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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

That poor dog... :qq:

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Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

tell a lie tell a lie

I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start! :downs:

....Braa-VO. clap...clap

Don't say revenge, don't say revenge...

Uh... revenge.

That's it, I'm outta here.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

That poor dog... :qq:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vicissitude posted:

Don't say revenge, don't say revenge...

Uh... revenge.

That's it, I'm outta here.



CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

Be quiet you AWFUL man! :gonk:

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Vicissitude posted:

Don't say revenge, don't say revenge...

Uh... revenge.

That's it, I'm outta here.

But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

wound his body with bullets

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

:roflolmao: The guy's so high. He doesn't even know that's Dave!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

That poor dog... :qq:

One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"? Three-

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

:roflolmao: The guy's so high. He doesn't even know that's Dave!

Whoa, man--my shoes are talking to me!

Don't worry, Everything--we won't hurt you. We only want to have some fun...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

Whoa, man--my shoes are talking to me!

Don't worry, Everything--we won't hurt you. We only want to have some fun...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

All right, put your hands together for the comedic styles of Groundskeeper CatchrNdRy... or should I say "Grinskeeper" CatchrNdRy?

No, no. Groundskeeper was correct.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Finish him off! FINISH HIM OFF!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.




Oh, there they go.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


ebilflindas
Sep 16, 2013

Das ist nicht eine boobie!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

One, Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Poochie's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Poochie"? Three-

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

ebilflindas posted:

Das ist nicht eine boobie!

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



ebilflindas posted:

Das ist nicht eine boobie!

ebilflindas, do you know what Schadenfreude is?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

As long as its tasteful. And never at someone, or with, and not...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

The children have to learn about Tekwar sooner or later.

Deviant, we both know these children have no future!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

Deviant, we both know these children have no future!

I... uh...

Prove me wrong, goons. Prove me wrong.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

His font control is excellent!

And his wig makes him look like Ringo Starr Billie Joe Armstrong!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo?

Silencer...Loudener...And this one's for shooting down police helicopters!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Do over Ham posted:

Deviant, we both know these children have no future!

Children! Children!
Future! Future!

Are you ready for the children, whoa whoa whoa!
The future is a coming, hey hey hey!

Children! Children!
Future! Future!

Children, children, children are the future...

...kids!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Children! Children!
Future! Future!

Are you ready for the children, whoa whoa whoa!
The future is a coming, hey hey hey!

Children! Children!
Future! Future!

Children, children, children are the future...

...kids!


I didn't think he'd do Moon River but bam, second encore!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Children! Children!
Future! Future!

Are you ready for the children, whoa whoa whoa!
The future is a coming, hey hey hey!

Children! Children!
Future! Future!

Children, children, children are the future...

...kids!


Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill.
Kids! Yeah! You're only here 'cause Marge forgot her pill.
Kids! You're all just scandalizing, vandalizing punks!
Channel hoppin', ritalin-poppin', Monkeys!(But please don't quit the fan-club!)

Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns blue!
Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!
Why can't you be like I am?

Oh, what a bunch of brats!

We oughta drown you just like cats!

delljit
Feb 20, 2004

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

delljit fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Oct 12, 2013

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Oh, why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

:confused: Why I laugh?

delljit
Feb 20, 2004

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Writer Cath posted:

:confused: Why I laugh?

It was that crippled Irishmen!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

delljit posted:

It was that crippled Irishmen!

All this drinking, violence, destruction of property... are these the things that we think of when we think of the Irish?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Drink-Mix Man posted:

All this drinking, violence, destruction of property... are these the things that we think of when we think of the Irish?

'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

delljit posted:

It was that crippled Irishmen!

Oh yeah :laugh:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun.

Immig'ants! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

delljit posted:

It was that crippled Irishmen!

Cause of parents' death...Got in my way.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

delljit posted:

It was that crippled Irishmen!

Look out, delljit! He's Irish!

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.


Notice I no longer say "libary" or "tommorry."

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