The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Women's Rights? posted:

HEY MA! Lookit that pointy haired goon!

Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the?

# ? Oct 13, 2013 05:55

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:38

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

ShaqDiesel posted:

Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the?

Now for my favorite part of the forum... _{What does that say?} Talk to the audience? Ugh, this is always death...

# ? Oct 13, 2013 06:13

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

ShaqDiesel posted:

Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the?

It's not your fault, ShaqDiesel. It's these lousy quoters. They make madder than a... yak in heat!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 06:45

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

ShaqDiesel posted:

Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the?

A lot of blue hair? Hehe what a freak!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 06:50

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

ShaqDiesel posted:

Well here we are, the star of The Blue Lagoon, and me, a blue haired goon... what the?

First of all, my hair is green, not blue. I got nothin' to work with here. Nothin'!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 07:34

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

First of all, my hair is green, not blue. I got nothin' to work with here. Nothin'!

I actually remember this being the point where I thought, yes this an adult show I can get. I watched it first run and thought, "hey wait, his hairs not blue, it's green! Oh well another dumb sitcom." Then he launched into his rant and I thought that I just might be OK with this show.

What? I need a quote? Oh, very well then.

Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! And get ourselves a snack!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 08:08

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Justin Godscock posted:

With a MAN in the White House? Not likely!

Call me Mr. NdRy :smug:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 08:44

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

Call me Mr. NdRy

Call me Mrs. Scum.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 09:13

monsteroftheweek: Oct 9, 2012

CatchrNdRy posted:

Call me Mr. NdRy

But I fell in love with Catcher Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Mr. NdRy.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 09:23

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

MondayHotDog posted:

Call me Mrs. Scum.

I only-a consider you scum compared-a to Krusty.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 09:26

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

monsteroftheweek posted:

But I fell in love with Catcher Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Mr. NdRy.

Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?

# ? Oct 13, 2013 09:28

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

CatchrNdRy posted:

Call me Mr. NdRy

Lowenstein... :allears:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 09:40

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

monsteroftheweek posted:

But I fell in love with Catcher Simpson! I don't want to snuggle with Mr. NdRy.

Yeah. but none of my friends can watch me.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 09:45

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

I only-a consider you scum compared-a to Krusty.

Hey Moe! What's-a da matter? You no-a speaka with your accent no more!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 09:45

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Everything Counts posted:

Hey Moe! What's-a da matter? You no-a speaka with your accent no more!

Mamma Mia!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 10:18

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?

Wait, does that mean Mrs. Krabbapel is a virgin too?

# ? Oct 13, 2013 10:43

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?

Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. :allears:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 10:51

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Cookie Kwan posted:

Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.

Don't try to change me baby :colbert:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 10:59

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Cookie Kwan posted:

Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.

Pervert!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 11:00

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Skeesix posted:

Don't try to change me baby

When I first met Skeesix, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 11:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

When I first met Skeesix, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person!

But, LOCUST....

# ? Oct 13, 2013 11:50

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

But, LOCUST....

He's a whole new person! :colbert:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 11:59

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's not your fault, ShaqDiesel. It's these lousy quoters. They make madder than a... yak in heat!

A little beer will put out that fire...HRRK
:tizzy:

Just...working...the turkey through!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 12:25

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

jscolon2.0 posted:

Wait, does that mean Mrs. Krabbapel is a virgin too?

She's faking it.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 12:31

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Striking Yak posted:

A little beer will put out that fire...HRRK

Just...working...the turkey through!

You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?

I got that right now...

Ooh, bacon!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 18:58

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

delljit posted:

She's faking it.

We're queer, we're glad, but don't tell Mom and Dad.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 19:01

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Writer Cath posted:

We're queer, we're glad, but don't tell Mom and Dad.

We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 19:14

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?

I got that right now...

Ooh, bacon!

That's guilt. You feel guilty because your stunt wound up costing a man his job. :geno:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 19:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Luigi Thirty posted:

We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

Oh, be nice! :gay:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 19:29

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Luigi Thirty posted:

We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 20:01

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

mrfart posted:

I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

Wanna comb it?

# ? Oct 13, 2013 20:52

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Wanna comb it?

I don't know what you have planned for this evening, Luigi, but count me out.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 21:02

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Luigi Thirty posted:

We're here! We're queer! ~~Get used to it~~ We don't want any more bears!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 21:03

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Pervert!

Oh boy, this looks bad...

# ? Oct 13, 2013 21:10

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Luigi Thirty posted:

We're here! We're queer! Get used to it!

Sir, an angry mob is here to see you.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 21:17

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Skeesix posted:

Sir, an angry mob is here to see you.

We've given the word "mob" a bad name.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 21:41

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Skeesix posted:

Sir, an angry mob is here to see you.

I don't have an appointment with any large men. How did you get past the hall monitors?

# ? Oct 13, 2013 21:55

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Striking Yak posted:

I don't have an appointment with any large men. How did you get past the hall monitors?

Actually sir, they DO have an appointment.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:03

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

MondayHotDog posted:

Oh boy, this looks bad...

We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 11:38

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Jorghnassen posted:

We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOx09eKybDg

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:12

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