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80085 posted:Can you be fat and a good striker? Fat Ronaldo wasn't good when he got fat I always thought. I'm triggering so hard right now. Using Ronaldo as a strawman in a Jozy discussion, what the hell
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Hegav posted:I'm triggering so hard right now. Using Ronaldo as a strawman in a Jozy discussion, what the hell I think he hates Mexicans and English is his second language, so please be kind to my MLS Racist friend.
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Oct 9, 2013 11:06
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NinjaSteve posted:He would struggle imo, its a very physical league and he's a big weak shithouse. Kevin Muscat would snap him in half. Jozy is a one man A-league blooper reel.
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Oct 9, 2013 11:07
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The A stands for rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 9, 2013 11:09
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jozyalidore.com posted:Get To Know More About This Gifted, Giving Soccer Star
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Pissflaps posted:The A stands for rear end in a top hat.  It actually stands for Awful
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Oct 9, 2013 11:12
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Does he wear $100 hats?
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tetsman posted:I think he hates Mexicans and English is his second language, so please be kind to my MLS Racist friend. Actually a USA fan bought this avatar for me because I wanted Mexico to beat France in the world cup and he was outraged. I love Mexico and they are the most powerful footballing nation in the world.
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Pissflaps posted:jozyalidore.com I don't think that's a real site can you check your sources
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Pissflaps posted:The A stands for rear end in a top hat. you secretly love him
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Oct 9, 2013 13:26
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Does "premier soccer player" mean anyone that has played in the premier league?
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Oct 9, 2013 13:33
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Feed the 'Dore and he will... uh, maybe that was the problem.
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The Clit Avoider posted:Feed the 'Dore and he will... Eat and poo poo.
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Oct 9, 2013 15:58
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I continue to suppport Jozy Altidore and still hold firm to the idea and belief that he will suceed in his application of goal to back of the net. Hold strong Altigoal!
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Oct 9, 2013 17:30
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Oct 9, 2013 18:10
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This thread really needs a Jozy goal because I kind of hate it
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Oct 9, 2013 18:23
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For what it's worth (nothing) I think this thread isn't great but I've seen worse in my relatively short time hangin around here I think it's just the lack of Parmos getting to you. Little over a month left, you'll make it.
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T. Finninho posted:This thread really needs a Jozy goal because I kind of hate it
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Oct 9, 2013 19:37
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For every goal Jozy scores in this 2013-2014 Premier League season, I will donate 5 (just five) pounds to a charity of TRP's choosing.
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Oct 9, 2013 19:54
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the sex ghost posted:For every goal Jozy scores in this 2013-2014 Premier League season, I will donate 5 (just five) pounds to a charity of TRP's choosing. Jozy's Haiti water charity sounds like a good choice.
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R. Mute posted:I think you should start banning one Jozy fan for every match he doesn't score. Would add some excitement, tbh. It needs to be the other way around, you ban the creators of this bad thread for every game Jozy doesn't score a goal.
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No it's a scam.
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the sex ghost posted:For every goal Jozy scores in this 2013-2014 Premier League season, I will donate 5 (just five) pounds to a charity of TRP's choosing. You'd donate more by deducting £5 for each goal from a lump sum.
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Angel Puddin posted:You'd donate more by deducting £5 for each goal from a lump sum. That lump sum is £5
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80085 posted:If you truly meant he would have scored multiple scores you would have said "he would've scored goals by now". Deep down you knew inside that fat strikers are not good strikers so you limited his goal count to a single goal. So all of this could've been avoided if you simply said "no" to my initial question of "Can you be fat and a good striker?" gotta boost this, well done, top post
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It's funny to me that most of the "trolls" that constantly harass Jozy fans and the man himself are British; do I sense some jealousy? Gazing over Wikipedia's list of top England scorers, most of these forwards are completely unknown or playing for smaller teams like Nottingham Forest and Leeds. One name jumps at me though, and it's Wayne Rooney. No, I'm not joking, one of the least fit and athletic players in professional soccer has scored loads of goals in England. How does that happen? Well, look at his bio and you'll find out: he's been playing for almost all his life at Manchester, probably the best franchise ever in that country. Not only that, but he has scored nearly all of their penalty kicks, free kicks, corner kicks, goal kicks and the sort. You get my drift. Think it's not farfetched to say that if Jozy played for years in a team like Manchester he would have the same amount of goals as Rooney, or maybe even more, and even the Jozyhaters would agree to that. So the next time one of these "trolls" invade our safe haven, just utter the words Roo-ins, that'll be sure to send a shiver down their spines. For the rest of you believers, carry on!
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Oct 9, 2013 21:00
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I do love watching "Big Roo" bang in all those corner kicks and goal kicks.
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Mean Bean Machine posted:It's funny to me that most of the "trolls" that constantly harass Jozy fans and the man himself are British; do I sense some jealousy? Gazing over Wikipedia's list of top England scorers, most of these forwards are completely unknown or playing for smaller teams like Nottingham Forest and Leeds. One name jumps at me though, and it's Wayne Rooney. No, I'm not joking, one of the least fit and athletic players in professional soccer has scored loads of goals in England. How does that happen? Well, look at his bio and you'll find out: he's been playing for almost all his life at Manchester, probably the best franchise ever in that country. Not only that, but he has scored nearly all of their penalty kicks, free kicks, corner kicks, goal kicks and the sort. You get my drift. Think it's not farfetched to say that if Jozy played for years in a team like Manchester he would have the same amount of goals as Rooney, or maybe even more, and even the Jozyhaters would agree to that. So the next time one of these "trolls" invade our safe haven, just utter the words Roo-ins, that'll be sure to send a shiver down their spines. For the rest of you believers, carry on! 2/10, must try harder.
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For all us Jozy fans out there the legend himself has come out with some extravagant new shirts for his clothing line! 
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Oct 10, 2013 02:51
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I hear the "17" is for the year he is next expected to score in.
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Oct 10, 2013 03:45
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It looks like a bird shat Jozy over the front of the black t-shirt.
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Oct 10, 2013 10:34
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T. Finninho posted:This thread really needs a Jozy goal because I kind of hate it As annoying as this thread is it makes me look forward to Sunderland games which is something id never thought id ever say. Jozy's will they wont they relationship with the ball and the back of the net, rivals late 90's ross and rachel at this point imo
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I wonder if Jozy will be able to score on Jamaica?
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Ponce de Le0n posted:As annoying as this thread is it makes me look forward to Sunderland games which is something id never thought id ever say. Net: You slept with the corner flag? Jozy: We were on a break!
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Pissflaps posted:I wonder if Jozy will be able to score on Jamaica? Pigs might fly.
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I don't think it's far-fetched. Jozy can score against barely professional defenders after all.
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tetsman posted:I don't think it's far-fetched. Jozy can score against barely professional defenders after all. They have 1 premier league defender, that will surely be enough to keep Jozy at bay
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Smiley Face posted:They have 1 premier league defender, that will surely be enough to keep Jozy at bay He'll be marking a competent player
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