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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

death .cab for qt posted:

Soggy crinkle cut poo poo is awful and you are awful for enjoying them

If your fries limp over then please eat a better fry


I went to White Castle the other night because I hate myself, and they are the worst offenders of soggy crinkle cut fries.

But it doesn't matter, because the best fries are homemade potato wedges. drat tasty.

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The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?

Eschers Basement posted:

To pull back to a previous discussion: I'm at Rehobeth Beach right now, and can confirm Funland still has the same creepy fiberglass statuary it's had since the '70's. It does look recently painted, though.




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We all direct traffic down here, Georgie

Literally no one in that picture wants to be there. I don't think that's actually a fun land at all. :ohdear:

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
There is a spider in my bathroom at this time. I just shut the door. I should really do something about it but I just don't have it in me to deal with a spider right now.

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

lidnsya posted:

There is a spider in my bathroom at this time. I just shut the door. I should really do something about it but I just don't have it in me to deal with a spider right now.

Release a house centipede to catch it. Google image search for house centipede if you are curious.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

If it's a wolf spider, let it live. They kill and eat more dangerous arachnids/insects.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

RG3 posted:

You start with fries then top those with a thick yellow cheese sauce, globs of some chili then another layer of cheese, then top that with bacon and jalopenos.

Speak with your doctor before consuming so you don't have a heart attack l.

What's your favorite chili recipe?

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Eschers Basement posted:

To pull back to a previous discussion: I'm at Rehobeth Beach right now, and can confirm Funland still has the same creepy fiberglass statuary it's had since the '70's. It does look recently painted, though.




(Click for big. Don't click.)

We all direct traffic down here, Georgie

Yesss, still traumatizing.

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
I had a problem with way too loving big spiders in my apartment but now i know they were getting fat off the loving ant infestation in my kitchen

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
I don't know what kind of spider it is but I am very glad it's not a house centipede. Those things are definitely my top irrationally feared creature.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


I will trade my spiders for your centipedes.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
The centipedes eat spiders.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Then you just need some camel spiders to eat the centipedes.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
You could just get a cat to deal with them.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

Cease to Hope posted:

You could just get a cat to deal with them.

But then you have to get a dog to deal with the cat infestation, and then a snake to deal with the dog infestation, and on and on, where will it end?

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


If I remember correctly, you have to use a cow to catch a dog, and then a horse to catch the cow.

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

A horse? Of course!

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.
My dad bought a snake and named it Dog. That's my favorite thing.

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




I used to have a boa and a tarantula as a pet when I was maybe 15ish and my parents had two cats. I obviously still lived at home and it was like a miniature model of the food chain or something in my house. My cats kept trying to eat my spider and my snake kept trying to eat my cats. Nobody ended up eating anyone but my tarantula eventually figured out how to get out of her little home and I was oftentimes waking up to a bunch of cute spider eyes staring at me. Unsettling at first, but you get used to it.

RIP lovely spider friend and unsettlingly huge snake, I still miss you :(

The Candyman
Aug 19, 2010

by T. Finninho

MooCowlian posted:

If I remember correctly, you have to use a cow to catch a dog, and then a horse to catch the cow.

Then let winter freeze the horse, and you're done

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


The Candyman posted:

Then let winter freeze the horse, and you're done

Make the horse into beefburgers, and maybe use the spare parts for glue. You can recover at least some of the cost of cleaning up the bug problem that way.

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx

The Candyman posted:

Then let winter freeze the horse, and you're done

I thought you had to somehow fit the horse back into the spider.

EvilMayo
Dec 25, 2010

"You'll poke your anus out." - George Dubya Bush

Eschers Basement posted:

I thought you had to somehow fit the horse back into the spider.

That wiggled and tickled and jiggled inside her.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

abraxas posted:

I used to have a boa and a tarantula as a pet when I was maybe 15ish and my parents had two cats. I obviously still lived at home and it was like a miniature model of the food chain or something in my house. My cats kept trying to eat my spider and my snake kept trying to eat my cats. Nobody ended up eating anyone but my tarantula eventually figured out how to get out of her little home and I was oftentimes waking up to a bunch of cute spider eyes staring at me. Unsettling at first, but you get used to it.

RIP lovely spider friend and unsettlingly huge snake, I still miss you :(

Mods please rename me to "unsettlingly huge snake", thanks.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

When I was a kid I had a ball python. His name was Jack the Gripper :unsmigghh:

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

Penguingo posted:

Mods please rename me to "unsettlingly huge snake", thanks.

Same, but "lovely spider friend".

user on probation
Nov 1, 2012

removed

Call Now posted:

Same, but "lovely spider friend".

As usual I will take call now when you are done with it.

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Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
And then I'm gonna take "tehloki" :twisted:

Brother Jonathan
Jun 23, 2008
You're all a bunch of cheapskates. Lowtax has to eat you know!

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
I'd pay for tehloki :colbert:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
If you ever see someone named Spanish Manlove with a really homoerotic bullfighting custom title, I've likely gotten a raise at work.

West007
Apr 21, 2013

My favourite pets are fish, low cost, maintenance and they don't scare you.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
When I was like four, my parents bought me a couple of goldfish, which I named Mindu-Sindu-Gindu-Can-Can and Sixteen. Sixteen died when my mom put the fish in our kiddy pool while she cleaned their tank and my little brother stepped on him (or her, I don't know). It was pretty traumatic.

Balobam
Apr 28, 2012

West007 posted:

My favourite pets are fish, low cost, maintenance and they don't scare you.

They come with the downside of being fish though

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Making spaghetti and trying a new sauce. Pretty excited.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Trauma Tank posted:

But then you have to get a dog to deal with the cat infestation, and then a snake to deal with the dog infestation, and on and on, where will it end?

Cats live a long time and you can get then fixed.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

West007 posted:

My favourite pets are fish, low cost, maintenance and they don't scare you.

You can perfectly simulate the fish experience far cheaper with a TV.

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

gleep gloop posted:

You can perfectly simulate the fish experience far cheaper with a TV.

I'm not sure that's gonna be that much cheaper, and at least the fish have the benefit of being a really cool living lava-lamp, while the TV just kinda sits there when you're not using it.

Having said that, my favourite pets are dogs, because they're just so drat happy to have you throw a thing really far away for them to bring it back for you to throw again and I am amused by simple things.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

gleep gloop posted:

You can perfectly simulate the fish experience far cheaper with a TV.

Well I tossed my TV into the tank, what now? Should I go plug it in?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Trauma Tank posted:

I'm not sure that's gonna be that much cheaper, and at least the fish have the benefit of being a really cool living lava-lamp, while the TV just kinda sits there when you're not using it.

Having said that, my favourite pets are dogs, because they're just so drat happy to have you throw a thing really far away for them to bring it back for you to throw again and I am amused by simple things.

Dogs are amused by even simpler things. :3:

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Anoia
Dec 31, 2003

"Sooner or later, every curse is a prayer."
Today I'm going to a ladies only book club, which wouldn't be that novel, except for the fact it's for comics. We're going through Y: The Last Man, one of my favorite series, volume by volume. I'm ridiculously excited. :dance:

The down side is it's being held after hours at a comic book shop, and the host has already had to repeatedly tell certain guys (read: spergs who hang around all day ranting about comics) that no, they can't come too, and yes, she will be locking the door to keep them from crashing the girls only nerd party.

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