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Today I got an email from Amazon, suggesting I might like to buy some of those anime boob mousepads. Thanks, goons.
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Aug 2, 2013 05:57
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They're very ergonomic; your wrists will thank you later.
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Fascinator posted:What does that shirt say? Hummel? Hummus? Either way, not a cool thing for a shirt. The shirt does indeed say Hummel, it's a danish clothing brand. No idea about the tattoo though.
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nutranurse posted:Do furry suits smell? Don't answer that, please. I'm not going to answer this directly, but do consider that sports team mascot suits - have built-in powered air conditioning systems - have built-in water supplies - are worn by healthy, athletic cheerleaders or gymnasts - are only worn for about four hours at a time - are cleaned and maintained as required - are not used for sexual activities and simply recognize that furry suits are the exact opposite in every way.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:Well, sure. Vaginas that someone lit a firecracker in. Haha am I seriously the only one in this thread who got a good laugh out of this? And his follow up comment? Speaking as the proud owner of a pair of meat curtains. Neckbeards gotta lighten up
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platedlizard posted:LeVar is such a professional, he hardly looks repulsed at all! Dude has been meeting Trekkies at conventions for more than 25 years. I bet he's seen so much freaky poo poo you wouldn't believe.
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nutranurse posted:Do furry suits smell? Don't answer that, please. From what I can gather most arms and legs on cheap basic costumes are essentially long furry gloves and boots with regular clothing worn over that can get machine or sink washed with little issue. The full bodied suits do require some degree of airing and cons apparently have rooms that have air blown in with racks to hang your costume. The heads are the worst as they're basically foam so there's effectively no way to actually clean them short of spraying febreeze into them and making sure they're kept aired between uses. Also google "durrsuits" if you want to look at people who appear to be dressing up as their inner piņata.
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Also a key factor: The people inside are the kind of people who want to wear a fursuit so, ya know, not a good starting point.
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Big fat man talks about the Friend Zone and Females http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI4VJnPKv7k
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Zzulu posted:Kinder Eggs is cheap trash you buy for kids who don't know better Fourty five pages late who gives a gently caress! My uncle used to go to Germany all the time and bring back Kinder Eggs for me. When I opened them, my mom used to break them into ten different pieces and would only let me eat one piece a day, since it was European chocolate and you're supposed to savor it goddammit!
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E: Meh, just regurgitating poo poo that has been said 100 times in this thread.
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    e: timgd for your sake. Also, full version here: http://goddess--nike.tumblr.com/post/54063858893/coelasquid-nanibgal-howardhill101 horriblePencilist has a new favorite as of 09:34 on Aug 2, 2013 |
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Pilsner posted:Speaking of ugly stuff, did anyone ever post Danish reality "star" Sidney Lee? He appeared on a reality series about singles actively dating, and in his very first shot, he was painting himself with tanning lotion using a paint brush, in order to prepare for his date that night. He looked so surreal I didn't know if he was male, female or a trans-something. Pilsner posted:He later exploded into the media, appearing on every possible B-list celebrity thing on TV, in the tabloids, involved in "scandals", etc. He's about 34 and thinks of himself as a professional gamer (because he won the national championship in Tekken like ages ago) and totally rock and roll. His hair is badly thinning at the front, so he almost always wear a bandana.   As a bonus, a picture of what he looks like when he pretends like it's all an act. 
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Mustached5thGrader posted:Big fat man talks about the Friend Zone and Females Dude is certainly ugly, and kinda awkward, but at least he seems to realize that the problem rests on him and his weight. Like, yeah he said "females" but he wasn't saying that all women are shallow whores like every PUA out there, nor did he argue, like every fat-acceptance blogger, that the roller-coaster seats were just prejudiced against him and how dare they display such thin privilege. Unlike this lady...  ...who you just know thinks that she's the sexiest thing under the sun. If you look real closely, you can make out a good six inches of clearance between the bottom of her corset and her thighs.
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J. Alfred Prufrock posted:Unlike this lady...
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Corsets are not supposed to work in the way you think they will, lady.
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So where is corset lady that there's a Disney-like painted wall and a Christmas tree, and she's allowed to wear that? 
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Maybe he's not racist but visited Japan while smelling really terrible?
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Awkward Imgur nerds "How To Be A Bad-rear end" Highlights include the advice to inflict pain on yourself to increase your tolerance, "Compose a montage in your head, set to heavy music, with scenes involving the violent deaths of people you despise." Why? Because "...anger gives you focus, makes you stronger."  
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I love how everything about that man screams I'm too old to give a gently caress. Is he somebody or is this just a random picture?
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GIS reveals it's Bob Uecker from the Milwaukee Brewers when the team was booked into the same hotel as a Furry convention.quote:Virtually everyone, even those who looked otherwise "normal", had a tail sticking out of their clothes in the back. Players and staff reported neighboring rooms generating loud animal noises, barking and other, deep into the night. At first it was kind of funny to see these people wandering around the downtown streets and filing into the hotel, but after the novelty wore off it just made everyone feel creepy. The "furries" seem harmless enough, but people who think they might be an animal trapped in a human body just are unnervingly odd, to say the least.
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chillmander posted:Highlights include the advice to inflict pain on yourself to increase your tolerance, What sort of out of shape failure considers stretching their legs to be pushing their pain threshold.
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rodbeard posted:I love how everything about that man screams I'm too old to give a gently caress. Is he somebody or is this just a random picture? Looks like some time actor, previous baseball player and current play-by-play commentator Bob Uecker to me. He's a pretty awesome guy.
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rodbeard posted:I love how everything about that man screams I'm too old to give a gently caress. Is he somebody or is this just a random picture? I suppose the picture isn't super clear and since he's wearing glasses it also makes it tough to identify, but yes, it's Bob Uecker. edit:  
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Sometimes, popular tumblr "This is Thin Privilege" gets questions. Note: the question was asked by a 9-year old girl.
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-Anders posted:No idea about the tattoo though. 'Metal Up Your rear end' is a Metallica thing. 
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I think a jar full of that poo poo qualifies as a bioweapon. I cannot even imagine the smell, even if she kept it refrigerated. Good god.
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horriblePencilist posted:
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horriblePencilist posted:
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Scathach posted:So where is corset lady that there's a Disney-like painted wall and a Christmas tree, and she's allowed to wear that? She's the Ghost of Christmas party regret. You'll never drink again.
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How is it not rotting or separating into layers of liquid / coagulated protein / whatever?
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Scathach posted:So where is corset lady that there's a Disney-like painted wall and a Christmas tree, and she's allowed to wear that? Leslie Hall
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steinrokkan posted:How is it not rotting or separating into layers of liquid / coagulated protein / whatever? That suit looks pretty tight and waterproof so it's just holding it all together.
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Ohhhhh my god please tell me this is not real. It's a joke, it's some sort of sick joke.... because the smell from that jar must clear out a six block radius every time she opens it It's not the smell that it would have that bothers me so much as how she would get the blood into the jar in the first place. Is she constantly squatting over the jar when she's menstrating? Does she squeeze out her tampons to get it into the jar? Does she keep it in her pants?
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