The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOx09eKybDg

Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of

:cool:

Can we have a pool dad? :eng101:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:07

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Everything Counts posted:

Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of

Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?

I want to go to Mount Splashmore!
Take me take me take me take me NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Mount Splashmore, please take me there right now!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:25

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

I want to go to Mount Splashmore!
Take me take me take me take me NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Mount Splashmore, please take me there right now!

Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:31

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!

Dead tired of baby proofers who don't give a free estimate!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:33

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Dead tired of baby proofers who don't give a free estimate!

Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today--which I won't.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:57

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!

Sand...wich...

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Skeesix posted:

Actually sir, they DO have an appointment.

I called ahead!

# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:10

Parsley: Jul 17, 2012

Everything Counts posted:

Yeah, I probably won't be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks and that's if I order them today--which I won't.

Perhaps if I search the goon evaluations for the word incompetent.
714 names? Better be more specific.
Lazy, clumsy, dim-witted, monstrously ugly.
...
Oh, nuts to this, I'll just get Everything Counts.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:33

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!

Is this the end of Zombie IMJack? blarg. :zombie:

# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:44

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Everything Counts posted:

Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of

Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?

you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture

# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:58

delljit: Feb 20, 2004; God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

CatchrNdRy posted:

you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture

Lisa, just because you're 10 feet tall doesn't mean you can tell me what to do.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 00:19

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

you missed the best part, when Bart starts "Can we..." and then stops short due to Lisa's commanding hand gesture

They swore they'd get us back by spiking our water supply. But they didn't have the guts. :smug:

# ? Oct 14, 2013 00:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Is this the end of Zombie IMJack? blarg.

Lucite� hardening� must� end life� in classic Lorne Greene pose� from� Battlestar� Galactica�

# ? Oct 14, 2013 00:31

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Everything Counts posted:

Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of

Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?

I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:03

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

CatchrNdRy posted:

Give me the drugs, Lisa.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:23

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

CatchrNdRy posted:

I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I sure do like your pixie drink! :cheers:

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:31

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogburto posted:

Give me the drugs, Lisa.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! :catdrugs:

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Mister Kingdom posted:

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

Give her these.

And these.

And then these.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:54

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Give her these.

And these.

And then these.

And don't make that face at me. :colbert:

# ? Oct 14, 2013 02:20

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Give her these.

And these.

And then these.

Thank you Dr. Bouvenstein

# ? Oct 14, 2013 02:43

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

I love you, Dr. Bouvenstein!

# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:17

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

Thank you Dr. Bouvenstein

Oh, I'm not a doctor.

This is probably the third time I've made this quote...and I'm ok with that.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:27

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, I'm not a doctor.

This is probably the third time I've made this quote...and I'm ok with that.

For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C. Everett Bouvenstein

# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:34

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

For all the latest medical poop
Call Surgeon General C. Everett Bouvenstein

Be careful, Charlie, you'll give yourself skin failure.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, I'm not a doctor.

So you don't work on retainer?

# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:36

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

So you don't work on retainer?

SO LONG DENTAL PLAN! :downs:

# ? Oct 14, 2013 03:56

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Sanguinia posted:

SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:20

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Sanguinia posted:

SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!

And that's the tooth!

:lol:

Oops, I left the gas on.

:lol:

# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:39

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

IMJack posted:

Oops, I left the gas on.

Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs...

# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:50

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

And that's the tooth!

Oops, I left the gas on.

IMJack, thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago. No, really, I can't! It's a serious problem.

:lol:

What are we all laughing about?

# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:50

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Sanguinia posted:

Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs...

Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day!

# ? Oct 14, 2013 04:59

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day!

Tell her her rump's as BIG as the queen's! And twice as fragrant!

# ? Oct 14, 2013 05:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day!

You're ugly as a mule and twice as stupid! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!

# ? Oct 14, 2013 05:07

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Jerusalem posted:

You're ugly as a mule and twice as stupid! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!

Lousy traumatic childhood...

# ? Oct 14, 2013 05:26

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

IMJack posted:

And that's the tooth!

Oops, I left the gas on.

Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 06:09

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Cookie Kwan posted:

Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.

I want to show you a book, Cookie.

The Big Book of British Smiles.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 06:29

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

I want to show you a book, Cookie.

The Big Book of British Smiles.

"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already"?

"Tis," replied Aunt Helga

# ? Oct 14, 2013 07:52

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

IMJack posted:

I want to show you a book, Cookie.

The Big Book of British Smiles.

Freshen ya drink governor?

# ? Oct 14, 2013 08:23

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Cookie Kwan posted:

Freshen ya drink governor?

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

# ? Oct 14, 2013 08:24

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:07

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Luigi Thirty posted:

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

I've decided to protect myself ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 09:11

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