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B. Nobody can outcurse the madgod. You pulsating cuntblubber you!!
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Jul 4, 2013 16:38
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Deep down inside of you, a rage clicks. Feelings of anger, hatred swells up inside of you. You don't have to take this, you are a human being! Why should someone try and kidnap you for having real life obligations? Restrained, you lash out at your kidnapper with the only opening available: Your mouth. YOU COCKSUCKING RATFUCKING SON OF A BITCH! I HOPE YOUR rear end GETS POUNDED BY DISEASED ELEPHANT DICKS and so on and so forth. You make many mentions of how the person's father sexual liasons various animals and inanimate objects came to born the person and his family, along with various, explicit descriptions of what you'd do to the person if you weren't restrained. You leave no stone undisturbed. Your mother would slap you repeatedly right now if she heard what you were saying. Your fines to the FCC would eradicated the debt of the United States. The person stands there for the entire 20 minute tirade, not saying a word, and not moving an inch. Once you finish and are panting from the exertion, the person comes close to you and stares into your eyes. "YOU HAVE THE HUNGER AGAIN. GOOD. NOW PUT IT TO USE!" As you start to ponder the words, you notice the pliers in his right hand racing towards your head and Darkness. Darkness for quite a bit. After a little bit longer, more darkness. You finally notice the light hitting your eyes. You immediately remember what happened to you moments ago and start flailing, trying to free yourself. You are so violent in your movements you fall off your bed, tangled in your bedsheets.
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Jul 4, 2013 18:47
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Update in a few hours. Edit: Tomorrow >< Diogines fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jul 5, 2013 |
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Jul 4, 2013 21:21
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Diogines posted:Update in a few hours. HiHo ChiRho posted:Five drips. It starts to come back to you - Yes, yesterday was the fourth of July, or at least the last thing you remember doing. You were having a great holiday celebrating it as you normally were and went to bed as usual. A thought of forgetting something lingers in the back of your head, but you push it aside as you have other things to worry about. I smell a prophecy being fulfilled~~
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Jul 5, 2013 04:14
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Guys, I was kidding. Release Diog! 
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Jul 5, 2013 18:57
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Too late. He is with Denziroh now
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Jul 5, 2013 20:20
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I reach for a carrot
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Jul 5, 2013 22:48
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One more day >< I am sorry people.
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Jul 6, 2013 03:04
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So what's her name Dio?
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Jul 6, 2013 03:19
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Schizotek posted:So what's her name Dio? ....Raul. I've been dealing with some new and very confusing emotions.
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Jul 6, 2013 03:27
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Huh, I figured it would be Denny Zero.
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Jul 6, 2013 05:20
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Diogines posted:....Raul. I've been dealing with some new and very confusing emotions. Dr. 14 Inch Dick, MD did it better. 
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Jul 6, 2013 05:41
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Diogines posted:....Raul. I've been dealing with some new and very confusing emotions. So whats his name then?
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Jul 6, 2013 20:40
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Gotta give it to the dude who spawned the god of hedonism, he's got a talent.
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quote:20:46 Diog Hi. I appreciate your patience and am sorry for the holdup.
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Jul 8, 2013 01:51
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Diogines posted:I appreciate your patience and am sorry for the holdup. You have all of my sympathy. I completely know how it feels. :[
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Jul 8, 2013 02:28
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Yeah take your time. Don't forget you can always burn down your office.
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Jul 8, 2013 04:09
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Aw man, I was hoping for an update as I sneak time on free wifi away from the barracks. Well, the CYOA will keep.
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Jul 9, 2013 01:37
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Diogines posted:I appreciate your patience and am sorry for the holdup. Been there man. Keep holding up, it'll get better eventually.
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Jul 9, 2013 21:12
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Jul 11, 2013 10:26
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the_steve posted:Hold the gate Hold the gate!
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Jul 11, 2013 13:11
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Hold the mayo!
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Jul 11, 2013 13:12
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Hold the mayo! What else is on it?
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Jul 11, 2013 14:45
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Godbaby crushed into a jam.
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Jul 11, 2013 14:56
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Then yeah, no mayo.
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Jul 11, 2013 15:49
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Godbaby crushed into a jam. I think you mean aioli.
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ShotgunWillie posted:Hold the gate! Hold the gate!
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Jul 13, 2013 03:25
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Theparker posted:Hold the gate! Maybe this is the problem! Stop holding the gate.
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Jul 13, 2013 15:31
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Ego Trip posted:Maybe this is the problem! Sacrifice Ego Trip to Horus and continue holding the gate!
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Jul 13, 2013 18:48
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Sojenus wherever you are try to continue falling! Maybe that will help?
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Soylent Pudding posted:Sojenus wherever you are try to continue falling! Maybe that will help? Let's just avoid getting Basscop involved.
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Jul 13, 2013 20:35
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What if we started Basscop falling?
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Jul 13, 2013 21:27
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Theglavwen posted:What if we started Basscop falling? The multiverse would implode...? ...Please don't. I like the multiverse. 'Tis where my stuff is.
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Jul 13, 2013 21:34
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Guys i've got a plan. Get on irc E: gently caress...
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Jul 14, 2013 00:32
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Go back to your human wife, you silly fish, you. Give us more fish art!
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Jul 16, 2013 06:32
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So, when do we just call it? 
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Jul 16, 2013 15:28
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EVG posted:So, when do we just call it? Not for awhile. Give Dio time, he shall return. In the meantime reach for a carrot!
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Yeh, it's not as if it requires a great deal of us to wait while he has a chance to navigate the demands of his life.
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