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Wow, I haven't seen that since I was in middle school. Good times.
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# ? Jul 24, 2013 03:13 |
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There has been a stunning increase in radio commercials wherein people loving say "hashtag" in dialogue. Like "I fell down the stairs, I feel like I'm some sort of hashtag moron." It makes me want to go on some sort of crusade of violence. Also a Toyota commercial does it too on the TV so its vaguely relevant to this thread.
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# ? Jul 24, 2013 03:16 |
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gently caress Toyota and gently caress Scion. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjf714B0Ob4
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# ? Jul 24, 2013 03:33 |
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Gonz posted:gently caress Toyota and gently caress Scion. Man I saw this and I was afraid it was by Pogo but thankfully it isn't.
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# ? Jul 24, 2013 05:16 |
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Rirse posted:Vonage has never had any good commercials, but their batch with the hippie turned CEO is giving me Geico Cavemen flashbacks, and that something nobody ever wanted to remember. That new jerk IS annoying. And as a dude who lives in south Texas, a guy busting through a wall with a sledgehammer screaming "¡MÉXICOOOO! " would freak me out.
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# ? Jul 25, 2013 17:19 |
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Lee Harvey Oswald posted:I think Flo has outstayed her welcome by about three years. Between that, the radio ads, and "Let's get ready to BUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" I would have to agree.
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# ? Jul 25, 2013 18:38 |
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iastudent posted:I'm fairly sure I just heard someone in an IHOP commercial say "This has swag!" in reference to a dish. Not just any dish my friend, bananas-and-cream pancakes. At least I can tell my kids I was there the moment "swag" lost all meaning.
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# ? Jul 26, 2013 04:13 |
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I swear, if I have to listen to that teenage brat whining to her mom about how her super-expensive jeans will get ruined in the washing machine, I don't know what I'll do.
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# ? Jul 26, 2013 04:23 |
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What is Bill Hader doing in a commercial for cellphones? I really loved the guy on SNL. It's sad to see there three brightest stars wind up in terrible places. Sudekis is doing terrible movies featuring Jennifer Anniston, Samberg is doing some really stupid cop drama/sandler movies, and Hader is now reduced to this. .
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# ? Jul 27, 2013 00:35 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:What is Bill Hader doing in a commercial for cellphones? That's about on par for what SNL people do, they go and do big name comedy films but since the films are big name they have a lot of production and blah blah they turn out poo poo because it was a big movie with a now big star so whoever is financing it wants it to make more megabux and it ends up lovely. I mean really think back about how many SNL stars go on to immediately make something pretty good that isn't a smaller production, a niche thing, or years after they left the show. You'll come up with some but then you're forgetting all the other stuff they've done that everyone's forgotten that was similar to whatever this pot dealer movie with Sudeikis is (is it actually bad? I do kinda like it looks good). Also comedians aren't writers and have bad taste or something. edit: Take Dan Aykroyd for example, you may think oh The Blues Brothers and Ghostbusters but then you're forgetting 1941, which came out right after he left SNL, or whatever Mr Mike's Mondo Video is, also right after SNL, you forget Neighbors (I'm presuming it's a lovely movie), and Doctor Detroit, or Spies Like Us, or Nothing But Trouble (a movie he wrote and directed keep in mind). People from SNL have a lot of misses too you know. Also SNL kinda sucks and always has edit: Actually in other commercial news, Marineland has made a new commercial with their same ol lovely annoying song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AZVooO1FZM If you don't know what Marineland is it's a lovely waterpark thing near Niagara Falls that is pretty infamous for having a commercial that ran for like 15 years (seriously it's been about that long) all over Canada and parts of the US with a really catchy but horrible song. Here's the old one if you've never had the pleasure of being subjected to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XOzE15iPk piratepilates fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jul 27, 2013 |
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You did not just say Spies Like Us was bad.
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# ? Jul 27, 2013 02:20 |
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Sash! posted:You did not just say Spies Like Us was bad. Goddamn straight, the only one of those films considered a missus Nothing But Trouble , which was goddamn weird.
