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Thread moves fast. I would have voted C, but since we've already decided to walk ourselves to death, we should push through and keep stepping until the bitter end. Fishdad is just a distraction to keep us from walking. Also, we really don't want to stab him and discover we've been attacking our friends while halucinating. Poor Enkidel will never get to nap 
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LLSix posted:Poor Enkidel will never get to nap That's the point. The only nap he's going to get from the hostile world around him is a dirt nap.
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Jun 19, 2013 20:59
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E And also K: Say, don't scream, "You are not my father. I am not your son."
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Jun 19, 2013 21:02
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 Stabby stabby!
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Jun 19, 2013 21:16
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Right in his stupid face.
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Jun 19, 2013 22:12
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E gently caress off.
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Jun 19, 2013 23:22
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SerSpook posted:
This seemed like a bad idea to me, but when you put it that way, it seems like the right way to go.
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Jun 19, 2013 23:39
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Expanding my vote to E and H
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Jun 20, 2013 00:11
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K, we don't deserve it, but say nothing and be hit.
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Jun 20, 2013 00:27
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Voting Option A, since it's what you've all wanted in the beginning when we were with our father, so why not give in to your physical abuse-boner.
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Next update tomorrow, sorry folks, no update tonight.
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Jun 20, 2013 02:31
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Take your time, Diog. We all know you feel like you can't walk another step. Get some rest.
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Jun 20, 2013 02:46
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You're no Og, Diogines.
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Jun 20, 2013 03:18
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Tsyni posted:You're no Og, Diogines. In fact, Diog is two Ogs.
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Jun 20, 2013 03:24
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Diogines posted:Next update tomorrow, sorry folks, no update tonight. ...jerk
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Jun 20, 2013 03:24
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Come on, look at this. Jorah is straight up embodying the best fishy defense god we know of. Absolutely D.
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Jun 20, 2013 04:40
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Jun 20, 2013 06:40
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Your father yells and raises his hand to strike you again. He leans back and swooshes his hand towards you. Each of your hands now has six fingers, which is not at all odd. As your father's hand is about to strike your face, you grab it in your left hand. Time does not seem to only be moving at one pace. You hear Jalitha yell "Seaweeeed cakes! Come on Sweetling!" You turn your head towards the village and see your little brother Danal at the edge, waving to you with a happy smile, he is of course dressed like all of the men of your village, wearing only a loincloth and his skin is as dark as yours, which is lighter than everyone else's in the village, besides Jalitha. "YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!" you yell as loud as you can. The waves on the beach suddenly go flat. Your father's shark face seems to be a mix of shock, confusion and outrage. "But I am HUNGRY!" he yells as he reaches out with his shark head and latches onto your left hand at the wrist with his teeth, tearing it and his own hand off with a spray of blood. The whales flying high above you let out a sad song and fly away. You can smell the blood, but there is no pain. (Pick One) OPTION A: The hell there isn't! HE BIT MY HAND OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! That hurt! Fall down screaming in agony! OPTION B: Run for your life down the beach. OPTION C: Dive into the surf and swim to your uncle, whose shape is still a giant lobster. He is still fishing. OPTION D: You still have the odd spear in your right hand, spear the sharkman. OPTION E: You smell blood and you are HUNGRY! Fall upon the sharkman with your other hand, fury, hunger and teeth. You will wrestle with him and try to eat him. He is a sharkman and you are an eleven year old child. Do either of these points matter? OPTION F: Bite HIS other hand off! OPTION G: He is nothing to you. He can't hurt you anymore. Just... just walk away into the forest. OPTION H: Shoot lightning at him out of your bloody stump. OPTION I: Oh boy! Seaweed cakes! You better go get some before Danal eats them all again! OPTION J: Say something to Shushem. What do you say? OPTION K: Reach into his mouth and get your hand back! OPTION L: Wait... this... what-? OPTION M: Something else. Fill in.
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Jun 20, 2013 16:19
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Get out
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Jun 20, 2013 16:21
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 If it didn't hurt, then there's no reason to stop holding that gait.
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Jun 20, 2013 16:44
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et a move on little doggie.
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Jun 20, 2013 16:46
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D He can't hurt us anymore, but there are others who have not yet escaped him. Kill shark-dad.
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Jun 20, 2013 16:55
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K. He has our hand, we need to get it back. Dream logic.
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Jun 20, 2013 16:57
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DIE SHARKFUCKER!
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Jun 20, 2013 16:57
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D and M. Plunge the spear into Sharkdads heart, and proclaim "You are not my father. I am the child of El, and you have no hold over me!" Also do this calmly and with no malice in our heart. Time to let go of the self devouring past and move on.
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Jun 20, 2013 17:00
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K That is my hand, give it back. You are a sharkman, it doesn't even fit.
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Jun 20, 2013 17:00
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D You're a scared kid who's new to the ways of this outside world. Your hand was just bitten off. The only conscionable course of action is to stab the motherfucker.
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Jun 20, 2013 17:05
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Bremma posted:K That is my hand, give it back. You are a sharkman, it doesn't even fit. This. A thousand times this. clarityedit: K
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Jun 20, 2013 17:07
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A child arrived just the other day, He came to the world in the usual way. But there were fish to catch, and gods to pray. He learned to walk while I was away. And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew, He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad. You know I'm gonna be like you." And the snails on the seashore that you picked for me, Little boy Og and the god in the sea. "Why you beating me?" "Son I do know well, cause I'm an empty shell. Just know that I will beat you well." I've long since departed and my son's moved away. I dreamed him up just the other day. "I'd like to eat you if you don't mind." He said, "Well gently caress you, dad, I just don't have the time. You see, my new job's a hassle, and this kid's got the flu, But it's sure nice talking to you, dad. It's been sure nice talking to you." And as I hung up the dream, it occurred to me, He'd grown up selfless, he - My boy was not like me.
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Jun 20, 2013 17:10
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We are better than him now.
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Ego Trip posted:
Voting for this. Hold the gait.
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Jun 20, 2013 17:17
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Jun 20, 2013 17:18
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Ow, my symbolism hurts!
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Jun 20, 2013 17:23
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Hold the Gait!
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Jun 20, 2013 17:37
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Jun 20, 2013 17:37
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C: The giant lobster has saved people from being eaten before and he will do it again. This is the safest option and i'm starting to think that this dream stuff has consequences.
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Jun 20, 2013 17:37
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C: Swim. Swim for freedom! Come on, we loving love to swim.
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