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DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

NienNunb posted:

Why don't you wind down and play some Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy Kong's Quest?

IT'S DIDDY'S KONG QUEST YOU WORTHLESS SCHLUBB!

sorry haha it just makes me so mad

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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It really is a brilliant pun. On one hand, yeah, we get it. Diddy's Conquest, haha. But it also refers to the coming of age tale Diddy undergoes in order to become more like his idol - Donkey Kong - in the course of saving him. Terrific on all levels.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

tbp posted:

I'm so mad today

Lets kiss bro.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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Francostein posted:

Lets kiss bro.

I don't think the old ball and chain would be too happy about that tbh

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Maybe get her involved? Maybe we could recreate some French landmarks? Maybe get some coffee at a street cafe afterward and laugh about Luis Suarez biting that dude? Maybe?

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

jaegerx posted:

What corner do you make your dog work? My puppy perked up when this picture flashed on the screen.
Quit lookin' at my dog's vagina :colbert:


Francostein posted:

Lets kiss bro.
I KNEW IT

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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Francostein posted:

Maybe get her involved? Maybe we could recreate some French landmarks? Maybe get some coffee at a street cafe afterward and laugh about Luis Suarez biting that dude? Maybe?

I honestly still can't comprehend he did that lol he's such a loving nutcase it's unreal

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

DoctorWhat posted:

IT'S DIDDY'S KONG QUEST YOU WORTHLESS SCHLUBB!

sorry haha it just makes me so mad

lol whatever DKC 3 is better anyway.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

NienNunb posted:

lol whatever DKC 3 is better anyway.

Now you are spouting some bull poo poo son

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Now you are spouting some bull poo poo son

Haha he definitely is trolling.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Okay okay, technically speaking DKC 2 was the better game. But as a kid I preferred 3. And I still think the Pacific North West is a cool location for a game.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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NienNunb posted:

Okay okay, technically speaking DKC 2 was the better game. But as a kid I preferred 3. And I still think the Pacific North West is a cool location for a game.

It actually takes place in the Northern Kremisphere noob

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

StandardVC10 posted:

2. Anime
Need to rent Spirited Away sometime, I only ever watched the last half.
You really should, it's awesome. Also make sure you see Howls Moving Castle and Princess Mononoke as well.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


bunnybean posted:

Quit lookin' at my dog's vagina :colbert:

Stop dressing up your dog like a Atlantic city street walker!!!

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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jaegerx posted:

Stop dressing up your dog like a Atlantic city street walker!!!

Sounds like my wife *the crowd goes mild*

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd
I'm at the gym and I'm a big fat baby and I don't know what to do. Oh god help.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

jaegerx posted:

Stop dressing up your dog like a Atlantic city street walker!!!
SHE'S NOT ASKING FOR IT

quote:

Francostein wrote on Mar 26, 2013 19:20:
I can't stop imagining having gross sex with other old sweaty men

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

omnibobb posted:

I'm at the gym and I'm a big fat baby and I don't know what to do. Oh god help.

Do squat thrusts and summersaults. Then go home and eat a whole lot of undercooked red meat.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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omnibobb posted:

I'm at the gym and I'm a big fat baby and I don't know what to do. Oh god help.

Stop posting on the loving forums is probably your first step

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


bunnybean posted:

SHE'S NOT ASKING FOR IT

http://i.imgur.com/WX27ytj.jpg

Not what he thinks. Pitbulls are sexual predators though.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I personally think Yoshi's Island is a better game than Diddy's Kong's Quest's

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

jaegerx posted:

http://i.imgur.com/WX27ytj.jpg

Not what he thinks. Pitbulls are sexual predators though.
I don't like the look that dog is giving me.

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

tbp posted:

Stop posting on the loving forums is probably your first step

Jokes on you nerd i wrote that while pooping (losing weight) before i worked out.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

bunnybean posted:

SHE'S NOT ASKING FOR IT

You're god drat right I can't.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


bunnybean posted:

I don't like the look that dog is giving me.

He slutshams. My other dog hates him for it and does this http://i.imgur.com/Qryxa8m.jpg then bites him.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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Yonic Symbolism posted:

I personally think Yoshi's Island is a better game than Diddy's Kong's Quest's

Congratulations you are retarded.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


tbp posted:

Congratulations you are retarded.

That's rude. We aren't redditors here to assume he's retarded based on circumstantial evidence such as this. It's probably mostly true though.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Yonic Symbolism posted:

I personally think Yoshi's Island is a better game than Diddy's Kong's Quest's

This right here is a very correct post.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

:yoshi::sg::mario::mario::sg::yoshi:

Paper Mario bitches

:yoshi::sg::mario::mario::sg::yoshi:

Better than Diddling Kong or Yiffing Island or whatever the gently caress :mrgw:

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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bunnybean posted:

:yoshi::sg::mario::mario::sg::yoshi:

Paper Mario bitches

:yoshi::sg::mario::mario::sg::yoshi:

Better than Diddling Kong or Yiffing Island or whatever the gently caress :mrgw:

You know what the names of the games are why misspell them?

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Anime games are the best! Check out the Gangnam Ropa Let's Play!

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I really like Bastion. It's a whole lot of fun, and it's pretty.
I never played Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest. Was it as good as Donkey Konga, or Donkey Konga 2?

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

tbp posted:

You know what the names of the games are why misspell them?
You bitch why'd you call me out?

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte
i really like spider solitaire

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Eggplant Wizard posted:

i really like spider solitaire

drat. I guess the quiet ones really are the freakiest.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I would do anything to have all of the old Windows 95 games on this computer... Taipei, Tripeaks, Chip's Challenge, Pipe Dream... I could live without Rodent's Revenge though, gently caress that game.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
It surprises me how few decent ripoffs of Chip's Challenge there are.

There's a market for good puzzle games, otherwise I couldn't play Spacechem or Fuusio or a myriad of board games on my ipad. And Chip's Challenge is such a basic formula, and a lot of games have similar puzzles to it without it being the game itself.

There was one I liked called Netshift, by the guy who made the old "hapland" flash games if you remember those, but it has disappeared from the internet forever. Shame.

E: Also getting windows 95 games working is possible if you get a windows 95 cd and the game cds off ebay and set up a virtualmachine for it with a little space. Some of them don't even need that. The Microsoft puzzle entertainment pack works on windows 7, though it's mostly kind of stupid

Hemingway To Go! has a new favorite as of 04:01 on Apr 23, 2013

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Eggplant Wizard posted:

i really like spider solitaire

This and Freecell are awesome.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Yonic Symbolism posted:

It surprises me how few decent ripoffs of Chip's Challenge there are.

There's a market for good puzzle games, otherwise I couldn't play Spacechem or Fuusio or a myriad of board games on my ipad. And Chip's Challenge is such a basic formula, and a lot of games have similar puzzles to it without it being the game itself.

There was one I liked called Netshift, by the guy who made the old "hapland" flash games if you remember those, but it has disappeared from the internet forever. Shame.

E: Also getting windows 95 games working is possible if you get a windows 95 cd and the game cds off ebay and set up a virtualmachine for it with a little space. Some of them don't even need that. The Microsoft puzzle entertainment pack works on windows 7, though it's mostly kind of stupid

I might have try something like that. I'm pretty sure I still have the CDs around.

There's a pretty good Android version called Chipper's Challenge. It's pretty much the exact same game.

Oh, I just remembered the existence of the weird hovercraft capture the flag game on the Windows 95 CD.

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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

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bunnybean posted:

You bitch why'd you call me out?

Cuz it's really unfunny when people misspell words for humor, if I'm being honest.

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