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GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

Leperflesh posted:

You can directly kill insects and spiders with water + any surfactant. Dish soap works perfectly. It prevents the hairs on their chitin from holding the water away from the spiracles that they breathe through, so they suffocate rapidly. There's no need to go spraying expensive automotive solvents or whatever the gently caress all over the place. Fill a spray bottle with tap water and add a few drops of dish soap and then spray the terrible scary bugs.

That said, stop being afraid of tiny little harmless animals, you bunch of puling children.
Soooo...basically waterboard the bug to death. Got it.

veedubfreak posted:

You ever accidentally stood too close to a pile of fire ants and only noticed when 150 of those fuckers bit you on command at the exact same time?
Yes. My quick solution was to take off pants and jump in the pool.



:getin:

GentlemanofLeisure fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 9, 2013

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

veedubfreak posted:

You ever accidentally stood too close to a pile of fire ants and only noticed when 150 of those fuckers bit you on command at the exact same time?

I was out in the Mendocino area of northern CA and managed to fall into a rotting log that I didnt notice had a soft spot and was swarmed by thousands of these big reish 1" long fuckers that were pretty painful, not true fire ants though I believe. Also the time I knelt to tie my shoe in Salinas and my knee broke into an underground wasp nest.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

14 INCH DETECTIVE posted:

I was out in the Mendocino area of northern CA and managed to fall into a rotting log that I didnt notice had a soft spot and was swarmed by thousands of these big reish 1" long fuckers that were pretty painful, not true fire ants though I believe. Also the time I knelt to tie my shoe in Salinas and my knee broke into an underground wasp nest.

As a kid, running around a beach up in Alaska, I jumped onto a old 55 gallon drum jumping from drift wood to drift wood. Apparently it was full of wasps which proceeded to chase after me only stinging me on the face. Good thing I am not allergic since we were a good hour plane flight from the nearest hospital in Juneau. Well more like 2 hours since they would have had to fly out to get me.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
a bug got on me once.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
that motherfucker bit me it made me real mad.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
i brushed it off me onto the ground then i got some wd40 and a lighter and torched his rear end!

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

14 INCH DETECTIVE posted:

and my knee broke into an underground wasp nest.

I had this happen once. I ended up idling a lawnmower over the hole for about 20 minutes after flooding it. gently caress wasps.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
haha gently caress bugs man...gently caress bugs.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
and gently caress the ocean too! do you know what kinda poo poo lives in that water???



Riva Aquarama powered by not one, but TWO Lamborghini V12's modified for marine usage.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



At least there's plenty of water around for when it bursts into flames.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


GentlemanofLeisure posted:

and gently caress the ocean too! do you know what kinda poo poo lives in that water???



Riva Aquarama powered by not one, but TWO Lamborghini V12's modified for marine usage.

Jesus that's a beautiful boat, and I know nothing about and have very little interest in boats. If I had a boat, it would be that boat.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
hey i have these bees you ordered



oh poo poo theyre gettin out!



poo poo poo poo poo poo the bees are gettin out!!! help call the cops! oh no...



its ok clancy the fire breathing snail car is here to save us!

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

West SAAB Story posted:

I had this happen once. I ended up idling a lawnmower over the hole for about 20 minutes after flooding it. gently caress wasps.

Ahaha, someone else used the Whirling Death Blades method of getting rid of wasps/yellowjackets! My dad takes out elaborate revenge on each nest of those fuckers each time he get stung. The first time, it was a shop vac and fireworks; the lawnmower was the next method.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

atomicthumbs posted:

Ahaha, someone else used the Whirling Death Blades method of getting rid of wasps/yellowjackets! My dad takes out elaborate revenge on each nest of those fuckers each time he get stung. The first time, it was a shop vac and fireworks; the lawnmower was the next method.

I was mowing the lawn at the time. :shrug:

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE

GentlemanofLeisure posted:

and gently caress the ocean too! do you know what kinda poo poo lives in that water???



Riva Aquarama powered by not one, but TWO Lamborghini V12's modified for marine usage.

My first job was mostly winterizing Chris Crafts. Goddamn they are beautiful but I'll never forget the time my coworker started the engine while I was inside the engine compartment.

I was a little guy.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
My dad burned down an entire tree to get rid of wasps once.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Boomerjinks posted:

My first job was mostly winterizing Chris Crafts. Goddamn they are beautiful but I'll never forget the time my coworker started the engine while I was inside the engine compartment.

I was a little guy.

Try being in one when this lights off:

evilnissan
Apr 18, 2007

I'm comin home.
PB blaster works wonders on wasp/wasp nest/general "NOPE" bugs. Just be careful on what your spraying on isnt something that will also get hosed up the all mighty PB.

Paul Boz_
Dec 21, 2003

Sin City
Saw this girl today. Sorry for the resolution; took the photo from a ways back at a long light. I wish it wasn't rush hour so I could hear it unwind.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

GentlemanofLeisure posted:

hey i have these bees you ordered



oh poo poo theyre gettin out!

Hey, what's going on in this car?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Wasp nests are cool, just not when they're in cars.



