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This one's always been my favorite, I have a drink in one hand, a bowl of chips in the other, I want some chips out of that fuckin bowl. Yeah I'm about 35 and no experiences from my life or what my parents taught me or poo poo, anything from my schooling prepared me for what to do here. I hope I don't lose my balance sitting on this couch! What's this one even for? A vacuum or tv trays or something? Vin BioEthanol fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Jul 4, 2013 |
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The woman throwing an iron in the dryer is the one I for the life of me can't get. Is that something even a stupid person would do?
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Jul 4, 2013 18:05
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bobjr posted:The woman throwing an iron in the dryer is the one I for the life of me can't get. Is that something even a stupid person would do? I think its for getting clothes that are like they're ironed but out of the dryer or something.
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Jul 4, 2013 18:08
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muscles like this? posted:I think its for getting clothes that are like they're ironed but out of the dryer or something. I've always just tossed dress shirts in with a damp towel or whatever and pulled them out after 15 minutes and let them hang dry. Not as wrinkle free as a real iron, but decent.
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Jul 4, 2013 18:20
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Wagonburner posted:This one's always been my favorite, I have a drink in one hand, a bowl of chips in the other, I want some chips out of that fuckin bowl. Yeah I'm about 35 and no experiences from my life or what my parents taught me or poo poo, anything from my schooling prepared me for what to do here. I hope I don't lose my balance sitting on this couch! I'm guessing TV trays since he has a remote in his hand.
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Jul 4, 2013 18:23
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Wagonburner posted:This one's always been my favorite, I have a drink in one hand, a bowl of chips in the other, I want some chips out of that fuckin bowl. Yeah I'm about 35 and no experiences from my life or what my parents taught me. The Xbox one.
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Jul 4, 2013 19:08
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Capn Beeb posted:
gently caress, this is like Valhalla for me. Bring it on!
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Jul 4, 2013 20:16
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What the gently caress And I've always loved this one since the Mom doesn't actually spill any soda. 
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Jul 4, 2013 20:21
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What I love about the second one is the rest of the family having fun but the kid on the right just has a stone cold poker face.
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Jul 4, 2013 20:38
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That kitchen seems to get around. It's in like 3 or 4 of the spots.
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Jul 4, 2013 20:49
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The plastic wrap one is pretty accurate to about 95% of everyone's uses of the material though.
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Jul 4, 2013 22:42
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I find it a bit strange that no one is paying any attention to the lady trying to eat dinner with a flashlight braced by her neck and shoulder.
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Jul 4, 2013 22:50
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Is there a Youtube video of all these moments?
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Jul 5, 2013 01:00
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bobjr posted:What I love about the second one is the rest of the family having fun but the kid on the right just has a stone cold poker face. "How do I get out of this chickenshit commercial outfit  "
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Jul 5, 2013 01:24
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You know I never before noticed just how many cheetos that old guy in the recliner has, that's more than a bag of cheetos I'm sure and he was going to eat all of that in one god drat sitting, your clumsy self was doing you a favour by knocking that bowl over.
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Jul 5, 2013 01:27
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piratepilates posted:I find it a bit strange that no one is paying any attention to the lady trying to eat dinner with a flashlight braced by her neck and shoulder. She was eating dinner? I thought she was like fixing a clock or something.
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Jul 5, 2013 02:03
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RMZXAnarchy posted:She was eating dinner? I thought she was like fixing a clock or something. Now see I got a little worried when you said that because that would make a ton of sense but I went back and watched it again and there's a wine glass, a pitcher full of salad or something, and she seems to be using a knife and fork. Also the dude next to her seems to be looking right at her and talking to her completely ignoring what the gently caress is going on.
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Jul 5, 2013 02:14
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdWamU0hF0g
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Jul 5, 2013 02:39
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piratepilates posted:Now see I got a little worried when you said that because that would make a ton of sense but I went back and watched it again and there's a wine glass, a pitcher full of salad or something, and she seems to be using a knife and fork. I guess the image wasn't that great so it was hard to tell what she was doing. Hell I never even saw the other person. I mean is it that hard to eat in the dark?
