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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
This is a such a great game, even if it's a loving pain in the rear end to figure out how to even move around and interact with anything.

There doesn't seem to be a janitor anymore, according to the OP? That was my favorite job. I'd be washing a corridor outside my closet and "forget" to put out the warning: wet signs. Somebody would run past, slip and go prone then I'd drag them into my closet and dump them into the trash chute, bye bye!

I'm happy that the game seems to have gotten a lot of love over the years.

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Admiral Funk
Oct 1, 2012

Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."

SHISHKABOB posted:

This is a such a great game, even if it's a loving pain in the rear end to figure out how to even move around and interact with anything.

There doesn't seem to be a janitor anymore, according to the OP? That was my favorite job. I'd be washing a corridor outside my closet and "forget" to put out the warning: wet signs. Somebody would run past, slip and go prone then I'd drag them into my closet and dump them into the trash chute, bye bye!

I'm happy that the game seems to have gotten a lot of love over the years.

Janitor is still in as far as I know. Just missing from the OP.

As for mopping without signs, well, keep fighting the good fight brother. Let the cries of "kill the janitor" be as a sweet music to your ears.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Admiral Funk posted:

Janitor is still in as far as I know. Just missing from the OP.

As for mopping without signs, well, keep fighting the good fight brother. Let the cries of "kill the janitor" be as a sweet music to your ears.

Because of you guys I can't just be the nice janitor and clean up gibs and be friendly with people because I get knocked down and have my boots stolen and no one cares. :saddowns:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Clearly you should throw traitor jan grenades at people and cube them.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Dr. Cogwerks posted:

It was a bug. Job preference backend code was changed recently and it messed up the job loadouts for some people.
I thought it was intentional, because traitors without PDAs now spawn with a weird inconvenient extra headset in their packs and you need to fiddle around with the frequency to activate it and then dispose of it somehow before you even start traitoring. Seemed like a bit of a step backwards.

Matty
Oct 29, 2010
How was this not posted on the first page??

quote:

Dauntasa posted:
Woah, why'd you have to send poo poo to the FBI?

quote:

Dr. Cogwerks
Some weirdo was making rapey and creepy comments in game one night at about one AM. I yelled at them, they responded with a couple weird cryptic messages and then this, roughly: "well thanks for all the fun times here, i've got my rifle loaded and i'm gonna be shooting up a school full of kids in the morning, so this is goodbye"

User key was his first initial and last name with a number, that same account name was also used by a certain college student's blog and google+ page. Found his city and college from those, and the IP address he was playing from matched the ip registry for that college. Submitted the admin log, ip and timestamps to the FBI's online tips form, got several frantic calls back from city police and FBI agents over the next several hours and ended up getting calls from various detectives and fbi agents every hour or so from one am to three pm. No goddamn sleep.

Dude's dorm room was raided and he was arrested within about three hours of his comments, dorm was searched, computer taken to forensics, all that jazz. I dunno what happened past that though. I did have to write up some incident reports and attach a whole bunch of supplementary text and pictures about what ss13 is, how we log player communications and login info, how people find the game, how people register for the game, and a whole bunch of other stuff like that. Somewhere there's a screenshot in an FBI evidence folder showing a bunch of regular players farting, because it was impossible to find any portion of the game chat panel WITHOUT farting.

goddamn you all


Oh, have some screenshots too!!



lay egg is TRUE




Matty fucked around with this message at 14:24 on May 30, 2013

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Geight posted:

PDAs seem like they have a whole lot of potential that is completely wasted because they are inconvenient and people are lazy.

Yeah, the private chat feature could be really useful if it was more convenient. Maybe it should be available via a simple chat command if you have the PDA in your hand. Or if you want it to be really convenient, also if it's in a pocket.

BlueDestiny
Jun 18, 2011

Mega deal with it

Sindai posted:

Yeah, the private chat feature could be really useful if it was more convenient. Maybe it should be available via a simple chat command if you have the PDA in your hand. Or if you want it to be really convenient, also if it's in a pocket.

Trying to pocket text should garble up the message. I agree that PDA's should be much more desirable, with fun and useful tools so that people don't just toss it or use it as a flashlight. Perhaps there can be something like a 3D printer app/cart that can build a several-use version of any small tool on a moderate cooldown? That way you're never totally screwed if you get stuck and people can leave the full toolboxes for jobs that really need them. Other low-use specialized items like the cameras and audio logs could probably be condensed into a PDA app too.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
PDA cameras and audio recorders make a great deal of sense now that I think about it. Command-based PDA chat is also a really good idea. It could really be as simple as letting people use a "chat" or "text" command in the client's text bar to quickly feed a message to the PDA, and displaying a little "Grife Robusterson taps a message into his PDA" message to anyone within view.

PDAs should also be able to print things if used on a piece of paper. Print out e-mails sent to you, or print out photos you've snapped. Print out incriminating chat logs and show them to the HoS. Print out fake incriminating chat logs and show them to the HoS.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Angry Diplomat posted:

PDA cameras and audio recorders make a great deal of sense now that I think about it. Command-based PDA chat is also a really good idea. It could really be as simple as letting people use a "chat" or "text" command in the client's text bar to quickly feed a message to the PDA, and displaying a little "Grife Robusterson taps a message into his PDA" message to anyone within view.

