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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
How did no one get shot doing that kind of poo poo? Any time I was on armed guard duty, if I wasn't praying for death, I was hoping some poo poo would pop off.

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Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)

Godholio posted:

Looks like it's hosted by Richard Marcinko.

He and Steven Segal should really do films together. The both seem equally loving douche-y.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

How did no one get shot doing that kind of poo poo? Any time I was on armed guard duty, if I wasn't praying for death, I was hoping some poo poo would pop off.

I wonder how many guards at the lower enlisted rank are trusted to have ammunition for their weapons. :iiam:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Oxford Comma posted:

I wonder how many guards at the lower enlisted rank are trusted to have ammunition for their weapons. :iiam:

Enough.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Oxford Comma posted:

He and Steven Segal should really do films together. The both seem equally loving douche-y.


I wonder how many guards at the lower enlisted rank are trusted to have ammunition for their weapons. :iiam:

When I stood topside watch I had a .45 with 2 magazines of ammunition. My gun was not allowed to be loaded unless I saw some dude roll up with an RPG.

space pope
Apr 5, 2003



http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9gion_des_Volontaires_Fran%C3%A7ais

Wow thats the insignia of the lvf on his sleeve. Those guys were french and volunteered to fight on the eastern front

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

space pope posted:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9gion_des_Volontaires_Fran%C3%A7ais

Wow thats the insignia of the lvf on his sleeve. Those guys were french and volunteered to fight on the eastern front

Well there's a bad idea.

Danger Dog
Sep 19, 2011

by Hand Knit

Man, Kevin Spacey is old.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Yep, one of the last units to be wiped out defending hitler's bunker was a French SS unit.

Also, France doesn't like to talk about it much but a pretty large number of Frenchmen signed up for the pro-Vichy Milice, which were propagandized as brave Frenchmen fighting the communist menace. They carried out some staggeringly brutal actions against their fellow Frenchmen.

When the US landed in North Africa and the resistance openly helped the allies against the Vichy French forces, they were thrown in jail and executed by the local French authorities even after the Allies were in control because politics.

After the war, there was some pretty brutal reprisals by Resistance members against pro-Nazi / Vichy members.

Then again, some Vichy government members managed to rehabilitate themselves and maintain positions in the government and security forces because they were reliably anti-communist. :rolleyes:

It led to guys like this, who deported 1600 people to the camps, being named head of the Paris police:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Papon

Which led to poo poo like this:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_massacre_of_1961

How these fuckers stayed in power after Milice and Nazi forces carried out brutal massacres and deportions to the camps of fellow French citizens is loving beyond me.

Smoke Crack
Apr 6, 2009

Oh, sure, sure. I know you. You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say how pointy head I have, and how floppy arms I have, and how dull I am, I know you.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Smiling Jack posted:

How these fuckers stayed in power after Milice and Nazi forces carried out brutal massacres and deportations to the camps of fellow French citizens is loving beyond me.

Easy the Commies were deemed even worse than the Nazis. Hell most people still think that poo poo.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Also today's France is sort of a different country than the one at the start of WWII. This is the Fifth goddamned Republic. They started over around 1958 I think, and basically wiped the slate clean.

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011

space pope posted:

Wow thats the insignia of the lvf on his sleeve. Those guys were french and volunteered to fight on the eastern front

Yeah, it seems the SS were not reluctant about accepting foreign volunteers.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
the ss was a shining example of diversity

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
French Socialists were more gung-ho about certain aspects of the National Socialist agenda than the Germans, particularly the expulsion and later extermination of undesireable minorities. It's little surprise that they would sign up in zeal to fight Commie Slavs, despite ideological differences that were largely semantic.

Vichy remnants remained around at least until Mitterand left office in '95, and probably only faded at that point because they'd aged and died out.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

the ss was a shining example of diversity

I'm surprised this didn't get posted with those.



The 'scout snipers' at the end was a nice touch, though.

Gooble Gobble
May 2, 2011

One of us


http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rbcdaily.ru%2Fsociety%2F562949988937232

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
putin trollin hard

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
They went all out red white and blue after we beat them in the cold war.

brakeless
Apr 11, 2011

IMO top row middle would look best on guys trying to shoot me.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



Slim Pickens posted:

I'm surprised this didn't get posted with those.



The 'scout snipers' at the end was a nice touch, though.

