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I'm not the planning type, nor are weekends really much different than the rest of the week. Probably going to roll up some joints and put a few hundred miles on my motorcycle while stopping to write and eat.
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I work Friday-Tuesday nights, so it's the Day of Garfield for me.
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May 10, 2013 19:34
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I'm going do the usual. Just call the police to report a peeping Tom multiple times. Then when the cops get there ill just offer them food and try to chat them up. Tax payer funded friendship is the best.
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May 11, 2013 00:26
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Going out with friends who study abroad and came home for the weekend. Tomorrow is a recovery day. 
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May 11, 2013 13:23
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West007 posted:Going out with friends who study abroad and came home for the weekend. Tomorrow is a recovery day. They studied abroad to leave you haha
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May 11, 2013 23:23
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O poo poo. It's Mother's Day. Guess ill make some food. A DiGiorno pizza should do the trick
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May 12, 2013 14:52
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RG3 posted:O poo poo. It's Mother's Day. Guess ill make some food. A DiGiorno pizza should do the trick Today's a special day so you need to bring out the big guns. 
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May 12, 2013 17:27
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Segmentation Fault posted:Today's a special day so you need to bring out the big guns. WYNGZ* *WITH NO WING MEAT
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May 12, 2013 17:29
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prefect posted:WYNGZ* http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/372962/february-01-2011/thought-for-food---wyngz---wal-mart I've always loved the segment on Colbert Report talking about wyyyyngzz.
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May 12, 2013 19:56
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I actually had one of those last night. Not that box exactly, mine was pepperoni pizza and the chicken They give you a pouch of frozen buffalo sauce you're meant to empty into a bowl and microwave for about 15 seconds. They make a strong point about not microwaving the pouch itself which leads me to believe some dumb motherfucker tried that and ended up with a puddle of melted plastic and hot sauce in the middle of their microwave. The amount they give you is so small I ended up throwing some sriracha and italian dressing into it to make it go further. But yeah. Just about the gooniest meal I ever ate. Also check out the Wikipedia article: quote:According to the website for Nestlé's DiGiorno brand frozen pizza and wyngz combo, the fanciful spelling is used "[b]ecause they're not wings. They're even better."
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May 12, 2013 20:13
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Talking about goony meal, how should I order at the restaurant if I want a chickencheese? Serious answers only.
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May 13, 2013 10:53
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Segmentation Fault posted:They give you a pouch of frozen buffalo sauce you're meant to empty into a bowl and microwave for about 15 seconds. They make a strong point about not microwaving the pouch itself which leads me to believe some dumb motherfucker tried that and ended up with a puddle of melted plastic and hot sauce in the middle of their microwave. The amount they give you is so small I ended up throwing some sriracha and italian dressing into it to make it go further. My theory is that somebody microwaved the sauce to boiling and got shot in the face when opening it, leaving them disfigured like the phantom of the opera.
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May 13, 2013 11:06
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Jeek posted:Talking about goony meal, how should I order at the restaurant if I want a chickencheese? Serious answers only. "Uno pollo queso mi amigo. And dos margaritas." The gooniest way to dine out.
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May 13, 2013 11:25
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That chicken cheese meme is cringeworthy
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May 13, 2013 15:57
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tbp posted:That chicken cheese meme is amazing 
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May 13, 2013 16:03
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tbp posted:That chicken cheese meme is cringeworthy It was ok when it was just someone saying "hey I cooked some chicken and put it on a sandwich with cheese" and like every other goon thing, it got better than that and almost immediately got way, way worse.
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May 13, 2013 16:07
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I dunno, I get bored of jokes when they're repeated absolutely endlessly with no variation and no self awareness.
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May 13, 2013 16:30
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What about that bit where he made the chickencheese with his truck, I thought that was pretty good.
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May 14, 2013 01:53
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The thread was good since people were doing stuff and trying but Chickencheese isn't a magic word that makes sentences funny.
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May 14, 2013 01:56
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FedoraDefender420 posted:The thread was good since people were doing stuff and trying but Chickencheese isn't a magic word that makes sentences funny. Yeah this is something I agree with
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May 14, 2013 02:48
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Last night I had a dream about Shine. It wasn't a dirty dream or anything but we were best friends and moving in together. He was telling me how he met Lowtax in college and saved him from getting beaten up and that's why they're friends now. Have I been spending too much time lurking on here or is there some kind of subliminal messaging between threads or something? Please advise.
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May 14, 2013 08:12
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Of course not! You and Shine were meant to be together. I would reccomend finding out everything you can about him. Work schedules, addresses, names of family members, phone numbers, emails, restaurants and places he frequents can all be helpful. Put away everything else in your life except for Shine. Move to his city, wait for him outside of home, work and the gym. Constantly shower him with gifts and praise. If he shows affection to anyone but you it is a direct affront to you. Shut it down immediately. Plant evidence of infidelity or betrayal involving his friends, family and signifigant others. Drive everyone else out of Shine's life until it is just you. Then he will come running into your arms. Hth good luck.
