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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

What's wrong with those all black SWAT uniforms, not intimidating enough?

I was going to say urban "operators" should dress like BOPE

found this - did they just rip off MARPAT woodland? No EGA

http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7034/6839056243_f0e1b95c82.jpg



http://www.ascobom.org.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/o-globo-soldado-do-bope-em-treinamento-guilherme-pinto-14-09-200721.jpg


http://fi.somethingawful.com/is/img481/1390/foto11rj2.jpg


I think they justify the motor pool though. Their helos always get rpg'd when they send them into favelas too

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Apr 19, 2013

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Mr. Samuel Shitley
Jun 15, 2007

by XyloJW
I guess flat black and flat OD aren't tacticool enough.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Snowdens Secret posted:

That's the thing, the Navy pattern would be far more appropriate for most of the places these guys hang out, to the degree camo matters when you're a policeman standing in the middle of a train station. But someone wants to cosplay Army.

ACU-wearing security looked totally ridiculous when I was visiting touristy east coast areas two years ago. Some shame inducing mallcop/military-like velcroed up fat dudes lounging around well traveled places.

TheUnhorse
Oct 29, 2010

Smartest little intel sperg in the whole world
Are there still MPs in Penn Station? Last time I was there there were NG or Reservist MPs just standing around. They all had patrol caps, IBAs, M9s, and radios.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Can-O-Raid posted:

You would not believe my disappointment when I defected to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.



I hope whoever fights against them have MILF hunter patches, decals, etc... all over the place. I know I would.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Barrel sweeping the heck outta that photog

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe


DEVGRU-Boston

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
Need the desert paint, NODs mount, and fingertip-less gloves for dropping all of them tangos in the suburbs.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The police are the biggest pogues, clearly.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I think I'm going to develop a camo pattern for blending in with degenerate Irish Americans.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Casimir Radon posted:

I think I'm going to develop a camo pattern for blending in with degenerate Irish Americans.

Got you covered.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Casimir Radon posted:

I think I'm going to develop a camo pattern for blending in with degenerate Irish Americans.

Spilled Guinness and ugly shamrock-decorated shirts?

Triggs
Nov 23, 2005

Tango Down!

"I got this."
*squeak*
"Oh."

Nog
May 15, 2006

No PMAG. Clearly those poor guys in Boston SWAT are underfunded.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
At least he has the scope mounted the correct direction.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
That guy is just happy to leave his desk for once. I'm OK with his horrible attempt to hop a fence.

DrCuntmuffins
Nov 10, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

holocaust bloopers posted:

That guy is just happy to leave his desk for once. I'm OK with his horrible attempt to hop a fence.

yeah, most likely a super intel weenie equivalent

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

This needs to be an av

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://youtu.be/DMjKH6aTsvw

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Lookit this fuckin hard charger, giving no fucks about his balls


NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

jesus loving christ apparently CAG is part of the mass state police now

The whole Malayan Emergency thing is loving retarded and I am tired of hearing about how it compares. The British had a ratio of forces in their favor that could never be achieved today, they had the overall support of the people in the first place, and they were facing a relatively small insurgency. "Counter-insurgency" in the generally accepted American sense is worthless as poo poo, absolutely useless, and a stupid idea. Paying off your enemies does not result in strategic success, although it's not like the United States has any idea what the gently caress strategy is in the first place. Money is not a goddamn weapons system. Yeah, we're tactically excellent, but completely strategically inept. Gian Gentile and Andrew Bacevich both have a lot of excellent writings on this subject.

And the Rhodesians were impressive as poo poo, especially how long they were able to hold on while the rest of the world turned its back on them. There was a group of American Vietnam vets who fought in Rhodesia called the Crippled Eagles, pretty interesting to read about.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

This is the single greatest thing ever developed by man.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If I ever get a jerry can/rotopax mount for my jeep, I'm chopping one up. That's awesome.

Edit: I actually really like the minibottle holder idea. Trying to figure out how I can make use of something like that.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Seems the Syrian opposition have made the technological leap from catapults to trebuchets


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuSl3w03UdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93QmLk9JCAA

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Brown Moses posted:

Seems the Syrian opposition have made the technological leap from catapults to trebuchets


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuSl3w03UdM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93QmLk9JCAA

Man I hope some engineering scholarships come out of this.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

And here's an experimental mortar firing a 50kg shell not very far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy9npM3KV30

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That's...not very useful.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
poo poo looks like a Davey Crockett.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That's...not very useful.

I guess it might work if you are in a city and managed to get close enough? Maybe?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Just a reminder that if you save Brown Moses's videos to a YouTube channel (and live on the US) to give the channels very innocuous names

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Snowdens Secret posted:

Just a reminder that if you save Brown Moses's videos to a YouTube channel (and live on the US) to give the channels very innocuous names

How come?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Do you enjoy being able to fly on airlines?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

100% real talk.. anytime I got to go on missions and poo poo, this was me.. all the way down to the pudge and awkward retardedness.. except I had a lot more radios and other gay poo poo

love this gif so hard

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I think he's a great GiP mascot; a version of "The Other Guys" for us.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Wasabi the J posted:

I think he's a great GiP mascot; a version of "The Other Guys" for us.

http://youtu.be/fuEG_PSb_Ts?t=1m8s

How I felt everytime I was hungover at PT

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.


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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

God I want to yell at that guy pointing his weapon at me (camera)

And that cat-ouflage is awesome :colbert: It's at least something that you could put around a corner in an urban environment and a bad guy wouldn't notice at first glance.

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