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The Steak Justice posted:Anyone who's been watching anything on Blip has probably had to deal with Home Depot's latest abortion of an ad campaign, where they're trying to cash in on the popular internet cats going around by making their own "wise cracking" internet cat. I almost didn't want to talk about it because it's so pitiful but I have to know that I'm not the only one who's putting up with this poo poo. It was either the 90 second "gently caress you turn off adblocker meanie " or the absolutely terrible ads in front of, in between, and during Blip videos. I was considering just leaving the adblocker off for them but after an ad popped up during a video I pretty much said screw Blip and put it back on. But yeah, Home Depot's Meme cat thing is stupid, what does it have to do with Home improvement/renovation supplies?
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# ? May 30, 2013 08:33 |
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Yeah, I got that Blip thing last time I watched a RLM video. I tried to be nice and turn off adblocker but then they had to be assholes about it with those annoying pop ups during the video.
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# ? May 30, 2013 11:51 |
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All the trendy young urbanites dancing in the untreated fountain water with their nasty bare feet and McCafe coffees need to be cited and fined with a mandatory court date under some kind of health statute. A few days later they all find out they've got a well-deserved fungus from each other. I hope their day in court involves $25 parking that's a 45 min walk to the courthouse. And thunderstorms, unless they'd enjoy that and play in it or some poo poo.
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# ? May 31, 2013 19:08 |
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That stupid Whirlpool Teen Jeans ad... Teen: OMG, you washed my jeans! They'll shrink! They'll fade! My response if I was her mother: You want your jeans to smell like dirty vagina? Fine, then. Hope you enjoy not having any friends, you smelly hippie dirtbag. And do your own loving laundry from now on. Stupid bitch. Whirlpool.
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# ? Jun 2, 2013 06:43 |
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blackmet posted:That stupid Whirlpool Teen Jeans ad... Well obviously the mom should be freezing them. Yeah, I hate that commercial too. Combine the girl's whining, the mom's "Don't forget your jeans ", and the fact that it comes on nearly every break, it's getting really annoying.
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# ? Jun 2, 2013 07:00 |
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This Citibank ad gets to me since the woman is hitting a pretty a punching bag with just handwraps and no gloves, which is an easy way to break your wrists and fracture your hands.
Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Jun 4, 2013 |
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What the gently caress is this, Kayak? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFcPW5hvHQ4
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# ? Jun 4, 2013 23:27 |
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Timby posted:What the gently caress is this, Kayak? A nightmare inducing cultural insensitivity play?
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# ? Jun 5, 2013 02:46 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM Won't shop there, but keep on shining you crazy diamond.
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# ? Jun 5, 2013 02:52 |
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Timby posted:What the gently caress is this, Kayak? Have you never seen videos of Carnivale?
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Tyberius posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM
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# ? Jun 5, 2013 19:36 |
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"VEGAS! VEGAS! NOTHINGS GONNA STOP US TIL WE GET TO VEGAS!" I was very happy when they stopped showing this one, but they recently brought it back and my local Fox affiliate plays the poo poo out of it...
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# ? Jun 6, 2013 00:57 |
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Some French DATDATDAT Some more French DATDATDAT English Speak More French DATDATDAT Yet more French DATDATDAT Please kill me...
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# ? Jun 6, 2013 06:17 |
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This Acura commercial ticks me off every time I even think about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=ttc9KEeM5lM
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Shouldn't belong in this thred, but it's just a reminder that some people are trapped in the 18th century.quote:Social media blow-back has been fierce, nasty and unusually racist after the top-selling, General Mills cereal brand last week began airing — and then posted online — a commercial featuring a sweet, mixed-race girl. http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/06/03/cheerios-general-mills-commercial-mixed-race-ad/2384587/ Hats off to General Mills. . I hope the next round of ads feature gay couples to piss off people that are offended by this type of stuff. I would definitely put this in the "Ads you love category". FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Jun 6, 2013 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:Shouldn't belong in this thred, but it's just a reminder that some people are trapped in the 18th century. Oh wow, the fact that there is a mixed race couple in the ad never registered for me until now. I wonder if General Mills is being intentionally socially forward with that ad or if they are as surprised as I am that apparently there are thriving communities of time travelers from the pre-civil war era out there.
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# ? Jun 6, 2013 09:10 |
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From their commercials I think Radio Shack has started selling sex toys or something.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 02:47 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:From their commercials I think Radio Shack has started selling sex toys or something. You mean this one? DrBouvenstein posted:Oh, well...hello there, Radio Shack.
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 03:26 |
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Honestly that's a pretty great commercial even if the product is unfortunately Beats by Dre
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# ? Jun 7, 2013 03:27 |
I have no idea what it is for anymore but the bane of my existence is some stupid ad I keep saying on YouTube where a guy throws some garbage into a bin. "Swish" "Woww are you an athlete?" At that point I mash the skip ad button.
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dijon du jour posted:Oh wow, the fact that there is a mixed race couple in the ad never registered for me until now. Actually, I'm guessing socially forward. Last summer, at the same time that Chick-fil-a was raising a huff against gay marriage, Big G got protested for supporting it, and having their employees' same sex partners receive benefits. In response, the employees went out to the protesters and offered them ice tea and water with lemon wedges. They'd have given them cookies, but the protesters were making "dumping" piles of their products, and the cookies would have gone there too.
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Cup of Hemlock posted:This Acura commercial ticks me off every time I even think about it: Yup. "Hey rich assholes! Have we got something for YOU!"
