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5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

NESguerilla posted:

What is with weird loving arty women and their obsession with menstrual blood and their vaginas?

Also, that portrait is hilariously bad.

They're significant symbols for artists whose work directly goes up against established patriarchal concepts in culture. That's the most clinical interpretation I can give you.

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Deep Thoreau
Aug 16, 2008

It's actually because artists are loving terrible people, generally.

Notable exception: Bob Ross.

RazorBunny
May 23, 2007

Sometimes I feel like this.


She looks like a krogan from Mass Effect.

ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.
Lipstick Apathy
Cross-posted from GBS Youtube thread (my own post):

:nws:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN-1z6sMX_k:nws:

That's right! lovely wine!

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

My theory is it's an inability to be reflective about their own ideas or obsessions. I say this as the nephew of an artist and professor of art who has work in several galleries. She makes nice paintings, but man can she bullshit about her "inspirations" without batting an eye at how pretentious it all sounds.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
poo poo wine is like looking into the mouth of madness.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Cordyceps Headache posted:

My theory is it's an inability to be reflective about their own ideas or obsessions. I say this as the nephew of an artist and professor of art who has work in several galleries. She makes nice paintings, but man can she bullshit about her "inspirations" without batting an eye at how pretentious it all sounds.

I have been around these people quite a bit and they all just drink the kool-aid so hard. I think they just lack any sort of self awareness because the people they surround themselves with people look and act just as stupid as them.

Crab Ran
Mar 6, 2006

Don't try me.

Scathach posted:

I'll go throw myself off a cliff :(



My favorite part is the heart drawn on Girl #1's chest with sunblock. Looks like one helluva wedding.

The two girls on the right side totally look like the drugged out girls in the gif of a concert audience. I'm sure someone knows what gif I mean.

E: found it

Crab Ran has a new favorite as of 19:33 on Aug 13, 2013

Renzuko
Oct 10, 2012


Bash Ironfist posted:

It's actually because artists are loving terrible people, generally.

Notable exception: Bob Ross.

You don't want to know what he uses to paint the happy little tree's covered in snow in winter scenes

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

zoux posted:

Can a musical instrument be awkward?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7gXLqMe5Bw

Well this one certainly is awkward, in a literal sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtWqOyFcMwU
(Caution: May produce pitches low enough to tear holes in the spacetime continuum.)

But for truly strange poo poo, you have to go back at least four centuries. For example, here's some dudes hanging out playing crumhorns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFWk1_XnT68

And here's GWAR (Goodwife, whatte a rackett):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFfXS59UQs4

Behold the serpent, AKA the Random Plumbing Parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMQJCHoqlrc

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
The blog that keeps on giving (not mine, i just like stealing borrowing from it):

:nms:http://ahlistoquevillero.tumblr.com/:nms:














Grogsy
Feb 8, 2013

J. Alfred Prufrock posted:

Of course he chose the little girl version of the character for his anime sex pillow, rather than the adult version who appears later in the show. Of course.

Maybe they don't make it in the older version? From a marketing perspective...which one would sell more? :ohdear:

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011


How can this be real. How

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

PassTheRemote posted:

And then there is this waifu:



At this point it's just bestiality, right? Where's the fine line between furry/anime/animal porn?

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

I wonder how she sees herself in her mind. I knew a girl once who was overweight and used to dress in skimpy clothing. She used to go out of her way to make sure that I noticed her cleavage and on occasion would shove guys faces in it, as a "treat". When I talked to her about how I didn't appreciate being smothered in her sweater hams she dismissed me and said all guys want tits the bigger the better. She was popular though. Lot's of guys hung around her and I am pretty sure she was patient zero for some STD outbreaks. She also always wanted to make out with girls cause "lesbians are hot"


Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax

Darth123123 posted:

OK, this made me sick. It's not PUA, its sexual assualt and I'd be surprised if he hasn't been charged. I mean the two or three I disgustingly watched being groped seemed to a) not fight back aggressively b) engage proactively back. However, think of all the encounters that got cut out where the women are scared/kick/scream help. Gross AND disgusting!

