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MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010


This one is pretty :unsmith: after all that hospital stuff. There's hope yet!

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karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
But maybe he's dead and that's his dying dream. :smith:

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
Then that means there'll be no more drawings.
And we all lived happily ever after. :unsmith:

e:
VVVVVVVV
Dammit.

dijon du jour has a new favorite as of 01:05 on Jul 9, 2013

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

MeccaPrime posted:

This one is pretty :unsmith: after all that hospital stuff. There's hope yet!

Yeah, I'm glad he's finally drawing relatively normal things. Let's take a look at his latest uploads--


quote:

Hey everyone, Just a quick Picture I wanted to draw here. :) In this picture I am very sick and in the Hospital and my Homestuck Fantroll Handia is the doctor. To treat my illness I have Crystal IV in my neck and hand which are causing my Hands to grow large as a permanent Side effect which you can see in the drawing. And Handia also had this treatment before which you can see becaue of her nice, long Hands but now she is cured, Well I am too sick to eat in the Hospital here so i have a Nasogastric tube that goes from my nose into my stomache, And Handia is using the syringe to delever food to my stomach so that I don't get sicker and I am crying because the Tube hurts and it feels uncomfortble and because Im embarrased, Well I hope you enjoy this new pic i did or think its an interesting Plot idea. :)
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Barack HUSSEIN
Mar 20, 2003

Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it

I guess every superhero need his theme music
These are his hosed up ways of coping with his crush's deteriorating condition, right? His boyfriend must be in a world of hurt if they had to get intrajugular access for something and put a feeding tube. :smith:

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire
A little something from the front page that isn't horrifying-

and another little something that isn't too bad either.

If you don't get it:Pokemon added a new "fairy" type which is good against dragons.

J. Alfred Prufrock
Sep 9, 2008

Barack HUSSEIN posted:

These are his hosed up ways of coping with his crush's deteriorating condition, right? His boyfriend must be in a world of hurt if they had to get intrajugular access for something and put a feeding tube. :smith:

It's actually quite sad, I think.

Ok guys, Another Idea I've been having for a while. The plot to this picture is I got sick and had to go into the Hospital. It turned out, that the treatment for my illness is to touch this very large, green crystal with my hands. But I am afraid to touch it because I know a side efect is it will make my small hands grow very large. So I am crying a lot, and I feel very sad and scared that I will have to touch this Crystal. But, my best freind Roger is here and he is putting his arm around my shoulder to comfort me so I wont be scared to touch the crystal. You can see that Rogers hands are large but this is not because he touched the crystal, It is because he has a condition called Marfan Syndrome which is a genetic condition that effects his bones. I have more info about this in the other pictures in my gallery. But he is my best friend and giving me some Comfort in this time.

Sure, the guy's art is pretty absurd, but it's clear he does care about this Roger.

As much as it is terribly creepy, the guy is trying to express some affection for a sick person, and probably doesn't know any other way.

So you can, I think, feel bad for the kid when it turns out...

OK guys, I thought Id put up a drawing that was different from the ones I usually do. Some of you might know that im Asexual, so i decided to make this picture to show my Asexual Pride with my other friends who are also asexual. The Asexual pride flag is in the background, as you can see I am standing in the middle, maybe you might not be familiar with my friends So i will tell you about them:

The Anthro Fox is Derek who is a very good friend of mine, He is a babyfur as well as asexual so you can see him with his diapers and bib here. If you are wondering what the flag is on his bib, Well it is the flag of Hungary which is where his parents are from.. He is very proud of being from Hungary so I wanted to include this in the drawing, Derek of course is Asexual and its just to show that many kinds of people can be asexual, even more than you think. And its not bad to be asexual at all.


Yeah, babyfur. Note the slightly yellow stain on the bottom of the furry's diaper :cry:

VelveetaAvenger
Nov 3, 2011

Boom!

The thing creeping me out now is that he doesn't draw his own eyes. It just seems slightly ominous when the other people with glasses have eyes, but not him.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Roger has some seriously impressive tight jeans there.

VelveetaAvenger posted:

The thing creeping me out now is that he doesn't draw his own eyes. It just seems slightly ominous when the other people with glasses have eyes, but not him.

Oh, wow, I noticed something wasn't quite right (besides everything) but couldn't put my finger on what it was.

edit: Okay, so his shirt also has the drawing of the crystal on it, and his handle has the word crystal in it, yet every time his drawn self is made to touch the crystal he's terrified by it. Is it a fear/respect type of obsession? Like worshipping a vengeful ancient South American god?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




VelveetaAvenger posted:

The thing creeping me out now is that he doesn't draw his own eyes. It just seems slightly ominous when the other people with glasses have eyes, but not him.

