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Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002

gleep gloop posted:

Are really bad content filters for public computers still a thing? I remember the one in my old high-school pissing off the girls in home ec because if a page said breast it was blocked and you got an automatic detention for trying to access a blocked page. Looking up a chicken breast recipe for class? lol sorry bitch see you from three to five on friday!

I think my college just doesn't have any sort of filter at all because I've seen kids looking at literal porn a few times on school computers.
My high school (1997-2000) library had two regular computers with internet access. On them was a custom program installed that wiped all sorts of installed and personal files upon the computer booting, meaning you couldn't save settings or bookmarks from visit to visit. It kinda "reset" Windows on each boot.

I figured out how to beat it - upon Windows starting up, I opened the task manager with Ctrl+Alt+Del, and found it that it was a simple executable being run at startup. I killed the process and renamed the executable - woot, free use of the computer!

There was no such thing as filtering or anything back then though.

Also, in related context: When the librarian of said high school library retired in the year 2000, someone had composed a song for her that we sang in the atrium to say goodbye. It contained a line going something like "such and such, and search on Google...". My friend and I were like "haha, WTF is 'google'?" to eachother. I believe I used https://www.hotbot.com/text back then.

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sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Pilsner posted:


There was no such thing as filtering or anything back then though.

Maybe not at your school, but...

Sorry, Bess can't go there!

...was a common thing to see in my high school.

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 
Ah, but did you try searching for stuff in Spanish?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Not really internet filter related, but the discussion reminded me - I remember there was some system - I can't remember what it was called - that locked down the Macs at my middle school so we couldn't install stuff or have much fun with them at all.

... which could be shut down or otherwise avoided using the command line tool in Hypercard. :v:

[Hypercard was incredibly awesome too, I borrowed the massive Hypercard guide from the library so much, never did get very good with it though]

e. AtEase! That was the system. It was an alternative interface over the top of Mac OS.

cowtown
Jul 4, 2007

the cow's a friend to me

Code Jockey posted:

Not really internet filter related, but the discussion reminded me - I remember there was some system - I can't remember what it was called - that locked down the Macs at my middle school so we couldn't install stuff or have much fun with them at all.

... which could be shut down or otherwise avoided using the command line tool in Hypercard. :v:

[Hypercard was incredibly awesome too, I borrowed the massive Hypercard guide from the library so much, never did get very good with it though]

e. AtEase! That was the system. It was an alternative interface over the top of Mac OS.



My school district used At Ease for a while, but it wasn't very effective (you could use the built-in debugger to quit to the Finder). The school district's computer guy ended up writing his own program to keep us from screwing up the computers. He later quit his job at the district and started a company to sell the software, which was named FoolProof. It was reasonably effective, though you could still get files onto the hard disk if you could find a program that would save files there without using the standard file dialogs. Microsoft Works had a modem package where you could establish a connection between the computer and itself and then "send" a file to get it to save to the hard drive.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Pilsner posted:

My high school (1997-2000) library had two regular computers with internet access. On them was a custom program installed that wiped all sorts of installed and personal files upon the computer booting, meaning you couldn't save settings or bookmarks from visit to visit. It kinda "reset" Windows on each boot.

I figured out how to beat it - upon Windows starting up, I opened the task manager with Ctrl+Alt+Del, and found it that it was a simple executable being run at startup. I killed the process and renamed the executable - woot, free use of the computer!

There was no such thing as filtering or anything back then though.

Also, in related context: When the librarian of said high school library retired in the year 2000, someone had composed a song for her that we sang in the atrium to say goodbye. It contained a line going something like "such and such, and search on Google...". My friend and I were like "haha, WTF is 'google'?" to eachother. I believe I used https://www.hotbot.com/text back then.

We just used to use proxies to get around it. But this was around 03-07, so things were a little different.

We probably got tons of viruses through that, though. I seemed to remember that certain proxies let things through. We didn't care, we were little shits that just had to check their gaia.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Oh man oh man, as soon as I saw this, enormous nostalgia rush. Felt like I was back at my old library, trying to remember the trick to killing it off. :P

And holy poo poo, Word Perfect. I haven't used that in 16-17 years, if that.

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004


And don't forget to turn the volume down if the computer was connected to speakers, or when you push the button the *CLICK!* sound would kill you.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ah yes, AtEase. I remember using this at school for several years. Later they got rid of it when they switched to these



I can't be the only one who tried out all the colors Internet Explorer had for its toolbar. I think ruby or sage were my favorite. It's too bad old Mac emulation is such a pain, they were cool (even though by today's standards they're borderline unusable.)

