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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
A painfully bad video done for a student vice president campaign. I've watched this twice, and both times, I've spent most of it just looking away from the screen because it's so uncomfortable watching someone bomb like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB7bMAWemlk

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Palpatine MD
Jan 31, 2012

Passionate about your involuntary euthanasia.

Das Teehaus posted:

There's an old school way of doing just that - it's called surgical excision.
Here's a parkour video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX7QNWEGcNI
Let me introduce you to this thing called Metastasis.

James May explains: what is pus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQdzX4zEaeo

Das Teehaus
Aug 29, 2009

Hey remember that time?

Palpatine MD posted:

Let me introduce you to this thing called Metastasis.

James May explains: what is pus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQdzX4zEaeo

So how exactly will the ability to manipulate atoms as in that video help us deal with metastasis? The whole reason why metastasis is mostly lethal is because you can't find and excise each cancerous focus. |
Surgical excision is a macroscopic, much more efficient way of 'removing atoms from cancer cells, millions per second'.

Content: "Top ten own goals HD" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2P4Dlwnfo
Edit: soccer

Das Teehaus fucked around with this message at 13:25 on May 1, 2013

Housh
Jul 9, 2001




Volkerball posted:

A painfully bad video done for a student vice president campaign. I've watched this twice, and both times, I've spent most of it just looking away from the screen because it's so uncomfortable watching someone bomb like that.

That's pretty funny. I like how at the rap part they give up on subtitles and even though the song is dubbed over she is still holding a piece of paper to read off of. Also, reading the video's description it seems like the uploader is trying to blackmail the two girls with this video. Kinda creepy.

I would totally vote for Vaishu.

quote:

CASSIDY ALAN AND VAISHU ANUPINDI THIS IS SAM ALEC AND NATHAN WE DEMAND YOU COME TO OUR NEEDS OR THIS WILL BE VIRAL FOREVER. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME.

edit for content: This PSA always confused me as a kid cause it seems impossible that the dad couldn't get the axel onto the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kogccJHl_wg

Housh fucked around with this message at 14:09 on May 1, 2013

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

He's not drunk, he's bipolar.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Housh posted:



edit for content: This PSA always confused me as a kid cause it seems impossible that the dad couldn't get the axel onto the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kogccJHl_wg

Now that kid's General Lee will never make it over the sweet jumps! Thanks a lot, DAD!

FistLips
Dec 14, 2004

Must I dream and always see your face?
I'm looking for a series of videos of a guy prank calling some sort of sex hotline. He was making comments about the curtains in the studio and their lights I think. Anyone able to help me out with this?

Content: 40 Day Dream by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetix Zeroes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0RQnGhxZzg

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Oddity posted:

Eh. They need access to the source code of the games to do most of that stuff, which will never happen. They show some demo's of what they can do without source code, and it's not much. :/

No, they need an SDK for developers to include support for it. Microsoft isn't going to just mod all kinds of third party games themselves, that would be silly.

About as silly as the thing itself.

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

acejackson42 posted:

Just remarkable. And as a child of the 70's and 80's, quite simply magic of some sort.

I know engineering of computer chips and video cards is down to the dozens of nanometers, but seeing this, how far are we from being able to manipulate individual atoms of anything? As in literally take the atoms of a cancer cell and piece by piece remove them? And do it a million times a second? And cure cancer in the process.

Christ, people we're this close...

Gonna really blow your mind, maybe: IBM has been positioning individual atoms on a metal surfaces since the 90s. I'm guessing you're too young or just don't remember this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_%28atoms%29

Teeter
Jul 21, 2005

Hey guys! I'm having a good time, what about you?

FistLips posted:

I'm looking for a series of videos of a guy prank calling some sort of sex hotline. He was making comments about the curtains in the studio and their lights I think. Anyone able to help me out with this?

Content: 40 Day Dream by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetix Zeroes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0RQnGhxZzg

Thanks for bringing this up so I would search around and dig it up. It's the Sheephead calls series

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQCJpWf7g :nws:

Teeter fucked around with this message at 17:11 on May 1, 2013

FistLips
Dec 14, 2004

Must I dream and always see your face?

