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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Liar Lyre posted:

They are just the best wrestling buddies ever. :3:
They better flex at some zoo animals :colbert:

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Perigryn posted:

They better flex at some zoo animals :colbert:

An ostrich squawks at The Rock, he lowers his sunglasses and raises the People's Eyebrow, and the ostrich slowly backs away.

Red is Dead
Apr 28, 2008

The great and devious UltraMantis Black hides from no man, woman, beast, or unearthly spirit.
I really am tempted to go to london zoo tomorrow now...

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

AJ Lee posted:

I quietly watched Kane eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today. So basically the rest of the week just goes downhill from here.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
I wonder if it were cooler than this.

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Peanut Butter & Jelly is delicious. Glad to see cool wrestlers eating cool sandwiches.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Hirams Bitch posted:

Peanut Butter & Jelly is delicious.

whoa whoa whoa with those controversial statements

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!




Video: https://vine.co/v/bYTW26pdHWY

Cole Aldrich is a very tall professional basketball man.

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

Matt Hardy linked to an 'anti-bullying' video on youtube that he made.

I'm not gonna lie it was pretty funny. (Mostly due to the stupid loving faces he made during.)

Cechmanek
Jan 25, 2007

DAMN
YOU
SHADOW!!


"Dwayne Johnson ‏@TheRock 8m

You gots to be cool to photo bomb your own photo jack! ..or silly as f*ck."




Never ever change Rock.:allears:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Hiram posted:

Matt Hardy linked to an 'anti-bullying' video on youtube that he made.

I'm not gonna lie it was pretty funny. (Mostly due to the stupid loving faces he made during.)
That and the slow piano music of his WWE theme.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Vince McMahon posted:

To smoke a cigarette, you have to SUCK #WNTD World No Tobacco Day

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax

Vince Mc Mahon posted:

To wrestle in the main event, you have to JUICE #WNCD World No Crusierweights Day

But yeah, that's amazingly pathetic, if only it was part of an angle. Vince would heel turn and run around harassing wrestlers trying to smoke after wrasslin' a long day and taking a breather in a designated smoking area.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I always thought Vince's absolute LOATHING of smoking was rather odd. Such a mundane thing to hate so much.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

VogeGandire posted:

I always thought Vince's absolute LOATHING of smoking was rather odd. Such a mundane thing to hate so much.

Someone probably smoked that he hated growing up.

Cactus Jack
Nov 16, 2005

If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
Maybe it is because smoking is disgusting and horrible?
It is probably what KFG said, but the point stands.

nasboat
Sep 9, 2004

Perigryn posted:

Vince McMahon posted:

To smoke a cigarette, you have to SUCK #WNTD World No Tobacco Day

well, now we know why Mean Gene was so forceful in telling that person off-camera to PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT at Rumble 92.

this decades-old mystery has now been solved.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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KungFu Grip posted:

Someone probably smoked that he hated growing up.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Big E Langston posted:

‏@BigELangston 5m
"@adamarieclark: @BigELangston I miss your five count...." Why are you trying to make me cry!?!?
Big E :smith:

Big E posted:

"@WWE_ApexFella: Since Dolph Ziggler has been absent, have you and AJ Lee had "fun"?" (Creepy laugh) Yeah... (Caresses self) Yeaaaaaahhh...
:unsmith:

achillesforever6 fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jun 1, 2013

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

achillesforever6 posted:

That and the slow piano music of his WWE theme.

The impossible, i was assumed by matt hardy on youtube for the right reasons.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

VogeGandire posted:

I always thought Vince's absolute LOATHING of smoking was rather odd. Such a mundane thing to hate so much.

He associates it with all of those smoked filled halls that wrestling was required by law to run in until he created sports entertainment.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Looks like JBL has spent too much time around Vince.

"GET OVER."
"But I'm never given TV time. How am I supp-"
"GET. OVER."

