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Visual Sneeze
Mar 4, 2008

Rose City 'til I die!

raditts posted:

Do they only show this commercial on Wednesdays? Because otherwise it's a weird coincidence that that's the only time I ever see it.

Nope, definitely saw it on tv this Monday.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

raditts posted:

Do they only show this commercial on Wednesdays? Because otherwise it's a weird coincidence that that's the only time I ever see it.

I can tolerate most commercials, but this one and the "Let's get ready to bundle" ones send my flying for the mute button.

Beeez
May 28, 2012
Don't know if this has been mentioned before/if it's just local to the New England area, but this is the worst commercial of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQSx3OAzvb0

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I like the commentary on modern society in the Nokia Lumina commercials.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Beeez posted:

Don't know if this has been mentioned before/if it's just local to the New England area, but this is the worst commercial of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQSx3OAzvb0

I had to turn it off within the first 5 seconds because I could feel my blood pressure rising.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

GOO-HEH MOR-NEN. MY NEM ES BER-AD.

GOO-HEH MOR-NEN. MY NEM ES BER-AD.

GOO-HEH MOR-NEN. MY NEM ES BER-AD.



Go gently caress yourself, Rosetta Stone.

EDIT: Has this commercial aired anywhere else than Adult Swim? That seems to be the only time I see it.

You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Aug 1, 2013

Kem Rixen
Aug 6, 2007

With this turnip I am become death, the destroyer of worlds!

Beeez posted:

Don't know if this has been mentioned before/if it's just local to the New England area, but this is the worst commercial of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQSx3OAzvb0

I hate that horrible commercial, its so annoying to hear people do bad New England accents even as a "joke."

Myst Hat
Jul 10, 2004
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rub_G-HiYA

It's nice of Wendy's to give us these real-life situations we can all relate to.

Also I've been seeing a lot of commercials for some mechanics' school called "UTI". Good job naming your school after a horribly painful medical condition.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6BvAWlVLwc

Just saw this on TV.

Back to School ads are literally the worst.

Beeez
May 28, 2012

Myst Hat posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rub_G-HiYA

It's nice of Wendy's to give us these real-life situations we can all relate to.

Also I've been seeing a lot of commercials for some mechanics' school called "UTI". Good job naming your school after a horribly painful medical condition.

And I'm glad Wendy's is finally replacing those pretentious mom and pop burger places too. Now that they have pretzel buns I have no reason to eat pretzels, burgers, or mustard from anywhere else.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

FuzzySkinner posted:


Back to School ads are literally the worst.

Target is using "Push It" for a back to school commercial too.

Miss Kalle
Jan 4, 2013

This avatar is lacking a certain something, don't you think? IT'S MISSING YOUR SCREAMS, TRANSFER STUDENT!

Myst Hat posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rub_G-HiYA

It's nice of Wendy's to give us these real-life situations we can all relate to.

Also I've been seeing a lot of commercials for some mechanics' school called "UTI". Good job naming your school after a horribly painful medical condition.

I was complaining to my boyfriend about that Wendy's ad, because I was irritated with redhead being all smug about not going to places that are generally superior to Wendy's food. In fact, I basically told him that for me, Wendy's is 'what I eat in the mall when absolutely nothing else looks appetizing' food, but since most malls usually have Auntie Anne's, they have no value in the end after all.

The UTI ads always boggled me, though. How do they not know what UTI stands for? (or, if they do, how do they go on not caring?)

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Miss Kalle posted:

I was complaining to my boyfriend about that Wendy's ad, because I was irritated with redhead being all smug about not going to places that are generally superior to Wendy's food. In fact, I basically told him that for me, Wendy's is 'what I eat in the mall when absolutely nothing else looks appetizing' food, but since most malls usually have Auntie Anne's, they have no value in the end after all.

The UTI ads always boggled me, though. How do they not know what UTI stands for? (or, if they do, how do they go on not caring?)