They make great natural sculpture.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





So my wife bought our daughter some awesome pajamas. The top has what sure looks like a Dodge Challenger:



And the bottom has a lot of cars labeled "Vroom" and "Speedy".



But wait, what is that in there with the Challengers?



Volvo 122s. :hellyeah: Speed, not so much, class, yes. Children's Place if you feel that your child deserves the best.

Also, stop posting bugs that aren't made by VW, you jerks.

Paul Boz_
Dec 21, 2003

Sin City

PainterofCrap posted:

Wasp nests are cool, just not when they're in cars.



They make great natural sculpture.



not a goddamn bit of any of this is awesome :fireman:

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Gorilla Salad posted:

Hey, what's going on in this car?



T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Less bugs, more awesome offroad toys :colbert:



InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Dammit, I was too slow with my camera to get it, but I just saw a little Kei-class panel van styled like an old Citroen H-van. It was very :3:.

ColHannibal
Sep 17, 2007
Post Awesome AI Car poo poo: Dad and scary bug chat.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



There's a body shop not far from my work which has been working on this:

It's a Ford Econoline Pickup, which I figured out by googling "Weird Ford Pickup Truck".

It's awesome. Sorry for the blurry picture.

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
So glad I live in Canada and don't have to deal with creepy spiders in my car, at worst we'll get a curious bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TglkMUm2d8E

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

IOwnCalculus posted:



Volvo 122s. :hellyeah: Speed, not so much,

Until a crazy guy gets ahold of one and turns it from this:



To this:



Powered by this (6.2 LS3 with custom engine cover/cowl intake):



Which sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eSNL5hcBCyE

Full build thread here: http://forums.swedespeed.com/showthread.php?158186-Volvo-X-(Pro-Touring-1967-Amazon)

The guy is developing products for customizing them and this is his test platform. If I was a V8 kinda guy I'd just copy him.

Also please tell me where you got those pjs and if it's local please buy some in size 8-10 and send them to me, I will pay you double what it costs you.

Paul Boz_
Dec 21, 2003

Sin City
It's been a while since I've seen anyone mention Nelson Racing Engines (NRE) in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA6am0rCwAk

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





LloydDobler posted:

Also please tell me where you got those pjs and if it's local please buy some in size 8-10 and send them to me, I will pay you double what it costs you.

IOwnCalculus posted:

Children's Place if you feel that your child deserves the best.

So close and yet so far :3: You're in Denver, right? Looks like there's a bunch of their stores up there too.

Also holy hell, that thing sounds amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSNL5hcBCyE

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

Paul Boz_ posted:

It's been a while since I've seen anyone mention Nelson Racing Engines (NRE) in this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA6am0rCwAk

I love that those guys are taking high displacement stuff and throwing modern tech at it. That manifold and fuel system is bad rear end.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

LloydDobler posted:


VOLVO BADASSERY




This is the face I made: :stonk:

That thing is loving amazing.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

Yeah, and that guy is doing some really cool development for these cars, the first being a complete bolt-in custom front crossmember which incorporates all Mustang II suspension parts and a rack and pinion, to open up the engine bay for these kinds of engine swaps and to open up all your choices of brake kits and shock/spring kits including coilovers. He did a coilover conversion rear bracket which is awesome because it can be adapted to a stock rear axle OR any big power rear axle. he developed a once piece power door window kit, and is working on a flush mount windshield and rear window kit. Pretty cool stuff.

Aureus
Nov 20, 2006

God drat now I want an Amazon...

oh who am I kidding, I've always wanted an Amazon.

SierraEchoBravo
Jun 23, 2010

LloydDobler posted:

Until a crazy guy gets ahold of one and turns it from this:



To this:



Powered by this (6.2 LS3 with custom engine cover/cowl intake):



Which sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eSNL5hcBCyE

Full build thread here: http://forums.swedespeed.com/showthread.php?158186-Volvo-X-(Pro-Touring-1967-Amazon)

The guy is developing products for customizing them and this is his test platform. If I was a V8 kinda guy I'd just copy him.

Also please tell me where you got those pjs and if it's local please buy some in size 8-10 and send them to me, I will pay you double what it costs you.

I think I've found my true calling in life. I must own one like it.

donut
Feb 4, 2001

Delivery McGee posted:

Y'know those sofas styled after the rear end end of a '57 Chevy? I'm seeing an untapped market in that vein for full-sized racecar beds. I can get a desk made from a 737 engine cowling or a conference table made from the horizontal stabilizer of a DC-3; why not a queen-size bed in a hollowed-out classic musclecar body?

(Actual racecars are generally smaller than the kiddie beds, but you could totally fit a queen-size mattress in a Countach shell)
I don't know about beds, but there is this stupid crap.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

IOwnCalculus posted:

Also, stop posting bugs that aren't made by VW, you jerks.





:colbert:

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
I am not a particular fan of Jalopnik, but apparently there is an F40 out there that has the original window sticker (still on the window) and 172 original miles. :psyboom:

http://jalopnik.com/this-is-what-an-f40-would-look-like-if-youd-bought-one-1442831212

Please let me stretch it's legs...I can hear it calling to me to be driven.

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