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the whole thing was fake/set up. I only watched through the second girl and she seemed like she was ~ACTING~. Just didn't seem like it was real to me.

i am a bee
Apr 17, 2006
bees, bees, bees, just lookin' for a good time
edit: sorry, on the app, quoted wrong image.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006


Where's the thirty panels of horse dongs?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
He should be holding that up with his feet. :colbert:

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Heath posted:

He should be holding that up with his feet. :colbert:

His hands are going to become his birdfeet and his human legs are going to become his tail.

It's like you don't know the first loving thing about anthropomorphism and changelings. Ugh. Check your loving privilege.

Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

nutranurse posted:

At this point it's just bestiality, right? Where's the fine line between furry/anime/animal porn?

At no point does loving a pillow constitute bestiality regardless of what's silk-screened on there. I guess maybe if the pillow was stuff with geese you were gonna gently caress later.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
So if I were to masturbate to cartoon dogs loving cartoon women it would not be bestiality? Just weird and deviant?

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

I would have thought of those examples as representing zoophilia, or just being sexually attracted to animals, vs. bestiality, which is just fuckin' em. Apparently those are more fluid terms than I thought though.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
I didn't even know zoophilia was a term. You learn something every day!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

nutranurse posted:

I didn't even know zoophilia was a term. You learn something every day!

Not to be confused with being a Zoo Enthusiast.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


nutranurse posted:

I didn't even know zoophilia was a term. You learn something every day!

Think of a word - any word. There's a -philia for it.

DessertStorm
Aug 9, 2013



After all he did for Google, this is how internet search repays him

bluetail
Jul 8, 2012

Inspector Zenigata posted:



I'm still a member of my college's email list, and recently they sent out a massive email full of like sixty pictures of tour guides for the fall semester, and almost all of them were extremely unfortunate looking. This is one of many.

There are other goons from Hampshire College? Awesome. This school was loving built for this thread.

Saeku posted:

His school is part of the Five College Consortium.

*Her. She's pretty chill in real life, actually. That dude behind her is a smug douche though.

For content, here are some more images from that "Ask Me About..." series:




WHOLESOME DATE ACTIVITES :downs:

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

Earthquake!! :gonk:

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

bluetail posted:


WHOLESOME DATE ACTIVITES :downs:

Are those preferred pronouns written on the name tag?

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

NESguerilla posted:

I have been around these people quite a bit and they all just drink the kool-aid so hard. I think they just lack any sort of self awareness because the people they surround themselves with people look and act just as stupid as them.

Or maybe they are just more comfortable with themselves than you are with yourself and don't feel the need to fit some standard definition of normal.

And I realize this argument could be applied to a lot of the demographics in this thread, but I hope I can give eccentric artists the benefit of the doubt without it being taken as me implicitly defending people who cut water bottles with samurai swords in their driveways or people who want to gently caress cartoon horses. I mean there are weirdos and then there are loving weirdos. Art is neat and crazy artists can also be neat.

E: And for clarity, period blood is gross, but I think people generally do exaggerate just how gross it is. I honestly find the woman putting it on her face way less gross than the woman saving it and congealing it in a jar (who also ate it, which is also more gross). One of them at least makes some sort of statement, the other is just saving gross body excretions for no other reason than "maybe I will find a reason to have saved this at some point."

bluetail posted:


WHOLESOME DATE ACTIVITES :downs:

Does that say he-him-his because he looks androgynous as hell or is there another reason?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Does that say he-him-his because he looks androgynous as hell or is there another reason?

All of the name tags have a spot for preferred pronouns. People on tumblr get pretty carried away with the whole pronoun thing, but I think it's a nice thing to do! It's a simple way to make people feel at ease and included, which is probably not always the case for trans* individuals!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

bluetail posted:


WHOLESOME DATE ACTIVITES :downs:

The Adventures Of Pete Campbell Jr.

BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

mr. mephistopheles posted:

E: And for clarity, period blood is gross, but I think people generally do exaggerate just how gross it is. I honestly find the woman putting it on her face way less gross than the woman saving it and congealing it in a jar (who also ate it, which is also more gross). One of them at least makes some sort of statement, the other is just saving gross body excretions for no other reason than "maybe I will find a reason to have saved this at some point."

the artist in question posted:

It is indeed real Menses blood. It is brown in hue due to oxidation, as it had been kept in a containor for 1 month from my previous period. I saved the blood that was left over from the canvas painting and then when I was next menstruating I applied it to my face. It was very unpleasant; it stung my face and left my skin sore. It also smelt of ammonia and made my eyes stream with water. I have since learnt that it is not a good idea to store blood in this way.

At least she learned from her experience!

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


mr. mephistopheles posted:

Art is neat and crazy artists can also be neat.

I don't disagree at all. I love (and sometimes hate) art, but I am not willing to give every cheeseball looking for attention the benefit of the doubt just because of ART. I think at some point in college my brain snapped after hearing 50 lectures on how historically important it was that some guy mic'd himself and jacked off in a basement, or some lady shoved a paint brush up her rear end and crab walked around a stage. I just can't help but laugh at most pretentious edgy art.

Edit: Especially all this menstruel blood stuff. It seems played out as hell already, but a bunch of art school drop outs are still playing around with it because they hope the edginess of it will cancel out how incompetent they are at painting. It's not even edgy it's just loving gross.

veni veni veni has a new favorite as of 06:22 on Aug 14, 2013

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




mr. mephistopheles posted:

E: And for clarity, period blood is gross, but I think people generally do exaggerate just how gross it is. I honestly find the woman putting it on her face way less gross than the woman saving it and congealing it in a jar (who also ate it, which is also more gross). One of them at least makes some sort of statement, the other is just saving gross body excretions for no other reason than "maybe I will find a reason to have saved this at some point."

I watched her video explaining it.

The jar and the cookies are separate (thank god)

The jar started because she had hosed up periods and needed to measure how much she was bleeding (like 3x normal iirc and then even more after she had a kid)

But then she kept saving it for four more years so it's still hosed up but there's at least some basis there.

TheFatTubist
Feb 2, 2007

NESguerilla posted:

I don't disagree at all. I love (and sometimes hate) art, but I am not willing to give every cheeseball looking for attention the benefit of the doubt just because of ART. I think at some point in college I think my brain snapped after hearing 50 lectures on how historically important it was that some guy mic'd himself and jacked off in a basement, or some lady shoved a paint brush up her rear end and crab walked around a stage. I just can't help but laugh at most pretentious edgy art.

When I was doing the music thing in CC, I ran into something pretty similar. It's like hardcore music students get tired of hearing traditional chord structures, melodies, harmonies, rhythms, etc, and they end up listening to and performing stuff that would dare the listener to try and glean any kind of comprehensible musical idea from it. At some point, (in a true personal anecdote) I was talking to a dude in a practice room when someone else in the practice room tripped and hit the keyboard of a piano and made a god-awful cluster of tones. The dude stopped mid sentence, opened his eyes wide, and demanded to know what notes were hit. I even went through this phase were music with any kind of beat (or any semblance of a plodding pulse to keep time) started to annoy the gently caress out of me and I would try and find stuff that was purely textural.

I think, possibly, the same thing happens with other art. After so many years of drawing straight lines and perfect circles, the paint brush up the rear end finally sounds like a liberating and fresh idea. And stuff like this just isn't for general consumption, but rather for other artists.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

There are two completely different contexts here, though.

Context #1 is an artist like Picasso. A brilliant technical draftsman for many many years who later decided to try exploring other things, "breaking the rules" because he understood them so well already and wanted to do something new. It still actually takes a huge amount of skill to create art like Picasso's even if it isn't realistic.

Context #2 is the sophomore art student. They see something like Picasso's work, or more likely something lie Piss Christ (which was a photographic piece by a skilled photographer not just a crucifix in a bottle of urine) and they don't see a learned master experimenting with new ideas -- they see something bizarre and shocking. So they interpret "bizarre and shocking" as what made the art great, and start getting paint enemas and making GBS threads all over a canvas.

My sister knows a college art professor who quit her job and went back to school for another degree because, in her words, she "couldn't take another goddamned clay vagina."

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