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May 14, 2013 08:41
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toanoradian posted:What is your favourite word to pronounce? Mine is either skedaddle or Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Toa! Get your rear end over to Thunderdome, we miss you.
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May 14, 2013 12:22
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TheHistoryChannel posted:Of course not! You and Shine were meant to be together. I would reccomend finding out everything you can about him. Work schedules, addresses, names of family members, phone numbers, emails, restaurants and places he frequents can all be helpful. Put away everything else in your life except for Shine. Move to his city, wait for him outside of home, work and the gym. Constantly shower him with gifts and praise. If he shows affection to anyone but you it is a direct affront to you. Shut it down immediately. Plant evidence of infidelity or betrayal involving his friends, family and signifigant others. Drive everyone else out of Shine's life until it is just you. Then he will come running into your arms. Hth good luck.  I'm not sure I trust your credentials as a life coach. Has your advice worked in the past?
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May 14, 2013 13:20
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Flitter Reid posted:Have I been spending too much time lurking on here Yes, probably.
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Flitter Reid posted:Last night I had a dream about Shine. It wasn't a dirty dream or anything but we were best friends and moving in together. He was telling me how he met Lowtax in college and saved him from getting beaten up and that's why they're friends now. Have I been spending too much time lurking on here or is there some kind of subliminal messaging between threads or something? There are no subliminal man-love messages in PYF. 
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May 14, 2013 18:19
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So much fanfic has been written about SA's most popular character "The Goon That Exercises".
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Oh my god I'm never posting again! And I totally thought the dude in Francostein's avatar was wearing a tie. 
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May 14, 2013 22:20
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Flitter Reid posted:And I totally thought the dude in Francostein's avatar was wearing a tie. Egads 
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May 14, 2013 22:32
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Flitter Reid posted:Oh my god I'm never posting again! Oh my god so did I
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May 14, 2013 23:40
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Flitter Reid posted:Oh my god I'm never posting again! Sometimes the avatars we're given in anger are better than anything we could have come up with ourselves. You'll all be glad to know I've had to temporarily stop putting my dog in clothing except for special occasions (this is any time she leaves the house) because she's being a little whore about gnawing holes in the collars. I now have to stitch up, like, five+ dresses. Oh, and last night she stole my glasses, but I'm not too worried about that one because she usually returns them to me under my desk a day or two later. Basically my dog trolls me constantly and I take it like a little bitch.
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May 15, 2013 01:22
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Can someone tell me about coolness? What makes someone cool? How about too cool? Does being too cool for school automatically preclude one from seeking education? Please include legit credentials when answering - not looking for poser dorks trying to jealously contaminate the cool pool.
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May 15, 2013 05:05
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It mostly comes down to how many showers you take.
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May 15, 2013 05:51
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Illegibly Eligible posted:Can someone tell me about coolness? What makes someone cool? How about too cool? Does being too cool for school automatically preclude one from seeking education? This kid in my second grade class took a poo poo in his coat cubby and he was pretty cool. Food for thought.
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May 15, 2013 05:55
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Being cool is adhering to G.B.G.M.G.D.G.G. Get buff get money get drunk get girls Work out a lot, get a high paying job, get drunk at parties often and have copious amounts of sex That makes you cool
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Illegibly Eligible posted:Can someone tell me about coolness? What makes someone cool? How about too cool? Does being too cool for school automatically preclude one from seeking education? It's generally to do with how many dogs you have, as dogs are cool. Certain breeds are less cool than others, but I'm sure you can find a table to explain it all for you on Google. Just don't try too hard to find out the cool-value for a mixed breed. A mix of two purebreds is easy, as you take the average but if you have more than two breeds in the mix it can rapidly become a mess. FedoraDefender420 posted:It mostly comes down to how many showers you take. This is also involved, but is worth bonus points if your dog gives you a scandalised look when you shower. I'm still waiting to adopt a dog, so I'm not cool at all at the moment, although I did have my cockatiel climb onto my shoulder of her own volition yesterday, which is pretty huge. tbp posted:Being cool is adhering to G.B.G.M.G.D.G.G. Look how wrong you are. Didn't even mention dogs once.
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Trauma Tank posted:
I was being unironically serious those should be your main goals in life it's the only point IMO
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Illegibly Eligible posted:Can someone tell me about coolness? What makes someone cool? How about too cool? Does being too cool for school automatically preclude one from seeking education? Wear sunglasses 24/7.
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Penguingo posted:There are no subliminal man-love messages in PYF. Seems that someone else knows I'm all about manlove.
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Don't give a gently caress. Not in that idiot internet nerd way where you obviously give a gently caress about desperately wanting attention by pretending to not give a gently caress by saying dumb racist poo poo or whatever and being all "I don't give a gently caress" when clearly you do because you're molding this character and putting effort into it. To be cool you just gotta not give a gently caress. And you can't own a cat.
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