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PT6A posted:Subway food is every bit as unhealthy and disgusting as any other fast food chain. Like with eating at any restaurant, it's all in what you order. It's possible to get a pretty healthy meal at Subway, but you need to watch what you order (and most of the meat is so loaded with salt it isn't great for you anyways.)
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Wagonburner posted:"footie" was pretty painful to type as well. Its more crazy to call them footed pajamas, because no one has ever done that ever.
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Old Spice, you beautiful bastard, you've done it again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS1dM6kmCx4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfiiWGWhB9g And I'm almost ashamed to admit I finally like a Dr.Pepper 10 commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDCY56azew8 I think it's because they nailed the right kind of "manliness" this time. Their previous ones were all, "It's not for women! Because GUNS and LASER BLAST EXPLOSIONS!" or something. But a man in the woods, with a chill canoe paddling bear is just right. All Grizzly Adams up in here.
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Apr 17, 2013 15:56
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DrBouvenstein posted:And I'm almost ashamed to admit I finally like a Dr.Pepper 10 commercial: I enjoy its 70s retro feel.
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DrBouvenstein posted:And I'm almost ashamed to admit I finally like a Dr.Pepper 10 commercial: That campaign hasn't bothered me just because even the over the top commercials were obviously tongue in cheek.
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Mokinokaro posted:That campaign hasn't bothered me just because even the over the top commercials were obviously tongue in cheek. Me neither, I was baffled at the number of people that were genuinely offended by that. The new ones are much better though.
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DrBouvenstein posted:And I'm almost ashamed to admit I finally like a Dr.Pepper 10 commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc2xsxlNlRc Based offf old 70's beer ads. I too like them. Love ads that go back more towards a 70's/80's style with jingles.
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KFC's new ad campaign about their boneless chicken is loving garbage. Its people eating their new chicken and then freaking out because they "ate the bones."
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I really do hope that someone at a random KFC location goofs up and puts a regular piece of bone-in chicken in a box with the boneless stuff, and some jackass accidentally eats a bone.
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Apr 18, 2013 00:54
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PT6A posted:normal waste. You don't get that by binging on fast food.  Very late, but that Kmart commercial is awesome.
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Those new old spice ads are awesome! I haven't seen them here. The dude 'spergin about people saying "Veggies" is seriously crazy. poo poo abbreviations like cray-cray! are extremely annoying, but people say Veggies all the time. Also footies? I agree with the other dude, nobody says - ahem.. Footed Pajamas, because that's loving stupid. I'm a girl but I totally get a laugh out of that one ad where the guy is fantasing the most manly thing possible, and he's on a motorcyle with a hot-rear end girl and there is some jammin' power-rock going on, and then there are guns and fireworks and the fireworks EXPLODE into an Eagle or something. It's just funny  Some people just don't know how to laugh.
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Apr 18, 2013 01:55
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I haven't been able to find a youtube copy of it, but Progressive radio commercials now have Flo attempting to rap. And it is exactly as awful as it sounds.
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Bugsy posted:I haven't been able to find a youtube copy of it, but Progressive radio commercials now have Flo attempting to rap. And it is exactly as awful as it sounds. I haven't heard that one yet, but if her rapping is anything like her kazoo playing, it's bound to suck. Personally, I think Flo is done, time for a new player.
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rockinricky posted:I haven't heard that one yet, but if her rapping is anything like her kazoo playing, it's bound to suck. Personally, I think Flo is done, time for a new player. Agreed. And when she leaves, she can take ALL of Geico's characters, too. Especially that loving gecko.
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I have been watching a lot of hockey and this is one of the Skyline Chili commercials that are in constant rotation on my local channel. I only bring this up because whoever edited the commercial didn't catch the fact that the kids mother is obviously coaching her kid on what to say, like its been rehearsed hundreds of times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJUyGcAnpNg (20 seconds in) Not that I don't expect it to be, but once you catch her mouthing the words he's saying you can't unsee it.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Agreed. And when she leaves, she can take ALL of Geico's characters, too. Especially that loving gecko. Flo is Progressive, not Geico. And if getting rid of Flo means more of this then I say run that poo poo into the ground.
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YESSSSSSSSSSS http://imgur.com/a/YET5a?original
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raditts posted:Flo is Progressive, not Geico. I know.