Datasmurf
Jan 19, 2009

Carpe Noctem
Websites for channels on IRC.
Every channel, be it a little one with one or two people, or big channels for cities and games and what not, had their own websites with channel rules, info about the users and what not. I made a couple of those myself back in the day, but I haven't seen one in years. None of the channels I frequent have one, and most people have no idea what I'm talking about either.

Zenostein
Aug 16, 2008

:h::h::h:Alhamdulillah-chan:h::h::h:

carry on then posted:

Ah yes, AtEase. I remember using this at school for several years. Later they got rid of it when they switched to these



I can't be the only one who tried out all the colors Internet Explorer had for its toolbar. I think ruby or sage were my favorite. It's too bad old Mac emulation is such a pain, they were cool (even though by today's standards they're borderline unusable.)

Old mac emulation is pretty painless, actually. Sheepshaver for System 7 — OS 9 is pretty easy to set up, and then you can do dumb things like run old Windows 95 emulators within that! (I always picked the IE color that best matched my system theme. Gotta keep everything the same color, y'know?)

That and if you can track down an old copy of Word (or any text program that'll do rtf or plaintext if you don't need formatting), they're a great too for writing papers and memos. You can use a more modern computer to keep all your reference info open, and it's pretty hard to get distracted by internet junk when even the most modern browser available for OS9 is a slow slog to update Wamcom to a vaguely modern mozilla.

But now I have a question: a few pages back, before batterygeddon happened, you all were talking about "chicklet keys" on keyboards. Which ones did you mean, though?

The keys you get on every modern mac laptop:



These normal-rear end laptop keys:



Or these hateful little bastards:



As an aside, that Psion sure belongs here. I remember it was cool as hell back in the day — like a palm pilot, only with a keyboard! Now it sits sad and alone, because of an idiotically designed ribbon cable connecting the screen. Still works though! Hell, I even have a stunningly fast 56k modem for it!

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I had an ~internet girlfriend~ when we still had dial-up so my dad installed a program similar to net nanny and limited my online time to something like 2 hours per day, before 6pm only. I found a way to make it freeze, which allowed me unlimited access until it fully crashed hours later.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Zenostein posted:

Old mac emulation is pretty painless, actually. Sheepshaver for System 7 — OS 9 is pretty easy to set up, and then you can do dumb things like run old Windows 95 emulators within that! (I always picked the IE color that best matched my system theme. Gotta keep everything the same color, y'know?)

That and if you can track down an old copy of Word (or any text program that'll do rtf or plaintext if you don't need formatting), they're a great too for writing papers and memos. You can use a more modern computer to keep all your reference info open, and it's pretty hard to get distracted by internet junk when even the most modern browser available for OS9 is a slow slog to update Wamcom to a vaguely modern mozilla.
Yeah, I've got a sheepshaver and OS9 squirreled away somewhere, and it's interesting to boot up every once in a while, but it's just not nearly as painless as installing Windows 98 or whatever in VMWare. Probably just has to do with being PowerPC when the PC world is Intel.

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But now I have a question: a few pages back, before batterygeddon happened, you all were talking about "chicklet keys" on keyboards. Which ones did you mean, though?

The keys you get on every modern mac laptop:



These normal-rear end laptop keys:



Or these hateful little bastards:



As an aside, that Psion sure belongs here. I remember it was cool as hell back in the day — like a palm pilot, only with a keyboard! Now it sits sad and alone, because of an idiotically designed ribbon cable connecting the screen. Still works though! Hell, I even have a stunningly fast 56k modem for it!

Generally chiclet keys refers to what all modern Macbooks have, the square keys with space between them. What I suspect the keyboardchat was actually about was scissor switches, which are under any type of laptop keyboard.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
My tablet has chicklets too too [Asus Transformer Prime] and... ehhhh. They're fine for it, I guess, since I don't do a huge amount of typing on it, just meeting notes, SA posting and a little messing around with Python.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Death to Chiclet keyboards.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Never.

edit: For actual content, anyone else use Yahooligans as a search engine as a kid? Back when it looked like this.

double edit: oh my god

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Ron Burgundy
Dec 24, 2005
This burrito is delicious, but it is filling.

