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Tardcore posted:Not good enough, I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd need full on dick hats. Artisan handcrafted fair trade penis and vagina accessories
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This isn't so much awkward itself, but it's more than relevant to the thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0m-k6qZMx8&feature=player_detailpage&t=75 The Homestar Runner voice actors come back from the dead to make fun of contemporary nerds.
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LorrdErnie posted:What's different about the bottom one? Fuuuuuuck, people. They're vulvas 
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Aug 1, 2013 17:50
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They all just look like vaginas to me?
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Mogomra posted:Take a step back and think about people actually wearing these. Wearing jewelry modeled after genitalia is definitely awkward and would be considered gross by an overwhelming majority I would think. When I was a teenager in the late 80s it was still pretty easy to shock grownups, at least it was in small town Ontario. Punk hairdos, crazy fashions, and god forbid a nose ring or something; any of these things were enough to set hands to wringing. But these days it's like there are hardly any taboos left. Stretch piercings, facial tattoos, cross-dressing, it's all been done to the point that it's just kinda boring these days. But wearable genitals, that's the future. Soon all the cool kids will have some kind of cock bracelet or pussy shoes, and parents can go back to being shocked again. I guess what I'm trying to say is don't be such a square, man.
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rear end in a top hat casserole posted:Fuuuuuuck, people. They're vulvas Quit being one of those people.
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Aug 1, 2013 18:43
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Dylan-D posted:Quit being one of those people. People who know basic anatomy? You shut your stupid throat!
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Aug 1, 2013 18:46
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Excuse me, I believe you'll find that most people call them hamflaps thank you very much. 
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Aug 1, 2013 18:57
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Pilsner posted:Christ. I like that they're all girl names, then you get Jeffrie.
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Aug 1, 2013 19:07
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Beef curtains you mean.
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Orange Harrison posted:This isn't so much awkward itself, but it's more than relevant to the thread. Now I want more. Thanks for reopening that wound. 
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Aug 1, 2013 19:08
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Mogomra posted:Take a step back and think about people actually wearing these. Wearing jewelry modeled after genitalia is definitely awkward and would be considered gross by an overwhelming majority I would think.
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Flying Fortress posted:When I was a teenager in the late 80s it was still pretty easy to shock grownups, at least it was in small town Ontario. Punk hairdos, crazy fashions, and god forbid a nose ring or something; any of these things were enough to set hands to wringing. But these days it's like there are hardly any taboos left. Stretch piercings, facial tattoos, cross-dressing, it's all been done to the point that it's just kinda boring these days. But wearable genitals, that's the future. Soon all the cool kids will have some kind of cock bracelet or pussy shoes, and parents can go back to being shocked again. God drat it, you're probably right.
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Aug 1, 2013 19:08
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Do they sell frosted glass handcrafted artisan dick necklaces as well? No, but I think you'll find that this may make up for it:   http://www.etsy.com/listing/35594720/mature-masturbating-dinosaur-wall-art
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Aug 1, 2013 19:09
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LorrdErnie posted:What's different about the bottom one? Well, sure. Vaginas that someone lit a firecracker in.
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Aug 1, 2013 19:15
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Tardcore posted:Not good enough, I think I speak for everyone when I say we'd need full on dick hats. I was once commissioned to make a pair of dick hats. They can be seen here: (slightly ) http://youtu.be/NKHU-h0qHsk
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Aug 1, 2013 19:18
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Leelee posted:No, but I think you'll find that this may make up for it: That would make an amazing coat hanger. Just imagine the look on a guest's face as they go to take their coat and leave!
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Aug 1, 2013 19:19
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Heh those sure are some characterful spam castanets there.