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Gonz posted:YESSSSSSSSSSS I can't stop watching this one: 
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Gonz posted:YESSSSSSSSSSS Where Did The Soda Go? is one of the few redeeming parts of Reddit.   
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Mokinokaro posted:Like with eating at any restaurant, it's all in what you order. It's possible to get a pretty healthy meal at Subway, but you need to watch what you order (and most of the meat is so loaded with salt it isn't great for you anyways.) If you order anything with bread (like, say, a sandwich), I assure you you're already hosed. It's loaded with sugar and salt. Even the whole-wheat bread is terrible for you. God forbid you get one of the speciality breads that's been "seasoned" with additional salt. Don't kid yourself, you might as well just order a Big Mac as any Subway sandwich. Something like a footlong pizza sub is way, way worse for you than pretty much any single item on the menu at McDonald's. I suppose you could have a healthy salad or something, assuming you choose a low-fat dressing, but realistically you're always going to be several steps behind just making yourself a salad or a sandwich at home.
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Timby posted:I can't stop watching this one: I can't stop laughing at this. She is so ridiculously distraught.
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Apr 21, 2013 20:12
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What is going on in this one?
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Apr 21, 2013 20:41
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I think it's because the garage door is wide open, but I don't think I've ever seen that commercial so I'm not sure.
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This fucker is back hawking tequila. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOBEtBxGXpQ What I get from this guy is, "I'm a douche and if you want to be as douchey as me, buy this tequila."
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muscles like this? posted:What is going on in this one? "I got home safely? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!  "
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Apr 21, 2013 21:41
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"Why can't the open garage door be on the same side of the driveway as my car?!!" 
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Mister Kingdom posted:This fucker is back hawking tequila. That smug rear end in a top hat could learn a thing or two about selling tequila from this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwWnIhFd8gA That. loving. Cat. 
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Gonz posted:YESSSSSSSSSSS  This is the only one that's happened to me. Thinking up and filming these has got to be the most enjoyable part of doing informertials. If I had to direct a MagicJack commercial I would be sure to include at least two spaghetti spills.
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Mister Kingdom posted:This fucker is back hawking tequila. "I only drink tequila from bottles with a cup built into the lid. My chin is a fully functioning rear end."
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I saw a really insane commercial for the movie Silver Linings Playbook. For some reason it focused on winning MTV movie awards instead of, you know, the Oscars.
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...This seems to be the same kitchen as the mother who pours cola into a glass and the family freaks out and who also puts a delivered pizza down in front of the family who promptly groans since they've already got takeout Chinese food to eat. Is there one goddamned kitchen set for every infomerical ever made? Or are all of these parodies of infomercials since I've never seen them on TV and absolutely no one online knows the context to any of them?
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Timby posted:I can't stop watching this one: I think that's actually one of those fake infomerical bits they do for one of those ad survey agency commercials you see on cable.
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Apr 22, 2013 03:30
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Hey T-Mobile, I'm pretty sure Jimi Hendrix wouldn't appreciate being corporatized.
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Mozi posted:
She looks just like Jessie Spannow from Saved by the Bell. At least Showgirls didn't totally kill her career
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Doctor Butts posted:I have been watching a lot of hockey and this is one of the Skyline Chili commercials that are in constant rotation on my local channel. Not only is that commercial bad, Skyline Chili is the absolute worst chili I've ever had in my life. Maybe it's a regional thing but sweet chili is an affront to God.
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Cup of Hemlock posted:Hey T-Mobile, I'm pretty sure Jimi Hendrix wouldn't appreciate being corporatized. GE used "Sixteen Tons", a song about how lovely coal mining is, to advertise coal mining. Using Hendrix to sell phones isn't as bad.
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Cup of Hemlock posted:Hey T-Mobile, I'm pretty sure Jimi Hendrix wouldn't appreciate being corporatized. That ship has sailed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx08gQ3XyQM
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Out of all the old commercials they could have pulled out of storage, I wonder why Pringles decided it was a good time to air this one again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWFGJYNSLsM
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Hipster girl can't wait to see what her hipster friends are posting on Facebook because this museum is so UUGGGHHHH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwPr1P5BL2Q
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