I'm relatively new to this thread but this jumped right out at me. It is super creepy.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Okay, I just can't look at any more of those. There is just something so goddamn unsettling about it.

bobtheconqueror
May 10, 2005

J. Alfred Prufrock posted:

Yeah, babyfur. Note the slightly yellow stain on the bottom of the furry's diaper :cry:

There's also apparently nothing sexual about the diaper wearing furry, cause, you know, he's asexual, so it's obviously not something the guy jerks it to at all... Seriously, how can you be asexual and have a drat fursona? Has the Internet gone so insane that you have furries that aren't fetishists? :psyduck:

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

bobtheconqueror posted:

There's also apparently nothing sexual about the diaper wearing furry, cause, you know, he's asexual, so it's obviously not something the guy jerks it to at all... Seriously, how can you be asexual and have a drat fursona? Has the Internet gone so insane that you have furries that aren't fetishists? :psyduck:

By the internet definition of asexuality, someone who doesn't really want to have sex with other people/isn't sexually attracted to other people/doesn't have sex with other people/has sex with other people but doesn't care about it is asexual.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

bobtheconqueror posted:

There's also apparently nothing sexual about the diaper wearing furry, cause, you know, he's asexual, so it's obviously not something the guy jerks it to at all... Seriously, how can you be asexual and have a drat fursona? Has the Internet gone so insane that you have furries that aren't fetishists? :psyduck:

I don't know I'm told that asexuals can have a sex drive they just don't want to have sex with other people which is why tumblr asexuals are into Sherlock asexual furry cuddle porn. Seems hosed up to me but what do I know I'm just a normal sexual.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

platedlizard posted:

Sherlock asexual furry cuddle porn.

Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle!

(As a primer for those not versed in terrible fanfiction: trait!character just means a version of that character with that trait. As for what alpha/beta/omega mean in this context, I'll quote the F Plus document I stole these prompts from: "At some point, Supernatural fanfic writers created the ‘Omegaverse’, an alternate universe that exists entirely to facilitate a particular genre of porn. The basic premise is that the population of the world is divided into ‘Alphas’ (guys who have dog cocks), ‘Omegas’ (guys who have self-lubricating asseholes, go into heat, and get pregnant), and in some cases, ‘Betas’ (guys who don’t have any of these qualities or who have some combination from both categories).")

quote:

Asexual!virgin!Sherlock is a beta and quite happy with that, seeing how alphas and omegas seem perpetually preoccupied with breeding and bonding. Omega!John has never shown any sexual interest in Sherlock whatsoever.

Then, a case goes awry, Sherlock and John get stuck somewhere on their own, and John goes into heat.

quote:

Any universe in which human males can go into heat (werewolves? Omega? I don't really care.) Sherlock belongs to the portion of the population who can go into heat, but still identifies as asexual.

When he's on a case or otherwise absorbed in something interesting, he's perfectly capable of going into heat and not actually noticing something's up until he belatedly realizes "oh, so that's why the room temperature everywhere seems to have risen a few degrees and the people around me are acting even more irrational than usual." Physical urges are just transport, after all.

When there isn't anything terribly interesting going on - well, that's what sex toys are for. There's no need to bring in another person just to scratch a hormonally induced itch, particularly when one doesn't really find other people sexually interesting.

Feel free to take the story in any direction that strikes you, although I would like some exploration of what it's like for Sherlock being asexual in this kind of cultural context.

quote:

Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John are bonded, but not mated due to Sherlock's asexuality. They handle John's heats with toys and lots of cuddling.

Up to filler if their scents are mingled just as much as if they were mated and nobody knows they aren't, or if they're open about the state of affairs, or if they use false scent... Take this where you like.

You can have your dog cock and [REDACTED] it too :smith:

e: v Indeed, and this is only from the small Asexual Dog Cocks and M-Preg part of the podcast! So much fun(?) to be had!!

Djeser has a new favorite as of 07:50 on Jul 9, 2013

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Djeser posted:

Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle!

(As a primer for those not versed in terrible fanfiction: trait!character just means a version of that character with that trait. As for what alpha/beta/omega mean in this context, I'll quote the F Plus document I stole these prompts from: "At some point, Supernatural fanfic writers created the ‘Omegaverse’, an alternate universe that exists entirely to facilitate a particular genre of porn. The basic premise is that the population of the world is divided into ‘Alphas’ (guys who have dog cocks), ‘Omegas’ (guys who have self-lubricating asseholes, go into heat, and get pregnant), and in some cases, ‘Betas’ (guys who don’t have any of these qualities or who have some combination from both categories).")




