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Drink-Mix Man posted:Notice I no longer say "libary" or "tommorry." I'll be teaching your goon riding, grooming, and at no extra charge, pronunciation.
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Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed numbered 3x5 cards. All the big words are spelled FO-NEH-TIC-ALL-LY.
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Oct 12, 2013 17:22
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed numbered 3x5 cards. All the big words are spelled FO-NEH-TIC-ALL-LY. Why would the national grammar rodeo be in Canada?
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Oct 12, 2013 17:29
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed numbered 3x5 cards. All the big words are spelled FO-NEH-TIC-ALL-LY. Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!
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Oct 12, 2013 17:32
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Everything Counts posted:Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool! Everything Counts loves Drink-Mix Man!
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Oct 12, 2013 17:37
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Bjay9 posted:Everything Counts loves Drink-Mix Man! Nobody loves Drink-Mix Man!  (Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.  )
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Oct 12, 2013 19:18
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Everything Counts posted:Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool! Stop kissing that cat and get in the car!
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Oct 12, 2013 21:26
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Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut!
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Oct 12, 2013 22:15
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut! Drink-Mix, I don't want that thing in my house.
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Oct 12, 2013 22:26
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut! Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers?
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Oct 12, 2013 22:29
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Everything Counts posted:Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool! Everything! 
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Oct 12, 2013 23:06
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut! 
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Oct 12, 2013 23:09
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers? CharlieFoxTrot! Look what I did!
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Oct 12, 2013 23:24
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Do people worship it?
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Oct 12, 2013 23:32
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ShaqDiesel posted:Do people worship it? I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was... E.T., The Extraterrestrial. I love that little guy.
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Oct 12, 2013 23:38
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was... E.T., The Extraterrestrial. I love that little guy. Goons, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Cookie, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.
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Oct 12, 2013 23:43
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ShaqDiesel posted:Do people worship it? Okay, if you're going to post in my thread, you're going to obey my rules. One: I am Drink-Mix Man, thy god. If I am out, the Krusty doll is thy god. If the doll's with me, you will worship the night-light. Should the night-light be unable to fulfill its duties...
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Oct 12, 2013 23:48
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Everything Counts posted:Goons, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was... I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Cookie, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car. I'll tell you someone who cares. He's got long hair, works as a carpenter, has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood. His name's Gunnar and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.
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Oct 12, 2013 23:53
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MondayHotDog posted:His name's Gunnar and he's dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer. I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding.
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Oct 13, 2013 00:00
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding. Father McGrath, I thought you were dead. I was!
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Oct 13, 2013 00:19
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Stop kissing that cat and get in the car! Get that cat out of the way!
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Oct 13, 2013 00:33
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
 Mr. Drink-Mix Man I can't post under these conditions!
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Oct 13, 2013 00:40
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No, Mr. CatchrNdRy! That's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear!
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Oct 13, 2013 00:49
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One screwball can make a difference. But they probably shouldn't.
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Oct 13, 2013 01:20
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Drink-Mix Man posted:No, Mr. CatchrNdRy! That's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear! With a MAN in the White House? Not likely!
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Oct 13, 2013 02:14
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Luigi Thirty posted:One screwball can make a difference. But they probably shouldn't. Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken.
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Oct 13, 2013 02:21
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Justin Godscock posted:With a MAN in the White House? Not likely! The president is a Demy-Crat! 
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Oct 13, 2013 02:21
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DrBouvenstein posted:The president is a Demy-Crat! Hello, is this President DrBouvenstein? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you. ...Shut up!
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Oct 13, 2013 02:28
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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DrBouvenstein posted:The president is a Demy-Crat! Sure are a lot of ugly goons in your thread. Funky See Funky Do posted:Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken. Ooh, look at that one!
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Oct 13, 2013 02:31
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Gentlemen, the screwballs have spoken. Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they would both have pie! 
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Oct 13, 2013 02:33
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DrBouvenstein posted:The president is a Demy-Crat! I'm the last surviving Democrat. Tax and spend! Tax and spend!
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Oct 13, 2013 02:42
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they would both have pie! Now BloodDesk, don't you eat this pie!
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Oct 13, 2013 02:46
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed numbered 3x5 cards. All the big words are spelled FO-NEH-TIC-ALL-LY. I think he's talking to you.
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Oct 13, 2013 02:58
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Writer Cath posted:I think he's talking to you. The Thompsonnnnnnnnnnnssssssss.....
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Oct 13, 2013 03:27
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MondayHotDog posted:Sure are a lot of ugly goons in your thread. HEY MA! Lookit that pointy haired goon!
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Oct 13, 2013 03:33
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Now BloodDesk, don't you eat this pie! I know I shouldn't eat Thee...
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Oct 13, 2013 03:54
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Mister Kingdom posted:The Thompsonnnnnnnnnnnssssssss..... Ooh, Ice Creamville! 
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Oct 13, 2013 04:07
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I know I shouldn't eat Thee... One Tower of Babel, and build it to heaven. To heaven!
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Oct 13, 2013 04:09
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Women's Rights? posted:HEY MA! Lookit that pointy haired goon! Hey you know what? I should call my Ma while I'm up here! HEY MA! Get off the dang roof!
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IMJack posted:Hey you know what? I should call my Ma while I'm up here! Some folk'd never lose a toe, but then again, some folk'll, like IMJack the slack-jawed yokel.
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