Wasn't the guy third row down in the first column like the worlds most [un]luckiest soldier? I seem to remember him being Korean and getting captured by the Japanese and forced to fight for them, then got captured by the Russians, forced into a foreign unit fighting for them, get's taken prisoner by the Germans, same thing happens, taken by the US in Normandy.

I think at that point the dude just said gently caress it, shoot me.

This dude, had a happy ending too

Burt fucked around with this message at 12:42 on Sep 21, 2013

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Burt posted:

Wasn't the guy third row down in the first column like the worlds most [un]luckiest soldier? I seem to remember him being Korean and getting captured by the Japanese and forced to fight for them, then got captured by the Russians, forced into a foreign unit fighting for them, get's taken prisoner by the Germans, same thing happens, taken by the US in Normandy.

I think at that point the dude just said gently caress it, shoot me.

This dude, had a happy ending too

Oh, good. I had feared that he would have been returned to Korea. You know, just in time to get drafted again in the Korean War.

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIaHeK9f3YY

I guess its -kinda- military related, from the military 900 years ago. But I thought it was awesome and GiP would like seeing the Polish Knight Fight League as well.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
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Oxford Comma posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIaHeK9f3YY

I guess its -kinda- military related, from the military 900 years ago. But I thought it was awesome and GiP would like seeing the Polish Knight Fight League as well.
Wonder how often people get seriously hurt/killed doing that? think these are the rules

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I would not have wanted to gently caress with Polish knights. They were amazing soldiers.

Didn't stop them from getting absolutely loving slaughtered by Ogedei Khan's advance force.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Reminds me of an Osprey book which is like dress-up dolls for obscure war poo poo.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL
On the eastern POW's ending up way west tip, here is one of my favorite things. Japanese dude gets captured in Manchuria, ends up working his way though the Gulag system all the way across the Soviet Union, before he finally gets released in Bulgaria to go home. Drew the whole experience up as a series of single panel comics. It is weirdly uplifting in a lot of ways.

http://kiuchi.jpn.org/en/nobindex.htm


"Mixed painful injections"
"Painful and completely unfunny injections."
After the rains have ceased we had horse drench injections. Man, that was painful. It was experience that caught the breath.

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oxford Comma posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIaHeK9f3YY

I guess its -kinda- military related, from the military 900 years ago. But I thought it was awesome and GiP would like seeing the Polish Knight Fight League as well.

Wow. Thats incredibly badass. They are really going at each other! Imagine the kind of stamina it takes to fight like that in heavy armour. I'm not a sports guy, but I'd totally watch this!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
Watch this big Italian guy almost pass out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baDqD-pQLLc

:italy:

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If you guys haven't checked out the Warbird Pinups you probably should.

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always

GyverMac posted:

Wow. Thats incredibly badass. They are really going at each other! Imagine the kind of stamina it takes to fight like that in heavy armour. I'm not a sports guy, but I'd totally watch this!

:lol: get the gently caress out nerd

god forbid somebody has any level of physical fitness in that poo poo, they'd dominate the gently caress out of those fatties

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

ghost bones posted:

:lol: get the gently caress out nerd

god forbid somebody has any level of physical fitness in that poo poo, they'd dominate the gently caress out of those fatties

i'd pay to see you get stabbed

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Wasabi the J posted:

i'd pay to see you get stabbed

I'd pay to see your casket being drawn behind a My Little Pony pulled caisson you loving worthless steaming pile of subhuman poo poo.

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always

Wasabi the J posted:

i'd pay to see you get stabbed

you aint got the cash nigga now go watch some ponies


dusted

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:

I'd pay to see your casket being drawn behind a My Little Pony pulled caisson you loving worthless steaming pile of subhuman poo poo.

put down my diary ok, that's just rude

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Wasabi the J posted:

put down my diary ok, that's just rude

That chick in your AV is p. hot. 8.5/10 easily. Would hit that as long as she didn't have kids or some kind demanding job where she couldn't be on call to service my diminishing sexual drive.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
lol motherfucker, you can't even keep one woman let alone a hot one.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
She's the CEO of YahoO!

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Wasabi the J posted:

She's the CEO of YahoO!

:thejoke:

Also I see my recently updated ignore list activated right after my post, someone tell Puffle he doesn't have to try so hard- he earned his spot back on the ignore list.

:)

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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Pufflekins posted:

lol motherfucker, you can't even keep one woman let alone a hot one.

Haha drat

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