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No, you didn't eat the bones, nor do you think you ate the bones, unless you forgot the bucket of chicken that you bought was specifically called "boneless" and you can't read the word "boneless" that is printed on the side of the box in huge letters. I wish you did eat the bones and one got caught in your throat, and EMT's had to perform an emergency tracheotomy with a kitchen knife and a ball point pen. Nerdfest X fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Jun 8, 2013 |
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I almost think they did that commercial because there would be one dumbass out there who would actually think he ate the bones.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 02:06 |
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bobjr posted:I almost think they did that commercial because there would be one dumbass out there who would actually think he ate the bones. But it's a new product.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 02:15 |
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bobjr posted:I almost think they did that commercial because there would be one dumbass out there who would actually think he ate the bones. I remember when KFC first announced they were going to serve boneless chicken, they honestly seemed to believe that "I ate the bones!" was going to blow up as the next big advertising catchphrase like "Where's the beef?" did years ago.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 02:16 |
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Okay, how many commercials did Samsung make for that "pause when you look away" feature? I just saw the third one. I mean it's a cool feature but does it really warrant 3 separate commercials?
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Vicas posted:Okay, how many commercials did Samsung make for that "pause when you look away" feature? I just saw the third one. I mean it's a cool feature but does it really warrant 3 separate commercials? I prefer the Samsung commercial about the mom taking a picture of her son's convocation and then somehow digitally removing a person standing in front of him on the phone. Because every other loving person's reaction for some reason is "IT CAN DO THAT?", no it can't loving do that, that wouldn't be possible except with some trickery by taking a video and doing some analysis that way, they don't even say the phone can do that in the commercial, they say something to the effect of "oh it's so advanced our phone!!!". Shut up samsung no one likes you.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 03:01 |
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I'm really goddamned sick of the pledge drives they do on NPR. No I don't give a poo poo about the Eton Rugged Rukus Bluetooth Music system even if I can hear it playing the music right here in the studio right now! And I don't want to win the trip to see Garrison Keillor! I hate him! I give you guys money every month already. Shut up and stop pestering me for an hour every morning while I'm waking up and eating breakfast and just let me listen to the loving news.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 04:05 |
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Winning a meet and greet with Garrison Keillor seems like more of a punishment than a prize.
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piratepilates posted:I prefer the Samsung commercial about the mom taking a picture of her son's convocation and then somehow digitally removing a person standing in front of him on the phone. They can't! I'm relieved because when I first saw I felt like a medieval peasant seeing a light bulb. All I could think was sorcery!
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Van5 posted:They can't! I'm relieved because when I first saw I felt like a medieval peasant seeing a light bulb. All I could think was sorcery! I'll bet a million bucks it just takes a window of time around when you clicked the button (it's always recording or something) and then interpolates what it would look like.
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:I'll bet a million bucks it just takes a window of time around when you clicked the button (it's always recording or something) and then interpolates what it would look like. You know I just looked it up and the new Galaxy actually does have that feature, only you have to be in a specific mode while taking the picture which takes 5 consecutive pictures slowly and it looks for an area that changes greatly between the shots. Only that's not that useful since you're just taking a bunch of pictures anyway, one of them would probably have the shot you'd want anyway without having to interpolate between images. And it's also not really what the commercial depicts that well, since the lady would have to take a bunch of shots around the time when her son is being handed the diploma, one of which will probably be the shot you'd want anyway, and hope that that guy she wants to digitally erase didn't happen to jump in at the event you want (the guy actually being handed the diploma) or you wouldn't get the right shot anyway. But because of that one commercial (which is actually faked, the picture you see her take is different from the one you see her manipulate which is a different pose than what you see, also you need to actually be in the "eraser" mode which actually takes 5 consecutive pictures (slowly), which she isn't) everyone thinks you can just take out objects from pictures like we're living in Blade Runner world, when it's just a camera that takes a bunch of pictures and might digitally interpolate some objects out, or not. piratepilates fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jun 9, 2013 |
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piratepilates posted:
Eh, I thought their commercials making fun of Apple fanboys/girls were pretty funny and spot on.
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Sagebrush posted:I'm really goddamned sick of the pledge drives they do on NPR. No I don't give a poo poo about the Eton Rugged Rukus Bluetooth Music system even if I can hear it playing the music right here in the studio right now! And I don't want to win the trip to see Garrison Keillor! I hate him! I give you guys money every month already. Shut up and stop pestering me for an hour every morning while I'm waking up and eating breakfast and just let me listen to the loving news.
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SubponticatePoster posted:If the Republicans would properly fund public broadcasting like pretty much every other civilized nation they wouldn't have to beg for pocket change twice a month They'd just do it anyway because hey free money and a culture of giving. I remember they're playing ads now about how people are so happy with PBS that they put them in their will, which is only a little creepy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2013 18:48 |
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computer parts posted:They'd just do it anyway because hey free money and a culture of giving. Not necessarily. Did you know they actually have programming specifically to fit into the slots when other stations are doing pledge drives? They even announce it as such.
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SubponticatePoster posted:If the Republicans would properly fund public broadcasting like pretty much every other civilized nation they wouldn't have to beg for pocket change twice a month Actually, they do fund it. One of the Koch brothers is one of the largest donors to PBS... and used this to intimidating them into not airing a documentary about him. Yay charity!
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# ? Jun 10, 2013 02:37 |
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They need to fund it through taxes, not private donations. The republicans have this idea that private donations and charity are a better way of supporting things than through public funding, ostensibly because "there's less overhead" or some poo poo, but really it comes down to "this way I can give my money to support some poor people without any of it going to sluts or negroes." The attitude needs to be completely wiped out for that reason.
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NPR is the best sleep aid known to man.
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