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# ? Jul 27, 2013 06:47 |
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Young Freud posted:Goddamn straight, the only one of those films considered a missus Nothing But Trouble , which was goddamn weird. Chevy Chase vanity project. I'm willing to bet it would've been better had he not been able to say, "it'd be better if my character did this."
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# ? Jul 27, 2013 07:44 |
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Sash! posted:You did not just say Spies Like Us was bad. Amen, brother. And I will brook no slander of 1941.
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# ? Jul 27, 2013 13:36 |
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Is anyone surprised Andy Samberg is turning into Adam Sandler 2.0? The first time I saw him I immediately thought "is he gonna be this generations Adam Sandler?" Not that I think it's a good thing to be or anything, but just like the 2013 edition. I loving hate that Scion commercial, and all commercials that do that poo poo. Especially Kit Kats. Go gently caress yourself, kitkats.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 18:42 |
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SpookyLizard posted:Is anyone surprised Andy Samberg is turning into Adam Sandler 2.0? The first time I saw him I immediately thought "is he gonna be this generations Adam Sandler?" Not that I think it's a good thing to be or anything, but just like the 2013 edition. He made a splash with that SNL Digital short and everybody thought he was going to be the Next Big Thing. I never thought he was funny in the least bit. Just like Sandler. The only thing worse than Sandler are his hardcore fans.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 19:10 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:What is Bill Hader doing in a commercial for cellphones? He still writes for South Park (whether that's a step up is arguable) and I think I saw him the other day on Craig Ferguson about a movie he's in / going to be in, so it's not like he's doing nothing but cell phone commercials. They're pretty funny commercials so I don't see what the big deal is.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 19:18 |
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raditts posted:He still writes for South Park (whether that's a step up is arguable) and I think I saw him the other day on Craig Ferguson about a movie he's in / going to be in, so it's not like he's doing nothing but cell phone commercials. They're pretty funny commercials so I don't see what the big deal is. I think that was The To-Do List, which he's in and his wife directed or something along those lines, which seems like a good movie but also on the smaller scale of things. And I didn't say anything about those commercials because hell I'd do those commercials, some company decided to pay him megabucks to talk about how great the Galaxy or whatever is for 30 seconds, that's a good deal. edit: you son of a bitch did you quote me and edit it out or am I going crazy
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 19:21 |
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piratepilates posted:edit: you son of a bitch did you quote me and edit it out or am I going crazy I did by accident at first, yeah
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 19:27 |
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I liked Hader showing up as a computer voice in the newest Star Trek.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 19:44 |
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Sash! posted:You did not just say Spies Like Us was bad.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 20:31 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:Or Doctor Detroit (ok, it is bad but still you have a guy with a fake metal hand swordfighting a fat madam named Mom, how can you not like it?) Dr_Strangelove posted:Amen, brother. And I will brook no slander of 1941. Sash! posted:You did not just say Spies Like Us was bad. You see in 10 or 20 years there's going to be a whole bunch of people going "oh you did not just say Sudeikis Drug Dealing Family Movie was bad, ok maybe it was but that one part was really good!!" in the same way you people are. Doesn't mean that movie is not going to probably be bad!! piratepilates fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jul 28, 2013 |
# ? Jul 28, 2013 22:30 |
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piratepilates posted:You see in 10 or 20 years there's going to be a whole bunch of people going "oh you did not just say Sudeikis Drug Dealing Family Movie was bad, ok maybe it was but that one part was really good!!" in the same way you people are. Of course you don't know if the Sudekis movie is going to be good yet.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 22:50 |
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There's no part of Spies Like Us I'm going to say is good. Because the whole movie is good.
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 02:41 |
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Maxwell Lord posted:I liked Hader showing up as a computer voice in the newest Star Trek. Wait what? I guessed I phased out hearing any specific computer voice, which one specifically? Also isn't Hader in Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs? Cause that movie owns bones. And his cellphone commercials are pretty decent and FAR from the usual crap.