You can have your dog cock and [REDACTED] it too :smith:

And here's the link to the fplus podcast in question.

edit: ^ :doh: can't read - anyhow, linked.

canis minor has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Jul 9, 2013

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

What's with Crystal Man's weird preoccupation with crystals? Like...though I find the drawings to be extremely unsettling and more than a little disrespectful to people with chronic illnesses, I guess I can see how a guy with a mental disorder whose best friend is dying could use these drawings as some kind of coping mechanism. The intense focus on the details of medical terminology (how many average people do you think know the difference between an IV and a central line?) and repeated "thought I'd try something different" but constant repetition of basically the same drawing definitely points to some kind of compulsive disorder or autism or something.

But why is he always getting injected full of crystals instead of, you know, drugs or something? That part just comes out of nowhere.

Thwack!
Aug 14, 2010

Ability: Shadow Tag

Sagebrush posted:

What's with Crystal Man's weird preoccupation with crystals? Like...though I find the drawings to be extremely unsettling and more than a little disrespectful to people with chronic illnesses, I guess I can see how a guy with a mental disorder whose best friend is dying could use these drawings as some kind of coping mechanism. The intense focus on the details of medical terminology (how many average people do you think know the difference between an IV and a central line?) and repeated "thought I'd try something different" but constant repetition of basically the same drawing definitely points to some kind of compulsive disorder or autism or something.

But why is he always getting injected full of crystals instead of, you know, drugs or something? That part just comes out of nowhere.

If it were crystalmeth instead, then it would have been marginally more normal. It wouldn't change how weird his hands fetish is, but still.

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~

Djeser posted:

As a primer for those not versed in terrible fanfiction: trait!character just means a version of that character with that trait. As for what alpha/beta/omega mean in this context, I'll quote the F Plus document I stole these prompts from: "At some point, Supernatural fanfic writers created the ‘Omegaverse’, an alternate universe that exists entirely to facilitate a particular genre of porn. The basic premise is that the population of the world is divided into ‘Alphas’ (guys who have dog cocks), ‘Omegas’ (guys who have self-lubricating asseholes, go into heat, and get pregnant), and in some cases, ‘Betas’ (guys who don’t have any of these qualities or who have some combination from both categories).")

This is homoerotica for people who don't like homoerotica. :stare: What is happening.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

The Worst Unicorn posted:

This is homoerotica for people who don't like homoerotica. :stare: What is happening.

The internet happened.

content:


It's only weird if you look at the initials.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

platedlizard posted:

The internet happened.

content:


It's only weird if you look at the initials.

New England Patriots' Tight End Aaron Hernandez? Barf. Although it's sort of weird that an NFL player would be such an avid LOTR fan.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

New England Patriots' Tight End Aaron Hernandez? Barf. Although it's sort of weird that an NFL player would be such an avid LOTR fan.

Umm this is clearly a picture by Audrey Hepburn about underrated cult classic Wizards.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

platedlizard posted:

The internet happened.

content:


It's only weird if you look at the initials.

I had no idea Anthony Hopkins is a Furry.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

platedlizard posted:

The internet happened.

content:


It's only weird if you look at the initials.

Gee whiz I didn't know Hitler was an artist!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

platedlizard posted:

The internet happened.

content:


It's only weird if you look at the initials.

Andrew Hussie really lost his direction in life after Homestuck ended.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

The authorship of those paintings has never been independently confirmed, but it doesn't appear to have been widely disputed, either. They are from the right time period, anyway. There were three others made, two of other Dwarfs and one of Pinocchio. More information.

If you wish to mock a fan artist whose work you don't like, you can now credibly call them worse than Hitler.

Punting
Sep 9, 2007
I am very witty: nit-witty, dim-witty, and half-witty.

The Worst Unicorn posted:

This is homoerotica for people who don't like homoerotica. :stare: What is happening.

Awkward fangirls (and a few fanboys, to be fair) want to write about their favorite dudes boning and having their own non-adopted kids (because you're only family if you're blood! :shepicide:) but don't want actually discuss the mechanics of Butt Stuff or involve women in any way. Therefore, clean self-lubricating impregnatable anuses. I don't have an explanation for the dogcock thing that's just hosed up.

Welcome to the Internet.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging
Every time I think I've seen it all, somebody comes along with a whopper like that and I have to just sit and let the wheels turn for a second.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

atomicthumbs posted:

Andrew Hussie really lost his direction in life after Homestuck ended.

Homestuck...ended? I thought it had become a juggernaut too large for him to control anymore.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Djeser posted:

Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle!

(As a primer for those not versed in terrible fanfiction: trait!character just means a version of that character with that trait. As for what alpha/beta/omega mean in this context, I'll quote the F Plus document I stole these prompts from: "At some point, Supernatural fanfic writers created the ‘Omegaverse’, an alternate universe that exists entirely to facilitate a particular genre of porn. The basic premise is that the population of the world is divided into ‘Alphas’ (guys who have dog cocks), ‘Omegas’ (guys who have self-lubricating asseholes, go into heat, and get pregnant), and in some cases, ‘Betas’ (guys who don’t have any of these qualities or who have some combination from both categories).")




