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Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Sometimes I eat an entire bag of cherry twizzler nibbles, I cannot stop myself after eating one or two, and then I get kind of sick from having all that sugar at once. Sometimes I just really want them even though I know that's going to happen.

Does this count as a drug experience. Am I cool now.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Does this count as a drug experience. Am I cool now.

It's a substance addiction of sorts, I guess.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Sometimes I eat an entire bag of cherry twizzler nibbles, I cannot stop myself after eating one or two, and then I get kind of sick from having all that sugar at once. Sometimes I just really want them even though I know that's going to happen.

Does this count as a drug experience. Am I cool now.

Way cool.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Was this a reference to me saying acid isn't like a Terry Gilliam movie?

Also, I got pretty high off steak and eggs in a New Jersey diner this morning.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Sometimes I eat an entire bag of cherry twizzler nibbles, I cannot stop myself after eating one or two, and then I get kind of sick from having all that sugar at once. Sometimes I just really want them even though I know that's going to happen.

Does this count as a drug experience. Am I cool now.

You probably have diabetes haha

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Yonic Symbolism posted:

Sometimes I eat an entire bag of cherry twizzler nibbles, I cannot stop myself after eating one or two, and then I get kind of sick from having all that sugar at once. Sometimes I just really want them even though I know that's going to happen.

Does this count as a drug experience. Am I cool now.

I always think I like Twizzlers. Then I eat one and realize I don't actually like Twizzlers.

Gummy Bears 4 lyfe.

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me
Twizzlers can't decide if they want to taste like licorice or fruit. gently caress twizzlers.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

usb teledildonics posted:

Twizzlers can't decide if they want to taste like licorice or fruit. gently caress twizzlers.

Twizzlers don't make decisions.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

If you eat Twizzlers it means you're not cool enough for real black licorice, the best candy in the world.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Youremother posted:

If you eat Twizzlers it means you're not cool enough for real black licorice, the best candy in the world.

Could you please not candyshame? Check your privilege, anise scum.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I eat straight anise and sugar and let my bowels manufacture the twizzlers.

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me

bunnybean posted:

Twizzlers don't make decisions.

twizzlers: the indecisive treat

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

Twizzlers don't really taste like anything.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?
Redvines for life.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

usb teledildonics posted:

Twizzlers can't decide if they want to taste like licorice or fruit. gently caress twizzlers.

Licorice is for old people.
Red vines are for hipsters
Cherry nibs are where it's really at.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Eat cottage cheese.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Now who wants lumpy moist cheese

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Cheese should be crumbly and smell like feet.

Anything else is just a shameful variant of cheez whiz.

Which doesn't belong on a Philly sandwich, btw.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

This is a sad post. :( I am a depressive person too, I hope you are feeling better. I found psychedelics to be good for my depression, but you definitely have to be in a good place when you do them.

Also do not try to psychoanalyze people while you are both tripping, you don't know what you are doing and it will end poorly.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

bunnielab posted:

Also do not try to psychoanalyze people while you are both tripping, you don't know what you are doing and it will end poorly.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I eat straight anise and sugar and let my bowels manufacture the twizzlers.

I call it anuse.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Twizzlers are pretty bland but Nibs are loving awesome.

I don't think I did enough salvia the one time I did it. I was aware of my mind/surroundings but everything looked like Paper Mario and I felt like I was being shoved into my friend by centripetal force like we were on a spinning ride of some sort.

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009
Hooray candychat!

It is the year 2013. We have fun-sized, individually wrapped(!) Twix. We have York Peppermint Patty M&Ms. Yet the one candy which would benefit the most from a mini version - Dots - simply evades the scope of candy miniaturization technology. Some day... some day...

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Jujubes are miniature dots.

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Jujubes are miniature dots.

No. Jujubes are the devil's version of Dots.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
I was in Hershey last week with my girlfriend, and we picked up at least three bags of twizzlers. I like the black licorice twizzlers best, because they taste good. However, I would totally try real black licorice if any place sold it here.

Illegibly Eligible posted:

Hooray candychat!

It is the year 2013. We have fun-sized, individually wrapped(!) Twix. We have York Peppermint Patty M&Ms. Yet the one candy which would benefit the most from a mini version - Dots - simply evades the scope of candy miniaturization technology. Some day... some day...

Why would you want miniature dots? Dots are already bite sized. They're also really tasty, but get super stuck in my mouth. And that sucks, because I have hosed-up teeth. Also, bronchitis.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Trader Joe's sells these dark chocolate versions of peanut butter cups. They are pretty amazing and I want to get some more.

Eggplant Wizard
Jul 8, 2005


i loev catte
How long have there been blueberry tootsie roll pops?

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Eggplant Wizard posted:

How long have there been blueberry tootsie roll pops?

Ask Mr. Owl.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110
Whoa whoa whoa, why is Eggplant Wizard's name blue but Shine's isn't? How have I not noticed this before :psyduck:

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe

Death Bot posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, why is Eggplant Wizard's name blue but Shine's isn't? How have I not noticed this before :psyduck:

It's because EW is the thread's OP. If you go here you'll see Shine's name is blue, since he's the OP in that thread.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

Red Metal posted:

It's because EW is the thread's OP. If you go here you'll see Shine's name is blue, since he's the OP in that thread.

Oh wow, duh. It's been a long week I guess :sigh:

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009

OmniDesol posted:

Why would you want miniature dots? Dots are already bite sized. They're also really tasty, but get super stuck in my mouth. And that sucks, because I have hosed-up teeth. Also, bronchitis.

Because they last too long if you don't chew them, and if you do there's too much material in light of the fact of their consistency. Mini dots, 20-33% smaller, would be perfect.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Eggplant Wizard posted:

How long have there been blueberry tootsie roll pops?

Probably since at least 2008 since it's the copyright of this survey page on Tootsie Roll's website. News to me, but now I want to try a banana Tootsie Roll pop because banana-flavored anything kicks rear end.

Especially banana Laffy Taffy. poo poo's ridiculous.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
EPW I just realized you brutally insulted my mum in my latest probation!! What the heck!!!

usb teledildonics
Oct 10, 2009

those who came before me

You Are A Elf posted:

Probably since at least 2008 since it's the copyright of this survey page on Tootsie Roll's website. News to me, but now I want to try a banana Tootsie Roll pop because banana-flavored anything kicks rear end.

Especially banana Laffy Taffy. poo poo's ridiculous.

Look at this scrub ain't even had a banana tootsie pop.

My current cookie biscuit obsession is Hong Guan banana cream.

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
Dudes the main purpose of twizzlers is to pay six times what you should for a box of them at the movie theater and then use one for a straw in your cherry coke while you watch some dumb movie that probably sucks anyway.

What a bunch of loving amateurs.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Check out this guy paying for poo poo at the movies.

I sneak in with a bottle of whiskey and some of those neon red Chinese spare ribs to snack on.

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009
Check out this guy paying for poo poo movies.

I don't sneak - I put gin & mixer fixings on my coffee table, hook up my HD projector, and stream movies for free over the internet while snacking on homemade surf 'n turf. That said I don't get the whole theater experience of people obscuring my vision, not turning off their cell phones, not being able to pause things if I have to pee, sticky floors, uncomfortable seating... I may be missing out on a critical aspect of what makes going out to the movies such an appealing endeavor as I haven't gone in like 5 years.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Breaking: Goon doesn't "get" social events, stays home

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