Zenostein posted:

That and if you can track down an old copy of Word (or any text program that'll do rtf or plaintext if you don't need formatting), they're a great too for writing papers and memos. You can use a more modern computer to keep all your reference info open, and it's pretty hard to get distracted by internet junk when even the most modern browser available for OS9 is a slow slog to update Wamcom to a vaguely modern mozilla.



Could not agree more.

When you run a text editor inside a crippled virtual machine, in
this case Word Perfect 5.1 for DOS inside DOSBox you are forced to
do just that. You can go full screen for extra incentive. Plus
since DOSBox does not use any kind of HDD image and just writes to
a folder on the host, extracting data is easier than many VMs.


Holy crap. It was like a to-do list.

einTier
Sep 25, 2003

Charming, friendly, and possessed by demons.
Approach with caution.
Usually, when people talk about "chiclet" keyboards, they're talking about the original IBM PCjr.


Those keys sucked something terrible and were a nightmare to try to type on, especially for touch typists. Memories of them kept me from buying a newer MacBook for a long time.

Incidentally, do they even sell Chiclet gum anymore?

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

einTier posted:

Usually, when people talk about "chiclet" keyboards, they're talking about the original IBM PCjr.


Those keys sucked something terrible and were a nightmare to try to type on, especially for touch typists. Memories of them kept me from buying a newer MacBook for a long time.

Incidentally, do they even sell Chiclet gum anymore?

Damnit, I came here to post this.

You laptop users are babies. Imagine trying to type on a cheap Chinese calculator, or a remote control. THAT is a chiclet keyboard. What you have now is a perfectly good keyboard that just doesn't wake the dead with every keystroke.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


einTier posted:

Usually, when people talk about "chiclet" keyboards, they're talking about the original IBM PCjr.


Those keys sucked something terrible and were a nightmare to try to type on, especially for touch typists. Memories of them kept me from buying a newer MacBook for a long time.

Incidentally, do they even sell Chiclet gum anymore?

Yes but you can only get assorted fruit, I don't think anybody makes the original peppermint flavor anymore.

rockinricky
Mar 27, 2003
Another example of a "chiclet" keyboard. The original TI99/4, before it became the TI99/4A.

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



If that's a chiclet keyboard, then what do you people call this?

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

that's a membrane keyboard.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Flipperwaldt posted:

If that's a chiclet keyboard, then what do you people call this?



That's awfully thoughtful of them to include both semaphore and a FAST button.

Edit: Also I call it a Zee-Echs and you people call it a Zed Echs.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Flipperwaldt posted:

If that's a chiclet keyboard, then what do you people call this?



An utter nightmare if that is as totally flat and tactile-response-less as it looks to be

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Code Jockey posted:

An utter nightmare if that is as totally flat and tactile-response-less as it looks to be

It is all that.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

einTier posted:

Usually, when people talk about "chiclet" keyboards, they're talking about the original IBM PCjr.


Those keys sucked something terrible and were a nightmare to try to type on, especially for touch typists. Memories of them kept me from buying a newer MacBook for a long time.

Incidentally, do they even sell Chiclet gum anymore?

I had a PCjr and I do not remember that keyboard. My mom worked for IBM so maybe she got an upgraded keyboard. Even with that it was still a piece of poo poo. The processor was only powerful enough to play Bill Gates' racing game or Infocom text adventures. Which is why I know we didn't have a lovely keyboard cause all I did on that was type.

I remember desperately wanting a Nintendo and my mom saying we had to wait for this great new IBM computer that was coming out. To this day I've never played a Zelda game. :(

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Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid
My first console/computer (only used it for games anyway). Atari 65XE.
I remember that you'd have to rewind the tapes, and then play them, as the Atari would load the "blocks". Some games had like 600 blocks and they'd throw an error when only 1 block remained!

Still, I loved the poo poo out of it.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The flicker reminded me that no one ever had the refresh rate of their CRTs set properly!

Oh, the default 45 Hz Windows 98 sets it to? Yeah, I'm sure that's fine. Even a poo poo graphics card and monitor combo could do at least 60! The worst was when I'd point it out to someone, up it to 75 HZ or more if I could, and they 'd respond with,
"I don't notice a difference."

WHAT?! Are you blind!? :pwn:

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.
It's weird how chiclet got re-used for what anyone who knows what chiclet keys are would not consider to be chiclet keys. I get similar angst when someone says they "played the 64" a lot as a kid, but are not talking about a Commodore 64. :)

To differentiate, the modern MacBook keyboards are often referred to as island-style.

