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I am so ashamed.
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Jul 21, 2013 01:48
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The best gamble I ever made was subscribing to this thread.
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Jul 21, 2013 01:56
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Oh well at least it was just 5 bucks...
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Jul 21, 2013 02:04
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jape if you read this please post your bets for tomorrow early so I can make the exact opposite bets for the sake of comedy
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Jul 26, 2013 17:25
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I think you are talking about me and sorry guys you are on your own this weekend, I will be spending it at a cabin in the woods with no tv access.
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Jul 26, 2013 17:38
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jase1 posted:I think you are talking about me and sorry guys you are on your own this weekend, I will be spending it at a cabin in the woods with no tv access. judging by your picks this seems like a normal weekend
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Jul 26, 2013 18:52
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I use a highly scientific method when making my picks, a bottle of scotch and a dart board.
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Jul 26, 2013 20:09
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jase1 posted:I think you are talking about me and sorry guys you are on your own this weekend, I will be spending it at a cabin in the woods with no tv access. Er yeah. Next time you make bets on MMA, post here early because it would be funny to see who wins more
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Jul 26, 2013 22:37
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Well most of the time I only bet underdogs so it's a no brainier who will win more. There are a few bets on favorites that I have lost but a majority are underdogs because the odds on the favorites suck. The thing is no one is going to bet the opposite of my picks because no one really bets much in this thread or if they do they post them after the fights are over with. I will gladly bet against anyone if they want on the next UFC PVV. I will make my picks and the can bet the opposite and we will see who wins. Of course this time I would have to do some research and not bet on all underdogs.
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Jul 26, 2013 22:56
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we all love you jase one
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jase1 posted:I will gladly bet against anyone if they want on the next UFC PVV. I will make my picks and the can bet the opposite and we will see who wins. Of course this time I would have to do some research and not bet on all underdogs. Please make this happen
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Jul 26, 2013 23:36
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Great work assholes, now he's going to make real picks and I'm going to have to get a real job instead of living in luxury in the bizarro-jase1 picks world.
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jase1 posted:The thing is no one is going to bet the opposite of my picks because no one really bets much in this thread or if they do they post them after the fights are over with. This is a good point, it might be more fun to see peoples bets before hand so to get the ball rolling I've got: Selection Selection Details Result 1/3 MMA - UFC UFC Matches Demetrious Johnson v John Moraga 28/07/2013 11:30 Match Demetrious Johnson @ 1.22 (Win) Pending settlement 2/3 MMA - UFC UFC Matches Robbie Lawler v Bobby Voelker 28/07/2013 10:30 Match Robbie Lawler @ 1.33 (Win) Pending settlement 3/3 MMA - UFC UFC Matches Jorge Masvidal v Michael Chiesa 28/07/2013 09:00 Match Jorge Masvidal @ 1.33 (Win) Pending settlement - Multibet @ 2.158 And: Rory MacDonald v Jake Ellenberger - Jake Ellenberger by KO or on Points @ 3.30 - Double Chance - $100.00
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turntabler I'm probably going to play all of those guys except for Ellenberger. I see that fight either ending with Ellenberger getting an early KO, or Rory outworking him with his standup and winning a decision. Not sure how to play that fight yet if I do at all. Will post my bets later.
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Yeah I'm not sold on Ellenberger definitely winning as much as too me that seems like a good value bet. I'm probably biased through dislike of Rory though.
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Alright here's what I got. $18.58 $47.74 Pending 4 Team Parlay Pending 7/27/13 10:30pm UFC Fighting 1002 Demetrious Johnson -425* vs John Moraga Pending 7/27/13 9:00pm UFC Fighting 1302 Liz Carmouche -600* vs Jessica Andrade Pending 7/27/13 8:30pm UFC Fighting 1402 Jorge Masvidal -250* vs Michael Chiesa Cancelled 7/27/13 7:00pm UFC Fighting 1702 Matt Mitrione -130* vs Brendan Schaub Pretty confident that I will hit this parlay. $10.00 $6.58 Pending 7/27/13 9:30pm Props Fighting 1011 Johnson wins by 5 round decision -152* $5.00 $10.70 Pending 7/27/13 9:00pm Props Fighting 1111 MacDonald wins by 3 round decision +214* $33.58 to win $65.02 in total. I have a good feeling about this night. Really don't see these fights going any other way, but this is MMA so who knows. Good luck to all my fellow gambling degenerates.
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just dropped £110 on 4 prelim fights some of which ended an hour ago. of course it didn't pay out gently caress you website handsome only face fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jul 27, 2013 |
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Jul 27, 2013 22:18
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JoeRules posted:I don't hate Guillard inside distance at +200.  my only bet for tonight.
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Hell yeah, not a bad night. Was soooo close to making more but MM hit that sweet armbar. Just glad I came out ahead and saw MM own a dude.
