Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Goddamn, that model looks like she was just liberated from a concentration camp.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 21:05

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:03

PopRocks: Jul 4, 2003; WTF am I reading?

NonzeroCircle posted:

I get where you're coming from.

Somebody needs more Key & Peele...

# ? Sep 15, 2013 21:13

Penny Paper: Dec 31, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

Goddamn, that model looks like she was just liberated from a concentration camp.

Aren't they all (except for plus-sized models and some of the more muscular male models)?

# ? Sep 15, 2013 21:19

CobiWann: Oct 21, 2009; Have fun!

Linked for starred out boobies.

http://i.imgur.com/AH4aUAR.png

CobiWann has a new favorite as of 01:04 on Sep 16, 2013

# ? Sep 15, 2013 21:27

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Just so you know, spoilering doesn't work on some browsers and the mobile apps (on Betamax, at least. No idea about the Awful app).

# ? Sep 15, 2013 21:30

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Penny Paper posted:

Aren't they all (except for plus-sized models and some of the more muscular male models)?

Even for a runway model, it just looks so bad I can barely stand to look at it. I guess that's part of the joke, though.

Here is an owl trying to feed a sleeping human, courtesy of the Feelgood thread:

# ? Sep 15, 2013 21:30

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

CobiWann posted:

Spoiled for starred-out boobies.

They left out The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald :colbert:

# ? Sep 15, 2013 22:01

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

4'33" is clearly the best for that.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 22:11

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

Wilford Cutlery posted:

They left out The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Also, The Lion Sleeps Tonight? Someone hasn't been watching enough Ace Ventura

# ? Sep 15, 2013 22:19

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Vagabundo posted:

Just so you know, spoilering doesn't work on some browsers and the mobile apps (on Betamax, at least. No idea about the Awful app).

If someone is still using the original Awful App instead of Betamax, they deserve to get fired.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 22:56

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

If someone is still using the original Awful App instead of Betamax, they deserve to get fired.

He's talking about the iPhone app :ssh:

# ? Sep 15, 2013 23:06

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Jose Valasquez posted:

He's talking about the iPhone app

And it does properly hide spoilers.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 23:13

LeafyOrb: Jun 11, 2012

Soulex posted:

And it does properly hide spoilers.

It does.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 23:17

futureproof: Jul 19, 2006; Victory for the monkey beast!

CobiWann posted:

Spoiled for starred-out boobies.

*cut*

You better fix that or you'll end up getting probated like I did.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 00:02

Maytag: Nov 4, 2006; it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

We should keep a list of every possible way to view this site and post accordingly so nobody has to be responsible for when and where they browse.

Let me know if the thumbnail size is too much though, please.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 01:48

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 16, 2013 01:53

OppositeOfLove: Feb 11, 2009; If I put a in my post - that means I'm right no matter what.

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Holy crap, never would have thought I'd see the strip mall down the street from my house on the Funny Pictures thread.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:15

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

for Buffalo Bill penis tucking

http://i.imgur.com/WDg7Fsl.jpg

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:37

Kakairo: Dec 5, 2005; In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

for Buffalo Bill penis tucking

http://i.imgur.com/WDg7Fsl.jpg

I'm depressed by the fact that I know exactly where they are standing. Just another night at Exit in Chicago.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:40

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Palpek posted:

I just noticed, Noah appears to have a purple lightsaber

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:44

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:47

Nyyen: Jun 26, 2005; MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Maytag posted:

We should keep a list of every possible way to view this site and post accordingly so nobody has to be responsible for when and where they browse.

No reason to be a dick, guy.

quote:

This is a bird call. They are made of wood and the friction between the pieces makes high-pitched, bird-like noises. They aren't toys because your three year old will choke on the smaller part and they will get sued. Am I missing something?

VVVVVV - Ahh, right. :downs:

Carry on then.

Nyyen has a new favorite as of 02:55 on Sep 16, 2013

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:52

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Nyyen posted:

This is a bird call. They are made of wood and the friction between the pieces makes high-pitched, bird-like noises. They aren't toys because your three year old with choke on the smaller part and they will get sued. Am I missing something?

The brand is Toysmith, and it says "this is not a toy" at the bottom.

Content:

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:54

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I've had dreams about elevators like this. They really are annoying.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:55

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Nyyen posted:

No reason to be a dick, guy.

This is a bird call. They are made of wood and the friction between the pieces makes high-pitched, bird-like noises. They aren't toys because your three year old will choke on the smaller part and they will get sued. Am I missing something?

VVVVVV - Ahh, right. Carry on then.

Up top
"Toysmith"

and below
"This is not a toy"

E:fb

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:55

hooah: Feb 6, 2006; WTF?

Say Nothing posted:

What am I missing here?

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:58

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

hooah posted:

What am I missing here?

The angle makes it look like she's wearing a cake dress.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 02:59

Maytag: Nov 4, 2006; it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

Nyyen posted:

No reason to be a dick, guy.

Sorry, wasn't actually trying to be.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 03:49

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Maytag posted:

We should keep a list of every possible way to view this site and post accordingly so nobody has to be responsible for when and where they browse.

Except that linking NWS images instead of spoilering has been the rule since forever.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 03:53

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Maytag posted:

We should keep a list of every possible way to view this site and post accordingly so nobody has to be responsible for when and where they browse.

I'm using an app that changes all posts into 1600x1200 images of giant penises. Please take this into account in the future.

# ? Sep 16, 2013 06:17

Vicas: Dec 9, 2009; Sweet tricks, mom.

Hydrolith posted:

Except that linking NWS images instead of spoilering has been the rule since forever.

Not really related to anything but man, how long have you had that soccer title? I remember grabbing that gif for EPW forever ago

# ? Sep 16, 2013 06:21

Hydrolith: Oct 30, 2009

Vicas posted:

Not really related to anything but man, how long have you had that soccer title? I remember grabbing that gif for EPW forever ago

Eh. Since forever ago, I guess. I should really get around to changing it. The irony is I actually really like the Diouf gifs, and they often get posted in response, so :shrug: