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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
do not gently caress with schnipenhauer

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band


:swoon:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

prefect posted:

schnipenhauer
namechange please

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Controversies [edit]

Many members of the alt porn community disagree on the definition of alt porn. Some consider it mostly an aesthetic quality while others see it as having a more ideological definition. This includes controversies over whether alt porn sites and videos should restrict themselves to softcore pin-up photography or include more sexually explicit hardcore content, whether alt porn need be explicitly feminist or not, and whether alt porn venues should present models of all genders and a range of body types rather than just conventionally attractive young women.[6] Since every pornography company conducts its business and treats its models differently, it is hard to define it on an ideological basis, although the models' freedom to speak their mind both about the industry, their employers, and political agendas is considered by some to be a vital part of the alt porn community. SuicideGirls have been criticized for restricting their employees' ability to make public comments of this nature. This led to a very public falling out between the owners of SuicideGirls and a number of their former models,[6][13][14] and larger debates as to whether alternative porn was inherently any more empowering than mainstream porn.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



as a subscriber to suicidegirls and thus member of the alt porn community, I

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspy_Engineer

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

quote:

It is told that Muhammad awoke one day to the sounds of the Adhan, the Muslim daily call to prayer. Preparing to attend, he began to dress himself; however, he soon discovered his cat Muezza sleeping on the sleeve of his prayer robe. Rather than wake her, he used a pair of scissors to cut the sleeve off, leaving the cat undisturbed. (This story bears resemblance to that Emperor Ai of Han who cut his sleeve rather than wake his lover up from sleep[3]) When he returned from the Mosque, Muhammad received a bow from Muezza in gratitude. He then stroked his beloved cat three times. The accuracy of this story is not clear, as no references to it are made in the Quran or the Hadith, but rather by historical sources not considered religious text in Islam.[1][2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muezza

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I slept on my arm all night and now its all hosed up

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


the only good part of this article was when they used to have the war/battle template on it, listing vi/emacs users as "belligerants" and stuff

but of course the nerds couldn't leave the one funny thing on wikipedia alone :mad:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Myths and History [edit]

Taoists and some fields of alternative medicine recommend and teach deliberate retrograde ejaculation as a way of "conserving the body's energy". One manner of achieving this is by applying pressure to the perineum during orgasm. It was believed that doing this caused the sperm to travel into the head and nourish the brain, or that energy is conserved physically by keeping the sperm (and thereby, the "intelligence" that created it) in the body.[11] This approach has since been discredited by modern medicine, as the retrograde-ejaculated sperm actually go into the bladder and are simply lost at the next urination.[12] However, there are other Taoist perspectives on the general subject of ejaculation and techniques that do not involve retrograde ejaculation (see Taoist sexual practices).

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

(see Taoist sexual practices)

thanks but no thanks

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

the only good part of this article was when they used to have the war/battle template on it, listing vi/emacs users as "belligerants" and stuff

but of course the nerds couldn't leave the one funny thing on wikipedia alone :mad:

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

I just push buttons.



this isn't "post the best thing you can find on wikipedia"

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

quote:

This is the list of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd edition monsters, an important element of that role-playing game.[1] This list only includes monsters from official Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition supplements published by TSR, Inc. or Wizards of the Coast, not licensed or unlicensed third party products such as video games or unlicensed Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition manuals.

(ad nauseum)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_2nd_edition_monsters

why would someone even create that page

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

please don't go around saying that mohammed hosed his cat; that's only going to stir up trouble

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

didn't that formerly say that the australians had lost "dignity" in the war?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

According to other versions, after embracing Islam Abu Hurairah looked after the mosque and Prophet Muhammad. He made it a regular habit to give the left over food to the stray cats. Gradually the number of cats around the masjid (mosque) increased. He loved to caress and play with them. Hence he got the name Abu Hurairah - Father (care taker) of kitten.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

duTrieux. posted:

According to other versions, after embracing Islam Abu Hurairah looked after the mosque and Prophet Muhammad. He made it a regular habit to give the left over food to the stray cats. Gradually the number of cats around the masjid (mosque) increased. He loved to caress and play with them. Hence he got the name Abu Hurairah - Father (care taker) of kitten.
not worthless

not worthless at all

:3: :unsmith:

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

duTrieux. posted:

According to other versions, after embracing Islam Abu Hurairah looked after the mosque and Prophet Muhammad. He made it a regular habit to give the left over food to the stray cats. Gradually the number of cats around the masjid (mosque) increased. He loved to caress and play with them. Hence he got the name Abu Hurairah - Father (care taker) of kitten.

Abu Hurairah got the name Abu Hurairah

zonar
Jan 4, 2012

That was a BAD business decision!
An emu.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_gulp#biggulp

not completely useless since i found out that big gulps started out as 20 oz in 1980 (lol) but christ all those words about a convenience store

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palladium_as_an_investment

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
There is a strong group of "WOWIES" who have fought on for years after its demise, to stay connected through chat groups (ironically on AOL), and a web ring. This group believes they were "sold out" by Compuserve because the service was being bought out by AOL, who began offering a $19.95 unlimited service as it was shutting down WOW.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Ibansk

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Ibansk is a fictitious country invented by Soviet author Alexander Zinoviev in his 1976 novel titled The Yawning Heights. Every Ibanskian citizen is named Iban Ibanovich Ibanov, and therefore goes by a nickname. The most admirable character is Bawler. Truth Teller is obviously Alexander Solzhenitsyn. Lesser characters are more difficult to figure out. Ibansk roughly translates into English as 'Screw Town of (or for) all Ivans'. Their political religion is called the Ism (which is short for Sco-ism), and nobody really believes in it. When it was written the book was essentially a superlative description of the Soviet Union.

Categories: Fictional regions
Fictional countries in other worlds

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_at_the_2011_All-Africa_Games

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012


angola has a quality flag

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Hashtag Nascar posted:

angola has a quality flag

the steampunkest communists

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Hashtag Nascar posted:

angola has a quality flag
2003 proposal [edit]

In 2003, a new, more "optimistic" flag was proposed by the Parliament's Constitutional Commission of the National Assembly (Angolan Parliament), but was not adopted. The sun design in the middle is meant to be reminiscent of cave paintings found in Tchitundo-Hulu cave. The flag maintained the same flag proportions of 2:3.[1]



:laffo:

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

2003 proposal [edit]

In 2003, a new, more "optimistic" flag was proposed by the Parliament's Constitutional Commission of the National Assembly (Angolan Parliament), but was not adopted. The sun design in the middle is meant to be reminiscent of cave paintings found in Tchitundo-Hulu cave. The flag maintained the same flag proportions of 2:3.[1]



:laffo:

Needs more kokopelli and hacky sack

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

SHAM BAM BAMINA posted:

2003 proposal [edit]

In 2003, a new, more "optimistic" flag was proposed by the Parliament's Constitutional Commission of the National Assembly (Angolan Parliament), but was not adopted. The sun design in the middle is meant to be reminiscent of cave paintings found in Tchitundo-Hulu cave. The flag maintained the same flag proportions of 2:3.[1]



:laffo:

actually a pretty good flag

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Install Gentoo posted:

actually a pretty good flag

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Install Gentoo posted:

actually a pretty good flag

for a 5 year old

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
The fact that I can look at that flag and not confuse it with a bajillion other flags makes it a good flag

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Install Gentoo posted:

actually a pretty good flag

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i just think that it looks stupid and the idea that it's "meant to be reminiscent of cave paintings" is patronizing as hell. :shrug:

zonar
Jan 4, 2012

That was a BAD business decision!
the angolan flag is quality

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
also the angolans themselves rejected it so it's not like i'm some crazy outlier or anything

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
it reminds me of the new mexico flag (best us state flag)

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