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diesiel
Aug 11, 2012
Well for one he refused to get knocked out in hilarious fashion.

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Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!
WSoF put up their entire card on their website, all 4:45 of it.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

That was some good ref action

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Someone edit a blanket and pillow into that gif somehow

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Make this the new OP please.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

motherfucker walking like a drunk cartoon character.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

This is me reading a BlindSite post.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Fentry posted:

Apparently this happened, I wouldn't know since the stream isn't working for me


It was nice to see Neiman win, especially since he got to bust out some ultra slickness like this. Rest of the card was just blah. Rolles should stop fighting.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Sprecherscrow posted:

It was nice to see Neiman win, especially since he got to bust out some ultra slickness like this. Rest of the card was just blah. Rolles should stop fighting.

All Gracies should stop fighting.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

LobsterMobster posted:

All Gracies should stop fighting.

Can you even technically call what a Gracie does in the cage "fighting"?

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

1st AD posted:

Make this the new OP please.

Added to the top.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



GBS found out about our gay retarded sport.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bluedeanie posted:

GBS found out about our gay retarded sport.

Diego Sanchez news belongs in the UFC thread.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
There's no rules that say a dog can't fight in a cage match!

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

Bluedeanie posted:

GBS found out about our gay retarded sport.

Ugh axemaniac, I had pleasantly forgotten about him

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Mosaic Perception posted:

Actually there have been trans women, who used to be men, beating the ever living poo poo out of women. I'm absolutely against this and people catch a lot of flak for pointing out that it's obviously bullshit to allow. Including Joe Rogan, who is arguably the face of MMA in America.


It's best to not read GBS at all, I've found.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

-Atom- posted:

It's best to not read GBS at all, I've found.

Agreed, the pink forum is best.

E: How did I miss Soa vs Pat Barry being announced?

SquirrelGrip fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Sep 16, 2013

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

Keith Kizer

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
lol what's the story with the microscopic image next to the "terrible contract" explanation

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Oh, I see. Seems above board, much like the rest of pancrase forever and always

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
TIME FOR OPLOT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AF74ZDzA2I

Card starts at 2 EST, see you in #mma to discuss.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
The Russki is tired from trying to triangle a guy for three minutes.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Dude just absolutely hosed up a Latvian Nazi and celebrated with a raucous folk dance, Oplot is where its at

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Bushmeister posted:

Dude just absolutely hosed up a Latvian Nazi and celebrated with a raucous folk dance, Oplot is where its at

I was about to type in IRC, wow, this guy actually seems like he's legit, and then he started loving dancing.

Edit: He also walked out to Nickleback's "How You Remind Me".

Dangersim fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Sep 19, 2013

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

RELIVE THE GLORY

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-league update!

Friday, Sept 20th

Caged Chaos at Canterbury 3- 630 PM EST- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJfy055rpwc

Apparently: Driller Promotions and Sterling Entertainment Group are excited to return to Canterbury Park for another great night of the best Live MMA Minnesota has to offer!

Card: https://www.facebook.com/events/170860236409845/


Bellator 100 - 7 PM EST - see thread for info: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3568845

Watch Out Combat Show 29- 8 PM EST- http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutas.html
So, WOCS was supposed to be holding a flyweight tourney, but got screwed when only ONE of the participants made weight. :negative: Should still be some entertaining Brazilian fights though.

Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20488-wocs-29


Saturday, Sept 21st

OPLOT CHALLENGE 80 - 2 PM EST - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlutZ0JOPho

Watch and be mesmerized.

As always, join us in #mma to discuss

individual865 fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Sep 20, 2013

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Pro click right here.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


This is new Roidtech. This is Every Post.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Caol Uno had his first fight in Shooto in 1996, and he's fighting again next month.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

the dance number looks like it got more applause than the knockout. and i implicitly understand this.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Oplot's streaming now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlutZ0JOPho

Join me in #mma to discuss!

individual865 fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Sep 21, 2013

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM8B8HkQUzI

Cyborg crushed in her Thai boxing fight, body shot TKO.

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!
Miriam Nakamoto stated on MMAJunkie radio (go to about the 53 minute mark for her interview) that Invicta 7 will be on December 7th, still in Kansas City. Seems she's going to be on it. She also apparently turned down a UFC contract offer to stay with Invicta (Leslie Smith also has hinted at this but never said it outright). She separately stated that Shannon Knapp was going to let her continue her Muay Thai career, so that might be a reason, and also that they treated her really, really well in general, and that "it's finally better to have a vagina than a penis."

Anyway Mauro Renallo will likely not be at Invicta 7 since he has a scheduling conflict.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/9/26/4775208/mma-fighter-dies-moments-before-shootos-weigh-ins-in-brazil

So a fighter died cutting weight. 26 year old Leandro "Feijao" Souza of Nova Uniao was cutting to cut the last two pounds to make 125 when he collapsed, and died soon after.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
B-League Update!

Friday, Sept 27th

Bellator- 7PM EST- see thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3568845

Saturday, Sept 28th


KSW 24: Clash of Giants- 1PM EST- $13 PPV on https://www.kswtv.com
Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20051-ksw-24-clash-of-the-giants
BUY THIS ONE! Tomasz Marciniak, aka @tjmarciniak on twitter and Pudzians-Brother in #mma is doing English commentary for this card. Let's put some money in his pocket. Also, KSW rules.

Oplot Challenge 81- 2PM EST- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IWxDOBr570

The Ukrainian Z-League rides again!

individual865 fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Sep 27, 2013

unf
Mar 6, 2004

Bean Fried posted:

Anyway Mauro Renallo will likely not be at Invicta 7 since he has a scheduling conflict.

I was happy about this for about a second before I realized they'll probably get Schiavello to replace him.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Meat Recital posted:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/9/26/4775208/mma-fighter-dies-moments-before-shootos-weigh-ins-in-brazil

So a fighter died cutting weight. 26 year old Leandro "Feijao" Souza of Nova Uniao was cutting to cut the last two pounds to make 125 when he collapsed, and died soon after.

quote:

According to Santos, Souza was called in on short notice to fight on the card and needed to lose 33 pounds in one week. He still had 11 pounds to lose in the last 24 hours. Souza was trying to cut two remaining pounds when he passed out inside the sauna.

About 20% of your mass in one week, that's loving ridiculous. How awful :(
Apparently the card's been cancelled as well, rightfully so I would say.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I often wonder whether fighting/cutting weight is better or worse for you than pro wrasslin'. What a lovely way to go. Was he particularly big for flyweight?

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

unf posted:

I was happy about this for about a second before I realized they'll probably get Schiavello to replace him.

Here's the thing, Schiavello is just weird and excitable. If you hung out with him, he'd probably make whatever you were doing more exciting with his enthusiasm. Mauro is a creepy perv and I'd be constantly worried he'd grope my wife and then stab someone with a spoon when called on it.

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