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Azure_Horizon: Mar 27, 2010; by Reene

The Winston scenes have always been tacked on.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 21:28

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:19

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, at this stage Winston being isolated from the group and their situation has become an actual written character detail.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 21:33

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

STAC Goat posted:

Yeah, at this stage Winston being isolated from the group and their situation has become an actual written character detail.

Really, he's the token black character and his name is Winston, this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 22:09

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

I think Schmidt's gonna get fat again.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 23:09

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

raditts posted:

Honestly, I'm okay with that.

Oh, I'm not complaining.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 23:38

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Phylodox posted:

I think Schmidt's gonna get fat again.

fat Schmidt is the best Schmidt

# ? Oct 3, 2013 23:56

Midnight City: Jun 3, 2013; A 10% levy on BAKED GOODS?!

Phylodox posted:

I think Schmidt's gonna get fat again.

It'd only be funny if he did it the way Mac from Always Sunny did, just completely destroyed his body gaining 50lbs.

# ? Oct 3, 2013 23:58

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I do hope Nadia shows up soon. YOLO

# ? Oct 4, 2013 00:11

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

1st AD posted:

fat Schmidt is the best Schmidt

He was really fat. As fat as a person can get.

# ? Oct 4, 2013 00:14

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Maxwell Lord posted:

I do hope Nadia shows up soon. YOLO

MICK MOUSE!!!!

# ? Oct 4, 2013 00:23

Azure_Horizon: Mar 27, 2010; by Reene

Midnight City posted:

It'd only be funny if he did it the way Mac from Always Sunny did, just completely destroyed his body gaining 50lbs.

Honestly, he didn't get too bad. He was really muscley fat, as far as fat people go. Enough to where it was really easy for him to just drop it all off come Season 8.

# ? Oct 4, 2013 00:36

Midnight City: Jun 3, 2013; A 10% levy on BAKED GOODS?!

Azure_Horizon posted:

Honestly, he didn't get too bad. He was really muscley fat, as far as fat people go. Enough to where it was really easy for him to just drop it all off come Season 8.

He was pretty loving fat, but I was going by his own words about just trying to destroy himself. He said he had to power lift because all the fat was just going to his waist.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1675683/fat-mac-always-sunny-philadelphia.jhtml

quote:

McElhenney: Oh, I was basically trying to destroy myself physically as much as I possibly could. I was trying to eat around 5,000 calories a day, and at first I was doing it as healthy as possible, but after like the 3,000th calorie of grilled chicken breast and rice, you realize you literally have to consume twice as much volume as opposed to just eating a cheeseburger. So after a while, I started eating a lot, a lot of doughnuts. It was really hard, man. The key to it was force-feeding myself this milkshake that I made every day that had weight gainer, chocolate milk, chocolate ice cream, and creatine, which creates bloating, and force-feeding myself two of those every day, and those were about 1,000 calories a piece, and that's what really put it over the edge.

That's just insane. I'm not saying Max Greenfield should do it but it'd be fifty times funnier if he did.

# ? Oct 4, 2013 01:22

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

I met his personal trainer at a wedding. He said it was weird having a client come in and telling them "Doing good work, man. You look fat!"

But also gently caress him for being able to put that much weight on then just drop it right back off :argh:

# ? Oct 4, 2013 01:55

iPodschun: Dec 29, 2004; Sherlock House

Ugh. I wanted Cece to punch Schmidt in the balls. At least that's over with.

# ? Oct 5, 2013 04:16

Dr. Discomfort: Sep 19, 2005; I am a nice man with happy feelings all of the time

Maxwell Lord posted:

I do hope Nadia shows up soon. YOLO

I'm writing a fan fiction about Nadia and Winston getting together. It ends with them causing the apocalypse as a "prank"

# ? Oct 6, 2013 02:51

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Winston is already killing me

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:02

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

It's just food. That's all it is.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:02

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

"Wanna see a magic trick?"

I want a gif of that card popping out.

EDIT: On the note of gifs, I'm so disappointed that no one made a gif of the happy dance from last week.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:03

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Cat bachelor party!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:03

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Choice of naaaan...

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:06

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

BWAHAHAHA! They're playing Get Lucky! I was just waiting to see how the whole situation deteriorated.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:07

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Does she strike you as... slutty?

This girl looks familiar.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:10

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

... Also do you groom your cat?

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:10

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Jess and weird sex is always a winning combo.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:12

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Maxwell Lord posted:

Does she strike you as... slutty?

This girl looks familiar.

It took me a second to realize it, but she's part of Garfunkel and Oates. That's an automatic stamp of approval for me.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:12

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

It... worked!

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:13

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

Did uh, did Nick like that?

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:14

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

I gotta say-not really enjoying the new Schmidt is a dick plot. Hoping it doesn't last too long.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:15

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

hope and vaseline posted:

Did uh, did Nick like that?

I... I couldn't really tell. I couldn't tell if Jess was even terribly into it.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:15

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Yeah, we can't give wine to these cats.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:17

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Jesus christ, Schmidt's such a GODDAMN DICK!

I'm seriously not enjoying his story at ALL.

"I HAVE FEELINGS!"

EDIT: I'm very seriously considering getting Nick's turtle face with the words "I have feelings!" as my avatar if I can figure out how to keep my Fighting Mongooses tag.

soupcan58 fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Oct 9, 2013

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:20

Democratic Pirate: Feb 17, 2010

Aggressive schmidtblocking is the best type of relationship drama.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:22

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I get why people don't like Schmidt being a dick about this but it's a good story trigger.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:23

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

No snack at the loft meeting :ohdear:

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:24

nwin: Feb 25, 2002; make's u think

Maxwell Lord posted:

I get why people don't like Schmidt being a dick about this but it's a good story trigger.

Yeah, right when the whole feelings thing started, the episode definitely turned around for me.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:24

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

Maxwell Lord posted:

I get why people don't like Schmidt being a dick about this but it's a good story trigger.

Yea, Schmidt inadvertently helping resolve Nick and Jess's issues was pretty great.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:25

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Full week! I win! _{I don't feel good...}

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:26

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

There's no way estrogen works that fast.

Like that Jess is still in that robe.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:26

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

There ain't no way in hell I've got a cat brothel in my room and I'm the only normal person.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:27

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:19

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Nick's idea of soundproofing is wonderfully slipshod.

# ? Oct 9, 2013 02:29

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