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Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/9338962/when-beautiful-game-turns-ugly

When The Beautiful Game Turns Ugly - A journey into the world of Italy's racist soccer thugs.

Pretty great.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Deathlove posted:

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/9338962/when-beautiful-game-turns-ugly

When The Beautiful Game Turns Ugly - A journey into the world of Italy's racist soccer thugs.

Pretty great.

This is a pro-read, even if you're not a soccer fan

Lazio :frogout:

nasboat
Sep 9, 2004

Deathlove posted:

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/9338962/when-beautiful-game-turns-ugly

When The Beautiful Game Turns Ugly - A journey into the world of Italy's racist soccer thugs.

Pretty great.

Was just coming here to post that. Great read. Wright Thompson kills it yet again.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Groucho Marxist posted:

In light of the recent PED baseball news, a radio station did a dumb urine testing stunt. In went wrong in the best possible way.

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/june/when-staged-sports-talk-radio-urine-tests-go-wrong.html

I am all for dumping pee on Craig Carton.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

This is older than dirt but it came up again in conversation.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/the_bonus/09/18/coolbaugh0924/index.html

A really touching story about Mike Coolbaugh, who died as a 1st base coach after being struck by a foul ball. A lot about the family he left behind, the guy who hit the ball that killed him, etc.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Groucho Marxist posted:

In light of the recent PED baseball news, a radio station did a dumb urine testing stunt. In went wrong in the best possible way.

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/june/when-staged-sports-talk-radio-urine-tests-go-wrong.html

Actually, I think the best possible way would be to receive a positive result.

DeltaAttack2go
Feb 6, 2003

what the christ
Montaous Walton just wanted to play ball, so he made up a fake online persona, fooled the media, signed with an agent and ended up in handcuffs

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

This is an incredible story. Definitely worth reading all the way through; it's hard to believe that Walton is still at it, too.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

So while certain people at ESPN are riding high by recent events, the Schwab was laid off today:

http://deadspin.com/howie-schwab-am...dium=socialflow

Also, who wants to watch a TJ Simers sitcom

http://www.sportsbusinessdaily.com/Journal/Issues/2013/06/10/Media/Mandalay-Sports-Media.aspx

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
They finally stumped him.

Also isn't highlight express like the exact same thing as Sports Center?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Blast Fantasto posted:

They finally stumped him.

Also isn't highlight express like the exact same thing as Sports Center?

It's what ESPNews used to be before they started putting SportsCenters and such over there.

Also, the Schwab posted this on his Facebook:

quote:

After 26 years at ESPN, I am extremely disappointed to say farewell. I have been proud of my association and my work during my tenure. I was a loyal employee, displayed respect for others, worked with numerous charities, represented the company well. I always did everything asked of me and more. What did I get in return today … word that I should get lost. The only thing that mattered was my salary, which in my view was the lone reason I lost my job.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I actually thought they canned that guy years ago. Dude had zero personality whatsoever on that trivia show.

haljordan fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Jun 13, 2013

Dingleberry Jones
Jun 2, 2008
If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly
I'm about halfway through Dwight Gooden's newest autobiography. It is pretty good, nothing spectacular or new to report, but a light and easy read.

The only thing I read that I didn't know about/remember was that during 1987 when people were questioning whether he was on coke he denied it and then told everyone to test him daily if they thought he was on drugs. Something that, given the fact that he was on drugs, wasn't the smartest move.

Also he was asked by Strawberry to write an introduction to his (Strawberry's) biography (published in the 1980s) and he did without reading the book. Of course, Strawberry then went ahead in the book and said that Gooden was doing drugs during the World Series. Whoops.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
SB Nation's latest longform talks about the greatest sport of all time.


:swoon: MOTHERFUCKING BATTLEBOTS :swoon:

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/6/18/4438250/battlebots-robot-wars-combat-oral-history

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Benne posted:

SB Nation's latest longform talks about the greatest sport of all time.


:swoon: MOTHERFUCKING BATTLEBOTS :swoon:

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/6/18/4438250/battlebots-robot-wars-combat-oral-history

Truly the sport of kings.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Someone help me write the Oral History of Slamball.

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

MourningView posted:

Someone help me write the Oral History of Slamball.

Foreward
:nms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWye6Ut8rY0 :nms:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Benne posted:

SB Nation's latest longform talks about the greatest sport of all time.


:swoon: MOTHERFUCKING BATTLEBOTS :swoon:

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/6/18/4438250/battlebots-robot-wars-combat-oral-history

The pro-est read, right here

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

MourningView posted:

Someone help me write the Oral History of Slamball.

