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This one is pretty after all that hospital stuff. There's hope yet!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 00:56 |
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But maybe he's dead and that's his dying dream.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 00:59 |
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Then that means there'll be no more drawings. And we all lived happily ever after. e: VVVVVVVV Dammit. dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 01:05 on Jul 9, 2013 |
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MeccaPrime posted:This one is pretty after all that hospital stuff. There's hope yet! Yeah, I'm glad he's finally drawing relatively normal things. Let's take a look at his latest uploads-- quote:Hey everyone, Just a quick Picture I wanted to draw here. In this picture I am very sick and in the Hospital and my Homestuck Fantroll Handia is the doctor. To treat my illness I have Crystal IV in my neck and hand which are causing my Hands to grow large as a permanent Side effect which you can see in the drawing. And Handia also had this treatment before which you can see becaue of her nice, long Hands but now she is cured, Well I am too sick to eat in the Hospital here so i have a Nasogastric tube that goes from my nose into my stomache, And Handia is using the syringe to delever food to my stomach so that I don't get sicker and I am crying because the Tube hurts and it feels uncomfortble and because Im embarrased, Well I hope you enjoy this new pic i did or think its an interesting Plot idea.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 01:02 |
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These are his hosed up ways of coping with his crush's deteriorating condition, right? His boyfriend must be in a world of hurt if they had to get intrajugular access for something and put a feeding tube.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 01:15 |
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A little something from the front page that isn't horrifying- and another little something that isn't too bad either. If you don't get it:Pokemon added a new "fairy" type which is good against dragons.
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Barack HUSSEIN posted:These are his hosed up ways of coping with his crush's deteriorating condition, right? His boyfriend must be in a world of hurt if they had to get intrajugular access for something and put a feeding tube. It's actually quite sad, I think. Ok guys, Another Idea I've been having for a while. The plot to this picture is I got sick and had to go into the Hospital. It turned out, that the treatment for my illness is to touch this very large, green crystal with my hands. But I am afraid to touch it because I know a side efect is it will make my small hands grow very large. So I am crying a lot, and I feel very sad and scared that I will have to touch this Crystal. But, my best freind Roger is here and he is putting his arm around my shoulder to comfort me so I wont be scared to touch the crystal. You can see that Rogers hands are large but this is not because he touched the crystal, It is because he has a condition called Marfan Syndrome which is a genetic condition that effects his bones. I have more info about this in the other pictures in my gallery. But he is my best friend and giving me some Comfort in this time. Sure, the guy's art is pretty absurd, but it's clear he does care about this Roger. As much as it is terribly creepy, the guy is trying to express some affection for a sick person, and probably doesn't know any other way. So you can, I think, feel bad for the kid when it turns out... OK guys, I thought Id put up a drawing that was different from the ones I usually do. Some of you might know that im Asexual, so i decided to make this picture to show my Asexual Pride with my other friends who are also asexual. The Asexual pride flag is in the background, as you can see I am standing in the middle, maybe you might not be familiar with my friends So i will tell you about them: The Anthro Fox is Derek who is a very good friend of mine, He is a babyfur as well as asexual so you can see him with his diapers and bib here. If you are wondering what the flag is on his bib, Well it is the flag of Hungary which is where his parents are from.. He is very proud of being from Hungary so I wanted to include this in the drawing, Derek of course is Asexual and its just to show that many kinds of people can be asexual, even more than you think. And its not bad to be asexual at all. Yeah, babyfur. Note the slightly yellow stain on the bottom of the furry's diaper
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 03:00 |
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The thing creeping me out now is that he doesn't draw his own eyes. It just seems slightly ominous when the other people with glasses have eyes, but not him.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 03:54 |
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Roger has some seriously impressive tight jeans there. VelveetaAvenger posted:The thing creeping me out now is that he doesn't draw his own eyes. It just seems slightly ominous when the other people with glasses have eyes, but not him. Oh, wow, I noticed something wasn't quite right (besides everything) but couldn't put my finger on what it was. edit: Okay, so his shirt also has the drawing of the crystal on it, and his handle has the word crystal in it, yet every time his drawn self is made to touch the crystal he's terrified by it. Is it a fear/respect type of obsession? Like worshipping a vengeful ancient South American god?
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VelveetaAvenger posted:The thing creeping me out now is that he doesn't draw his own eyes. It just seems slightly ominous when the other people with glasses have eyes, but not him. I'm relatively new to this thread but this jumped right out at me. It is super creepy.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 04:18 |
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Okay, I just can't look at any more of those. There is just something so goddamn unsettling about it.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 04:42 |
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J. Alfred Prufrock posted:Yeah, babyfur. Note the slightly yellow stain on the bottom of the furry's diaper There's also apparently nothing sexual about the diaper wearing furry, cause, you know, he's asexual, so it's obviously not something the guy jerks it to at all... Seriously, how can you be asexual and have a drat fursona? Has the Internet gone so insane that you have furries that aren't fetishists?
