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Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

thedouche posted:

This is awesome, what is this???

A "generic" beer that hasn't existed for about 30 years. http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/general-generic-beer/7987/

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Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

I've tried a couple of beers not really my thing. Gin and tonics are pretty good though. The only beer I actually liked was this 'summer fruit' beer I tried at the four queens in vegas, I don't remember what it was called. That was a pretty good beer.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Bash Ironfist posted:

I've tried a couple of beers not really my thing. Gin and tonics are pretty good though. The only beer I actually liked was this 'summer fruit' beer I tried at the four queens in vegas, I don't remember what it was called. That was a pretty good beer.
Try Woodchuck. It's not beer; it's hard apple cider.

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
Greetings from thedouche

:dukedog:
Abita strawberry might be good for you.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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That's why I only buy Genessee.

Re: white plain cans of beer that is.

e: it tastes so average.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

tbp posted:

Haha, sensational joke... scatological humor, along with a wink toward bitcoins, this is the stuff SA thrives on.

I don't actually know how to be funny, so I just mash random things I've seen before together and hope it gets a chuckle.


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

That's why I only buy Genessee.

Re: white plain cans of beer that is.

e: it tastes so average.

So how do you pronounce the name of this fine beverage?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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`
Pronounced JEN-nuh-see

in a slightly glum monotone while remembering that one time you blanked on who wrote Infinite Jest while talking to someone hot at a party.

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER

Bash Ironfist posted:

I've tried a couple of beers not really my thing. Gin and tonics are pretty good though. The only beer I actually liked was this 'summer fruit' beer I tried at the four queens in vegas, I don't remember what it was called. That was a pretty good beer.

Drink Scope through a Twizzler

Injun Greenberg
Sep 14, 2011
For the plainest of the plain packaging, Tesco Value has you covered.


And why not get something more classy to wash that lager/regret down?

(Bauble sold separately)

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

Stargate posted:

For the plainest of the plain packaging, Tesco Value has you covered.


And why not get something more classy to wash that lager/regret down?

(Bauble sold separately)

I tried Tesco's own brand but not-quite-value rum once. It tasted like vodka, and I was okay with that.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I like Blue Moon. So does my Dad. It is a tasty beer.

Today my Dad decided to re-orient the kitchen table (for context, my kitchen table shape is an oval shape) because "I've been sitting at the short end of the table for almost 15 years now. I didn't move anyone's spot, but now I get to sit at the longer end!"

I worry about that man sometimes.

My group for the project I have in Legal Environments class is now upset at me because I edited some of the useless bits out of our powerpoint. She was like "This powerpoint is for everyone to add and contribute, we can edit it later." And I'm all like "But we're presenting in five days! When exactly is later?" This powerpoint is not for everyone to add and contribute to, this PowerPoint is for me to get an A.

How do you get to a university, make it this far into a semester, and still not get that quantity doesn't matter if the quality is lovely?

Also, my Grandfather is in the hospital. This is not a very good Wednesday... :smith: I hope everyone else is having fun current forum events & other stuff today, though.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Stargate posted:

And why not get something more classy to wash that lager/regret down?

(Bauble sold separately)

I grew up drinking Asda/Sainsburys own brand vodka and now I can no longer drink vodka. Combine it with some 17/18/19p Lidl Coke (bloody inflation) and you have a wonderful Friday evening in the park.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

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EvilHawk posted:

I grew up drinking Asda/Sainsburys own brand vodka and now I can no longer drink vodka. Combine it with some 17/18/19p Lidl Coke (bloody inflation) and you have a wonderful Friday evening in the park.

Describing what was basically my weekends for a few months when I was really hard-up for money. :smith:

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Trauma Tank posted:

Describing what was basically my weekends for a few months when I was really hard-up for money. :smith:

Hey if you wanna get drunk for cheap it's not a bad way to go. I have to put up with pounding awful cheap beers and pissing like a racehorse. I hate not being able to drink spirits sometimes :(

thedouche
Mar 20, 2007
Greetings from thedouche

:dukedog:
As an old person that sucks at functioning hungover as I used to, the volume limitation of beer is awesome.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

OH yeah, I'm feeling sexy.