Zenostein
Aug 16, 2008

:h::h::h:Alhamdulillah-chan:h::h::h:

Flipperwaldt posted:

If that's a chiclet keyboard, then what do you people call this?



If that's as tactile as the number pads on gas pumps, that must be loving miserable. Although it also reminds me of some sort of toy I had as a kid with keys like that. Hell if I can remember what, though.

As for what are apparently "proper" chicklet keys: those remind me of the keys on old calculators — where they are pretty delightful. I can't imagine using them as a keyboard for any sort of significant text input, though.

Anyway, I'm glad my Windows 3.1 experience was a) dicking around with progman in win 95, b) a typing program in middle school and c) [and related to my previous emulation comment] using a win. 3.1 emulator in os 9 because poo poo, why not?

But Bouvenstein, you can see sub 60hz refresh rates? I mean, I can't recall the last time I used a CRT below 60hz, but I really don't remember being able to see the screen flicker like that unless it got caught in a photo or (in more modern times) when I try to take a picture of my desk with a digicam.

But, in keeping with this thread, I now need to tear apart my parents house to find the disks that'll let me install a gimped OS9 on this iBook.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

DrBouvenstein posted:

The flicker reminded me that no one ever had the refresh rate of their CRTs set properly!

Oh, the default 45 Hz Windows 98 sets it to? Yeah, I'm sure that's fine. Even a poo poo graphics card and monitor combo could do at least 60! The worst was when I'd point it out to someone, up it to 75 HZ or more if I could, and they 'd respond with,
"I don't notice a difference."

WHAT?! Are you blind!? :pwn:

Having to choose between 640x480 at 75hz or 800x600 at 60hz was Sophie's loving Choice. :gonk:

Although I'm pretty sure no monitor ever defaulted to 45hz, even in Windows 3.1 days.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Zenostein posted:

If that's as tactile as the number pads on gas pumps, that must be loving miserable. Although it also reminds me of some sort of toy I had as a kid with keys like that. Hell if I can remember what, though.

Was it by any chance a Merlin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY8K9s8tRpE

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Having to choose between 640x480 at 75hz or 800x600 at 60hz was Sophie's loving Choice. :gonk:

Although I'm pretty sure no monitor ever defaulted to 45hz, even in Windows 3.1 days.

Yeah, I think you're right.

Still, keep the refresh rate up, up, up!

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

einTier posted:

Incidentally, do they even sell Chiclet gum anymore?

Well, they do sell them three for 25 cents at this little neighborhood store where I live, they are available on candy delivery sites that specialize in selling the candy you ate as a kid, and, according to Wikipedia, Algeria, Colombia, Argentina, Egypt, Canada, India, Lebanon, Mexico, Venezuela, Syria, United Arab Emirates, Dominican Republic and the United States still sell them in most places where candy and sweets can be found. So...yes, they do sell them.

And the screenshots of Windows 3.1 and the old Mac screen with the folder is bringing back a lot of memories of fifth and sixth grade, when I thought those were the height of technology. Ah, to be young and naive again...

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.

carry on then posted:

Never.

edit: For actual content, anyone else use Yahooligans as a search engine as a kid? Back when it looked like this.

double edit: oh my god



:stare: When is this from? They were perfect.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Zenostein posted:

If that's as tactile as the number pads on gas pumps, that must be loving miserable.

It was.

Third-party keyboards for the ZX81 were a thing that was advertised in computer magazines that I read back in those days. As well as RAM expansion modules that weren't quite as prone to wobble out of their socket and lose all the data as the official ones. (And you needed a RAM expansion module if you wanted to do very much since the computer itself came with one whole kilobyte of RAM.)

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

:stare: When is this from? They were perfect.

2000. So while they were relatively safe bets of happening eventually, I don't think most would have expected it to be all of the above within 10 years.

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longview
Dec 25, 2006

heh.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yeah, I think you're right.

Still, keep the refresh rate up, up, up!

The great thing about CRTs is they actually support multiple refresh rates (some LCDs just pretend to). Pro-tip: 60 Hz is for NTSC video, 72 Hz is for watching 24p video and 75 Hz is for PAL video. MPC can be set up to automatically switch resolutions depending on source FPS and a good CRT can match all video for buttery smooth playback.

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