SBNation already had an okay Slamball retrospective.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

MourningView posted:

Someone help me write the Oral History of Slamball.

It should just be the defeated moan of a child getting slammed on

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

Mornacale posted:

It should just be the defeated moan of a child getting slammed on

We already have that thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3510886

Moe_Rahn
Jun 1, 2006

I got a question
why they hatin' on me?
I ain't did nothin' to 'em
but count this money
and put my team on
got my whole clique stunnin'
boy wassup
yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh
:drat:

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

So the St. Louis Post-Dispatch has been running a morning video series featuring Bernie Miklasz, their lead columnist.

It's entitled "Breakfast with Bernie."

In which the titular character seems to've just shuffled out of bed (where he wears a sports jersey as pajamas), pours some oatmeal and places it on his radiator, and then mumbles about sports into a webcam.

Miklasz is a very talented writer even if he does get really lazy sometimes and cherry picks a few stats to make his case--a practice he's clearly smart enough to know better than.

But...who thought this was a good idea? Poor guy looks like he'd rather be doing anything than this.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Writers who should never even be on camera being forced to record video from their sad apartments because people running websites demand more video content is one of my favorite trends. So awkward and uncomfortable.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


MourningView posted:

Writers who should never even be on camera being forced to record video from their sad apartments because people running websites demand more video content is one of my favorite trends. So awkward and uncomfortable.

SB Nation should be given some award for this. They give us Max Headroom Jump Cut Rob Neyer and 10,000 awkward nerds mumbling into webcams on college football sites.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."
I'll just leave this here to avoid saying something really nasty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW_4aNTmLQ0

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

jeffersonlives posted:

I'll just leave this here to avoid saying something really nasty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW_4aNTmLQ0

Man, the way he dropped that so casually is kind of astonishing.

Pat Clements
Feb 10, 2008
I'd say we should start some kind of outraged protest but a) Joe Simpson gets away with this kind of stuff all the time and b) SportSouth/FSNSouth have kept Chip Caray employed and clearly don't have any judgment anyway

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
holy poo poo

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 18 days!)

jeffersonlives posted:

I'll just leave this here to avoid saying something really nasty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW_4aNTmLQ0

Pro-level trolling right there.

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
Pretty sure SNY had a shot of Joe Simpson calling the game yesterday while actually wearing a Braves hat, too.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

haljordan posted:

Truly the sport of kings.

I was doing this in the early-mid 2000's in local North East events + some California/Florida travel and it was a really fun time. Even though I have since stopped to do other things instead, I have considered jumping back in a few times but I just don't have enough motivation anymore.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

haljordan posted:

Truly the sport of kings.
IIRC the actual sport of kings is Australian Rules Football.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Crazy Ted posted:

IIRC the actual sport of kings is Australian Rules Football.

No way, it's still definitely horse racing. What's more kinglike than watching a midget abuse a gigantic animal with a whip in order to make rich people slightly richer?

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?

TL posted:

Pretty sure SNY had a shot of Joe Simpson calling the game yesterday while actually wearing a Braves hat, too.

I don't understand why everybody gets so lovely about commentators not being totally neutral on local broadcasts.

Also, the strained oblique thing has been a weird obsession of theirs for a couple years now. It started when 3 or 4 guys went to the DL within a couple weeks of each other in 2009 (or 2010), and in a game against the Angels, Nate McLouth watched a pitch go by, stepped back out of the batter's box, took a halfway practice swing and doubled over in pain. Then Terry Pendelton said something like "you don't go on the dl for pulled fat".

Anyway, gently caress the Mets.

The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

BasicFunk posted:

I don't understand why everybody gets so lovely about commentators not being totally neutral on local broadcasts.

Its one thing to be homerish, its another to actively wish injury upon an opposing player.

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?

The_Hat posted:

Its one thing to be homerish, its another to actively wish injury upon an opposing player.

I wasn't really talking about the video at that point. Someone made a point that Simpson was wearing a Braves hat.

Badfinger
Dec 16, 2004

Timeouts?!

We'll take care of that.

TL posted:

Pretty sure SNY had a shot of Joe Simpson calling the game yesterday while actually wearing a Braves hat, too.

I don't see a problem with that specifically. Plenty of broadcast teams wear team polos or associated pins/doodads.

The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

Oh yeah, who gives a poo poo what the broadcasters are wearing, I'm pretty sure Len Kasper for WGN is always wearing some sort of Cubs shirt.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I'm pretty sure Hawk Harrelson announces each White Sox game in a full uniform.

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