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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Sanguinia posted:

Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs...

Do not touch Willie. Good advice!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I've decided to protect myself ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant.

BERSERK IS RIGHT! :supaburn:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy doesn't work!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Striking Yak posted:

Do not touch Willie. Good advice!

Lousy Smarch weather. :mad:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

MondayHotDog posted:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy doesn't work!

Hey! I am no longer illiterate.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Hey! I am no longer illiterate.

Mod Funky supports revolving-door probations. Mod Funky even released MondayHotDog, a poster twice convicted of image leeching. Can you trust a man like Mod Funky?

Vote MondayHotDog for mod.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Striking Yak posted:

Do not touch Willie. Good advice!

Why won't they come over here? I'm so lonely.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Striking Yak posted:

Mod Funky supports revolving-door probations. Mod Funky even released MondayHotDog, a poster twice convicted of image leeching. Can you trust a man like Mod Funky?

Vote MondayHotDog for mod.

As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

MondayHotDog posted:

As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke!

What about Ray Bradbury?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

VogeGandire posted:

What about Ray Bradbury?

I'm aware of his work.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Hey! I am no longer illiterate.

Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

MondayHotDog posted:

As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke!

My fellow Simpsons Quoters. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

My fellow Simpsons Quoters. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

That's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk! :mad:

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Roark posted:

That's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk! :mad:

More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Roark posted:

That's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk! :mad:

Hey! Roark! Get back to work!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey! Roark! Get back to work!

MondayHotDog, the plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey! Roark! Get back to work!
Look alive, HotDog. I'm not payin' you to gold-brick.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Striking Yak posted:

Do not touch Willie. Good advice!

I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so posters can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Writer Cath having two spaghetti meals in one day.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Sorry about the landing, boys. This fog is so thick I can't even see my own cataracts!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



MondayHotDog posted:

I'm aware of his work.

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Women's Rights? posted:

I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so posters can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Writer Cath having two spaghetti meals in one day.

'EY SALVATORE! GIVE-A THE UGLY GOON A PLATE-A THE RED CRAP!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Pablo Neruda.

Goons! Memorize these funny place names:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Women's Rights? posted:

I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so posters can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Writer Cath having two spaghetti meals in one day.

You need to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

VogeGandire posted:

You need to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped group, the congealed group and the Chocotastic!

If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Women's Rights? posted:

I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so posters can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Writer Cath having two spaghetti meals in one day.

Don't try and change me, Baby.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

Don't try and change me, Baby.

I know that brooms are not your way, but we're in America now. :911:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I know that brooms are not your way, but we're in America now. :911:

Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

VogeGandire posted:

Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!

Let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


CatchrNdRy posted:

Let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program!

I pay the Deviant tax!

Let the bears pay the bear tax!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

Let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program!

A political debate in my own forum! I feel like a Kennedy. :3:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I know that brooms are not your way, but we're in America now. :911:



Abe! Supper's ready!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

IMJack posted:

A political debate in my own forum! I feel like a Kennedy. :3:

You, President? This is the greatest country in the world! We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president! Quit your daydreaming, melonhead!

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

You, President? This is the greatest country in the world! We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president! Quit your daydreaming, melonhead!

That's not America! That's not even Mexico!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!

MondayHotDog posted:

As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke!

Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

skooma512 posted:

That's not America! That's not even Mexico!

This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program!

How does it keep up with the news like that?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

DrBouvenstein posted:



Abe! Supper's ready!

We had to move out after we filled the entire head with garbage.

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

How does it keep up with the news like that?

Looks like those clowns in congress have done it again.
What a bunch of clowns.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

VogeGandire posted:

This match will determine once and for all which nation is the greatest on earth - Mexico or Portugal!

:911: Center passes to wing...back to center....center holds it. Hoooooolds it. :sigh: holds it.
:mexico: CENTER PASSES TO WING! BACK TO CENTER! :derp: CENTER HOLDS IT! :siren:HOLDS IT!:siren: HOOOOOOOLDS IIIIIIIT!:supaburn:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cookie Kwan posted:

Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?

:frogout:

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