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 07:13 |
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bobtheconqueror posted:There's also apparently nothing sexual about the diaper wearing furry, cause, you know, he's asexual, so it's obviously not something the guy jerks it to at all... Seriously, how can you be asexual and have a drat fursona? Has the Internet gone so insane that you have furries that aren't fetishists? By the internet definition of asexuality, someone who doesn't really want to have sex with other people/isn't sexually attracted to other people/doesn't have sex with other people/has sex with other people but doesn't care about it is asexual.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 07:20 |
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bobtheconqueror posted:There's also apparently nothing sexual about the diaper wearing furry, cause, you know, he's asexual, so it's obviously not something the guy jerks it to at all... Seriously, how can you be asexual and have a drat fursona? Has the Internet gone so insane that you have furries that aren't fetishists? I don't know I'm told that asexuals can have a sex drive they just don't want to have sex with other people which is why tumblr asexuals are into Sherlock asexual furry cuddle porn. Seems hosed up to me but what do I know I'm just a normal sexual.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 07:27 |
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platedlizard posted:Sherlock asexual furry cuddle porn. Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle! (As a primer for those not versed in terrible fanfiction: trait!character just means a version of that character with that trait. As for what alpha/beta/omega mean in this context, I'll quote the F Plus document I stole these prompts from: "At some point, Supernatural fanfic writers created the ‘Omegaverse’, an alternate universe that exists entirely to facilitate a particular genre of porn. The basic premise is that the population of the world is divided into ‘Alphas’ (guys who have dog cocks), ‘Omegas’ (guys who have self-lubricating asseholes, go into heat, and get pregnant), and in some cases, ‘Betas’ (guys who don’t have any of these qualities or who have some combination from both categories).") quote:Asexual!virgin!Sherlock is a beta and quite happy with that, seeing how alphas and omegas seem perpetually preoccupied with breeding and bonding. Omega!John has never shown any sexual interest in Sherlock whatsoever. quote:Any universe in which human males can go into heat (werewolves? Omega? I don't really care.) Sherlock belongs to the portion of the population who can go into heat, but still identifies as asexual. quote:Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John are bonded, but not mated due to Sherlock's asexuality. They handle John's heats with toys and lots of cuddling. You can have your dog cock and [REDACTED] it too e: v Indeed, and this is only from the small Asexual Dog Cocks and M-Preg part of the podcast! So much fun(?) to be had!! Djeser has a new favorite as of 07:50 on Jul 9, 2013 |
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Djeser posted:Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle! And here's the link to the fplus podcast in question. edit: ^ can't read - anyhow, linked. canis minor has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Jul 9, 2013 |
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What's with Crystal Man's weird preoccupation with crystals? Like...though I find the drawings to be extremely unsettling and more than a little disrespectful to people with chronic illnesses, I guess I can see how a guy with a mental disorder whose best friend is dying could use these drawings as some kind of coping mechanism. The intense focus on the details of medical terminology (how many average people do you think know the difference between an IV and a central line?) and repeated "thought I'd try something different" but constant repetition of basically the same drawing definitely points to some kind of compulsive disorder or autism or something. But why is he always getting injected full of crystals instead of, you know, drugs or something? That part just comes out of nowhere.
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Sagebrush posted:What's with Crystal Man's weird preoccupation with crystals? Like...though I find the drawings to be extremely unsettling and more than a little disrespectful to people with chronic illnesses, I guess I can see how a guy with a mental disorder whose best friend is dying could use these drawings as some kind of coping mechanism. The intense focus on the details of medical terminology (how many average people do you think know the difference between an IV and a central line?) and repeated "thought I'd try something different" but constant repetition of basically the same drawing definitely points to some kind of compulsive disorder or autism or something. If it were crystalmeth instead, then it would have been marginally more normal. It wouldn't change how weird his hands fetish is, but still.
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Djeser posted:As a primer for those not versed in terrible fanfiction: trait!character just means a version of that character with that trait. As for what alpha/beta/omega mean in this context, I'll quote the F Plus document I stole these prompts from: "At some point, Supernatural fanfic writers created the Omegaverse, an alternate universe that exists entirely to facilitate a particular genre of porn. The basic premise is that the population of the world is divided into Alphas (guys who have dog cocks), Omegas (guys who have self-lubricating asseholes, go into heat, and get pregnant), and in some cases, Betas (guys who dont have any of these qualities or who have some combination from both categories).") This is homoerotica for people who don't like homoerotica. What is happening.
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The Worst Unicorn posted:This is homoerotica for people who don't like homoerotica. What is happening. The internet happened. content: It's only weird if you look at the initials.
