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Sash! posted:Reality show rich people aren't even truly wealthy anyhow. The poor people aren't truly poor either, they have their own television show!
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Capn Beeb posted:
I want to see the full infomercial just so I can see what the hell it's hawking.
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Jul 7, 2013 22:09
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:I want to see the full infomercial just so I can see what the hell it's hawking. One of the following items, GT Express 101 Nu-Wave Flavor-Wave I watch infomercials concerning kitchen gadgets regularly and I am pretty sure it is from one of those.
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Jul 8, 2013 01:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdv_Y3ewllM I really want to know what sort of drugs people who come up with this poo poo are on.
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Jul 8, 2013 02:51
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BaronVonVaderham posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdv_Y3ewllM I will never understand it when companies want me to associate their product with douchebags.  : "Mmm hmm hmm I sure do relieve gas fast. What's that, antacid? You have gas? Well fuuuuuuuuuuck you buddy."
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Jul 8, 2013 02:58
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dijon du jour posted:I will never understand it when companies want me to associate their product with douchebags. Not only that, but one of my first thoughts was "So I associate your product with fart-related cramping, then?"
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Jul 8, 2013 03:45
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:The poor people aren't truly poor either, they have their own television show! I'm pretty sure they're getting fleeced somehow. I mean, they are pretty stupid after all.
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Jul 8, 2013 03:52
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Sash! posted:I mean, they are pretty stupid after all. Aren't you glad you are a beta? not dirty and stupid like rich people or dirty and stupid like poor people?
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Jul 8, 2013 04:30
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:Aren't you glad you are a beta? not dirty and stupid like rich people or dirty and stupid like poor people? I was smart and poor for most of my life so I don't understand the question.
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Jul 8, 2013 04:33
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BaronVonVaderham posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdv_Y3ewllM I hate this commercial. It definitely came from someone's rear end.
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Jul 9, 2013 01:54
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We all have bad car dealership commercials. But do we all have bad, racially insensitive ones? I present to you Charlie Clark Nissan, South Texas #1 volume Nissan dealer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDv0ejrlZWk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuOuDJWS1kI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29pTRtsUag
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Jul 9, 2013 13:13
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jisforjosh posted:We all have bad car dealership commercials. But do we all have bad, racially insensitive ones? Wow. I saw the first one, and thought, "I can see how he can get away with that; racist portrayals of Asians are still quite prevalent and not often commented on," then continued watching the other two. The best is the pride he has at the end of each ad, taking off the costume and showing you that not only is he owner of the dealership, he's your local minstrel as well!
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Jul 9, 2013 19:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZpGzSn_LRM I don't know why I hate this ad, but I do. This women has some serious ADHD problems. Also, how the hell did she find a job "free lancing" so quickly? Why is her first laptop over a decade old?
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Jul 13, 2013 01:57
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Hahahahahahaha, someone getting actual customer service at a Best Buy....hahahahahahahahah....
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Jul 13, 2013 02:03
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Oh my god why are people in these commercials so amazed that you can swipe over on whatever phone that is (it showed up in that Best Buy commercial) without touching it. It's only a couple of inches difference just touch your drat phone. Are they trying to market to germaphobes or something?
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Jul 13, 2013 02:06
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jisforjosh posted:We all have bad car dealership commercials. But do we all have bad, racially insensitive ones? To its credit, I haven't seen this one in years, but it's the Credit MacDaddy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3XEosZVjc There was a follow-up, that while it added a girlfriend, was actually slightly less racist. I can't find it online. These might be national, but one of a series from the Credit Bus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91OFgNgBpAE
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Jul 13, 2013 02:29
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Gonz posted:(For those not wise the the story of Bulletball, I ask that you set aside 5 and a half minutes of your lives, and watch this clip in it's entirety)
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Jul 13, 2013 09:17
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Quick ADS YOU LOVE moment. There's a pawn shop in town with the best loving commercials. I wish I had some goddamn jewelry to sell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWVCid9G3sM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFkUa7fxgOQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZJc0l3Lrq8
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Jul 13, 2013 18:51
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Gonz posted:Bulletball is something will never be forgotten. It is not only an incredibly tragic story, but at the same time, an immensely hilarious and confusing one. And who could ever forget the Bulletball theme? My god, that theme. Well that's just out right depressing.
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Jul 13, 2013 19:08
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I feel bad for the kids in the kidz bop commercials. They must get picked on so much at school.
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Jul 13, 2013 20:59
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Gaunab posted:I feel bad for the kids in the kidz bop commercials. They must get picked on so much at school. Like they have to go to school. They're probably swimming in their swimming pools shaped like a Bieber-head and drinking Cristal with all those fat Kidz Bop pay checks.
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Jul 14, 2013 22:00
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Sash! posted:Like they have to go to school. They're probably swimming in their swimming pools shaped like a Bieber-head and drinking Cristal with all those fat Kidz Bop pay checks. Or at least "homeschooled" by their parents, who are micromanaging every second of their child's assuredly bright future in show business.
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Jul 15, 2013 00:00
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Back in my day (3-4 years ago) we couldn't move our 64 inch plasma screen TV from room to room all willy-nilly, because that's totally a thing that I do like 17 times a day. You kids don't know how good you got it. You are twelve loving years old. There is no "back in your day" you smug little brat. gently caress you and gently caress your parents for raising a self-centered douche with an unwarranted entitlement superiority complex. Nerdfest X fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jul 15, 2013 |
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Jul 15, 2013 15:43
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I think you're missing the joke in that commercial, but I do question why they are pushing the move your TV anywhere aspect so much. I have no desire to move my TV anywhere, although it would be nice to not have to deal with cables all over the place, which they don't directly mention, but it's essentially still said. I do hate that it seems like I have to see this commercial on every commercial break, for every show I watch.
