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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Mark Henry is good at Twitter

quote:

"The only reason I'm breaking my silence to the twitter world is to tell u I'm not retiring!!!! I have hate in my heart that's too dangerous."

"It's best to be away till I'm right I feel I my hurt someone or do damage to my family by going to jail.tired of holding back."

"I will return when I'm healthy,not because the roster is thin. I AM HURT! Don't hide on the web you got my # call me with that bull sh@t."

"Back to silence!"

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Mark Henry is doing a heel turn...while a heel.

He's going to come back as a superheel.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

"I have hate in my heart that's too dangerous"

Where does he come up with this stuff, and why isn't he writing promos for other wrestlers instead of Creative? Mizzark is the best.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.


Dolph :swoon:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

flashy_mcflash posted:

"I have hate in my heart that's too dangerous"

Where does he come up with this stuff, and why isn't he writing promos for other wrestlers instead of Creative? Mizzark is the best.
Mark Henry is a modern day renaissance man: he writes poetry and splits wigs with equal abandon.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I love when WWE guys air their grievances with the company on Twitter. Stupid WWE.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Good news everyone!

Hulk Hogan posted:

Perfect timing to start serious training again,last time around the block for me so this is gonna be really intense,transformation time. HH

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Oh my God...loving seriously?

And last time? HA!

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


bobkatt013 posted:

Good news everyone!

I honestly thought the "Hogan having another run" was just people trolling.

If TNA stays on TV for another year I'll...I don't know. Be very shocked.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

If Hogan main events TNA, I give TNA six months tops. It's been circling the drain for a while, but if this goes off, it'll be the final flush.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 38 days!
I remember when Bully Ray won the title, and I said something to the effect of "all this is just leading up to Hogan getting 'one more run' with the TNA title", and people pooh-poohed the idea because Hogan would shatter like an orange glass goblin if he took even a single bump. Well, who's full of poo(h) now, eh? :smugbert:

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Sydney Bottocks posted:

I remember when Bully Ray won the title, and I said something to the effect of "all this is just leading up to Hogan getting 'one more run' with the TNA title", and people pooh-poohed the idea because Hogan would shatter like an orange glass goblin if he took even a single bump. Well, who's full of poo(h) now, eh? :smugbert:

You're not thinking far enough. Hogan isn't simply going to just GET a title shot.

Hogan has to enter Bound for Glory and compete in every round robin match. Book it!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
Ah, using Hardcore Holly logic I see.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 38 days!

Gavok posted:

You're not thinking far enough. Hogan isn't simply going to just GET a title shot.

Hogan has to enter Bound for Glory and compete in every round robin match. Book it!

See, that only works if they're going to build up Hogan as a Blue Chipper who needs to Overcome the Odds. Hogan may be getting up there, but once he unleashes the power of Hulkamania in front of seventy billion screaming TNA fans, etc.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge


I think I speak for us all when I say: Just shut up and go away, Zack.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Don't get the Zack hate. He's just way too likeable. He's a fan turned performer that got treated like poo poo by the WWE brass despite being over enough to be able to book on autopilot and is understandably sad about it. Sympathy is warranted.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Sympathy WAS warranted. But now he's just wore out his welcome with his constant petulant whining.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
The sympathy was sorta lost the moment everybody realized that he's kinda dull outside of the Internet stuff. There are so many people on the roster that deserve a push before Zack Ryder that it's not even funny.

It is pretty funny that they wasted Hugh Jackman on him though.

getitoffgetitoff fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jun 11, 2013

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

getitoffgetitoff posted:

The sympathy was sorta lost the moment everybody realized that he's kinda dull outside of the Internet stuff. There are so many people on the roster that deserve a push before Zack Ryder that it's not even funny.

It is pretty funny that they wasted Hugh Jackman on him though.

