Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

«‹›791 »

mokhtar belmokhtar: May 8, 2013; by T. Finninho

Bob A Feet posted:

corgis are the best

my fav vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpHZPJJcyHg

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:24

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:16

Bob A Feet: Aug 10, 2005; Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

my fav vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpHZPJJcyHg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glii-kazad8

# ? Jul 11, 2013 02:33

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYahzyPeC2I

# ? Jul 11, 2013 03:04

polpot saved asia: Aug 28, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfY9Dsg_DZk

Talking corgi :3:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 03:13

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Vasudus posted:

Dogs often steal clothing when they're lonely/scared

It's not a terrible idea if you crate your dog to throw an old shirt in there.

Replying to an old post with dogge advice: dogs find things that smell like their people to be comforting. When my lab was a tiny puppy I rubbed a little stuffed alligator all over my sweaty torso. He carried that thing around like a child carries a teddy bear--gentle, like it's a living thing. He'd carry it into his crate at bed time. :woof:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 03:32

movax: Aug 30, 2008

man i really want a dog

but it'd be so terrible leaving him alone at home while i'm at work...in dog years the 8 hours a day end up being like years of his life that he's all alone :smith:

# ? Jul 11, 2013 04:39

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

movax posted:

man i really want a dog

but it'd be so terrible leaving him alone at home while i'm at work...in dog years the 8 hours a day end up being like years of his life that he's all alone

Escorts

# ? Jul 11, 2013 04:41

mokhtar belmokhtar: May 8, 2013; by T. Finninho

movax posted:

man i really want a dog

but it'd be so terrible leaving him alone at home while i'm at work...in dog years the 8 hours a day end up being like years of his life that he's all alone

Hire a like dog walker or w/e

# ? Jul 11, 2013 04:43

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Replying to an old post with dogge advice: dogs find things that smell like their people to be comforting. When my lab was a tiny puppy I rubbed a little stuffed alligator all over my sweaty torso. He carried that thing around like a child carries a teddy bear--gentle, like it's a living thing. He'd carry it into his crate at bed time.

This boy is bad about that, he likes to steal shirts to cuddle with and it's :3:

He's my brother's dog, but I end up watching him a fair bit.

(Pics shamelessly crimped from a post in the civ thread)

# ? Jul 11, 2013 05:08

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

movax posted:

man i really want a dog

but it'd be so terrible leaving him alone at home while i'm at work...in dog years the 8 hours a day end up being like years of his life that he's all alone

work from home

then you can have your own personal office dog

# ? Jul 11, 2013 05:17

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Going camping in a few hours, so no more Logan pics for a few days...but I expect there will be a few good ones when I get back. I hope to god he sees a squirrel or something.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 05:38

AkrisD: Sep 2, 2004; olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr

Original dogge incoming. Our glorious people's republic dogge.

post-waterboarding (I mean, the way he acts it might as well be)

Classic Chinese forgery

He is horribly expensive. Just skin issues so far, but I'm waiting on the genetic shoe to drop.

Also, stealing this from PYF

Nordick posted:

The reason why God created dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShpMtSG05EI

I swear, my eyes are just tired because I've been up for so long.

Also, god drat I love dogs so much.

AkrisD fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Jul 11, 2013

# ? Jul 11, 2013 06:59

Wabznasm: Jul 19, 2006; Rof Rof

# ? Jul 11, 2013 18:26

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Wabznasm posted:

gently caress dumpster chickens forever, especially for biting a dogge

# ? Jul 11, 2013 19:09

gleep gloop: Aug 16, 2005; GROSS SHIT

Icon Of Sin posted:

gently caress dumpster chickens forever, especially for biting a dogge

Bald Eagles are dumpster chickens.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 20:42

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

First corgi that I've ever seen in person. His name was Bowser ( :3:

). Best Wednesday ever.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 20:49

movax: Aug 30, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

First corgi that I've ever seen in person. His name was Bowser (). Best Wednesday ever.

Bowser is a pro dogge name

# ? Jul 11, 2013 21:34

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

^^^
I couldn't get lower to take a pic because Bowser kept charging me for pets.

lol it's Thursday. This explains how my summer is going when I lose track of what day it is.

# ? Jul 11, 2013 21:41

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

holocaust bloopers posted:

His name was Bowser

Was?

# ? Jul 11, 2013 22:11

mokhtar belmokhtar: May 8, 2013; by T. Finninho

holocaust bloopers posted:

First corgi that I've ever seen in person. His name was Bowser (). Best Wednesday ever.

hi bowser

# ? Jul 12, 2013 01:20

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

My parents' 11-yr-old lab, Doolie, watching fireworks.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 03:48

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

I want a dog, so I can name him Avon Barksdale.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 05:54

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Mad Dragon posted:

I want a dog, so I can name him Avon Barksdale.

Great dog name.

And imgur is delivering on dogge pics tonight:

Dogge in his own beesuit. He's used to smell out a type of disease bees get.

and bulldogs

# ? Jul 12, 2013 07:14

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

My buddy a who lives a couple doors down from me is getting a dog over the weekend. Roscoe's gonna have a ladyfriend.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 08:07

movax: Aug 30, 2008

Fister Roboto posted:

My parents' 11-yr-old lab, Doolie, watching fireworks.

this is an utterly amazing picture

just that look of childlike (puppylike :haw:

) wonder

humans blow

# ? Jul 12, 2013 18:07

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

There's another corgi on my block. This one was a puppy with very floppy ears.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 18:31

movax: Aug 30, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

There's another corgi on my block. This one was a puppy with very floppy ears.

new rule: every mention of adorable puppy must come with picture

Though clearly this means you have no choice but to get your own. Maybe one of those corgi-husky hybrids.

# ? Jul 12, 2013 18:33