Teeter posted:

Thanks for bringing this up so I would search around and dig it up. It's the Sheephead calls series

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQCJpWf7g :nws:

That's exactly it! Thanks!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

ChocNitty posted:

John Mayer is semi douchey, but he's capable of playing some great blues:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IjkCDCGSMc

Not just semi douchey. He's Double Douchey.

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2008/05/john_mayer_pioneers_the_doubledouche_two_bluetooth_headsets_at_once-2/

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker

Teeter posted:

Thanks for bringing this up so I would search around and dig it up. It's the Sheephead calls series

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6AQCJpWf7g :nws:

I remember these from a few thread incarnations ago. loving class.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.

Stuff3 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0P5ZjBnAIo

Heres a lovely video I made on april 30th to commemorate the metal gear solid series being a thing for people to experience or who knows.

Just some real loving garbage.

I actually laughed pretty hard.

If you've ever played MGS4 and have a stupid sense of humor you should probably watch this.

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNcAH7-fZk

I don't remember seeing this posted here yet, but there's a great new child sedative on the market right now!

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
I like Bjork and I like this song, but for the longest time the video on Youtube was a poo poo cellphone level quality, and I didn't think to check in the last year if a better one had been posted, but behold! (Who Is It by Bjork)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_AivhqknZU

I especially like that it's one of those songs where every version is different; the album version is all synthesized acapella, the video version is bells, and the live version is a brass band (that one's my favorite).

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Racist douchey.

http://blip.tv/tinsel-town/comedy-death-ray-radio-41-kumail-nanjiani-discusses-john-mayer-3262384




And to contribute,

Peter Serafinowicz doing a Michael Caine impression.

http://youtu.be/HdBZ3Pg0-OM

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Apparition posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrNcAH7-fZk

I don't remember seeing this posted here yet, but there's a great new child sedative on the market right now!

Quickly scrolling down and only catching a glimpse of Youtubes truncated name for the video, I read it as "How To Deal With Your Out of Control Vagina".

Housh
Jul 9, 2001




A girl talking about how much she wants to have sex with Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. :doh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpmecKmzDhg

Steve Holt!
Aug 28, 2006

STEVE HOLT!

College Slice
New Pogo song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0u0bOw4hi8

The Golden Gael
Nov 12, 2011

I made a Bob Ross parody cartoon starring gorillas instead:

http://youtu.be/V7rpFvsc_lA

Alfajor
Jun 10, 2005

The delicious snack cake.
This is probably the best place to ask. I'm looking for old-fashioned "how to dance" instructional videos. Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbaNYWkQYYA but hopefully without music playing. I just want the voiceover.

Alfajor fucked around with this message at 04:33 on May 2, 2013

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.
Is there any explanation as to why all youtube videos currently have zero dislikes? It's an oddly random thing to do, although I guess they have done weird pointless things before.

I was just super pumped because I thought I had found like the first video ever with thousands of likes and zero dislikes, but the joke was on me.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Highbrow Slick posted:

Is there any explanation as to why all youtube videos currently have zero dislikes?

The number you're seeing at first is the total combined likes AND dislikes. After a few seconds, they will be properly separated and displayed.

Why is it doing this right now? Because YouTube, that's why.

Chippita
Jun 12, 2006

by Shine

korusan posted:

I made a Bob Ross parody cartoon starring gorillas instead:

http://youtu.be/V7rpFvsc_lA

hahahaha he's a gorilla dressed up like a painter but he can't actually paint

:frogout:

Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7e1qIsOgrc

I really want a wingsuit after this, even if I live in the plains of Canada. Wing suiting must be an amazing adrenaline rush.

Chippita fucked around with this message at 06:15 on May 2, 2013

LuchadoresDelNixon
Feb 7, 2007

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

Ruin Completely posted:

I like Bjork and I like this song, but for the longest time the video on Youtube was a poo poo cellphone level quality, and I didn't think to check in the last year if a better one had been posted, but behold! (Who Is It by Bjork)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_AivhqknZU

I especially like that it's one of those songs where every version is different; the album version is all synthesized acapella, the video version is bells, and the live version is a brass band (that one's my favorite).