Maybe it's like the Aids brand and the people in charge thought "No we got here first, this is our phrase, we're just going to keep using it and nothing will be weird about that"

Didn't work out too well for that Aids guy though.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

Good hunter, free us from this waking nightmare

Myst Hat posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rub_G-HiYA

It's nice of Wendy's to give us these real-life situations we can all relate to.

Also I've been seeing a lot of commercials for some mechanics' school called "UTI". Good job naming your school after a horribly painful medical condition.

God the Wendy girl is terrible, loving third rate burger wench.

Tupping Liberty posted:

Target is using "Push It" for a back to school commercial too.

I was wondering how either Tool or Garbage could be used for back to school ads, so I hit up youtube.

I was happier before I did this.

Notgothic
May 24, 2003

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Capn Beeb posted:

I was wondering how either Tool or Garbage could be used for back to school ads, so I hit up youtube.

I was happier before I did this.

I'm glad you said that, because I was wondering the same thing and now I can just continue on in blissful ignorance.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Capn Beeb posted:

God the Wendy girl is terrible, loving third rate burger wench.

She's so clearly an attempt to cash in on the whole perky, quirky, low-level manic pixie persona that I'm surprised Flo from Progressive hasn't tried to kill her already.

(Plus the fact that "face. deep. in a Baconator" made me more uncomfortable every time she said it)

Cosmik Slop fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Aug 2, 2013

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


HASH TAG gently caress YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vnkCRosU0

I wonder if 10 years ago, Outkast imagined their music would be adapted for slide whistles in back-to-school commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8HTmTnfDYE

Tupping Liberty posted:

Target is using "Push It" for a back to school commercial too.

The sad thing is that that isn't the first time recently that Push It's been used to market to kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgLhtPQ11BY

"Chef Don't Judge" indeed.

raditts fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Aug 2, 2013

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






raditts posted:

I wonder if 10 years ago, Outkast imagined their music would be adapted for slide whistles in back-to-school commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8HTmTnfDYE

I almost feel the same way about "Under Pressure", but an instrumental version of a song with that name is just the thing some gradeschoolers would use for their class project about a model volcano and oh god I'm a back to school apologist :negative:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 9 days!)

raditts posted:

I wonder if 10 years ago, Outkast imagined their music would be adapted for slide whistles in back-to-school commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8HTmTnfDYE

99% sure those are recorders, like little kids play.

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Aug 2, 2013

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
The only way Sun Drop's Surprisingly Good ad campaign could be more racist is if Mickey Rourke played the announcer.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

McSpanky posted:

I almost feel the same way about "Under Pressure", but an instrumental version of a song with that name is just the thing some gradeschoolers would use for their class project about a model volcano and oh god I'm a back to school apologist :negative:

They just ripped off Vanilla Ice anyway.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
There is a local ad playing in the Indianapolis area that is pissing me off for MCL, which is pretty much known around town as the old people restaurant. They have only one location or so at this point, but are playing a really terrible ad where the person is telling people why buy pizza from Bazbeaua (the local pizza place that won best pizza for the last 30 years) and instead come to the old people place and buy cardboard pizza for 6 dollars.

:fuckoff: MCL

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Only a matter of time before Campbells starts using "Shoop" to sell soup.

Soup. Soup da doop. Soup da doop da doop de soup. Getcha getcha lips wet, cuz it's time to have pep(per).

Edited: For puntastic goodness.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 2, 2013

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Gonz posted:

Only a matter of time before Campbells starts using "Shoop" to sell soup.

Soup. Soup da doop. Soup da doop da doop de soup. Getcha getcha lips wet, cuz it's time to have pep.

I'm sorry, but how could you not make a salt and pepper pun? Shame! Fix that, fix it now! :haw:

Contribution:

the lights, the lights, the lights that light the lights the lights, the lights, the lights that light the lights the lights, the lights, the lights that light the lights the li:suicide:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Gonz posted:

Only a matter of time before Campbells starts using "Shoop" to sell soup.

Soup. Soup da doop. Soup da doop da doop de soup. Getcha getcha lips wet, cuz it's time to have pep(per).

