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Option G and H NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP NOT DAD! I'M A HERO NOW AND ALL YOU DID WAS BEAT ME. EL IS MY FATHER NOW!
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Jun 19, 2013 02:36
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Edited options slightly and reordered since I added one.
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Jun 19, 2013 02:38
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E: Not Again. Ever.
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D, Uncle Jorah was the protector in our town. Crab god is the protector in the stories. He will keep us safe.
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Jun 19, 2013 02:39
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K Ask him why the females won't do? Also snails are hermaphrodites. actually gently caress it: Tell dad that snails are hermaphrodites! Basscop fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 02:41
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E + H You can't hurt us anymore fake dad, and we won't become you either. Just stop him, don't escalate.
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Jun 19, 2013 02:43
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Arkanomen posted:Option G and H NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP NOT DAD! I'M A HERO NOW AND ALL YOU DID WAS BEAT ME. EL IS MY FATHER NOW! edit: Update on last page - choices now here! Diogines posted:
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Jun 19, 2013 02:44
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K We are very busy stepping. Hit this guy on the head with the butt if the spear. Wave to Uncle Jorah. Edit: Step Sogol fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 02:47
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F gently caress you dad. gently caress you. All he managed to instil in us was a capacity for violence. His last lesson will be to teach us what it feels like to kill and be glad about it. Not because we've killed someone who abused us but because we decided that the world is a better place without him and that is was our actions that removed him. Basically the world is a cruel place and if we want to make any difference to it we need to learn how to make hard decisions by judging our father and finding him wanting. wibblewobble fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 02:50
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F. Time to get on with the patricide we should have committed ages ago.
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Jun 19, 2013 02:51
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Raserys posted:Yeah, I would, because that's not true for one thing, not everyone who voted against it called B voters stupid, and saying that everyone blahblahblah Please accept my deepest apologies for my callous sweeping generalizations in this most serious of CYOAs. Hopefully you and the tens of other posters offended find it in their hearts to forgive me. That being said, H! You're not my dad! My dad was a laser fish, not a street shark! Task Manager fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 02:51
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D JORAH!
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Jun 19, 2013 02:52
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 Asherah's hunger is the worst thing we've ever known. Asherah is a monster. Dad is a monster for serving him. Enkidel is a hero now. Heroes slay monsters.
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Jun 19, 2013 02:53
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Since Dad obviously seems to represent Asherah in this dream; E + H Catch his hand; We survived his hunger, thus proving ourselves worthy. We are now a man. "We are the master now". I'm also hoping our denial that he's our father will lead to a "Oh Ekindel, but I AM! e: All the stuff that just happened was also possibly a version of our peoples manhood test- 'Survive Asherahs Hunger', of course if that was the case then the actual test probably involved 2 people fighting to the death on a boat, the victor either consuming or sacrificing the loser, or something. And if so we probably would have had to fight our Dad. alpaca diseases fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 02:55
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Guys our dad knows that snails are hermaphrodites and there are no women snails. He's just making stuff up to have a reason to hit us. Now is the time we can call him on it and make rear end in a top hat dad answer for all of his violence. Call him out on it and ask deliberately that if he knew then why would he hit us. YOU ANSWER NOW rear end in a top hat DAD edit: we can spear him after Basscop fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 02:55
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E. Guaranteed to put "Dad" in his place. Or piss him off the most.
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Jun 19, 2013 02:57
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OPTION E: Grab your father's hand as he goes to strike you.
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Task Manager posted:Please accept my deepest apologies for my callous sweeping generalizations in this most serious of CYOAs. Hopefully you and the tens of other posters offended find it in their hearts to forgive me. I'll think it over, glad we agree   and  , break the cycle of violence.
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Jun 19, 2013 03:01
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e and then stare that motherfucker down
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Raserys posted:
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Jun 19, 2013 03:04
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OPTION F: Spear your father with the spear. OPTION H: Scream that he is not your father
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RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 03:06
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maxhush posted:
Wait, poo poo. This makes sense. Our people have a manhood test and we can invoke the hunger of Asherah. ...The cannibalism thing is probably from that.
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PandaPropaganda posted:E + H You can't hurt us anymore fake dad, and we won't become you either. Just stop him, don't escalate. In for this as well, or at least just E if we can't double up.
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Jun 19, 2013 03:26
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E H J K: step
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Jun 19, 2013 03:30
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J, K: wake up!
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Grognan posted:E: Not Again. Ever. edit: changed vote in later post. Deadly Ham Sandwich fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Jun 19, 2013 |
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Jun 19, 2013 03:42
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we're hallucinating people, the dad might be Ishmael and spearing him might kill him. I vote B
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E + K, wake up!
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E + H!
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drat, 120+ posts in a couple hours, missed the last one  (would have voted B, for the record; Og/Enkindel has gone beyond material concerns, in the moment he trucks with supernatural forces. He didn't believe the ground was going to kill him, he certainly doesn't believe he can't walk any further.)Anyway, I suppose I'll vote E here. Just E, don't know if we get multiple votes, but I dunno, quadruple E or whatever if we do. We've just been rejected by our old life, the hunger tried to devour us, and it terrified us beyond belief, but our descent was arrested, and a wall put between us and our beloved ocean. The Hunger was not slain, but it can no longer reach us, if we turn from it. Our father may represent the Hunger here, but we've felt its full force, and its representative pales in comparison; it can no longer frighten us, it has nothing to teach us, and it cannot reach us. The Hunger rejected us, shown that there is no coexistance, and in doing so has lost its hold upon us. Arrest its hand, prove to it, and to ourself, that we are beyond its reach.
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Diogines posted:OPTION K: Say nothing and be hit. We can take it. Enkidel has survived so much in a single day. He faced the hunger of Ashera as a mere mortal and was able to resist. Fish-dad can do nothing to us. Stabbing him draws no blood, so there is nothing we can do. All he can do is strike us or summon the lightning. We've survived the lightning, and all the smacks and punches ever brought were shame. We know, now, that El is stronger than Ashera. Even if Ashera is still our God, El seems to be our best bet in our present situation. Even if El declines us, we know we are strong. We are Enkidel, and our resolve knows no equal.
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Jun 19, 2013 04:28
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This is an important dream sequence. It is time to stand up. E
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Jun 19, 2013 04:33
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E Lucid dreams are awesome, if you can't be a total badass in a dream, what's the point?
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Jun 19, 2013 04:49
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E gently caress you, shark dad! It's time to stick up for ourselves. We're better than you.
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E Stop him, and introduce yourself. You're no longer Og, you are now Enkidel.
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