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Of course, if he does get over despite not being on TV, then he will have fallen into the trap.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Semprini posted:

Of course, if he does get over despite not being on TV, then he will have fallen into the trap.

Lets all remember that "They gotta get themselves over!!!" is practically PR bullshit so they don't have to talk about the real reasons why the writing constantly falls apart.

Man, I don't think I've seen Curt Hawkins since he laughed at Heath Slater during Wrestlemania 28, even as just a jobber.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

VogeGandire posted:

I always thought Vince's absolute LOATHING of smoking was rather odd. Such a mundane thing to hate so much.

I think it's totally believable that a guy who gets frustrated at his own sneezes gets frustrated at people who take smoke breaks at work.

I mean, I get irritated at them, too. Weak people...

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Of all of Vince's weird stuff I think the smoking one is the least weird one to me. Personally I don't get mad at smokers or freak out but I also don't enjoy secondhand smoke, smelling them on people, smelling them on my clothes, kissing a smoker, waiting for smokers to get done when we have to do something together. Like I said, I don't get mad over it. They're just inconveniences you deal with, but I'm not crazy like Vince. Vince wouldn't be the first person I've encountered who loses their shift over minor things I can let roll off my back.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

The last time Curt Hawkins tried to get over independently was with that horrible midcard mafia show so maybe just keep collecting a paycheck there bud.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Semprini posted:

Of course, if he does get over despite not being on TV, then he will have fallen into the trap.
Well NXT is technically on TV in some parts of the world.


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

The last time Curt Hawkins tried to get over independently was with that horrible midcard mafia show so maybe just keep collecting a paycheck there bud.
Isn't Hawkins kind of safe because he helps the older wrestlers work off the ring rust and helps the newer wrestlers learn the WWE Style. I think Curtis Axel was in the same boat.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

The last time Curt Hawkins tried to get over independently was with that horrible midcard mafia show so maybe just keep collecting a paycheck there bud.

I remember when Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks tried a Magic Mike gimmick, but then Reks got released a week later. Oh well!!!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Goldberg just pulled an :iceburn: on TNA.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Kevin Steen is currently at the Zoo with Colt

Kevin Steen posted:


New BFFs https://vine.co/v/b3ub5vwOzVD

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

bobkatt013 posted:

Kevin Steen is currently at the Zoo with Colt

I guess The Rock didn't want to hangout with the Steenmeister :smith:

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

bradzilla posted:

I guess The Rock didn't want to hangout with the Steenmeister :smith:

There is a chance he is there with Awesome Kong

Kharma posted:


Enjoying a day at Perth Zoo! https://pic.twitter.com/RpfMcgulIw

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

bobkatt013 posted:

Kevin Steen is currently at the Zoo with Colt

So adorable. :3: now imagine The Rock hanging out with a koalas

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

DarkstarIV posted:

I remember when Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks tried a Magic Mike gimmick, but then Reks got released a week later. Oh well!!!

Actually, Reks left voluntarily because he had a newborn at home and wanted to try the "responsible dad" thing for a while.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Joseph Park still the best

JOSEPHPARK_esq posted:

Just got to Boston!

Ordered a Corona and a Manhattan Clam Chowder.

Got called a wicked poser.

Is that good or bad?

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

bobkatt013 posted:

There is a chance he is there with Awesome Kong

Steen is in London Zoo.


Why do I know this? The internet has turned us all into stalkers.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Sir Jebus posted:

Steen is in London Zoo.


Why do I know this? The internet has turned us all into stalkers.

Wrong

Kevin Steen posted:

‏ 30 May

@HEELevine @ringofhonor No. I'm in Australia.

"Kevin Steen posted:


Zoo!!! https://pic.twitter.com/yDIZ81D5Cz

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Sir Jebus posted:

Steen is in London Zoo.


Why do I know this? The internet has turned us all into stalkers.

Was it raining? No? Not London Zoo :colbert:

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