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 02:47 |
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squarerandom posted:Wait what? I guessed I phased out hearing any specific computer voice, which one specifically? I'm pretty sure it's when the Vengeance is crashing into Earth- the voice warning Khan that the ship's about to be destroyed sounds a HELL of a lot like Hader and there he was in the credits.
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 03:23 |
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Spies Like Us is pretty solid gold, what the gently caress are you on about.
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 08:12 |
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I guess advertisers must have heard me complaining about "I Love It" and decided to stop playing it...and start playing "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore in everything. Also shame on Hot Pockets for trying to pass off their product as some kind of gourmet treat that won't burn the gently caress out of your mouth.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:16 |
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It's not really a TV ad, and I don't know how widespread this is or not, but at the store where I work there's this Snapple advertisement that gets played over the loudspeaker every so often, with this announcer guy and this old man talking about half-and-half iced tea and lemonade, and the announcer treats it as the most AWE-INSPIRING, MIND-BLOWING THING EVER. I have to hear this poo poo every hour for eight hours a day while I do inventory and I am just so sick of it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 03:47 |
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Yeah, I've been in stores where there is a terrible loving commercial about the store that comes up several times in my short shopping trip. I think to myself "If I had to hear this thing for 8 hours I would kill as many customers as I could and then myself." I also wonder how people who drive the loving ice cream truck don't go insane and just start mowing down kids with that horrible music.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:34 |
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Gaunab posted:Also shame on Hot Pockets for trying to pass off their product as some kind of gourmet treat that won't burn the gently caress out of your mouth. Its part of their hilarious product relaunch where they're trying to appeal to Millenials because their studies told them that Millenials know what Prosciuotto is. I'm not joking about that. Chasing Millenials while cutting costs is the same reason KFC now has no bones in its chicken so prepare to experience the joy of being targeted to by people who don't really understand data.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 16:25 |
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Barudak posted:Its part of their hilarious product relaunch where they're trying to appeal to Millenials because their studies told them that Millenials know what Prosciuotto is. I'm not joking about that. Chasing Millenials while cutting costs is the same reason KFC now has no bones in its chicken so prepare to experience the joy of being targeted to by people who don't really understand data. I for one am glad to see the millennials paving the way for food in pill form.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 17:08 |
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Is it just me or are there WAY too many kids making GBS threads their pants (or making GBS threads in general) in commercials this year? To wit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCuyMbyFE_U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZjREqarKLI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GZVUfKFwMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOS8T_LIo6E It's not "cute" or funny or anything. It's just loving gross, ad people. Stop.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 18:08 |
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Those Clorox commercials would be so much better if the actors in them drank a bunch of Clorox bleach.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 18:11 |
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SubponticatePoster posted:Yeah, I've been in stores where there is a terrible loving commercial about the store that comes up several times in my short shopping trip. I think to myself "If I had to hear this thing for 8 hours I would kill as many customers as I could and then myself." It's annoying, but after working at a store that played loud music/ads on a CD (so they would repeat constantly throughout the day) I found that eventually you just kind of tune it out unless it's really super obnoxious. I kind of stopped noticing there was even music playing at all most of the time. OK, Christmas did kind of make me consider suicide but the music was only partially to blame.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 18:44 |
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Uh oh. Guess what day it is! Guess. What. Day. It. Is! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 18:46 |
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Gonz posted:Those Clorox commercials would be so much better if the actors in them drank a bunch of Clorox bleach. My pals and I all drink clorox, or eat snowy bleach right out of the box. Bleach keeps you young so I've been told.
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 19:15 |
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Wagonburner posted:My pals and I all drink clorox, or eat snowy bleach right out of the box. Bleach keeps you young so I've been told. Drink it with a chaser is the first thing that I learned I think I've seen more Dead Milkmen jokes in the last month than basically ever before in my life
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 19:23 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu20sOpPdEU Anytime this comes on I want to throw my TV out a window
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 21:36 |
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Retail Slave posted:Uh oh. Guess what day it is! Do they only show this commercial on Wednesdays? Because otherwise it's a weird coincidence that that's the only time I ever see it.
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