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Callipygian Weasel
Apr 2, 2010

by Lowtax


Listen, I know what you are thinking. But it is critical to the long term plan of becoming a mighty seapriest.

I promise.

Trust me.

Callipygian Weasel fucked around with this message at 18:34 on May 25, 2013

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Canuck-Errant
Oct 28, 2003

MOOD: BURNING - MUSIC: DISCO INFERNO BY THE TRAMMPS
Grimey Drawer

I like the one about the lobster.

psst the vote icons are linked behind my vote icon:ssh:

Canuck-Errant fucked around with this message at 18:27 on May 25, 2013

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012






Wanna learn the true mysteries of Asherah.

edit: Whoever counts votes, changed mine to Uncle Pagam below.

SerSpook fucked around with this message at 18:42 on May 25, 2013

XOXO
Mar 8, 2013

Ask me about being weaker than a 60 year-old British woman.


We are rugged individualists and can get our own answers from the sea!

Vagon
Oct 22, 2005

Teehee!


OPTION B. At the edge of the beach, reciting the sacred stories of your people while your father collects sea shells.

We really, really need to put in at least some time learning these things.

Vagon fucked around with this message at 18:32 on May 25, 2013

Althair
Jul 26, 2006
words are weapons
It is good to know how to cook. Food is required by every man and woman, and food pleases the gods. One who knows how to cook is welcome at every hearth in every village.

Althair fucked around with this message at 18:33 on May 25, 2013

Eryxias
Feb 17, 2011

Stay low.

We should try to find out more about our gods. Maybe what our father plans for us in the future, what happens when he leaves, maybe some other secrets he's bound to have.

kalam
Oct 30, 2010
D.

We need more time at sea to be a sea priest.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

B

What is D going to get us unless we start hearing voices?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Two bits left out of the update, edited in:

quote:

"You have also learned a little bit of cooking from Jalitha."

and

quote:

You have decided that you believe in BOTH the gods of your people and in Jalitha's Sky Giants, at least for now and when the men of the village went away, prayed to all of them that Jorah would return safely. So far, he has.

Successful Businessmanga
Mar 28, 2010

Tell me the one about how Adom and Jaar came up with seaweed cakes Daddy. :downs:

I was a horrible fool, our long term goals are more important than what Dad has to say.

Successful Businessmanga fucked around with this message at 20:45 on May 25, 2013

DCBomB
Sep 14, 2008


I wanna talk to Pagam about the forest and how to build poo poo like boats~~~

Mostly I want us to know how to build our own boat.



I'm raging so hard at all of you right now

DCBomB fucked around with this message at 19:09 on May 25, 2013

ConfusedPig
Mar 27, 2013


I wan't to know what Jalitha thinks about our gods, and what are the diplomatic relations are between El and co. and other gods like Asherah.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

I left off the other noteworthy persons in your life as I did not imagine you would want to spend time with them over the "winners". If you want to vote for another NPC, go for it.

Clockwork Gadget
Oct 30, 2008

tick tock

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat


We spend most of our time with our Uncle, so it only follows that we'd be on his boat floating down a lazy river right about now. Perhaps we can ask him what's best in life!

Hot Dog Day #82 fucked around with this message at 18:42 on May 25, 2013

DarthRoblox
Nov 25, 2007
*rolls ankle* *gains 15lbs* *apologizes to TFLC* *rolls ankle*...
B

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice


The sea holds all the answers we need.

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Diogines posted:

I left off the other noteworthy persons in your life as I did not imagine you would want to spend time with them over the "winners". If you want to vote for another NPC, go for it.

In light of this, I change my vote from B to Pagam. We can start to work on building boats, so we are never stranded.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY


Find out something useful from dad instead of talking about crab-people or whatever it is you do.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

Deadly Ham Sandwich
Aug 19, 2009
Smellrose
D. Learn to sing like a whale.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!







Gotta find out more about The Biggest Fish and company.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Half-wit
Aug 31, 2005

Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.
D All the cool kids swim. None of the non-cool kids swim.

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:



I wanna ask Jorah about Jalitha.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Raserys posted:



Find out something useful from dad instead of talking about crab-people or whatever it is you do.



Ask dad why he's so angry all the drat time.

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 20:48 on May 25, 2013

Globofglob
Jan 14, 2008

Hot Yellow KoolAid
Aug 17, 2012

Rhymenoceros
Nov 16, 2008
Monks, a statement endowed with five factors is well-spoken, not ill-spoken. It is blameless & unfaulted by knowledgeable people. Which five?

It is spoken at the right time. It is spoken in truth. It is spoken affectionately. It is spoken beneficially. It is spoken with a mind of good-will.


Edit: Real glad I found this thread, had no idea it got moved here.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Klingtron
Sep 10, 2011

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger
D only the gods hold the answers to our questions. We will question the sea.

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Out of the available options, I'd think B, for more insight into dad's character and the mysteries of God.

However, since I don't really have any particularly poignant questions, just general poo poo, I'll lump my vote in with:

E: Pagem.

Just because we haven't spent any time with him, and probably won't in the future, so now might be a pretty decent chance to get a mini run-down on his point of view, which is likely rather different than the rest of the ocean-oriented village.

Edit: D is also intriguing, as I want to believe something mysterious would happen. But I'm not willing to bet on it.

Hankosha
Apr 1, 2008

SISTAS ARE DOIN' IT FOR THEMSELVES

This:

(Pagam for Boat learning.)

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

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Brian Moser
Mar 11, 2012

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