I've been thinking that the messaging function would be more useful if there was a way to target a specific subset of people. Like, say, I'm trying to tell scientists that they should pick up that crateful of weed I just sent through the cargo belts without some Staff Assistant overhearing and snagging it from the dock. Being able to do it with a chat command would just be wonderful.

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(

Here's my engine as of now, it's not generating a lot of power though :(
I'm probably forgetting something really obvious.

Jinh
Sep 12, 2008

Fun Shoe
The game could maybe use a more general science headset, so if you are a scientist by any definition of the word, you can broadcast a message to the other "real jobs" people. So the assistants plodding the hallways wont hear about the weed crate but anyone working in engineering, botany, medical, etc will all get the message.

The chef is also clearly a scientist.

Then again I'm pretty bad at this game.

Kernel Monsoon
Jul 18, 2006

UglyDucklett posted:

Then again I'm pretty bad at this game.

It's not an easy game to master, getting 'competent' is about as far as you can go really. I don't know anyone that knows how to do everything, and I'm sure there's lots of stuff lost in the code that people don't even know about.

Confession: I've worked on this game for 6 years and I've never learned how to use the ThinkDOS computers :smith:

Geight
Aug 7, 2010

Oh, All-Knowing One, behold me!
Nobody should learn how to use ThinkDOS computers, it is a thankless endeavor.

That Gobbo
Mar 27, 2010
Glad to hear a remake on a proper engine is in the works, I'd try playing again but doing anything time-sensitive is pretty much the worst and attempting to chase someone turns into a horrible game of click the laggy moving square at exactly the right split-second. I just want to apply medical creams to your butt, please stop running.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Medical Doctors should have the ability to apply injury or burn patches by throwing them. "You deftly fling the burn patch onto Sanic Von Lagdance."

FAT BATMAN
Dec 12, 2009

My greatest SS13 moment was showing the game to a friend for the first time, and out of loving nowhere comes MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE breaking through walls like the Kool Aid man never could. My friend asked me to explain what was happening, but I'd never seen anything like it. I'd seen aggressive monkeys, I'd seen telepathic hulks, I'd seen Batmans explode people MK Brutality style, and I even once saw George Melons robust his way out of a pickle. But Randy Savage is the most intimidating robuster I've ever seen. It was terrifying and hilarious and left a hell of a first impression.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

atomicthumbs posted:

He is Humble Bee.

I remember Pookie ! being assaulted over and over by him for just being a clown. Pookie then knocked him out, killed him, cloned him, and made Humble Bee burgers to which he fed back to Humble Bee who was strapped naked to a chair.

Best way to deal with people like that IMO.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

FAT BATMAN posted:

My greatest SS13 moment was showing the game to a friend for the first time, and out of loving nowhere comes MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE breaking through walls like the Kool Aid man never could. My friend asked me to explain what was happening, but I'd never seen anything like it. I'd seen aggressive monkeys, I'd seen telepathic hulks, I'd seen Batmans explode people MK Brutality style, and I even once saw George Melons robust his way out of a pickle. But Randy Savage is the most intimidating robuster I've ever seen. It was terrifying and hilarious and left a hell of a first impression.

One of my earliest rounds I was rude to, I think, Mary Abandon (she caught me busting out windows for no real reason, a minor scuffle ensued), and she sent Macho Man hurtling from deep space like a comet, through several layers of bulkhead, just to clothes-line me. I stepped out of the way at the last second, and the guy standing behind me got absolutely ruined. I then led Macho Man on a merry chase through some of the more populated areas of the ship while screaming "The macho man is loose!" I managed to ditch Macho while he was busy beating up the crew and hid in the bar. Then there was a message from centcom "Loose? The goose is loose", and roughly 30 geese shot out of my rear end and pecked me to death.

That's the first story I always tell when I'm describing SS13 to someone.

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(
I think I'm nearly halfway done with the engine.

It generates quite a lot of power, but it needs constant maintenance to make sure it doesn't suddenly stop or overload.

Doctor Doodler
Feb 14, 2012
Just because you aren't going fast, doesn't mean you don't have sugar in you.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Had my first changeling round in a while as the detective. Mostly business as usual, with a wizard around to keep most of the heat off me - with some great moments and terrible one-liners like neurotoxining the HoS as he tried to fix himself up with tricord, whispering "allow me" - and then a magical thing happened. Damian Garneys (I think) jabbed me with a hypospray of Capulettium, so I ran away and speed regenerated. He grabbed me and dragged me into tech storage, whereupon I woke up! What followed was a flurry of lasers firing, hyposprays jabbing, flesh regenerating and acid flying.

Into the middle of this wandered a confused staff assistant.

"...I'm new" he whimpered, and attempting to intervene, injected himself with capulettium.