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platedlizard posted:The internet happened. New England Patriots' Tight End Aaron Hernandez? Barf. Although it's sort of weird that an NFL player would be such an avid LOTR fan.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:New England Patriots' Tight End Aaron Hernandez? Barf. Although it's sort of weird that an NFL player would be such an avid LOTR fan. Umm this is clearly a picture by Audrey Hepburn about underrated cult classic Wizards.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 09:30 |
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platedlizard posted:The internet happened. I had no idea Anthony Hopkins is a Furry.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 09:55 |
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platedlizard posted:The internet happened. Gee whiz I didn't know Hitler was an artist!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 10:24 |
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platedlizard posted:The internet happened. Andrew Hussie really lost his direction in life after Homestuck ended.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 10:39 |
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The authorship of those paintings has never been independently confirmed, but it doesn't appear to have been widely disputed, either. They are from the right time period, anyway. There were three others made, two of other Dwarfs and one of Pinocchio. More information. If you wish to mock a fan artist whose work you don't like, you can now credibly call them worse than Hitler.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 10:48 |
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The Worst Unicorn posted:This is homoerotica for people who don't like homoerotica. What is happening. Awkward fangirls (and a few fanboys, to be fair) want to write about their favorite dudes boning and having their own non-adopted kids (because you're only family if you're blood! ) but don't want actually discuss the mechanics of Butt Stuff or involve women in any way. Therefore, clean self-lubricating impregnatable anuses. I don't have an explanation for the dogcock thing that's just hosed up. Welcome to the Internet.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 12:13 |
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Every time I think I've seen it all, somebody comes along with a whopper like that and I have to just sit and let the wheels turn for a second.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 12:54 |
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atomicthumbs posted:Andrew Hussie really lost his direction in life after Homestuck ended. Homestuck...ended? I thought it had become a juggernaut too large for him to control anymore.
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Djeser posted:Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle! Be right back, injecting hydrogen fluoride directly into my brain. Fakedit: it worked now I can't rememblqrfhidj
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 13:46 |
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Within 24 hours I've seen a photo of that disgusting ShadowWolfess person and now I've learned what alpha/beta/omega really is (I thought it was just a terrible dom/sub thing). I'm upset and I hate the Internet quite a bit right now.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 14:03 |
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No, you know what? This is a joke. This guy is joking. He had to draw the bird, then add weird veins to it. There is no reason he would do that other than maintaining his weird creepy image.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 14:31 |
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Should clearly brush up on bird law since those are obviously speed lines for maximum flying potential.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 14:38 |
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Djeser posted:Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle! To be honest the thing that always strikes me about examples like the ones you're listing here is the sheer drat laziness of them. There are thousands upon thousands of these things, all just "Sherlock is a dog cock and John is a dog butt and they fell in love because of dog smell, story writer is free to maybe make them throbbing but not pulsing." Write your own drat gross porn, weirdos!
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 15:16 |
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I suspect the writers are all either 14-year-old kids or they're shut-ins and have no experience of actual sex to base their writing on. It's always stuff like "and then his willy went in her you-know-what and it was totally hot" or it's so pretentious and euphemistic, like "their forms intertwined in a blaze of passion" or something that you can't even figure out what's happening in the scene or where everything's supposed to be. Or "tee hee these guys are gay, what a taboo, they now have to act all angsty (with just a bit of homophobic stereotyping thrown in)!"
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Calico Heart posted:No, you know what? This is a joke. This guy is joking. He had to draw the bird, then add weird veins to it. There is no reason he would do that other than maintaining his weird creepy image. Balobam posted:Should clearly brush up on bird law since those are obviously speed lines for maximum flying potential. for me not having to look this up but that's an accurate rendering of the markings on an adult male American Yellow Warbler. I have to say the "Crying in a hospital with creepy versions of Ponies and/or Trolls while growing giant hands because crystals -- but now there are also accurate birds/an asexual Hungarian Babyfur" drawings are, so help me, actually a "new and interesting idea" from this guy. Like the rabbit hole is deeper than we ever thought. Here's another weird thing to consider, as long as I'm staring into the abyss: CrystalHands McGee has the aforementioned creepy versions of Ponies, yet I haven't seen any with Lyra the unicorn who, according to obsessing over what is literally a blink-and-you-miss-it animation mistake, is obsessed with giant hands: (Unless he has drawn some? I don't particularly want to look.) Rahonavis has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Jul 9, 2013 |
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Rahonavis posted:Here's another weird thing to consider: CrystalHands McGee has the aforementioned creepy versions of Ponies, yet I haven't seen any with Lyra the unicorn who, according to obsessing over what is literally a blink-and-you-miss-it animation mistake, is obsessed with giant hands: Okay, how do you, as an animator, accidentally draw giant hands in a show where, based on the premise, 99% of the cast doesn't have hands. (The other 1% is Spike, but is he even in the new show?)
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 19:03 |
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You do it to make the scary obsessives have panic attacks.
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# ? Jul 9, 2013 19:05 |
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dijon du jour posted:Okay, how do you, as an animator, accidentally draw giant hands in a show where, based on the premise, 99% of the cast doesn't have hands. IIRC, the error wasn't that she was drawn with hands; it's that she was drawn in a humanlike pose in one scene, which is normally taboo for the show. The fandom then turned this into some meme about her wanting to be human and/or wishing for hands.
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