been to, is that they keep all these peanuts around so you can munch away like a squirrel while you're waiting for your order.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

dead in a motel posted:

Five In-N-Out Guys? Five Guys In-N-Out?

In-n-out five guys. sooooo many Westboro protests incoming.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

I ended up getting a roast beef sandwich at Jimmy John's. Their bread is so good.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Francostein posted:

Five Guys is gross as poo poo compared to this one local place where I live, http://www.fatcowburgers.com/menu.php
I always get the same thing, just without mayo because holy gently caress is mayo gross.


Also they serve beer.

Why dont you treat me to lunch then bitch

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Why dont you treat me to lunch then bitch

Alright then cutey I have lunch at 1pm usually, call me.

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009
Al's Hamburger is the best. It's a tiny place in downtown Green Bay that seats no more than 20 people or so, though it's rare to see more than five or six at any one time. What's funny is that hipsters avoid it like the plague due to the fact that the burgers are too heavy for them to lift and the usual patrons aren't the type to circlejerk by the glow of their iphones. When Al's burned down a couple years ago everyone thought that would be the end of it. But no, despite substantial personal expense and ridiculously slim profit margins the owners loved making burgers so much they rebuilt.

Five guys isn't bad, but I've only been there when I'm out of town. If I'm in Green Bay and am overcome with burger-urge there's no substitute for Al's Hamburger.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

paragon1 posted:

What kind of hamburger?

Dat dere Five Guys bacon burger and a giant bag of fries.

Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

Shine posted:

Dat dere Five Guys bacon burger and a giant bag of fries.

They opened a Five Guys in Westwood, which is nice. It's near an In-N-Out though. In-N-Out is a better burger I think.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I've never been to an In-And-Out, but there's a five guys across the street from my college. I go there for brain food before accounting class. In other news, my local sports bar franchise has the most delicious hot wings you will ever eat.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
The finest quick service chain burger is made by the good people at Jake's Wayback Burgers. Here is a convenient list of their locations, so you may purchase one and agree.

http://www.waybackburgers.com/locations/

I'm not just saying this because I live in Delaware.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Through the magic of gluttony and air travel I have had both 5 Guys and In and Out in the same day.

It was close but I like 5 Guys more but would happly and drunkenly eat both.

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

bunnielab posted:

Through the magic of gluttony and air travel I have had both 5 Guys and In and Out in the same day.

It was close but I like 5 Guys more but would happly and drunkenly eat both.

Only takes the magic of a bus pass in Seattle.

Recommended hereabouts:

Uneeda Burger
Canterbury (closing soon unfortunately)
Wibbley's
Broiler Bay

Base Emitter has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Apr 20, 2013

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Base Emitter posted:

Only takes the magic of a bus pass in Seattle.

Recommended hereabouts:

Uneeda Burger
Canterbury (closing soon unfortunately)
Wibbley's
Broiler Bay

Really, when did they expand out there? That poo poo was like the fat kid East Coast/West Coast rap feud for a while.

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?
We only got 5 Guys about 2-3 years ago I think.

And actually, I'm an idiot, I was thinking of a different chain than In & Out, which was talking about expanding up here but I don't think they have yet, so, never mind.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That's nothing. I've got Dunkin, Krispy Kreme, Hardee's, Krystal, Sonic, Checkers, A&W, Five Guys, Waffle House, Huddle House, KFC, Popeye's, Church's, and the world famous diarrhea factory The Varsity within driving distance.

In'n'Out is the only thing we don't have, and having tried it, that's okay because Five Guys exists, and NOTHING beats The Vortex.

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

That's nothing. I've got Dunkin, Krispy Kreme, Hardee's, Krystal, Sonic, Checkers, A&W, Five Guys, Waffle House, Huddle House, KFC, Popeye's, Church's, and the world famous diarrhea factory The Varsity within driving distance.

Please walk.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Base Emitter posted:

Please walk.

One of the fattest cities in America. I'm practically a statue of a Greek god because I run every day.

In my amazing Fila Skele-Toes shoes which are the best running shoes ever. True facts.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
One problem with Five Guys though is that both times I've eaten there they've given me like three times more french fries than I can ever hope to eat. I don't know what the deal was but it felt like the difference from the Standard Burger-To-Fries Ratio was all out of whack.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

That's their gimmick, they dump a whole extra scoop of fries into each order. I'm a fat disgusting monster so I really don't mind, but just remember it next time you go to Five Guys and don't want to drown in fries.

SC Bracer
Aug 7, 2012

DEMAGLIO!

Bash Ironfist posted:

They opened a Five Guys in Westwood, which is nice. It's near an In-N-Out though. In-N-Out is a better burger I think.

Oh yeah, I saw that one when a friend was showing me around the neighbourhood. I like that they have so many good eateries there, though I still haven't been able to bring myself to spend dollars on things when I can just eat from my meal plan.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Youremother posted:

That's their gimmick, they dump a whole extra scoop of fries into each order. I'm a fat disgusting monster so I really don't mind, but just remember it next time you go to Five Guys and don't want to drown in fries.

If you can eat a large fry at five guys you're probably a competitive eating champion. I always share mine with like 4 people.

The downside of five guys is I can make the same burger at home for like $0.25, but you just can't make fries like that, so the obscene burger price is kind of like a general admission ticket for the fries and peanuts.

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER
Do you guys know The Habit? It's another west-coast exclusive burger joint that doesn't get the same press as In'N'Out. But it should because it's way better.

edit: it's like a million times better

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bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

tbp posted:

Why do you dress it up


She likes to wear clothes. She wags her tail when I bring them out, then flops onto her back so I can put them on easier. She's pretty much a stuck up little bitch that judges pretty quickly whether or not you're worthy of her. I am also easily entertained and have long dreamt of having a dog to put in tiny costumes irrespective of its will.



Evelyn Nesbit posted:

I wish our dogs could be friends and just bark at strangers and be super cute together! I have never put Buster in an outfit, but that is mostly because just because he is fat and stupid-shaped.
I'd suggest putting him in an animal costume. Mine has a lion costume.

(I'm only two days late whatever)

bunnybean has a new favorite as of 10:02 on Apr 20, 2013

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

paragon1 posted:

What kind of hamburger?

He said it himself an "rear end" hamburger haha hell never recover from this one

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

tbp posted:

He said it himself an "rear end" hamburger haha hell never recover from this one

Sweet burn dude.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


Little Blue Couch posted:

Do you guys know The Habit? It's another west-coast exclusive burger joint that doesn't get the same press as In'N'Out. But it should because it's way better.

edit: it's like a million times better

Oh man, I love their Charburger. The chicken sandwiches look pretty good too but I haven't tried them yet.

This place in Sacramento has weird burgers that they rotate every week. I had one that had fried pimento mac and cheese in it once. It was pretty good but I'm sure it was like a thousand calories at least. I couldn't even finish it.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

bunnybean posted:


Mine has a lion costume.


Gonna need to see that. TIA

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Cease to Hope posted:

Sweet burn dude.

No need for sarcasm

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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

cheerfullydrab posted:

The finest quick service chain burger is made by the good people at Jake's Wayback Burgers. Here is a convenient list of their locations, so you may purchase one and agree.

http://www.waybackburgers.com/locations/

I'm not just saying this because I live in Delaware.

Jake is the bomb. They have a triple triple burger now.

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