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I had to google that "sticky princes" quote. What on earth is the context for Cersei to be saying that? How did GRRM's editors let that slide by? Why is GRRM such a lecherous pervert?  This is a disgusting series; fantasy has become a terrible genre.
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nutranurse posted:What on earth is the context for Cersei to be saying that? Cersei only blew Robert instead of loving him and swallowed regularly out of spite.
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May 26, 2013 06:28
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I always pictured her pulling him out at climax, when he was too drunk to notice, and wiping up the semen off her belly with her fingers and licking it up out of spite. What the gently caress GREM.
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May 26, 2013 06:33
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Yeah, there's definitely a mention of her 'licking his sons off her fingers'. How exactly they got there is up in the air I guess.
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May 26, 2013 06:35
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The scene with Dany and her handmaids all bickering over Rakharo like a bunch of fangirls is just precious, especially Irri's  .ADWD posted:When Daenerys returned to her pyramid, sore of limb and sick of heart, she found Missandei reading some old scroll whilst Irri and Jhiqui argued about Rakharo. “You are too skinny for him,” Jhiqui was saying. “You are almost a boy. Rakharo does not bed with boys. This is known.” Irri bristled back. “It is known that you are almost a cow. Rakharo does not bed with cows.”
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May 26, 2013 08:56
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nutranurse posted:I had to google that "sticky princes" quote. What on earth is the context for Cersei to be saying that? How did GRRM's editors let that slide by? Why is GRRM such a lecherous pervert? I believe it was stated earlier in the chapter or a chapter ago that she never actually let Robert in her most of the time. She would use her mouth or hands and he'd never notice the difference because that's how drunk he was. When he passed out she would swallow his "princes" to spite him. Not backing up GRRM on this one at all. But I agree, it's disgusting and really "wtf?" on a whole new level. I honestly wonder why we really needed such information but he also threw the genre on its head by telling us a woman's bush smelled like a Myrish Swamp so...yeah... THE AMERICAN TOLKIEN! Hunky Joe fucked around with this message at 14:45 on May 26, 2013 |
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May 26, 2013 14:43
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Hunky Joe posted:I believe it was stated earlier in the chapter or a chapter ago that she never actually let Robert in her most of the time. She would use her mouth or hands and he'd never notice the difference because that's how drunk he was. When he passed out she would swallow his "princes" to spite him. "I WROTE IT TOO DISGUSTING" -GRRM
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May 26, 2013 15:39
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nutranurse posted:This is a disgusting series; fantasy has become a terrible genre. You mean it wasn't always?
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May 26, 2013 16:44
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Fantasy used to be pretty awesome! Some modern authors still are! But as a whole, the fantasy genre is a diseased gutter.
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May 26, 2013 16:50
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Is Cersei drinking cum that disgusting? It's not as revolting as Dany making GBS threads herself all over, and at least it explained how the gently caress she never had a true child from Robert.
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May 26, 2013 17:08
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Plutonis posted:Is Cersei drinking cum that disgusting? It's not as revolting as Dany making GBS threads herself all over, and at least it explained how the gently caress she never had a true child from Robert. I think we understood that in book 1 when Robert said that "Cersei's oval office was harder to get into than the vaults of Casterly Rock" and when she told Sansa(?) there are other ways to pleasure a man than intercourse. But no. George turns the genre upside down with this riveting information! It's not that the idea itself is disgusting it's the "why is this necessary?" idea other than general shock value. This is the kind of stuff you get in Harlequin novels.
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May 26, 2013 17:15
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Hunky Joe posted:It's not that the idea itself is disgusting it's the "why is this necessary?" idea other than general shock value. Also for nutrients. quote:There are many ingredients composing semen, and its makeup is the same from man to man. Here are a few of the constituent elements: vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc. Winter is coming. Better stock up.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Fantasy used to be pretty awesome! Some modern authors still are! But as a whole, the fantasy genre is a diseased gutter. Most everything is crap, its just that we only remember the really good/enjoyable stuff and also the really terrible stuff. I read most of those Wheel of Time books in high school and I forgot that series even existed till it got mentioned again in this thread because it was pretty mediocre all around and had maybe one or two interesting ideas going for it. I guess the thing about this series is that it started out mostly on the "Good/Memorable" end of the spectrum and started taking a hard shift toward the "Awful/Memorable" side.
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May 26, 2013 17:27
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Joramun posted:Also for nutrients. So THAT is how her skin is so flawless...
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I just read through the chapter in AFFC. She says Robert only got it in when she couldn't finish him off with her mouth/hands and she goes into detail about ingesting the by products purely because she's glad that Robert won't be getting her pregnant and also because she's insane. It's pretty hard to describe all of that without feeling needlessly crass. GRRM 
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ADWD made a lot more sense to me when I realized it was really about Doran, Illyrio and Manderly; three fat men with terrible reputations working on long term projects with varying levels of success.
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May 26, 2013 22:55
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You forgot one:
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May 26, 2013 23:05
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He is the mummers fatass. The fatty has three heads.
