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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



I knew it was fast beforehand, but MAN that thing is fast.

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mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
That's... fast. But how much was paved between now and when the previous record was set?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMN4zaclgrg
Pew pew pew!

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.

mobby_6kl posted:

That's... fast. But how much was paved between now and when the previous record was set?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMN4zaclgrg
Pew pew pew!

Previous record was set last year. The whole things has been paved for 2-3 years now.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Last year was the first fully paved year. Second place this year ran a 9:03. Loeb was extremely fast regardless of the circumstances.

Brigdh
Nov 23, 2007

That's not an oil leak. That's the automatic oil change and chassis protection feature.

VikingSkull posted:

Last year was the first fully paved year. Second place this year ran a 9:03. Loeb was extremely fast regardless of the circumstances.

Oh yeah, that's right. The paving finished just after the 2011 race.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
It's impressive, but did anyone else find the commentators really grating?

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Yes. Mostly because I don't think either one of them finished a sentence the entire time instead of just abruptly switching mid-stream to half of another sentence, which made things yes carl, it sure looks like he's going to be setting a second driver is preparing to start!

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The coverage was terrible, I watched a few hours of it. Not that bad considering it was a webcast and not some professional work.

Also Redbull is a loving nasty drink but I'm forever thankful for the things they've done for motorsport. I don't think there's ever been a sponsor that gets it quite like they do.

Maybe Marlboro.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
This is some pretty sweet 50's drag racing footage. Plenty of sitting-on-top-of-the-diff action!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DaJJ1JiNBQ

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

VikingSkull posted:

The coverage was terrible, I watched a few hours of it. Not that bad considering it was a webcast and not some professional work.

Also Redbull is a loving nasty drink but I'm forever thankful for the things they've done for motorsport. I don't think there's ever been a sponsor that gets it quite like they do.

Maybe Marlboro.

Agreed, I can't stand redbull or monster but they sponsor people so... cool!

Monster stickers on a non-pro vehicle are also a great warning flag that the driver/owner is a total retard.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

VikingSkull posted:

The coverage was terrible, I watched a few hours of it. Not that bad considering it was a webcast and not some professional work.

Also Redbull is a loving nasty drink but I'm forever thankful for the things they've done for motorsport. I don't think there's ever been a sponsor that gets it quite like they do.

Maybe Marlboro.

Absolutely. The attention they (and Monster) have brought to off-kilter sports is a wonderful thing.

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
More 70's drag racing to interrupt Pike's Peak Chat:

https://vimeo.com/25680255

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
These are cool. Very cool.

https://vimeo.com/67661950

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


VikingSkull posted:

Also Redbull is a loving nasty drink but I'm forever thankful for the things they've done for motorsport. I don't think there's ever been a sponsor that gets it quite like they do.

I love that they sponsor all kinds of cool poo poo, but I hate that they're apparently such arrogant stuck-up cunts, the whole lot of them.

They showcased their F1 car at the annual Copenhagen Historic Grand Prix last year, which was a blast. But they also demanded 100% exclusive access to the best stands, not even our own security guards (nor even the VIP security guards, who guard HRH Prince Joachim etc.) were allowed to enter the closed-off private compound they set up. They didn't mingle with anyone, they didn't acknowledge anyone else's work but their own and they had a stand where they sold $50 Red Bull basketball caps. All they did was bitch about the track, bitch about if anything wasn't going fast enough for them. They basically tried to run the show as if they were the main event, when in fact that had less than 30 minutes of actual action for the whole weekend.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Ukrainian crash test!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRObzowu_9E :pwn:

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

More Vimeo awesomeness...with the NSX:
http://vimeo.com/13412780


And a Mustang with a CanAm motor:
http://vimeo.com/54510052

angryhampster fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Jul 1, 2013

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

KozmoNaut posted:

I love that they sponsor all kinds of cool poo poo, but I hate that they're apparently such arrogant stuck-up cunts, the whole lot of them.
I can forgive them a hell of a lot simply for signing Danny MacAskill.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004


The on-board is so much better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EsRyhxa5Tg

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
Loeb's in-car is up:

http://www.redbull.com/en/motorsports/stories/1331598982312/video-loeb-pikes-peak-record

EFB.

8 cars under 10 min this year.

Here's monster tajima:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LRFPo6pymY

jamal fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jul 1, 2013

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Ick. You think they could at least create a good video, but no apparently they have a camera on his chest, and it's important to randomly look through it.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Measly Twerp posted:

Ick. You think they could at least create a good video, but no apparently they have a camera on his chest, and it's important to randomly look through it.
I didn't think it was that bad honestly and they only used that chest-cam like once or twice the entire run.

Watching the video is just insane for how goddamned quick that thing accelerates. It's a goddamned bullet out of every corner.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

Measly Twerp posted:

Ick. You think they could at least create a good video, but no apparently they have a camera on his chest, and it's important to randomly look through it.

Well to be fair they threw that together in a couple of hours. I expect something better will come out later this week.

McSpatula
Aug 5, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZ5J3GLSYI

This should hold a few people over till redbull or whoever releases their awesome footage. :getin:

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡
Air noise...air noise...tires...OHHHH poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ThTeKdgR0

zinc68
Apr 26, 2010
Moto vs Car Drift battle: 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoiVtXtS444

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

CarForumPoster posted:

Air noise...air noise...tires...OHHHH poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ThTeKdgR0


His crash alarm works.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
So I took my family to the local(ish) karting track.

