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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Total Divas on E ! - In Memory Of Gismo
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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot


Seven girls. Non-zero guys. Unknown numbers of cups. Pro wrestling. Fake fighting. Smart. Sexy. Powerful. Total Divas is your 2013 build to Summerslam. ˇTotal Divas on E!

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WWE and E!, two pop culture giants, partner to bring viewers the first-ever look into the world of the WWE Divas in the all new docu-series, “Total Divas.” Cameras will follow the lives of five Divas - both in and out of the ring - giving a first-hand look at the electric personalities, compelling personal lives and incomparable in-ring performances that have helped make WWE the most successful organization in sports entertainment history.

With the triumphant return of fan favorites, The Bella Twins, Nikki and Brie, after a year-long break, the two sisters are met with an explosive mix of energy from two gorgeous, polar opposite newbies who enter the rigorous WWE training program for a chance to call themselves Divas. The series opens with an unprecedented look inside the most-anticipated WWE event of the year, WrestleMania®, marking the first time that any television series was granted exclusive behind-the-scenes access to WWE. Produced by WWE and Bunim-Murray Productions, a Banijay company, “Total Divas” will highlight the glamorous, chaotic and often dramatic lives of the WWE Divas when the series premieres Sunday, July 28 at 10pm ET/PT following a new episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” only on E!

Who writes this poo poo? This is a pro wrestling reality show designed to appeal to E!'s majority female audience. Dont expect to like this show. But, it's pro wrestling, and that means it will always have a certain trainwreck quality to it. There are pretty ladies, really pretty men, and possible some storyline that will tie in to Raw. If the promo clips are anything to judge by, it shouldn't be boring.

Starring


Nikki Bella


Brie Bella


Nattie Neidhart


Ariane (Funkadactyl Cameron)


Trinity (Funkadactyl Naomi)


Eva Marie Saint


Summer Rae


Jose "Jo-Jo" Offerman

Plus probably some guys. Dont quote me on this.


What to expect

I dont know anything about girls.
Who is sleeping with who?
Girth discussions
Daniel Bryan and John Cena are having a match at Summerslam
Nattie Neidhart and Tyson Kidd get married
Fandango
A Bella is upset someone looks like her
The redhaired girl slapped Jerry Lawler

Schedule

Sundays at 10pm EST, 7pm PST on E!

Stream: http://smackyourtv.com/
Old episodes: http://watchwrestling.net/wwe/totaldivas/

Meat Recital fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Mar 17, 2014

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Thank you for a wonderful post, I am jealous I cannot watch this just now

I think next week's episode is called "Tango with Fandango"

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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
This is probably going to be the best weekly wrestling show in a long time

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 02:35
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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


 Which thread will end up with fewer posts? This, the Robot Combat League thread or the British Boot Camp thread?

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 02:36
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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

 I heard Tensai makes a cameo

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Voted OP 5

I got my Total Divas poster and I'm ready to see some cool catty... things.

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 02:39
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Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Going to watch this train wreck probably. Why not

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 02:46
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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 I hope Nattie just talks about her cat the whole time.

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 02:49
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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Bard Maddox posted:

Voted OP 5

I got my Total Divas poster and I'm ready to see some cool catty... things.



Hoyl poo poo I'm seeing double. Four Bellas?!

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 02:52
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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Gibbs looks a lot different.

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 02:59
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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
The Bellas are shooting brothers!

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 "Man, I wish I was sober while watching this" - loving nobody

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 03:02
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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 I'm still gonna call them Cameron and Naomi

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 03:02
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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 When did they change her name to Trinity?

That's her real name?

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Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
I love this poo poo already

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I actually found a stream, guess I am watching this with you guys and gals

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 03:03
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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Trinity is Naomi's real name. It's a shoot dude.

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 03:03
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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 I saw Kevin Dunn as an executive producer. That made me happy for some reason.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I'm so confused.

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 03:04
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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 Kayfabe is dead, brother.

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
They're excited to wrestle at Wrestlemania. :lol: Those poor girls

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
NATTIES DAD: FORMER WWE SUPERSTAR

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Bill DeMott, what an arsehole

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Neidhart looks like some fat grade school kid.

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crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Bill Demotte should be great on this


The Anvil looks fat

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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Valeyard posted:

I actually found a stream, guess I am watching this with you guys and gals

Do share, friend.

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 03:05
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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 RAPADOOOOOOOOOO

* # ? Jul 29, 2013 03:06
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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Cena knows how to fish?! :aaa:

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Meat Recital posted:

Do share, friend.

http://smackyourtv.com/

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 John Cena will be the star of this show too.

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crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Lets ask John's exwife what type of guy he is

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I hope it's all Cena, all the time

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Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
Ug this loving owns.

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Cena's confused face at Nikki explaining the notebook :lol:

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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Valeyard posted:

http://smackyourtv.com/

Thank you.

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crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

Miching Mallecho posted:

Cena knows how to fish?! :aaa:

Wrong, someone is under the water throwing fish on shore for him

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Valeyard posted:

I hope it's all Cena, all the time

Would you rather have all Cena or all Bellas?

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schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
If this turns into Cena Knows Best I'm down

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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
D-Bry :swoon:

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Liar Lyre posted:

Would you rather have all Cena or all Bellas?

I realised that mistake as soon as I said it

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