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Jul 5, 2013 02:51
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Shut it down, SHUT IT DOWN SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING, this isn't a world I want to live in.
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Jul 5, 2013 02:53
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100,000 hours is over 11 years.
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Jul 5, 2013 03:11
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Nerdfest X posted:100,000 hours is over 11 years. Hey, those ten-year blackouts are a bitch. You want to look ill-prepared in front of your neighbors?
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Jul 5, 2013 03:31
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The Tao Jones posted:Hey, those ten-year blackouts are a bitch. You want to look ill-prepared in front of your neighbors? The thing is it's the LEDs that will last ten years. You still have to change out the batteries which will conk out after about 30 to 50 hours.
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Jul 5, 2013 03:39
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I'm guessing that's its bulb life, because its an LED array and its going to have a mechanical fault way before the bulbs fail.
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Jul 5, 2013 03:41
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But did you see that it's made of Genuine Metal? Metal!!! That's way better than those other lanterns, which are made of...well, I don't know exactly, but it isn't Genuine Metal!
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Jul 5, 2013 04:29
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Young Freud posted:Is there a Youtube video of all these moments? There is this, a tribute to doing it wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08xQLGWTSag
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Jul 5, 2013 04:35
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Sagebrush posted:But did you see that it's made of Genuine Metal? Metal!!! That's way better than those other lanterns, which are made of...well, I don't know exactly, but it isn't Genuine Metal! VINTAGE STYLE ANTIQUE DOME 
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Jul 5, 2013 04:55
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What commercial had this guy trying to carry a bucket of cleaning supplies and a hose to his car and just flailing maniacally?
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Jul 5, 2013 05:01
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Who the gently caress brings a lantern out on a walk with the dog?
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Jul 5, 2013 07:03
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piratepilates posted:You know I never before noticed just how many cheetos that old guy in the recliner has, that's more than a bag of cheetos I'm sure and he was going to eat all of that in one god drat sitting, your clumsy self was doing you a favour by knocking that bowl over. I thought it was spaghetti at first. It was funnier that way, to be honest.
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Jul 5, 2013 07:07
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Noirex posted:Who the gently caress brings a lantern out on a walk with the dog? A Paul Revere cosplayer.
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Jul 5, 2013 07:13
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So, uh, here's a thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI
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Jul 5, 2013 07:16
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Oh my goodness gracious. That certainly is a thing. Piss Club gonna stink up your bag if not sealed correctly afterwards, fella.
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Jul 5, 2013 07:22
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kittenmittons posted:I thought it was spaghetti at first. It was funnier that way, to be honest. In Infomercialand, it's not uncommon to snack on large bowls of cooked pasta.
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Jul 5, 2013 07:23
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Also that reservoir looks pretty small. Seems like it'll hold one or two sessions at most, and if I know old people, they can't go thirty minutes without peeing.
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Jul 5, 2013 07:25
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And what the hell is he supposed to do with that? Wait until he's in the parking lot outside of the course and then dump it on the asphalt? Take it home and dump the pee in his toilet? Unscrew the lid and splash it on his golfing buddies as a cruel rib? "What are you doing over there, George?" "Oh nothing, Tom. Just disposing of my HOT PISS FROTH."
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Jul 5, 2013 07:29
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Wouldn't standing by the bushing and shaking at the end give it away anyway? Also could they have picked a more unfitting voice for the guy at the beginning?
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Jul 5, 2013 07:43
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bobjr posted:Wouldn't standing by the bushing and shaking at the end give it away anyway? Only a matter of time before the makers of the UroClub make the Butt Putt, a putter designed to hold a person's messy, spontaneous Crohn's Disease dumps. It makes you look like you're crouching down to get a lay of the green, but in reality, it's just a facade for expelling turds.
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Man, who wouldn't want a fake golf club that lets you stand on the fairway, a green towel and a plastic tube all that's shielding your junk from prying eyes, feeling your hot piss slowly work its way up the handle, before capping it off and putting it away. Everyone will look at you for taking so long to line up your shot, but as you sheath your rods, you let them know with a wink and a nod that you were, in fact, taking a nice long piss right in front of them.
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"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you put down that club, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the golf cart, aghast. "You got a urine reservoir in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
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