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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Striking Yak posted:

Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?

Oh, Striking Yak! You and your stories. "SituAsian is a vampire." "Quoting kills brain cells." Now, let's get back to that... computer thingy... where our GBS and TV/IV... is.

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD!

I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh, Striking Yak! You and your stories. "SituAsian is a vampire." "Quoting kills brain cells." Now, let's get back to that... computer thingy... where our GBS and TV/IV... is.

Funky See Funky Do, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig food?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a runaway train.... :sigh: ....to what do you owe your rampant success.... :geno:

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Oct 8, 2013

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Jerusalem posted:

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... :sigh: ....to what do you owe your rampant success.... :geno:

Posting is up two percent, and it's all because of my motivational techniques. Like donuts and a possibility of more donuts to come.

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Posting is up two percent, and it's all because of my motivational techniques. Like donuts and a possibility of more donuts to come.

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

General Bort posted:

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

Sure thing, Bort! :f5:

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Striking Yak posted:

Sure thing, Bort! :f5:

:siren:I repeat, we are out of BORT licence plates:siren:

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

General Bort posted:

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

I'll be honest with you Bort, I need a well thought out quote and I need it today. Buuuuuuuuuut this just isn't the kinda thing I'm lookin' for.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

General Bort posted:

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Roark posted:

Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them.

Hey Skeesix, they have the internet on computers now!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Everything Counts posted:

Hey Skeesix, they have the internet on computers now!

While you wait, why not buy a Simpsons Quote Thread cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Jerusalem posted:

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... :sigh: ....to what do you owe your rampant success.... :geno:

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick :haw:

Supercaptain
Feb 12, 2013
Bart: "Hey Mom. Thanks for coming out."

Marge: "Thank you for stopping [the tank]."

Bart: "It ran out of gas."

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

Women's Rights? posted:

While you wait, why not buy a Simpsons Quote Thread cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!

Check it out, Everything Counts kicking Mohammar Qadaffi in the butt. A timeless classic. Now two for a dollar.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Hello, my name is Mr. The SituAsian. I believe YOU have a letter for me...

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Roark posted:

Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them.

The secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Who's been screwing with this thing!?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

abigserve posted:

I'll be honest with you Bort, I need a well thought out quote and I need it today. Buuuuuuuuuut this just isn't the kinda thing I'm lookin' for.

I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

IMJack posted:

I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!

A man with plenty of quotes is LESS likely to be a quotery dealer :downs:

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

IMJack posted:

I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!

Well, little goon, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale-hunter, seal-clubber, president of the Fox network, and, like most people, yeah, I've posted a few quotes. :clint:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Striking Yak posted:

The secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Who's been screwing with this thing!?

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

Oi...that monkey is going to pay.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly funny Simpsons quote.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

No fires! :mad:

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.




I start fires! :downs:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Skeesix posted:

A man with plenty of quotes is LESS likely to be a quotery dealer :downs:

Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.

If Phish doesn't see a prescription slip, they're outta here! :ohdear:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Aww, but Lenny just got some bottle rockets!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.

Oh, yeah, medicinal.

Without them I might go...even...goonier?

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, yeah, medicinal.

Without them I might go...even...goonier?

"Goonier?" Highly dubious. :smug:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Striking Yak posted:

Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?



Sure did! :smug:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, yeah, medicinal.

Without them I might go...even...goonier?

Jamming!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Skeesix posted:

Jamming!

I hope you like jamming too!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Deviant posted:

I hope you like jamming too!

Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Striking Yak posted:

Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES!

Who's the narc?

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012

Deviant posted:

Hello, my name is Mr. The SituAsian. I believe YOU have a letter for me...

Okay, Mr. The SituAsian, what's your first name?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Striking Yak posted:

Deviant posted:

I hope you like jamming too!
Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES!

monsteroftheweek posted:

Deviant posted:

Hello, my name is Mr. The SituAsian. I believe YOU have a letter for me...
Okay, Mr. The SituAsian, what's your first name?

Everything's quoting up Deviant!!!

assembling this post took six hours

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.
2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great,

Great meaning large or immense,

We use it in the pejorative sense!

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Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



CatchrNdRy posted:

2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great,

Great meaning large or immense,

We use it in the pejorative sense!

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula! :eng101: :krakken:

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