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May 26, 2013 23:08
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Amazing I totally forgot about the Cersei eating semen thing when whenever I get to a part where a naked girl is in I'm wondering how long it takes before GRRM talks about her huge dark nipples.
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May 26, 2013 23:53
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bobjr posted:Amazing I totally forgot about the Cersei eating semen thing when whenever I get to a part where a naked girl is in I'm wondering how long it takes before GRRM talks about her huge dark nipples. It doesn't even make sense because they are blondes, when was the last time you saw a blonde person with huge dark nipples anyway?
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May 26, 2013 23:58
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Oh, for gently caress's sake. I completely forgot about the sticky princes. I tried a reread of AFFC when ADWD came out and couldn't get past 100 pages. Can't wait to see D&D adapt that little passage. Oh, wait, they won't: they're pervy, just not GRRM-pervy.
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May 27, 2013 00:01
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I love how successful the fatties are in the books. Gurm takes good care of Doran, Manderly, and Varys. Probably because they are self inserts.
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Potooweet posted:ADWD made a lot more sense to me when I realized it was really about Doran, Illyrio and Manderly; three fat men with terrible reputations working on long term projects with varying levels of success. Well poo poo...
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May 27, 2013 02:18
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In the same book, the Yellow Whale shits himself to death, after literally taking a poo poo on Tyrion... 
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May 27, 2013 03:06
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Potooweet posted:ADWD made a lot more sense to me when I realized it was really about Doran, Illyrio and Manderly; three fat men with terrible reputations working on long term projects with varying levels of success. Mind blown. Also, there's no new episode tonight so the babby thread is posting clips from late night talk shows.
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May 27, 2013 03:09
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Cersei swallowing doesn't seem that out of place with everything else going on in these books. We still haven't gotten any Dany lesbo handmaid action in the show either 
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May 27, 2013 03:16
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I am eating a lemoncake right now; it is both lemony and cakey so op success.
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mythicknight posted:We still haven't gotten any Dany lesbo handmaid action in the show either Are you drunk?
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May 27, 2013 04:40
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In any case, you know they aged up Missandei so much for a reason. A Gurmy reason.
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Saw Gurm speak live today at Kc ConQuest. I walked into his reading about five minutes late, so I missed the introduction. He read this thing that was like 45 minutes of omniscient narrative, and it was really, really boring. It was an accout of Aegon conquering each of the cities of Westeros one by one. Very detailed and very dry. It went on and on until finally it ended. I thought it was some terrible prologue to the Winds of Winter, but no, Gurm went on to explain that its part of the upcoming "Gurmarillion" (his actual words, punctuated by that hysterical wheezy laugh). Apparently he's doing a coffee table book, and was supposed to write the history of Westeros or something, and turned in a 90,000 word draft.
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That's so much more infuriating than if he just wrote about how happy/sad he is about the GMEN for another ten years.
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BananaNutkins posted:Saw Gurm speak live today at Kc ConQuest. I walked into his reading about five minutes late, so I missed the introduction. Hahahahahahaha.
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BananaNutkins posted:It went on and on until finally it ended. I thought it was some terrible prologue to the Winds of Winter, but no, Gurm went on to explain that its part of the upcoming "Gurmarillion" (his actual words, punctuated by that hysterical wheezy laugh). Apparently he's doing a coffee table book, and was supposed to write the history of Westeros or something, and turned in a 90,000 word draft.
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Talas posted:Tell me you screamed at him to just write the loving "Winds of Winter" book. He was really nice in person and not at all pervy. I rode the elevator with him. He was wearing his sailor hat and suspenders get up. It was a reallly small con, so he and Patrick Rothfuss were just chilling in the lobby and anyone could walk up and talk to them. Also I would say that he looked in good health, so that's a plus, right? I think he might have lost some weight recently (not cancer).
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What did Rothfuss smell like? It has to be pipe smoke and sour candy. Also, did you present GRRM the certificate?
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Talas posted:Tell me you screamed at him to just write the loving "Winds of Winter" book. Why... why would you want this?
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AtAt-de-fay posted:Can't wait to see D&D adapt that little passage. Oh, wait, they won't: they're pervy, just not GRRM-pervy. Yeah, they're far worse.
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May 27, 2013 06:12
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We won't get sticky princes or fat pink mast because those were inner monologues. But there's still a whole Myrish Swamp full of lesbian sex scenes, pooping, and god knows how many new additions like brothel scenes.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:What did Rothfuss smell like? It has to be pipe smoke and sour candy. Rothfuss was very cool and clever 100% of the time on on the panels I attended. His beard was highly impressive in person. He didn't really want to talk about where he was on book 3, but he did go over his feelings on the Sanderson effect--i.e. Sanderson is making everyone look like crap by pushing out 3 epic books each year. Rothfuss attributed that to his belief that he is a "language" writer, whilst Sanderson is a "plot" writer.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:We won't get sticky princes or fat pink mast because those were inner monologues.
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