You can have your dog cock and [REDACTED] it too :smith:

e: v Indeed, and this is only from the small Asexual Dog Cocks and M-Preg part of the podcast! So much fun(?) to be had!!

Be right back, injecting hydrogen fluoride directly into my brain.

Fakedit: it worked now I can't rememblqrfhidj

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Within 24 hours I've seen a photo of that disgusting ShadowWolfess person and now I've learned what alpha/beta/omega really is (I thought it was just a terrible dom/sub thing). I'm upset and I hate the Internet quite a bit right now.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




No, you know what? This is a joke. This guy is joking. He had to draw the bird, then add weird veins to it. There is no reason he would do that other than maintaining his weird creepy image.

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

Should clearly brush up on bird law since those are obviously speed lines for maximum flying potential.

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Djeser posted:

Oh, the asexual Sherlocks do more than cuddle!

(As a primer for those not versed in terrible fanfiction: trait!character just means a version of that character with that trait. As for what alpha/beta/omega mean in this context, I'll quote the F Plus document I stole these prompts from: "At some point, Supernatural fanfic writers created the ‘Omegaverse’, an alternate universe that exists entirely to facilitate a particular genre of porn. The basic premise is that the population of the world is divided into ‘Alphas’ (guys who have dog cocks), ‘Omegas’ (guys who have self-lubricating asseholes, go into heat, and get pregnant), and in some cases, ‘Betas’ (guys who don’t have any of these qualities or who have some combination from both categories).")

You can have your dog cock and [REDACTED] it too :smith:

e: v Indeed, and this is only from the small Asexual Dog Cocks and M-Preg part of the podcast! So much fun(?) to be had!!

To be honest the thing that always strikes me about examples like the ones you're listing here is the sheer drat laziness of them. There are thousands upon thousands of these things, all just "Sherlock is a dog cock and John is a dog butt and they fell in love because of dog smell, story writer is free to maybe make them throbbing but not pulsing." Write your own drat gross porn, weirdos!

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
I suspect the writers are all either 14-year-old kids or they're shut-ins and have no experience of actual sex to base their writing on. It's always stuff like "and then his willy went in her you-know-what and it was totally hot" or it's so pretentious and euphemistic, like "their forms intertwined in a blaze of passion" or something that you can't even figure out what's happening in the scene or where everything's supposed to be. Or "tee hee these guys are gay, what a taboo, they now have to act all angsty (with just a bit of homophobic stereotyping thrown in)!"

Rahonavis
Jan 11, 2012

"Clevuh gurrrl..."

Calico Heart posted:

No, you know what? This is a joke. This guy is joking. He had to draw the bird, then add weird veins to it. There is no reason he would do that other than maintaining his weird creepy image.


Balobam posted:

Should clearly brush up on bird law since those are obviously speed lines for maximum flying potential.

:shepicide: for me not having to look this up but that's an accurate rendering of the markings on an adult male American Yellow Warbler.



I have to say the "Crying in a hospital with creepy versions of Ponies and/or Trolls while growing giant hands because crystals -- but now there are also accurate birds/an asexual Hungarian Babyfur" drawings are, so help me, actually a "new and interesting idea" from this guy. Like the rabbit hole is deeper than we ever thought.

Here's another weird thing to consider, as long as I'm staring into the abyss: CrystalHands McGee has the aforementioned creepy versions of Ponies, yet I haven't seen any with Lyra the unicorn who, according to :spergin: obsessing over what is literally a blink-and-you-miss-it animation mistake, is obsessed with giant hands:







(Unless he has drawn some? I don't particularly want to look.)

Rahonavis has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Jul 9, 2013

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Rahonavis posted:

Here's another weird thing to consider: CrystalHands McGee has the aforementioned creepy versions of Ponies, yet I haven't seen any with Lyra the unicorn who, according to :spergin: obsessing over what is literally a blink-and-you-miss-it animation mistake, is obsessed with giant hands:

Okay, how do you, as an animator, accidentally draw giant hands in a show where, based on the premise, 99% of the cast doesn't have hands. :psyduck:
(The other 1% is Spike, but is he even in the new show?)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You do it to make the scary obsessives have panic attacks.

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Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

dijon du jour posted:

Okay, how do you, as an animator, accidentally draw giant hands in a show where, based on the premise, 99% of the cast doesn't have hands. :psyduck:
(The other 1% is Spike)

IIRC, the error wasn't that she was drawn with hands; it's that she was drawn in a humanlike pose in one scene, which is normally taboo for the show.

The fandom then turned this into some meme about her wanting to be human and/or wishing for hands.

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