A nice pod flew past, and cheerily shouted "hi changeling! Have fun eating them!" I protested that Damian was the changeling, but the pod didn't care, so I just sat about shooting the poo poo with it while taking off Damian and the assistant's masks to prepare for feasting. I made sure to kill Damian, but my energy gun ran out of charges, so I just had to keep disabling the poor hapless assistant.

"Hey, you might want to come out here and jump in my pod when you're done, he's woken up"
*zap*
"Are you sure you have enough"
*spit*
"That poor assistant"
"*clonk*
"Well, throw them in the pool when you're done"
*jab*

It was indescribably zen. :allears:

Infinite Monkeys
Jul 18, 2010

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.


Spriters are needed to help implement dismemberment, if you're willing to help check out this thread!

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!
I hope this means we can make guillotines.

Or is it only arms that can come off? I guess recreating The Fugitive in space will be nice too.

Mice Everywhere fucked around with this message at 19:25 on May 31, 2013

Infinite Monkeys
Jul 18, 2010

If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Currently arms but eventually legs and maybe heads too, hopefully!

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Oh man. And I hope said limbs can be reattached by a helpful medic? Now I really want to replace somebody's legs with somebody else's arms.

Mice Everywhere
Sep 7, 2007

I love animal porn! So F* you if you don't accept that!
Make it so you can put peoples legs on the wrong way and it reverses their movement controls. :unsmigghh:

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable
Make it so that you can have an arm for a leg and a leg for an arm. :v:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
I'm just hoping that a helpful roboticist might be able to graft cyborg limbs onto a hapless amputee whose limbs got stolen by the chef.

Admiral Funk
Oct 1, 2012

Please send them a very large crate marked "SCIENCE. PROBABLY DANGEROUS. BUT VERY SCIENTIFIC. YES."
Someone giving you poo poo? Cut off their arms and replace em with legs. They will have to cartwheel everywhere they go.

Ferrovanadium
Mar 22, 2013

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If dismemberment works out I may just have to start playing as Rocky Balboa, Professional Boxer Surgeon again.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe
Why stop at just leaving them with the same number of limbs as they started? Everyone could use a third arm. Or second head.

(Although I imagine this would probably be difficult to sprite. Still, imagine the possibilities!)

NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
Last night I had my first traitor round in a while. Ordered the surplus crate and got His Grace. I had never seen anyone use it, but decided to give it a try based on info from the wiki...found out the hard way you have to empty it occasionally. Fun while it lasted though!

AndroidHub
Feb 28, 2007

I've seen some stuff that would really make you say "like what?"
I'm looking forward to draping myself in grizzly trophies as traitor when I get a chainsaw or csaber. New traitor objective: escape with the severed heads of 5 nanotrasen infidels.

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007

AndroidHub posted:

I'm looking forward to draping myself in grizzly trophies as traitor when I get a chainsaw or csaber. New traitor objective: escape with the severed heads of 5 nanotrasen infidels.

Can we make some sort of grotesque buttbot-like amalgam of a butt and an arm?

AndroidHub
Feb 28, 2007

I've seen some stuff that would really make you say "like what?"

frodnonnag posted:

Can we make some sort of grotesque buttbot-like amalgam of a butt and an arm?

"You add the arm to the butt, you monster."

Something like this should be possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfVssMRb8Wg

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011

WEEDLORD CHEETO posted:

Had my first changeling round in a while as the detective. Mostly business as usual, with a wizard around to keep most of the heat off me - with some great moments and terrible one-liners like neurotoxining the HoS as he tried to fix himself up with tricord, whispering "allow me" - and then a magical thing happened. Damian Garneys (I think) jabbed me with a hypospray of Capulettium, so I ran away and speed regenerated. He grabbed me and dragged me into tech storage, whereupon I woke up! What followed was a flurry of lasers firing, hyposprays jabbing, flesh regenerating and acid flying.

Into the middle of this wandered a confused staff assistant.

"...I'm new" he whimpered, and attempting to intervene, injected himself with capulettium.

A nice pod flew past, and cheerily shouted "hi changeling! Have fun eating them!" I protested that Damian was the changeling, but the pod didn't care, so I just sat about shooting the poo poo with it while taking off Damian and the assistant's masks to prepare for feasting. I made sure to kill Damian, but my energy gun ran out of charges, so I just had to keep disabling the poor hapless assistant.

"Hey, you might want to come out here and jump in my pod when you're done, he's woken up"
*zap*
"Are you sure you have enough"
*spit*
"That poor assistant"
"*clonk*
"Well, throw them in the pool when you're done"
*jab*

It was indescribably zen. :allears:

This is the epitome of SS13.

ellbent
May 2, 2007

I NEVER HAD SOUL
I demand a Stop Hitting Yourself medal if I club someone with their own arm.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Cyborgs should be able to use human limbs in place of their own limbs.

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Problem Sleuth
Apr 12, 2011

WELCOME TO THE NEW FUTURE

Slime posted:

Cyborgs should be able to use human limbs in place of their own limbs.

A new way of creating replicants?

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