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Jul 15, 2013 15:54
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I hate the Brand Power and Nutri-facts commercials or whatever they're called. They're just so bare-bones and dull, I just don't get it. I complain about commercials not even being relevant to the product they're advertising, but I don't want this extreme either. It's like they use some fill-in the blank sheet for every single product. *Music plays as Brand Power/Nutrition Facts (circle one) appears on screen* __________ (product name) is a food/drink/vitamin (circle one) that can help ______________ (what product is for) and makes your life healthy/easy (circle one). Buy it today. *End commercial*
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Jul 15, 2013 16:02
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Meltathon posted:I think you're missing the joke in that commercial, but I do question why they are pushing the move your TV anywhere aspect so much. I have no desire to move my TV anywhere, although it would be nice to not have to deal with cables all over the place, which they don't directly mention, but it's essentially still said. I do hate that it seems like I have to see this commercial on every commercial break, for every show I watch. I think the issue is that it's hard to make the cable issue a selling point of the service, but it's in the back of everyone's mind when they see it, I'm sure. It's kind of like the waterproof Samsung cell phone commercial where they don't show it falling in a toilet.
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Jul 15, 2013 16:05
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Andorra posted:I hate the Brand Power and Nutri-facts commercials or whatever they're called. They're just so bare-bones and dull, I just don't get it. I complain about commercials not even being relevant to the product they're advertising, but I don't want this extreme either. It's like they use some fill-in the blank sheet for every single product. It's part of the mystique that they want for their advertising. It is a real 3rd party, but what they aren't disclosing is that they aren't a consumer advocate company like Consumer reports, but is a marketing company. They make the ads, and the actual company agrees to pay them and run it. It's extremely dishonest but because it's done so cheaply in a lame way everyone just assumes they really wanted it to look like a infomercial.
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Also, they imply this: There are X number of TV's in the house, and there are X+1 different people that want to watch different shows, yet the TV having the ability to be moved anywhere is somehow going to allow you to watch SpongeBob? If Dad is watching his dumb show, and Mom is watching her dumb show, and there are only 2 TV's in the house, it doesn't matter that you can move the TV in the basement, the garage or put it on the roof. You are not watching what you want until later.
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Jul 15, 2013 18:17
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Speaking of commercials for TV stuff, gently caress every single thing about Dish's Hopper commercials. DA HOPPAH I'M WATCHIN' MAH SPORTS DA HOPPAH I'M ON DA CRAPPAH WIT MAH HOPPAH gently caress you and gently caress Boston forever.
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Man I hate these commercials with this goofy looking middle aged woman advertising rollbacks at walmart. Its like a middle aged pixie girl.
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Capn Beeb posted:Speaking of commercials for TV stuff, gently caress every single thing about Dish's Hopper commercials. Hey don't blame us for that people up here don't talk like that those accents are horrible. Just like almost anytime someone tries to do a Boston accent.
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jisforjosh posted:We all have bad car dealership commercials. But do we all have bad, racially insensitive ones? Oh god. How do commercials like these even get made? How do people think they are good ideas???
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nutranurse posted:Oh god. How do commercials like these even get made? How do people think they are good ideas??? 1) Relatively Cheap 2) When you own your business a lot of times you got there because you put in hours doing every job as needed on the business until you could afford to hire people to take the workload. This tends to result in thinking that if you can be an salesman/manager/accountant/HR then surely you can do creative work as well.
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nutranurse posted:Oh god. How do commercials like these even get made? How do people think they are good ideas??? For how much you see things saying people hate racism, a lot of the public REALLY REALLY REALLY loves racism. Here is a quote from fox news: ""Yet it is males who suffer in our society. From boyhood through adulthood, the White American Male must fight his way through a litany of taunts, assumptions and grievances about his very existence. His oppression is unlike anything American women have faced. Unlike women, however, men don’t organize and form groups when they’ve been persecuted. They just bow out of the game." http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/07/12/men-new-second-class-citizens/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPiGY210b-Y This commercial feels like it was directed by Tommy Wiseau.
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raditts posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPiGY210b-Y Not surprisingly, the ad preceding this ad was for one of those structured settlement buyout firms. Know your customer base.
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Nerdfest X posted:Back in my day (3-4 years ago) we couldn't move our 64 inch plasma screen TV from room to room all willy-nilly, because that's totally a thing that I do like 17 times a day. You kids don't know how good you got it. Yeah, well back in MY day, we DID watch tv in whatever room we wanted. Because we used rabbit ears. Instead of expensive cable service. And the tvs were small enough to carry. And were black and white. And required pliers to change the vhf dial. And we liked it! Now get off my lawn! 
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Jul 16, 2013 21:20
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Just in time for the back to school sales creep the terrible Education Connection commercial featuring the hotdog cart girl is back in rotation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onRCY8xoODI
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Jul 16, 2013 22:10
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don't get a loan for a birthday party! that is the worst thing you could ever do!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vInkVFqP__c "What's the most important thing to remember?" "No face to face contact while we're on school property" Is it bad I take issue with this? Maybe I come from a different perspective, but disowning your sibling is loving dumb. Are cell phone/internet providers in some weird alternate universe where kids are anti-social assholes? Nerdfest X posted:You are twelve loving years old. There is no "back in your day" you smug little brat. gently caress you and gently caress your parents for raising a self-centered douche with an unwarranted entitlement superiority complex. I remember when web pages took 45 minutes to load. Seriously everyone in those commercials need to go out and play. I don't mean to sound like one of those terrible facebook posts, but good lord.
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