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte


shine irl

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
It's so happy! :3:

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Thanks 4gifs.com

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

tbp posted:

Thanks 4gifs.com
tbp you are such a big meany sometimes. It hurts my feelings. :emo:

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

bowmore posted:

It's so happy! :3:

He's all "Look at me! I can do it! Look at me!"

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte

tbp posted:

Thanks 4gifs.com

find me one without it and i'll change it buddy but i'm too lazy

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

tbp posted:

Thanks 4gifs.com

You wish you were that swole.

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Stargate posted:

For the plainest of the plain packaging, Tesco Value has you covered.


And why not get something more classy to wash that lager/regret down?

(Bauble sold separately)

And after, you can go get sushi and not pay.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I never liked sushi, but there's a place in town with all-you-can-eat sushi that sells good things like green tea iced cream and miso soup.
However, why would I go there when I could go to my local Five Guys?
None of those serve beer, which is frankly a missed opportunity, but liquor licenses apparently suck to get here, because our city actively hates business.

Little Blue Couch
Oct 19, 2007

WIRED FOR SOUND
AND
DOWN FOR WHATEVER
What i do is i just buy sushi and bring it to a coffee shop that serves microbrews. Because I am the most urbane motherfucker in the whole world.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I eat Burger King in my '88 Honda Accord while I listen to NPR.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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`

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I eat Burger King in my '88 Honda Accord while I listen to NPR.

I do this with Chipotle, an '03 Jeep Wrangler and one of the following: NPR, Bear vs. Shark, or Whitney Houston.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Tonight was a full moon and so we took a walk and got drunk in a field by our house. Rural living kinda rules.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I ate cheesecake in the bathtub tonight while listening to myself cry.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

I just painted my dog's nails and my nails matching pink! (Did you know they make dog nail polish? BECAUSE THEY DO :3:)

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
I accidentally drank a bit too much while playing Civ IV in basketball shorts (I Never wear basketball shorts and I don't think I've played basketball in 10 years) and watching mostly the Golden Girls and Logo original programming. I will now take the throne of this thread's huge homo.

My cat was there too. He's a shithead, god gently caress you Finn.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

bunnybean posted:

I just painted my dog's nails and my nails matching pink! (Did you know they make dog nail polish? BECAUSE THEY DO :3:)

And where exactly are the picutres? :colbert:

In related news, I should get my first paycheck from my new job tomorrow. This makes me happy!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I'm watching The Sopranos in my underwear (boxer briefs) and drinking a Bloody Mary because v8 was literally the only thing in my fridge because I'm too lazy tonight to brew tea so I can make an ice pick.

I have gin and vermouth, but I'm also too lazy to mix them with olive juice, so I just dumped vodka into V8 and called it a day.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Trauma Tank posted:

And where exactly are the picutres? :colbert:

In related news, I should get my first paycheck from my new job tomorrow. This makes me happy!
Whenever I put on pants and go find my phone. It'll probably be a few days.

I can't stop playing Mario is Missing even though it's the most boring god drat game. Even the facts aren't always correct! For example, this one little kid made a dumb rhyme about how China is the biggest country in Asia. And I'm like nnn-nnnnn, Russia is. Maybe they meant by population? That'd make sense, but they really should have specified. Regardless, I feel like they should get it together. What if people still believe that China is the biggest country thanks to Mario is Missing? That's a problem. Heck, they even used Mario's sprite but just turned it green. And why can't I run?! I want to run! Yes, I can use the Globulator to call Yoshi once I figure out where I'm at, but Luigi should be able to run. And if you won't let me run, at least let me brisk walk slighty faster than the NPC's? Please? gently caress. Still, I feel compelled to press forward. I hope you all enjoy my update. I guess I'll go play more.

E: Maybe they wanted to give you a sense of realism, like the true experience of being a tourist -- First you go wandering around town bugging strangers for advice, generally clueless and stumbling through the culture, but once you get the hang of it you get to ride a dinosaur and trade historical artifacts with triplets.

bunnybean has a new favorite as of 10:36 on Apr 25, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Eggplant Wizard posted:

find me one without it and i'll change it buddy but i'm too lazy

Here's a video!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W466WafaRSc

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

EvilHawk posted:

I grew up drinking Asda/Sainsburys own brand vodka

drat. My parents never let me drink while I was growing up. :mad:

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Last night I had a dream about North Korea, and something else too that I can't remember.

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Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Did you just call me a coon?

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