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Here's what I have so far for next weekend: $10.00 $6.90 Pending 8/3/13 10:00pm Props Fighting 1405 Lineker wins inside distance -145* vs Not Lineker inside distance $13.19 $8.24 Pending 8/3/13 11:30pm Props Fighting 1041 Aldo wins by TKO/KO -160* vs Any other result Not seeing anything else at the moment that looks particularly enticing. I may just stick with what I have here. e: added a parlay, last bet I'm doing. $10.00 $14.78 Pending 5 Team Parlay Pending 8/3/13 11:59pm UFC Fighting 1002 Jose Aldo -750* vs Chan Sung Jung Pending 8/3/13 11:30pm UFC Fighting 1102 Lyoto Machida -360* vs Phil Davis Pending 8/3/13 10:00pm UFC Fighting 1401 John Lineker -420* vs Jose Tome Pending 8/3/13 8:00pm UFC Fighting 1802 Ian McCall -410* vs Iliarde Santos Pending 8/3/13 7:30pm UFC Fighting 1902 Rani Yahya -900* vs Josh Clopton Queering Wheel fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jul 31, 2013 |
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MrSmokes posted:Here's what I have so far for next weekend: That parlay solid I'll be doing something similar. As well as money on tkz by ko because I have an innate need to lose.
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Aug 1, 2013 00:52
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More like an innate need for big bucks no whammies
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Aug 3, 2013 16:37
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I'm taking Machida by decision, even money. Probably nothing else. edit: that changed quickly. +125.
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Aug 3, 2013 19:47
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$10.00 $63.50 Pending 8/3/13 11:59pm Reduced Fighting 1001 Chan Sung Jung +635* vs Jose Aldo 
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I've got small bets on Iliarde Santos @ +300 and Jose Maria @ +350. They're both experienced fighters, and betting on Brazilians fighting in Brazil isn't a terrible idea. Lineker couldn't make weight, so he's going to be a bit drained, and as much as I love Uncle Creepy (bought the shirt) he's under a lot of pressure now. I expect to lose those bets, but I think the odds are a bit long so worthy of a punt. Bigger bet on Thales Leites. Tom Kong is a journeyman at best, his wrestling is not bad by UK standards but that means it's internationally poo poo. I think this might be a bit one-sided, -130 on Thales was too tempting.
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Want the ultimate rush of not betting to win, but betting not to lose? Then do what I just did. gently caress instant gratification and big reward, let's turn this poo poo into bad banking. As long as Aldo doesn't win 50-45 (which is a real possibility), these bets pretty much cover every outcome for a tiny semi-guaranteed return. Aldo wins inside distance -220 Sung Jung points handicap +9½ +330 Time to get a little Scalpulator in your life: Bet 1: $22.00 @ -220 Bet 2: $07.44 @ +330 Total Investment: $29.44 Total Return: $32.00 Total Profit: $2.56 ROI: 8.69% Basically it's a bet on (the judges not being idiots, already -EV I know) Not Aldo By 50-45 Decision @ -1049 Except for draws and NCs, but those are essentially negligible of course. I think I may have a new problem.
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Lloyd Boner posted:$10.00 $63.50 Pending 8/3/13 11:59pm Reduced Fighting 1001 Chan Sung Jung +635* vs Jose Aldo Your loyalty to Reduced Fighting 1001 Chan Sung Jung will be rewarded, in this life or the next. 로이드 보나, 파이팅!
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Pretty good start, Lineker won and my parlay is still going strong. I went ahead and dropped $11.90 to win $20.23 on Thales Leites winning inside the distance.
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MrSmokes posted:Pretty good start, Lineker won and my parlay is still going strong. I went ahead and dropped $11.90 to win $20.23 on Thales Leites winning inside the distance. Welp 
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haha poo poo, oh well. It seemed like a good idea and Thales did come close with his sub attempts.
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Knowing how jase bets, I have a feeling he may have put some money on the Hippo. At least, he would have until recently. I wonder if our bullying caused him to reconsider betting on underdogs.
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Okay one more bet and then I'm leaving it be, $5 to win $13 on Machida winning inside the distance.
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Well I didn't win my Machida bet or my big parlay, so in desperation to save the night I put everything on Aldo winning inside the distance. Came out ahead overall but I don't feel right about it with the way the main event ended 
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I won money on the Hippo. ( magalite is a trash weight and hippo could do a punch, worth a shot for how heavily he was handicapped. ) Lost 25 bucks on a straight safety Machida bet. What loving universe do I live in?!?!
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Aug 5, 2013 02:03
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I bet imaginary Internet money on Perosh by round 1 TKO. I need to stop doing this because I might get tempted to actually bet
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I lost 25 bucks because Machida got screwed. I had Leites, Machida and Aldo in a parlay.
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BlindSite posted:I lost 25 bucks because Machida got screwed. I had Leites, Machida and Aldo in a parlay. You lost money because you made a cowardly parlay. Parlays should only be made on long shots to win thousands. That and you bet on MMA.
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MassRafTer posted:You lost money because you made a cowardly parlay. Parlays should only be made on long shots to win thousands. That and you bet on MMA. Legit. The only bet I have ever made on MMA was a 5-way parlay on the Coleman-Couture card. I bet Sonnen, 3 other guys who also won (that I can't remember any more), and Coleman. Needless to say, it was extremely exciting and then really, really sad at that end. My $25 would have won me $1400, but instead I am just another goon who lost money betting on Mark Coleman.
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