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Aug 12, 2013 14:04
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That car's owner must be absolutely insufferable.
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Aug 12, 2013 14:10
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Somebody desperately needs to be shoved into a locker.
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Aug 12, 2013 14:28
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Aug 12, 2013 14:31
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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:That car's owner must be absolutely insufferable. Not to mention irrational.
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Aug 12, 2013 14:41
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Not to mention irrational. 
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Aug 12, 2013 14:58
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Aug 12, 2013 15:14
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If anyone's wondering it's from Mark Waid's Insufferable digital comic and here's how they solve that problem. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 15:32 on Aug 12, 2013 |
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Aug 12, 2013 15:29
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Coffee And Pie posted:That's just good marketing, though. Too bad the letters aren't flipped. If I had to choose between insulting everyone under a glass surface or everyone finding my footprints, I'd go for the bigger audience...
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Aug 12, 2013 15:49
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Torquemadras posted:Too bad the letters aren't flipped. If I had to choose between insulting everyone under a glass surface or everyone finding my footprints, I'd go for the bigger audience... What about when you prop your feet up on someone's desk? It's a complicated calculus.
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Aug 12, 2013 15:51
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Male Man posted:What about when you prop your feet up on someone's desk? You have two feet and hopefully two shoes. Have one flipped and one normal, problem solved.
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Aug 12, 2013 15:59
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Helios Grime posted:You have two feet and hopefully two shoes. Have one flipped and one normal, problem solved. B-But then I'd have to remember which foot to put on my desk! Clearly, this requires further research.
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Aug 12, 2013 16:30
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You need a message that reads the same when mirrored, like "MAXIMUM HOT MOUTH"...admittedly your options carrying the same punch as "gently caress U" are a tad limited.
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Aug 12, 2013 16:40
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Helios Grime posted:You have two feet and hopefully two shoes. Have one flipped and one normal, problem solved. Have the words in a different color the right way around, so they're legible when looking at the shoe. But overlay it on indentations or reliefs that are mirrored, thus leaving right-reading footprints. Boom, problem solved.
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Aug 12, 2013 16:50
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Aug 12, 2013 16:59
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If anyone's wondering it's from Mark Waid's Insufferable digital comic and here's how they solve that problem. I... It's beautiful.
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Aug 12, 2013 17:10
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Sure was lucky that maniac with a gun didn't use it to shoot any of the little kids as the valiant heroes did their thing. Oh comics   Context: Police chief's children abducted and the daughter was artificially inseminated with her brother's semen Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 17:22 on Aug 12, 2013 |
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Aug 12, 2013 17:20
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MY STATIC UNCHANGING WORD USAGE THAT DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE COLLOQUIAL ADAPTATION  
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Aug 12, 2013 17:41
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But you're not allowed to use a word in it's own definition, that's cheating.
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Aug 12, 2013 17:56
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The Romans had penises everywhere. They had good luck flying penis amulets, all sorts of penis jewellery, little bronze penis creatures with penises on penises, etc etc. A GIS for 'roman penis' is always hilarious and educational. If you get busted looking at all those dicks you can also claim you're just researching history! Last Christmas I was given a Roman-era phallus (prob around 2nd cent. AD) that I wear on a chain sometimes; it's a triple-bollocked, uncircumcised erect penis with a fist on one end. Because of the loop for the chain and the dangly balls, it looks, from a distance, like an anchor. This amuses me (even more than a triple-bollocked fisting dick) because the anchor was an early Christian symbol.
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Aug 12, 2013 18:04
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Is that also from the same comic?
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Aug 12, 2013 18:09
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KoldPT posted:Is that also from the same comic? I think that is from Nemesis. Mark Millar is something else...
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Aug 12, 2013 18:11
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You know, I like this idea. Let's take it even further and make it so that every English word can also mean the opposite of what the word means. It'll be like one big prank on everyone trying to learn English as a second language.  (I mean, even more so than English already is)
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Aug 12, 2013 18:35
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dijon du jour posted:You know, I like this idea. Let's take it even further and make it so that every English word can also mean the opposite of what the word means. It'll be like one big prank on everyone trying to learn English as a second language. Sick.
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Aug 12, 2013 18:38
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dijon du jour posted:You know, I like this idea. Let's take it even further and make it so that every English word can also mean the opposite of what the word means. It'll be like one big prank on everyone trying to learn English as a second language. This is a good post.
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Aug 12, 2013 18:44
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Ms Boods posted:Last Christmas I was given a Roman-era phallus (prob around 2nd cent. AD) that I wear on a chain sometimes; it's a triple-bollocked, uncircumcised erect penis with a fist on one end. Because of the loop for the chain and the dangly balls, it looks, from a distance, like an anchor. This amuses me (even more than a triple-bollocked fisting dick) because the anchor was an early Christian symbol.
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Aug 12, 2013 18:44
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Imagine a world in which you simply wake up one day, put on your fedora, brush your neckbeard and walk outside your house. A random passer by smiles at you and says: "Nice hat, dude." Then he chuckles as he walks past you. A sudden horror creeps into your head: What if - what if the word Nice in this one instance actually meant the very opposite of what you read in the dictionary? What if the man tied to make fun of your fedora? How will you ever know the truth! You can't live in a world in which words ar given meaning by their users depending on context. As you are beginning to despair, another, much deeper voice rings through in your skull: WELCOME TO YOUR HELL!!!! All you people against colloquial use of "literal" are either socially crippled beyond repair or just obnoxious for the sake of feeling superior. And I'm saying at as a non-native speaker (you know that pretty much every European language has the same dichotomy of literally - "literally" in its popular vernacular? Making English more strict would in this instance make it harder.)
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Aug 12, 2013 18:46
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dijon du jour posted:You know, I like this idea. Let's take it even further and make it so that every English word can also mean the opposite of what the word means. It'll be like one big prank on everyone trying to learn English as a second language. Bad. Dope. Cool. Hot.
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Aug 12, 2013 18:53
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zoux posted:Bad. Dope. Cool. Hot. Difference is that the people saying those things weren't completely oblivious to the other meaning.
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Aug 12, 2013 18:57
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It's a good thing that he didn't sign his work!
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Aug 12, 2013 19:01
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Sad lions posted:Difference is that the people saying those things weren't completely oblivious to the other meaning. 
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Aug 12, 2013 19:05
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If you can't tell the difference between something being literal or figurative without the words themselves, I don't think they're gonna help.
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Aug 12, 2013 19:09
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 Ms Boods posted:Last Christmas I was given a Roman-era phallus (prob around 2nd cent. AD) that I wear on a chain sometimes; it's a triple-bollocked, uncircumcised erect penis with a fist on one end. How is such a thing even a penis any more
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Aug 12, 2013 19:09
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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:
It is the classical version of Dickbutt.
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Aug 12, 2013 19:13
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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:How is such a thing even a penis any more That's not what yours looks like?
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Aug 12, 2013 19:16
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Ms Boods posted:Last Christmas I was given a Roman-era phallus (prob around 2nd cent. AD) that I wear on a chain sometimes; it's a triple-bollocked, uncircumcised erect penis with a fist on one end. Why have you not shared this with us
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Aug 12, 2013 19:18
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Aston posted:That's not what yours looks like? I try not to look at it if at all possible.
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Aug 12, 2013 19:30
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I literally have a tattoo of the word "literally" on my dick you guys.
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Aug 12, 2013 19:34
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Coffee And Pie posted:I literally have a tattoo of the word "literally" on my dick you guys. When you're flacid does it "litt'lly"?
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Aug 12, 2013 19:42
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