The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

oldskool posted:

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain?
Passing out in the ocean...

# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:36

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain?
Passing out in the ocean...

If you like refund adjustments,
And the music I play,
Send a check to my friend Ralph,
And he'll mail you a tape!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:42

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If you like refund adjustments,
And the music I play,
Send a check to my friend Ralph,
And he'll mail you a tape!

Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,

Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something...

# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:50

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

oldskool posted:

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up!
Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:50

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up!
Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!

Man Smart!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:51

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain?
Passing out in the ocean...

Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:51

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Klungar posted:

Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:04

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

That's some nice work with the bag-zooka, Lou.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:07

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

Aww, isn't that nice.

Break out the tear gas, boys.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:08

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Aww, isn't that nice. Break out the tear gas, boys.

Bake 'em away, toys.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:15

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Bjay9 posted:

Bake 'em away, toys.

Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect from the money we make?
Whether in a car or on the bus,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops! Bad cops!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:24

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

IMJack posted:

Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect from the money we make?
Whether in a car or on the bus,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops! Bad cops!

I tried to drink a Coke on the bus!

And they took away my pass!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:27

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Deviant posted:

I tried to drink a Coke on the bus!

And they took away my pass!

You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better. :shobon:

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Deviant posted:

I tried to drink a Coke on the bus!

And they took away my pass!

Don't make me tap the sign.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:56

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

DrBouvenstein posted:

You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better.

...nah, forget it. Go home kid. :smith:

# ? Oct 11, 2013 19:07

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

mrfart posted:

Don't worry Facepalm Ranger, they pave the way for this kind of filth in school.

She's faking it.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 19:29

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 19:45

monsteroftheweek: Oct 9, 2012

Bjay9 posted:

Bake 'em away, toys.

You'll live to regret this!

Oh, thanks a lot. Now I look crazy.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect from the money we make?
Whether in a car or on the bus,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops! Bad cops!

The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet

"Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"

# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:28

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

She's faking it.

It looks like he's trying to jump over that other goon and can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:58

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet

"Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"

Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:59

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

It looks like he's trying to jump over that other goon and can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it!

Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are fighting!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:01

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Women's Rights? posted:

Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!

Hey, according to the charter, as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month! "And two comely lasses of virtue true..."

# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:09

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Deviant posted:

Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are fighting!

Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:36

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

Hogburto posted:

Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny!

# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Man Smart!

♫The woman is.... smarter!♪

# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:44

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

Each leap brings us closer to God

# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:47

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

♫The woman is.... smarter!♪

You badmouthed MacGuyver didn't you?

# ? Oct 11, 2013 22:24

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Roark posted:

...nah, forget it. Go home kid.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 22:59

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,

Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something...

Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy.

... or a man named Andy.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 23:06

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet

"Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"

For no reason,
Here's Dr.Bouvenstein.

# ? Oct 11, 2013 23:16

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Skeesix posted:

Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy.

... or a man named Andy.

_{tell a lie tell a lie}

I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start! :downs:

_{....Braa-VO. _clap...clap}

# ? Oct 12, 2013 00:19

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Skeesix posted:

Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy.

... or a man named Andy.

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!

For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

# ? Oct 12, 2013 00:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!

For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

OI MISTER PRIME MINISTER! :australia:

# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:02

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!

For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk!

# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk!

I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home! :haw:

# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:05

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Man Smart!

Jerusalem posted:

♫The woman is.... smarter!♪

Sadly, this was not part of the act.

# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:20

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!

For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?

# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:28