This version is on Vimeo, but it's actually higher quality, and it's properly synced!

https://vimeo.com/28241251
https://vimeo.com/28241251

MeatRocket8
Aug 3, 2011

Yesterday morning I had a random urge to watch "Jump" by Kriss Kross:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

Then my GF asked me if I sent her this link because Mac Daddy died.

NuttO
Oct 22, 2001

sold fifty gold sixty platinum

Ruin Completely posted:

I like Bjork and I like this song, but for the longest time the video on Youtube was a poo poo cellphone level quality, and I didn't think to check in the last year if a better one had been posted, but behold! (Who Is It by Bjork)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_AivhqknZU

I especially like that it's one of those songs where every version is different; the album version is all synthesized acapella, the video version is bells, and the live version is a brass band (that one's my favorite).

Your post reminded me of one of my favourite videos: Bjork and PJ Harvey performing a cover of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction at the 1994 BRIT Awards. Of course, being from 1994, the only versions on YouTube were usually ripped from an old VHS so the quality would vary wildly and they would be taken down for one reason or another. As it turns out, there is an official BRITs channel and they uploaded a pretty nice version earlier this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK02kW1mKkk

nippythefish
Nov 20, 2007

FEED ME SNAKES
Gagnam Style remakes are so overdone, I feel slightly ill posting this. I live in Bayern, however, so the ridiculousness of this video and the fact that a buam band would make a Gagnam Style parody is just :psyduck:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA6p57nK-q4

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
PBS Avengers Parody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baQBTWd49j4

Some men just want to watch the world learn.

Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!

NuttO posted:

Your post reminded me of one of my favourite videos: Bjork and PJ Harvey performing a cover of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction at the 1994 BRIT Awards. Of course, being from 1994, the only versions on YouTube were usually ripped from an old VHS so the quality would vary wildly and they would be taken down for one reason or another. As it turns out, there is an official BRITs channel and they uploaded a pretty nice version earlier this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK02kW1mKkk

I've never seen this before, thanks!

(I feel somewhat obligated to comment on these Bjork posts, by the way)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Bjork time? Here she's tagging along Sigur Ros performing Gobbledigook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCjjgDSJqUI

Bjork is adorable in it :3:

Yeet
Nov 18, 2005

- WE.IGE -
The Matrix as told by mom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMf9GlLXouA

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Good video, good channel.

lovely tuna snatch
Feb 10, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Bjork time? Here she's tagging along Sigur Ros performing Gobbledigook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCjjgDSJqUI

Bjork is adorable in it :3:
Björk, you say? It is very good of her to be here.

Svanja
Sep 19, 2009
I just saw this today, I thought it was great.
Britain's Got Talent - Attraction performance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Fv98jttYA

Treytor
Feb 8, 2003

Enjoy, uh... refreshing time!
Here are two of my favorite (non musical) videos of Bjork.

Bjork talking about her TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y

Bjork on an episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJvVhDS0sRY

Which also happens to be what my avatar is from (10:20)

EDIT: Also, Bjork fan or not, if you haven't seen Dancer in the Dark stop whatever you're doing right now and watch that movie. Bring tissues.

Treytor fucked around with this message at 19:30 on May 2, 2013

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

Alfajor posted:

This is probably the best place to ask. I'm looking for old-fashioned "how to dance" instructional videos. Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbaNYWkQYYA but hopefully without music playing. I just want the voiceover.

I have an LP record of Cha Cha instructions which is quite funny to listen to. If I can get around to it, I'll record it and post it.
There's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojbb9ofPIuA

Come to think of it, I have a ton of creepy old records. Might as well get 'em encoded before they dry rot.

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
My favorite Bjork video, directed by John K of Ren and Stimpy fame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSoBJ8WirE

Nearly forgot this one, possibly NWS if your work frowns on robot sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2tBhaVEWGM

yaffle fucked around with this message at 20:31 on May 2, 2013

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
edit: wrong thread

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