Bad things happened.

If you see gloves, that's me. Being a regular to the track, I lapped the entire field. Which was fun. Everyone talked a big game, but it was interesting to see everyone's skill levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mEGiethFs

Indecision1991
Sep 13, 2012

Ziploc posted:

So I took my family to the local(ish) karting track.

Bad things happened.

If you see gloves, that's me. Being a regular to the track, I lapped the entire field. Which was fun. Everyone talked a big game, but it was interesting to see everyone's skill levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mEGiethFs

A lot of aggressive drivers lol, had that been my family there would have been some curse words thrown in as well. Seems like a good time.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Ziploc posted:

So I took my family to the local(ish) karting track.

Bad things happened.

If you see gloves, that's me. Being a regular to the track, I lapped the entire field. Which was fun. Everyone talked a big game, but it was interesting to see everyone's skill levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mEGiethFs
Sweet jesus it's like driving in an online pubbie game on any racing game ever. People using other cars to slow down/turn in and general poo poo driving.

Hilarious in the end that you simply lapped them all.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


This is totally stupid but it worked for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mA7BbliyL8

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Ziploc posted:

So I took my family to the local(ish) karting track.

Bad things happened.

If you see gloves, that's me. Being a regular to the track, I lapped the entire field. Which was fun. Everyone talked a big game, but it was interesting to see everyone's skill levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mEGiethFs

The worst thing about driving with people who have never raced before is their loving line. You try to be nice and pass way off line, but oh hey they're driving on the outside for no reason.

It's funny in hindsight, but it's dodgy as poo poo unless if you have a poo poo load of momentum.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
My dad almost got in a fistfight because of that when I was younger. They somehow decided to let a five or six year old girl drive solo on a track that had two seater karts and she was all over the place. I was about fourteen, and quite a few people were held up behind her. Well, after five or six laps she went really, really wide, so I cut the apex to pass. Bad move. She cut all the way across the track to crash off my nose and spin pretty violently. Cue a tear waterfall, and her father hunting me down after the race. My dad was about to break his face until a few other people stepped in to back up my side of things and their family was thrown off the property.

Analogue Kid
Jan 4, 2013

Reminds me of a go-kart situation in my early teens where I head-on collided with another racer and forgot how it happened, giving one girl the finger because I thought it was her fault. Realized it was somebody else after the race and felt like poo poo, never did have the chance to apologize.

Aurune
Jun 17, 2006

Ziploc posted:

So I took my family to the local(ish) karting track.

Bad things happened.

If you see gloves, that's me. Being a regular to the track, I lapped the entire field. Which was fun. Everyone talked a big game, but it was interesting to see everyone's skill levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0mEGiethFs

Karting can be a crap shoot. When you're new at it, showing up and racing with just anyone is pretty easy. You're off line, they're off line. Everyone is spinning. No big deal. After a while it starts to look like this and you stop having fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFa7fEiUUBw

So, you end up showing up at league nights and realizing your slow as hell. Then a couple of months later, you look back at your videos and realize, drat, I was really slow.

Keep at it, you'll get better.

Edit: The poor girl in kart 5 was pretty much scared senseless and had no clue was going on around her. She sadly was not the slowest driver I've ever seen. One time there was a girl who would release the brake pedal, the kart would idle forward, she'd scream and hit the brakes and come to a complete stop. She was lapping above the 2 minute mark.

Aurune fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Jul 3, 2013

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Thanks guys now with my long weeking I'm gonna have to go to K1 speed and spend too much money. THANKS ALOT.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I miss the old place in north Jersey I used to go to, Speedway 17, near Paramus. It was like a 1/10 mile smooth concrete oval, indoor, and the karts were quarter midgets running on propane. They'd put baby powder down on the turns so it was pretty much a clean dirt track. That place was so badass. Sadly they changed it to a more traditional kart road race setup, and it's not nearly as cool as it was.

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat

Aurune posted:

Karting can be a crap shoot. When you're new at it, showing up and racing with just anyone is pretty easy. You're off line, they're off line. Everyone is spinning. No big deal. After a while it starts to look like this and you stop having fun.

Honestly, if you're the kind of person that brings 'racing' gloves to ride karts made for moms and kids, you deserve a bad time.

e: Not so much because you're a terrible person or anything, but mostly because you're in the wrong place.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
I hope that wasn't directed at me. Those were motorcycle gloves I use when I go karting with racing buddies. We do a few 300 lap enduros a year for kicks. Gloves are nice.

I had a blast, my family had a blast. It was all hilarious fun. The nice thing about such slow family members was that I was passing ALL THE TIME. I nearly lapped the field twice.

I highly recommend karting with family. It's hilarious.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Pretty Cool Name posted:

Honestly, if you're the kind of person that brings 'racing' gloves to ride karts made for moms and kids, you deserve a bad time.

e: Not so much because you're a terrible person or anything, but mostly because you're in the wrong place.

Karts made for moms and kids?

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

VikingSkull posted:

I miss the old place in north Jersey I used to go to, Speedway 17, near Paramus. It was like a 1/10 mile smooth concrete oval, indoor, and the karts were quarter midgets running on propane. They'd put baby powder down on the turns so it was pretty much a clean dirt track. That place was so badass. Sadly they changed it to a more traditional kart road race setup, and it's not nearly as cool as it was.

Did that place also have an indoor paintball range? If so I did the paintball thing, but never the karts.

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