I think Zack has the talent to make whatever he is lumped with work. He was a nobody floundering so he came up with the Guido schtick and got that over all on his own. A reinvented Zack Ryder as a discerning father that disagrees with the shenanigans of the Gen Y WWE would be pretty funny. Give him spectacles and a cardigan and I bet he'd make it work.

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

getitoffgetitoff posted:

The sympathy was sorta lost the moment everybody realized that he's kinda dull outside of the Internet stuff. There are so many people on the roster that deserve a push before Zack Ryder that it's not even funny.

It is pretty funny that they wasted Hugh Jackman on him though.

Even though there was a bunch of people that deserved a push, no one would have benefited from the push directly into a cliff Ryder got.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


I legit seriously injured another wrestler, why won't WWE PUSH ME???? :qq:

bradzilla fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Jun 11, 2013

Tonfa
Apr 8, 2008

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Okay, now even I'm fed up with him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Blocked Ryder and reported for spam. That is un-loving-real.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

coconono posted:

Blocked Ryder and reported for spam. That is un-loving-real.

Hahahaha are you loving serious bro

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

He's just heeling.

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

coconono posted:

Blocked Ryder and reported for spam. That is un-loving-real.

You sure showed him, guy who posts the dumbest creepy poo poo to all the wrestlers

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Zack Ryder posted:

@HEELZiggler U want your oversized glass jaw broken?

Dolph Ziggler posted:

U sending @RealJackSwagger? or is this on @WWE superstars?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


:laffo: holy poo poo

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


I'm horrible with reading twitter so please help me out. I think the first one is a threat from Ziggler to punch Ryder. I have no idea what the 2nd one is saying.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Spikeguy posted:

I'm horrible with reading twitter so please help me out. I think the first one is a threat from Ziggler to punch Ryder. I have no idea what the 2nd one is saying.

The first one is a tweet Ryder sent to Ziggler. The second one is Ziggler's reply to Ryder. HTH!!!

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Spikeguy posted:

I'm horrible with reading twitter so please help me out. I think the first one is a threat from Ziggler to punch Ryder. I have no idea what the 2nd one is saying.

First one Ryder is threatening to give Ziggler another concussion like Ryder did to Fandango. Ziggler tells him that he's either all talk or maybe Swagger, the person who just gave Ziggler a very severe concussion, will do it for Ryder.

Also Ziggler is calling Ryder a jobber.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



@ObserverQuotes posted:

High Society, a porn magazine, is going to run a six-page full-color photo feature in the December issue on the Funk vs. Onita match. [7/93]

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

WWE NXT posted:

It's not Space Mountain it's @WWENXT as @RicFlairNatrBoy visits @FullSail on June 20! Get your tickets now

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Spikeguy posted:

I have no idea what the 2nd one is saying.

To clarify, Ziggler is saying that Ryder won't have an opportunity to concuss him because Ryder's never on Raw.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 38 days!

Umbra Dubium posted:

To clarify, Ziggler is saying that Ryder won't have an opportunity to concuss him because Ryder's never on Raw.

Indeed, Ziggler is taking it one step further by saying that the only way Ryder could concuss him would be if they had a match on Superstars, the "C" show (or maybe it's the "D" show, I dunno). Because Ryder is a JTTS and whatnot. :v:

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Indeed, Ziggler is taking it one step further by saying that the only way Ryder could concuss him would be if they had a match on Superstars, the "C" show (or maybe it's the "D" show, I dunno). Because Ryder is a JTTS and whatnot. :v:

Smackdown is the B show, Main Event is the C show, Slam is the D show, Superstars is the E show.

On second thought, NXT is the E show, Superstars is the F show.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I Before E posted:

Smackdown is the B show, Main Event is the C show, Slam is the D show, Superstars is the E show.

On second thought, NXT is the E show, Superstars is the F show.

NXT is the A show. :colbert: Or Smackdown could be the A show, I mean they did win Bragging Rights 2 years running.

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Superstars is the Z show. It's below house shows and dark matches.

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