Edited: For puntastic goodness.

They could also use "Whoop! (There it is)"

"Soup! There it is! Soup! There it is!

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
I'll take 100 more Flo commercials from Progressive over one more of the ones with the talking box of insurance.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


DrBouvenstein posted:

They could also use "Whoop! (There it is)"

"Soup! There it is! Soup! There it is!

Luvs already took this one a couple years ago. If you've never seen this, you brought this upon yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlwOVHP7ngM

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

raditts posted:

Luvs already took this one a couple years ago. If you've never seen this, you brought this upon yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlwOVHP7ngM

Gee thanks for that, I had erased that from my memory.

But speaking of bringing things on myself, sometimes I get distracted while watching Project Runway (because I'm almost always doing something else at the same time, PR needs like 10% of my attention), and forget to FF through the commercials. And then I'm subjected to things like this rap for the Lifetime show Double Divas:

Click at your own risk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGvr3KQOKTU

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mahoning posted:

I'll take 100 more Flo commercials from Progressive over one more of the ones with the talking box of insurance.

Does Progressive have any other ad campaigns besides Flo and the box? At least Geico tries to branch out. Although, it's time to put the Gecko and the singing duo down for good.

John Cenas Jorts
Dec 21, 2012
I've seen a couple different ads for Gazelle and they are no more or less terrible than all the other phone-for-cash site commercials, but one of them ends with just the logo and

"Gazelle dot com. It is a website."

:downs:

RMZXAnarchy
Sep 9, 2011

*Insert Sailor Jupiter joke here*

Mister Kingdom posted:

Does Progressive have any other ad campaigns besides Flo and the box? At least Geico tries to branch out. Although, it's time to put the Gecko and the singing duo down for good.

At least stack of money with eyes and Cavemen are gone.

I kinda want motorcycle man made of money to go away though, those commericals (along with the blue/white motorcyclist stuff) are animated really wierd and kinda bug me.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RMZXAnarchy posted:

I kinda want motorcycle man made of money to go away though, those commericals (along with the blue/white motorcyclist stuff) are animated really wierd and kinda bug me.

Could you spend the motorcycle man to death?

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

piratepilates posted:

Maybe it's like the Aids brand and the people in charge thought "No we got here first, this is our phrase, we're just going to keep using it and nothing will be weird about that"

Didn't work out too well for that Aids guy though.

Please, it was AYDS. "Clearly, people will know the difference!"

The Tao Jones posted:

She's so clearly an attempt to cash in on the whole perky, quirky, low-level manic pixie persona that I'm surprised Flo from Progressive hasn't tried to kill her already.

I propose they fight it out. Live. Pay-Per-View.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I remember those AYDS commercials.

"Why take diet pills when you can enjoy AYDS?"

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Oh, gently caress it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTitP5_yDUU

e: They also inserted an apostrophe into their own product's name. GOOD JERB

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Dr_Strangelove posted:

Please, it was AYDS. "Clearly, people will know the difference!"


:doh: I forgot, that really makes it worse.

Abundant Atrophy
Nov 3, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__5Dg5Vg_W4

I know the bar for a commercial isn't that high, but somehow I feel this falls far below it.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Does Progressive have any other ad campaigns besides Flo and the box? At least Geico tries to branch out. Although, it's time to put the Gecko and the singing duo down for good.

Wasn't there some leather jacketed, mustachioed with Elvis sideburns 1970s man shilling Progressive alongside Flo at some point? Or was that some other insurance company?

There's also the rate suckers commercials, but I've only seen like two of those.

SpookyLizard
Feb 17, 2009
I don't quite know who Debbie Boone is, but courtesy of Lifestyle Lift, I loving hate her.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

SpookyLizard posted:

I don't quite know who Debbie Boone is, but courtesy of Lifestyle Lift, I loving hate her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07-yKnKRMQ

She had one of the biggest hits on the 70s. "You Light Up My Life" was number one for ten weeks.

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