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Mogomra posted:Take a step back and think about people actually wearing these. Wearing jewelry modeled after genitalia is definitely awkward and would be considered gross by an overwhelming majority I would think. I don't think anyone disagrees? But they are all normal-looking genitals, or at least they would be if they weren't on necklaces. Etsy sellers do indeed sell glass penis jewelry. There used to be some crazy lady featured on Regretsy who did them in all shapes and sizes, named them, and wrote a creepy erotic story about how "Peter was shy in the locker room due to his small penis" or "Randy destroyed all of his clothes due to his constant pre-ejaculate" or some poo poo. She doesn't seem to sell there anymore.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I don't think anyone disagrees? But they are all normal-looking genitals, or at least they would be if they weren't on necklaces. There are a normal representation of genitalia, yes, but I remember someone once linked to this lady that would make your own vagina in jewelry so you would proudly wear it everyday. All she needed was a photo of your pussy. I believe that enters the awkward realm. Edit: Not implying that YOU have a pussy.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Well, sure. Vaginas that someone lit a firecracker in. Haven't really seen too many up close have you?
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LorrdErnie posted:What's different about the bottom one? It's attached to a necklace.
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unpacked robinhood posted:
Their shirts, when pressed together, appear to open a doorway to the land of goobers.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Well, sure. Vaginas that someone lit a firecracker in. Sorry you're afraid of labia dude. For content:   This guy's a big fan of The Amazing Atheist.
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Aug 1, 2013 20:22
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LorrdErnie posted:Sorry you're afraid of Labia Dude. That sounds like an interesting comic.
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Aug 1, 2013 20:23
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Y'know, I have a vague memory of an ad that ran in the back of Cosmo years ago. You sent away for a kit, probably some kind of wax or something.... I guess you were supposed to squat on it, then you sent it back, and six to eight weeks later you had a handsome bronze replica of your hooha. I think the suggested use was as a paperweight for your man's desk. Classy, that.
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Aug 1, 2013 20:24
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Yermaw Zahoor posted:That sounds like an interesting comic. ? http://i.imgur.com/u6apesM.jpg
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Aug 1, 2013 20:32
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RazorBunny posted:Horrible country stories I've lived in one of the most crowded, rude and noisy cities in the world my whole life but my God I would never ever ever trade it for ten minutes of being behind that tractor. You have my condolences brother. Cool wildlife though! All I had were foxes that make terrifying screaming noises at four AM. Anyway. 
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Aug 1, 2013 20:33
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The red lipstick says to me that someone was a bit too vigorous during foreplay. The wee man in the boat was flicked senseless.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Well, sure. Vaginas that someone lit a firecracker in. Watch less porn.
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Aug 1, 2013 20:39
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Calico Heart posted:I've lived in one of the most crowded, rude and noisy cities in the world my whole life but my God I would never ever ever trade it for ten minutes of being behind that tractor. You have my condolences brother. There just has to be some sort of mental issue that causes a person to look in a mirror while dressed/groomed this way and think "Ya, this is sexay".
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Aug 1, 2013 20:43
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Inevitable posted:Now THAT is abnormal. Nah, just a massive oval office.
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 Back and  more than ever beforeEdit: I should probably add he's like 5 foot 2 or something
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Calico Heart posted:I've lived in one of the most crowded, rude and noisy cities in the world my whole life but my God I would never ever ever trade it for ten minutes of being behind that tractor. You have my condolences brother. Getting kind of a gothy Chuck Mangione off of this one. 
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Aug 1, 2013 21:02
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Found in the ExperienceProject group "I Like Being Fat". Make sure to read the comments!
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Calico Heart posted:I've lived in one of the most crowded, rude and noisy cities in the world my whole life but my God I would never ever ever trade it for ten minutes of being behind that tractor. You have my condolences brother. That has to be one of the most unnecessary watermarks I've ever seen.
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Calico Heart posted:I've lived in one of the most crowded, rude and noisy cities in the world my whole life but my God I would never ever ever trade it for ten minutes of being behind that tractor. You have my condolences brother. Death metal peacocking.
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horriblePencilist posted:Found in the ExperienceProject group "I Like Being Fat". Make sure to read the comments! Good god, my brain can't even process how many calories that kid must take in each day.
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Grope-A-Matic posted:Good god, my brain can't even process how many calories that kid must take in each day. This ... is this a person pretending to be a fat kid on the internet for sexual purposes, or an actual fat kid writing weird sexualized descriptions of his day? NEITHER OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE GOOD 
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horriblePencilist posted:Found in the ExperienceProject group "I Like Being Fat". Make sure to read the comments! That reads like a fetishist wrote it. Hell, a fetishist probably DID write it.
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